Velcro cat
Velcro cat Regrets buying that trampoline
dint lern ur lesson frum last tiem, huh?
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Kin yu c CC frum up thur?
ai sea dat tiem warpp iz stihl causin prawblims
yew awl cawminted beefour da lol wuz postid
*naow haz earwurm*
Lets do teh tyme warp againsss…
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiiiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
2 – 4 – 6 – 8 – 10 – 12 – 14!
Eat your heart out, Anne Miller!
Grate, now I haz da earwurm! I barely lukked at da comment hopin nawt tu bii infected, yet hear I iz singin in myne head. Thanxs Kerri!!
heer hab dis wurm. u put it in ur eeer lyk dis.
*gigglolz* why shud ai suffur alon wen ai cans suffer wif frends
I tried tu gib it tu hubbikat butt *giggle* hyme nawt recognize da sowng. Why hii nawt know dis sowng iz a mystery tu mii. Maibii my singin threw hyme off.
NUH UH!! LOL waz tu postified, waz juss inna wong sput, waz furter dawn awn teh front paj
Velcro kitteh, wile yur finkin ’bout howz to be geddin off of de ceiling, plz 2 tink next on nawt being on mai black pants? Plzkthnx!
Congaratz, Sophie 94!
FanQ! Conga rats awn ur almoast nawt sekkond!
ai hads tu much heeelium
um….. sum wun? enneewun? ai can haz sum halps plz?
Halp! Get meh down!!!
Hoo habs karpit on dems cieling?
Pplz in teh suvvern hemispheer, uv coarse.
Lionel Richie fer da dancin, I finx.
Oh yeah, dat maeks teh cents.
Shows reel stick-to-it-ness
Wall-to-wall carpeting — nawt so grayte, akshullee.
Er … maek dat wall-to-wall ceiling carpeting.
wall-flor-wall-ceeling-wall-flor-wall…..
Ooops! Cawl da fryremens pleez, now!
3kittymomma, ai shul noe bedder dan tu splort wiff onlee wun minuet beefour da gnu lol posts…
ai wint n luked et yer pichures … sum warnin wooda bean nise
dis haw et wint:
…………………………….ah……….halp………..mee………..
I resqewed tu awn da last LOL.I prowmise I nawt leeved yu hangin!
*Runs in wif da portable CCC. Scoopys up da WB brains an rinses dem wif da sparli wines. (Iz friday afterawl). Carefully paks dem bak intu da head and replayses awl da bones. Wraps WB’s head wif sparkli ducky tapes an puts awn x-tra strong CHRG. Hewlps WB tu da recubbery couch and gives chokolite martoonie and chokolite possum.*
Sorri bout dat! Shulda warned yu bout da bebbeh kittehs.
fanks fur da dublol CCC cawl. ai feal mush bedder
iz har tu sey iffin yer babah iz purt bengal – iz scene a few bahbehs dat luk lawts lyk dey cud be. bengals wer origeenaly bread wif awl sords uv kittehs wif tabbee markins an da ayshun leepard kat sew inn sum wais dey haz an almose “ebrycat” luk abowt dems.
iz she kinda obnawxsush? berri deemandin uv tensions? berry mush a bullie tu ani udder kittehs chee seas? does chee haz a yowl dat culd waik da ded?
YEP! an lykes tu “tunnel” intu fings. Da fowlded down comforter, wii haz tu raise a couch cushion at an angle for her tu “hide” unner. Shii haz no problems jumpin awn her 20lb kitteh brother, awltho shii iz bout 7-8lbs, an shii luvs tu “hunt” us. Wii nebber know wen da “attack” is coming.
Shii iz much fun awlwais amusing. Altho shii did bring blood the other nite tu da bak uf hubbikats leg. Hii wuzn’t amused, howeber, I giggled.
ai furgott bowt da tunnelin. williboi drievs meh crazee wen ai haz dis lil trow blankee onna bed! hee aslo lieks tu pley “tag” owtcide – hymns runsruns up beehind meh an thwaps meh inna thiy wif hims frunt pause den keaps runsrunsrunin bye.
yer bebeh duz haz a berri bengal shayped fais – mehbee chee duz haz sum bengalkat inner!
ai haz tu go hoam naw – wil bee bak sumtiem Mundai afturnune.
schmooes tu awl da cheezpeeps!
Nitey, nite Willy Boy! Bii safe going home!
3km.. yu habs great pikturez fur to maek lolz
Fankyu Kerri! Feel free tu use enni yu wuld lyke. I nawt so gud at maken da LOL’s
Howebber I wuld bii honored fur enniwun tu make wun otta enni uf myne kittehs, specially iffin it maded da front page.
ai hads tu maek tu uv dem…teh wun wif teh kitteh in teh box an teh tu kyoot kitteh awn the arm uv teh couch (or iz chair?)
Oh, I beri much lyke yur LOL’s uf da kittehs! YAY!
Ai hassa hopefull taht yu donut mynd taht ai mayd wun tu….teh wun uff teh kitteh streatchin owt adn showin awf hyms floofy belleh
Sorri I wuz gone fur a bit. Enniwun iz welcome tu make da LOL’s as lowng as dey iz nawt a troll, an I know yu an Kerri nawt bii trolls! {{{Sophie and Kerri}}} I hope,hope,hope yu tu bof gets da front page wif a pic uf myne kittehs. I lub dem sooo much I want da rest ub da wurld tu sii how kyoot dey bii! Thanx fur thinkin myne kittehs bii LOL worthy!
oh yesh! bery worthy… plz tu beh takin more piktures uf teh kyoot kittehs kthxbai!
