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interstilol?
teh cheezez bii triun tu kepe uz awf balansz
materialol science ref FTW!
but aifinsko we has mennee dislocashuns today.
this all started wif da woeman that dislocate’d her shouldr trying on a dress like Mishell O’Bama’s dress, ifinkso. ‘Struth! I hear’d it on teh raydeeo sho “Wait,Wait, don’t tell Me” on NPR.
*ponders” maybe we can has LCB ( Low Cost Budgie) Produkshun Documentary of that episoad call’d “Wait, Wait, don’t tell Me Ow”
itz deja voo
Awl ober agane!
Weird o_O
BC sez “U nawt can haz… Dis mai Unicorm!!!”
Tom Crooz iz BC? Dat ‘splains a lawt.
???aniwun kno whats gown awn wiff ichc???
Halp! I’m lost in 3 diffrent LOLs in a diffrent time dimention.
HALP – kin sumwun fyr up dat tiem travailer masheen en goes tu reskoo PJ ?
PJ ai wil tri tu fine sumwai tu untanglols yew frum dees miztiemed lols
yew jest weight dere…
…………an dere tu…….
…………………………ohai……….yew stai dere tew……
bee rite bak
call Igor at d’Beaker Labs, stat!! he was tinkerink with it… O.o. that may ‘splain a lot.
iz because dis is basement cat on red horse 0 da apLolcalypse?
Nah. Dis just lazy kitteh who don’t mind da local stopz cuz da seats is nice and warm.
days goeing bassakwards ???
kin ai haz lunch agin?
*williboi wunners wut wil happin in 33 minuets*
no!! no goin bassakwards!! iz almoast denir tyme heer
Ride im cowboi!
Ai clame teh nawt sekund at teh currekt tiem! Awl teh rest uv u up dere haz cheetid!
*annipuss gets on high horse wif kitthe*
hear, hear!
concatululuations, annipuss!
Thx mary0! It’s bean a berry comfuzzlin dai!
yr welolcome, annipuss. Wot’s fr dinner? I just finished my tabouli maed wif 3 kinds 0 mint from my gard’n, local growed isaytomaytoez you say tomahtoEs, cutecombers, and various herbs, spices etc.
congaratz annipuss fur teh nawt sekund in reel tyme an tu teh time travlrs tu fur bein time travlrs
*still waitins fur teh pair-o-ducks*
Two ducks walk intew uh bar…
Got enny nales?
*snerk*
noe? got enny graypz?
Ai had a kumfurt dish – cheeze puddin. Dats juss bredcrumz, cheez, egg an milk awl beeted up 2gever an baked. Taystee an nootrishus!
Basement Kitteh iz awn hiz hi horse agin
Tired ob waiting foar Conquest, War, Famine, and Death,
BC decides tew take maddurs intew hiz own hands.
Nawt getting awf tew gud start akshully.
A brown horse wearin a black cat walk into a bar….
The bartender sez, “Ai suppoze yew tew want a black and tan.”
Kitteh sez, “@*#$%! yew adn teh horse ai rode in awn.”
Bartender sez, “Nao dats languidj ob uh diffrunt cullur.”
…barkeep says to da horse, “Why the long face? You are accessorized with the lil black kitteh that goes with everything.”
o…dat bii teh punche lyen tu eh nawtee joek!
yikes, i didn’t know that; pls to ignore my comment, ‘kay?
don worree – iz eh funnee. ai tellz eet awn okashun!
adn jus teh long fais paht iz teh punsche lyen
A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty “Hi Yo Nawt-Silver! Away!
Away!! Away?! Erm….away? Hey Mr. Horsiepurrson, I’m talkin to you!
Aw, c’mon horsie!
**owt comz kitteh clawz**
*POINK*
*ZZZZZZZIP* *Pyewwwwwwwww*
Kitteh finez heself onna graond… wehre mai hoarsee gawn?
nowaitaminnit…thass meh, kitteh gotz teh poyntee endz fur hoaldz awntu horsie!
**picks up mezzomom and dusts her awf**
Wow luk at dem go.
Watch owt! Here dey come again.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOoooowwwwwrrrrr!
Aifink teh horsey iz 2 bizzee nommin!
Horsies r awlways 2 bizzee nommin! Horsies adn goggies, dey bof livvs tu nomz.
Wunner wut tiem it iz nao?
Neerlee dinnur tiem fur me! an feedin tiem fur ebbri kitteh warebber dey lib!!!
Iz midafernuun snak tyme heer
Bekkyfast, Lunch an dinner an snakees….dey iz tiem sumware in da werld! OK….nao ai gettin hungreez!
Duz dat meen Ai can eet awl dai?
Tiem foar teh burgers tew git uh gnu clock aifinkso.
Iz lunch tiem ware ai libs, adn brekfass tiem in cheezland, or mebbe elebensies tiem, wi nawt bi shur…butt (snort) safe tu say itz lunchtiem fer kittehs!
