
Ooh! I iz mor hansom than I thought!
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Ooh! I iz mor hansom than I thought!
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Kitteh reflects on his beauty.
Congrats, LCB!
Conga Ratz fur teh tawp uf teh brayd. Izz kool heer tudai. U wantz sum hawt chawklit wif teh peppmintz schnappes innit?
Adn shwimp burgurs wif teh munstur cheez?
Is teh hot here, though. Teh UPS man just delibbered me a book I ordered in teh amazon and teh book was hot! Not hot like I steeled it hot, but hot u has to ware oben mitts to hold it hot.
So I’ll has teh hot choklit on ice, plz. khtxsweat
Conga rats mai bff. Ai haz hurd ub froze hawt chonklit . sowndz gud tu me.
*gets icepick and chisels out a cuppa frozed hot choklit for her bff*
Fankz. dat’z da gudist.
*hands WRr sum hawt chawklit wif pappermintz shnappes*
enjoi!
Thx, anni! I was in teh rite place at teh rite time wif the rite fingers on teh rite keys. Yet somehow I feel sinister.
Dat `minded me uv a bit in a comedy film (Aifink it wuz a Carry On wun) ware teh Romans aer marchin:- sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter….
That’s teh funny. If if was a ‘merican movie first of all it wouldn’t has teh Roman soldiers and secondly teh Roman soldiers it didn’t have would be moar likely to say: “Leftus, Rightus, Leftus, Rightus”
wuz dis teh lols yu saw in teh futoor LCB?
Dids you meet yurself?
Ai heer taht iz bein berreh bads
*watchz fur pair oh duks*
Woot, woot! Can ai offur u some of mai rose wine in a sparklee glass?
Oooh, sparkly!
Um, my glass, um, er, disamappeared. I can as a nother, plz?
*hands LCB a paper cup wif rose wine*
sowwy, we ran outta sparklee glasses
Whut was u doin in teh sparkly glasses in teh first place? And whut maked u run out of them? U should never run in a glass, sparlkly or otherwise. U might fall and hurt urself.
Narsissus iz nuffin compared to me!
U mean to says that u is teh moar narsissusser than Narsissus? I didnot think that was possible.
Fankee, is bery daffy-dilly ov yu to say so.
ur tu lipz wud nebbur ly abowt teh kitteh bein narss…narseh…n luv wif hissef, wud dey?
U aer rite, dere kitteh!
Berry berry hansome kitteh!
mirrolol mirrolol awn teh wahwl…
Butt in reberse
U means, like, a$$backwards?
Ba$$akwerds.?
liek da last/nawtlast lol wher wii wint bak tu da futchoor
:- D
Back to frunt or upsyde down, himz still byootimus stripee kitteh
dere wuz a kar att owr rayce wer tehy put teh frunt awnna bak an teh bak onna frunt… tehy dint win tho. probablolee went teh rong wai!
It wuz a pushmepullyu.
twice da fun!
duz dis mean we iz stuk furevah inna hoarsie/BC lol ???
LCB yew iz awn fier tudai!
williboi tink dats wun hansum bengalkat
yupyup aiz in agweement!
Mirrur mirrur on teh wall. Hooz teh moast gorjus kitteh uv all?
Teh kitteh at PetSmart dat I wanna ‘doptify!
when dew you find out? I was at teh local PetSmart todai, and i wannted to tayke home all teh kittehs!
(my tew kats would not be happi ’bout taht)
I need to moov befoar I get hur.
I wanna go tawlk to dem 2morro (probided dat hur iz still dere) an see abowt puttin her awn “hold” oar sumfin.
I nawt wanna ‘doptify hur befoar I moov, cuz I kno it wud be hard awn hur.
taht wud be gud.. ai hops teh will do taht fur yu
ifins yu gibs tehm a deposit mahbeh
*has a hope fur yu*
Fanks, Kerri!
Does this make hur a lay-away kitty? Except all kitties, specially mine, be lay-away kitties .. and lay-on-ebbryfing kitties …
**nods nods nods**
Yeah, Josie wuz lay-aw-eberyfing kitteh! Hur layed awn teh cowch, teh bed, teh floor, me….
*Nods head in agreement*
Her iz a beri beautimus kitteh! Hope shii gets tu come home wif yu soon.
Can u go wif me to bisit hur 2morro?
I nawt know, I haz tu go tu da grossery, an den go pick up boi frum parental units howse. Wat tyme yu thinkin?
Has to be afturnoon oar laytur.
dew yu haz pichures uv da bebeh kitteh yet?
Nope, nawt yet.
Ifn I go bisits hur, I will tayk my kamra wif me.
I finkso I gonna naym hur Casey-Lou.
ohh ai liek taht nam yup!