Sophie, pleez tu bii frienden mii so I kan sii da LOL’s. Yu nawt hazza bloo, so I nawt know how tu friend yu.
jus in case Sophie iz gawn ai gibs yu linkie
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-sophie94
fankyu beri,beri much!! Yu rock Kerri!
yur bery welcome
Yu cans chek tu see if peoplz has page heer by typin eberything in taht linky but change teh name so is pictures-by-personsname insteads ov pictures-by-sophie94 
Oooh, Yu bii beri wize Kerri! I nawt ebber finkso uf that!
BTW, yur goggie iz da kyootest. I assume dat iz her pic as yur abitar. I lub da goggies tu, I just nawt kan haz cause owr yard nawt completely fenced in.
othx taht iz mai Bailydogz, hims mah bebbeh
I lernded taht trik frum teh Cheeztowncryer webby site. Has lawts uv gud tips fur bein heres an old storiez, an lawts uv gud stuff
I reads da majic tricks an awlwais pay tenshins tu NC’s new tricks, I just naw beri gud wif puter, or iz sumtymes afraid tu try an fail. Thanxs fur da advise tho.
neber be afraids tu try…specially heer, peoplz iz so bery niec heer aifinkso iz bested place tu try just abowt anyfing with no worriez
Hey DK! How yu bii tunite?
Kerri, yu bii soo happi and encourageing! Thank you soooo much. Da peeps bii soo wunnerful heer. I started commentin bout Feb. uf dis year an haz gitted nuffin but welcomes, acceptedness, an love. Ifinkso Disney got nuffin awn dis playse!
Schmooo 3KM adn KLWU!!!
Opps. Above post bii in da rong spot. DK, How are yu diz wunnerful FRIDAI nite?
Sophie, yu LOL bii da kyoot! Ob course I nawt finkso da subject bii x-tra kyoot ur nuffin lyke dat.
Help! Ive gotten up and i cant fall!
WIN!
@@@@@ x elebenty!
snork!!
Grantski, ai fink U shud make da lol pikkure
letmitellyou.
yu gets big gigglolz fur taht wun Grantski!!
Oh Lordy Lordy….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yoo winz teh internets today!!!
hrmmmm. i ges i nead 2 tink dis thru som mor netx time 0.o
boingie, boingie, boingie…splat
..or watebber that noise is when velcro sticks together… ?
U mean like this?
I’m thinking that’s the sound velcro cat made just before he found out that grabbity still werks … O.O
uh-huh. We had to edit out teh screem.
maibeh iz scratcheycrunch?
“… Little help?”
Hey, halpful cheezpeepz, I juss let someone whom shall remain nameless, use my laptop…an now my fast scrolly fingy is nawr working! Da slow bottom rite scroll is…butt!!! Any ideas?
This happens tu mii sumtymes an I haz no idear why. I iz ownli wun usein myne lappy top, so, I blame da innterwebs or da ghost inda howse, or da kittehs.
Is ok now! (butt)!!! weneber somefing goes wrong on my laptop it “seems” to b rite after “somone” borrowed it!
For teh last time: I didnot “borrow” it! I just wanted to see whut it looked like in teh lite. Sheesh.
It LOOKED like nawt werking rite wen I gotted it back!
Hay, at least u gotted it back!
Graviteh – ur doin it rong, ackshully
Velcro kitteh dus nawt understand teh grabbity uf teh sitchewayshun.
im bored i has skewl awn mondah
well, taht will kyoor teh boredum anywayz
ok, anywun hoo sez “photoshop!” (an meenz it) i’z gonna capshur an gib tehm to teh burfday fairy for teh nekst live-akshun wakk-a-troll game.
Um, I sed photo op erlier in da day… about da skwirrle dat showed up a few times dis week. *hides hed unner da bed…*
“photoshop”…………..just kiddin, Inawt wanna bii in da Wak-A-Troll game.
Oh goody!! Dere wii a prison riot just afew counties awai frum mii! How Lucky!! Parently no escapeees, haz been goin awn fur 61/2hours now, (thankz fur lettin us know) parently dey burned down da kitchen, why? how ya gonna eat? why?
Nity, nite cheezfriends, bestest friends ebber!! Hazza great nite an a wunnerful morini! I iz sleepin layte tumarrow mornin!! Sii yu tumarrow CC willin!!
Nite nitey! 3km, is mornin hear, bearly!
*waivz gud baai tu 3km*
Nite 3km! Sleepy tite adn sweet dweemz! {{{{3km}}}}
Vellkro Kitteh waytz
4 Hewmin to pass below
wiff wawrm Nom Nom Bawkz
Vellkro Kitteh amz
berreh smrt. Knoez Hewminz no
habz timez 2 luukz up
Vellkro Kittehz habz
no uddurr playss elss 2 goez.
Canz waytz lawwwng, lawwwng tymez
Jack.
*enfjoosiyastik clappity-ing uf paws*
Ankor! Ankor!!!
Pyecraft kitteh wishes he’d been more careful with the spells.
Erm… ai hazza kweschun, pleez. Y wud sumwun put a karpit awn deir seeling?
Izzit for sownd-proofing teh room? Iz it a mewzishun’s haus?! A famus mewzishun?! Kin ai meet ‘em?!? Wuz teh mewzik mebbe beli lowd so it akshully liftid kitteh up wif teh intensitee adn skwisht kitteh aginst teh seeling??? 
it’s mick?
win! funy, funy lol!
I know how dey do this, they turn the camera upside down, then take picture.
CARPIT ON TEH SEELING?!
How “Exactly” did he manage to get up there?