Didz U say lunch!!! Can Ai hab lunch at ur hows today!!! Mai kittehs had bekkyfast an lunch butt…Ai nawt yet so wuttayafixinfoarlunch? Huh? Huh? Pretty plx? Kthxplz!
*invites KCtailkinker to lunch*
*offers sum grilled fish on a bed of buttered rice wif green beans and a nice chilled rosé wine to go wif it*
*sitz niecly wif Upfi an haz a lubberly meel* O hai, Upfi! hao ar U…ai lubs teh grilled fishee wif a bed of buttered rice wif green beens! O! Teh rose’ iz just wunnderful! Ai gawt ur pikshurs an Ai lubs dem. Ai am werking awn an emayo! *sipping rose’ an waxing poetic*
Ai is glad to hear it! Ai thought I’d let you come wif me on mai holiday this way – is nawt so hard on ur leg!
Fank u, mai deer fren! Teh pikshurs were so byootimus!! Ai wuz ablol 2 tell wut ai needed 2 butt teh pikshur ob teh horsee at teh Markt…wut kinda markt wuz it. Ai kindasorta figgered. Ai lub dose big horseys dat are liek teh Clydesdales an the Percherons an stuffz. Dey are sturdee an….o, ai doan noes….liek kinda horsey U’d liek at hoem to snorgle. Dat iz if U CUD snorgle a horsey! *snerk*
Teh surkus kitteh
Dus baerbak flipz; udder trix.
Awlwais lans awn fete!
Kitteh up on teh ohaiku horsi! Tnx for teh ohaiku, catena!
{{{{Lungdoc}}}} Lawng tiem no post wif us! Ai bak at werk part tiem. Mai orthopod originally thot Ai nawt go bak 2 werk until layte Sept or Oct or so. Ai 2 go full tiem soon!! Mai lungs be beddur too! *bownsbownsbownsbowns and rolsrolsrols Lungdoc wif a happeetayle*
Jus fur yu.
I has a happitayl hopeful tuday
Neat! Wii awaitz wif bated breffs, lyke teh kitteh taht nommed teh cheez!
*gigglolz* ai iz happi happitayl jus tu gets wehr ai iz
iz bery fun *doez liddle happitayl dansdans*
Gud Mawrning, Afternoon, oar wuteber….. O an Happee Caturday! Ai did mai lawndry yesterday foar mai fust tiem in 8 monfs….no laffs plz. Foar dose ub u hoo doan noes, ai had a stroke an shattered mai leg dis yeer alawng wif a noo knee. Butt…ennyhao, ai didz teh lawndry (wif a liddlol halp cawz Ai cant lift eberyfing) an it felt gud eben tho, Ai cant moove today. Boi, ai cant moove today! HAPPY CATURDAY!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Cormgradjyoolayshuns! *claps floofy paws*
Awkomplishmint: Ai glad yew haz eet.
{{{KCtailkinker}}}
Yay for doing your laundry! One more step back to independence! Ai has a proud of u!
{{{{{nativeca66 & Upfi}}}}}} Fank u! Ai still doan liek doin lawndree butt it wuz a gud feelin!! Iz niec 2 start gettin mai lief agin!! It iz so bootimus owtsied! Ai hurting form lawndree butt tomorrow will be gud too! Ai wanna goes 2 the KC Ethnic Enrichment Festival! Fuds, dansies, an stuffz!! GUD STUFFZ MAYNARD!!!
Yay!
yay! {KCT}
{{{{{maryOspockn & tessm}}}}}} Fank u! Iz so niece to hab a life agin….so glad to hab a lief! *snerk* Ai needz a nap nao…aifinkso! Big big day yeshterday! Gud!
Ohai KC, has we mets yet? *holds owt floofy paw uv frendship just in case*
ai iz happitayle fur yu
ebery liddle step iz bein giant leep forwards yup aifinkso 
{{{{{Kerri-luv-wif-u}}}}} Fank u!! *holds floofy paw uv frenship an shaykes happilee* Ai doan knoes butt ai finkso tho butt if nawt ai will rect…rek…doo dat fing!!! Yup, U gawts dat rite, babes! It iz wun step atatiem….just liek teh sawng…”liddlol bai liddlol wun, wun step at a tiem!”
taht iz a kyoot sayin.. ai nawt hurd it b4
Can’t rememberer…butt sum tiems ai getz dis eerwurm an ai heers it awl teh tiem! Wen ai rememberers ai will say wut teh sawng iz….
Hoot!
{{{{{catena}}}} O hai, ai cudn’t foarget u…..*HUGGZZZZ* *BIG HUGGGZZZ*
**pushes lawndree basket fulla cloze to be warshed to KCT’s door**
Cawl me wen dere dun, ‘k?
Thxbai.