*idea* Iffin yu go an ask den tu howld her fur yu, yu mite wanna take yur lease wif yu so dey kan make shure yu kan haz kittehs. Wen I adoptified Lucy I wuz readin da application, an iffin yu rented dey needed letter frum landlord or copy uf lease sayin wuz otay tu haz kitteh. Just a thot.
when I adoptified muh babbeh kittehs frum teh shelter they had to call my apt office to mayk shur that it was okay cuz i did nawt haz teh lees wif me. Dats berry good praktis aifinkso – loads ob kittehs get let owtside cuz teh apts say Do Nawt Want. Ai hoep u getz her Red!
Noobeh! U been goned a lawng tiem, I finkso!
**hedbonks Noobeh**
Yesh, I hoaps I can has hur.
yesh, yesh… ai goez bak tew lurken cuz no tym tew play mush. Fankq fur missin me. Now the hubcat and kidlet bak in skewl so ai hazza a leeetl tym to be playful kitteh.
*hedbonks and shmoos*
ohai noobeh has we mets yet? *holds owt floofy paw uv frenship jus tu beh sures*
yu maeds me tink uv somefin… wens mai moms kitteh Ralph crossded teh bride mai sister went tu teh shelter tu gets hur a new kitteh (ai tolds hur nawt to) My Mom dids nawt want new kitteh an mai sister wud nawt bring kitteh bak to shelterz.. ai kept hims tills ai finded him neaw hom…
After readins yur commint ai tink ai kneows wai my sister wuddent brings him bak.. Aifinkso my sister probaby lieds tu dem awn teh adoption sheet sayins kitteh wuz fur dem nawt fur sumwun else…
Ai donut tink dey wud let sumwun adopts kitteh tu gibs tu sumwun else.
Ohai Kerri! Weez nawt met but ai seez u when ai be lurkin awl the tymz. nice to meetchew! Some shelturrz may be teh pleh an frow kittehs at anywun hoo wuntz dem but ai knoez muh shelturr is teh bestest eber an tryz to onlee gib teh kittehs an goggeez tew *fureber* hoemz… nawt fur peeps who tayk to frens an say “oh heerz a kitteh ai gotchew – hoep u want”
Yesh, yesh, da shelter heer asks awl kinda qwestions an den yu haz tu bii approved by “da board”. Wun qwestion wuz what type uf circumstance wuld myke tu gib up kitteh, wii answerd “death” Wii gitted approved.
that is teh bestest answer, indeed, but ai know that der aer a lot ob peeps losin der howses an stuffs sew dats gotta be a hard decision. Ai knows fur a fact muh shelturr has seen a hyooj increes in pet surrendurrs doo tew that reeson. Peeps aer also juss leavin der poor animolols behind, which mayks me want to track them down an doo berry bad fings tew dem.
*narrows eyes and finks bad fings*
Yes, yes. Wii haz been beri lucky durin this tyme. No job losses in da family *knocks on wood* an wii iz able tu provide ourselfs an kittehs. Leavin an animal behynd tu fend fur itself iz da selfish an I will help yu hunt da bad peeps.
{{noobeh}} ai know how you feel. When we doptifyed Shadow, someone from the rescue group dropped her off and verified we weren’t crazy peeps.
fankq 3km – sumwunz gots tew purrtekt teh kittehs. {{{3km}}} crazy cat laydeez unite! lol
Ohai Gamma! Ai haz luv of kittehs naymd shadow – minerva99 has wun tew. gib ur shadow pats fur me. {{{gamma n shadow}}}
{{{noobeh}}} Yes indeed, Crazy Kat Ladys unite an unleash dere wrath awn inhumane peeps!
yesh taht iz gud ting tu do… ai wuz bein bery upset wif mai sister… ai knew Mom didnts want anoder kitteh an ai tolded hurs taht.. she dids it enyway cause hur kiddlez was exciteds an wantins tu do it… iz nawt bein rite reasun an nawt gud thing tu teach teh kiddlez eder.
Wye yu axe dat kwestion? Iz me ov corse
GMTA!
oooh, yesh u is kitteh!
)
*swoon*
(not a splort, just a swoon
*rushes in pushin a swoonin cowch*
SKWIRRLEE!
**runz up to teh skwirrl an hedbonks hur*
Gud to seein ya heer.
awl Bengalkats iz hansum (ifinkso) inklewdin dis babeh kitteh
*williboi preens en admyres hisself*
ai shud noe
ai haz bengal kwestion… iz dey teh kyootkyoot wens tehy ar widdle kittehs?
dez goes tru ai peeriud cawld da “fuzzies” were deys spawts n strypes r nawt berri kleer. das whi ifinks dis mite bee an babeh – deres lawts uf ticking innbetween da spawts. iffin yew luk et mai beeg pichure uv da williboi yew ken sea wut ai meen.
deys stihl kyootkyoot jest nawt az purty az da groanups
ahh yesh ai see wut yu means… dis almost luk liek tigerstryped uh ‘regular’(?) kitteh butt(!) teh earz luk bengal tu me…nawt taht ai seen many bengalz…
iz defeeknitly a bengal… ai noes dat fais, ai noes dat noes an dem stripea leggs.
moas “spotted” bengals haz da classik tabbeh strieps dey iz just borken up onna bawdie
dis kitteh mai just be da bictim ov an nawt gud camera anglol oar a shadoh dats maikin ets pattern luk awl muddie – et luks okai inna meeror
Willy boy, Ifinkso myne Lucy kat hazza little bengal in her. Shii haz da big rownd eyes, da ears luk da same az diz kittehs, her iz stripy an spotted. Her luks lyke shii growed owt uf her strips in playces. Wat duz yu think? There iz pic awn myne profile.