*opined da door an gawt boled ober by lawndree* O mai, rshb! Hao mush lawndree….Ai may be accom…akomp….didz teh lawndree butt ai still HAYTE lawndree!! *sweeps close owt of teh door* *putts close AGINZT rshb’s door* Nuffin persnal butt lawndree…..aidoanfinkso! Luv ya ennyway, rshb! {{{{{rshb}}}}} *finds stray Wunnerwoman unndies in teh door an tawses owt*
PS….nuffin purrsnal butt NAWT IN MAI LIEF TIEM, SWEETIE!
**openz door an iz burryed undur mowntin of cloze**
Hay, dese nawt been warshed! I thotso KCT wuz gonna warsh dem foar me.
Harrumph. Gess I gotta do my own….
**digz self owt of mowntin an dragz lawndree basket to warshin masheen**
*cums if wif lawndry soaps* Heer Ai foargotz ur jug uv lawndry soaps..o an ai poared a buncha into mai jug sins ai had a lawta washing….8 monfs! O, an yeah, ya gawta do ur own sweetie! Ai nawt doo ennywun’s else sins ai wuz 17. *gibs awlmost jug to rshb*
ohai KCT! yay for doing lawndry!! iz funny how wen yoo kant duz thoze kinds ob fings yoo starts to miss it! i haz lots ob lawndree to do too, am still way behind frum wen we wented to teh fambly reeyoonyun. been too tired dis week to do much ob anyfing, but now we’z running owt ob clothes an fuds, so gots toget mooving heer. yoo haz inspired me!! if yoo kan doing it, so kan i!!
(i iz very bad abowt anserin emails, but i haz not forgotted yoo, i promiss
)
Dat reminds meh.
*tosses 5 polo shurts adn sordid skivvies intew masheen*
Wurk gabe us awl matchin’ wayrablols foar “the season”.
Makes lawndree gno brainer deez daze. Purffect foar me.
*acksidentlee* tosses a red sockie into nc66′s warsher
**unloads warsher**
Wun cullurfas polo *snap* *fwip* *hangy hangy*
Tew cullurfas polo *snap* *fwip* *hangy hangy*
Wun bawkser/breef…WUT THA?
nooo, u luuk pritty in pink!
**grabs duckie frum bar above adn puts awn Otis**
wen ai wuz a bebehuniquekitty wii had a black pony, teh bebeh goats wii had wuld get awn hiz bakk. wuz bery kyoot an funny (bebeh goats iz ushoally funny newai) an kyoot, butt wii neber tayked pikshures.
Moar legrume and fastr servis tahn Monorail Cat.
HIIIIII HOOOOOO SIIIIILLLVVER!!!! Let’s hedem up an moove’em owt!! Giddyup!!! Dis horsey gud to ried. Awlmost as gud as gibbing Inky rieds awn mai walker tray! Mai Mom yoosed to cawl dem lazee loafins…..in a niec way, ob corse!
awww {{{KCT}}} ai luv teh mentil pixure uv Inky ridin awn ur walker trai! An yay fer ur lawndree skillz! Sownds sillee tew sai butt iz gud tew see u able tew gittin bak tew teh nermal aktivitiez!
*Inky sez ‘faster, faster, wheeeeeeeeee!*
*wares owt runnin…oops WAWKS….pushing Inky awn teh wawker trai* O hai, bluesfan473!!! *bowls ober an ober an ober* {{{{{bluesfan473}}}}
Wiskee foar my menz
“Nip foar my kittehs
Beer foar my hoarses!
kontrold substanz Ohaiku!
eeks kuntry musik!
*stomps at rshb’s doorI *cums if wif lawndry soaps* Heer Ai foargotz ur jug uv lawndry soaps..o an ai poared a buncha into mai jug sins ai had a lawta washing….8 monfs! O, an yeah, ya gawta do ur own sweetie! Ai nawt doo ennywun’s else sins ai wuz 17. *gibs awlmost emptee jug to rshb*
*stomps at rshb’s doorI *cums if wif lawndry soaps* Heer Ai foargotz ur jug uv lawndry soaps..o an ai poared a buncha into mai jug sins ai had a lawta washing….8 monfs! O, an yeah, ya gawta do ur own sweetie! Ai nawt doo ennywun’s else sins ai wuz 17. *gibs awlmost emptee jug to rshb*
Huh….weerpress…ya neber noes!
ohai evreewun, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Freekitteh3 an TransformerKitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, white caek wif fluffy lemmin frosting, noyzemakers, sparkly party punch, iskreem, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht shoot owt lazor lites wen tehy bownse, remote control flying robots taht turn into hellycopters, kandee, an shiny robot stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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{{{{burfdayfairy}}}} *HUGGGZZZ BURFDAYFAIRY WIF A BIG BIG FLOOFY PAW HUG*
NAP TIEM! Tiem foar teh sakred nap tiem….see ya awl layter! *YAWNS* O MAI! Sleepee nao! Lubs awl mai cheezfren!
Lubs tew u {{{{KCT}}}} haz a guud nappie!
Mare-E Mare-E kwite contrare-E why duzzn dis horse gid-E-up adn go?
because his gid-up and go has got up and gone?
Typical cat, always upon his high horse…
what, no saddle?