…………………………….ah……….halp………..mee………..
*runs in wif da portable CCC* Oh, noes willy boy iz down.
*Scoopy up WB brains an washes dem wif sparkli waters. Karefully pak den bak in da head cavity an replayses da brain bones. Wrappy, wrappy wif xtra stong sparlkly ducky tapes. Puts awn x-tra strenth CHRG. Karefully leads WB tu da recubbery couch an hand her a chokolite martoonie an chokolite possum*
Sorry bout dat, I shulda warned tu bout da lil bebbeh kitteh pics.
Ai jus hads tu maek lol wif teh kitteh in teh box!!!
Iz mail order kitteh ready tu be shipped
Ohai, frenz!
Gess wat? I can has leese! I sined it dis afturnoon an get to start moovin in awn Caturday!
**happy dansedansedanse**
Ai bet u wull be glad 2 haz a plaes uv ur own!
Oh yeshyeshyesh!
U wanna come halp me moovin, Anni?
Aifink it iz raver a lawng wai 2 trabbel!
Egg-skyoosis, egg-skyoosis….
Iffn u’ll pai fur teh playn faer….
**luuks up ayr-fares frum Lunnun to KY**
KA-THUNK!
Anni, how gud uz u at teh swimmin?
Ai can manage a mile oar 2. Haow wide iz teh `Lantik?
I finkso moar lyk elebenty.
Jes be shur to tayk plenny of brakes an u be fien.
Less see, a miel a day, 3fowzund miels – dass bowt 10 yeerz. Ai’ll be 80 bai teh tiem Ai get dere an Aifink Red wull haz gotted tyred uv waytin!
An u wud be luukin REEL “prooney”!
Alrite Anni, u can has an “owt” frum halpin me moov.
Thx Red! Awl dat tawk uv eggsersize haz gibben me a tyred!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
‘Nite, Anni.
Sweet dreemz.
I notice u didnot axe ME to halp u move. Hmph.
LCB, EBERYWUN iz inbited to halp me moov.
U jes nawt can halp moov teh shiny stuff I has.
But… but… shiny stuffs is teh only stuffs I is teh authorized to moves!
U can be soopurvysur!
Eggsellent.
*goes to select supervisor costume*
*with a super visor to go with*
but … NO CAPES!
Heh. Someone on facebook just posted about Edna Mode.
Ai has a big happi 4 u, red! At our day and age is no gud libbing wif teh parental joonits.
No, iz nawt, Upfi.
I has a gratefull dat dey wuz willin an ablol to halp me wen I needed it, butt iz tiem foar me to has my own playse agin.
Oh, an I prolly be ‘doptifyin a kitteh soon!
taht dezerve extrahappi happi dans!!
*happi happi dans dans, happi happi dans dans!*
*joynes red in happee chayre danse*
Dat b wunnerful Red!!! Ai bets u hazza BEEG eggsited!
Ohai, Red – I’m happy for you about the new place and the new kitty!
** dansdansdans **
*Splort* *Re-splort* *Splort again* ICHC, how did you know i was a HUGEEEE sucker for stripes? O_O
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Grantski’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
I would normally never splort if a normal cat was doing this……but im such a fan of stripes on kitties =/
Whut is this “normal cat” of which u speek?
normal cat?
izzint dat wun uv doaz auzziemorawns?
Mr. pj calls my toonces “the average gurl”. She looks juss lyke toonces from da Sat nite live show. I finx she is da most beautimu cat ebber.
Toonces teh drivin Kat *gigglolz frum teh memoriz*
Aim shure bowt teh bootimaus, but Ai hope shiis teh funnii lahk teh toonces on tb. Toonces on tb is teh hill airy us.
Oh, yu beautimus rownd eyed kitteh!
I uzed-ta sing “oh yoo beyootiflol doll, u grate beeg beyootiflol doll” to Josie.
Iffin my beautimus rownd eyed kitteh nawt kwit wakin mii up at 4a.m. fur pettins, shii gonna bii hearing “Hey, hey, hey gudby!” as I toss her owt da door.
Nooooooo! Nawt to be kikkin Lucy owt!
Upfi iz yu still heer? Ai haz qwestion fur yu. Iz yu a CATurpiller?
Ai haz pikture tu shows yu dat ai taut yu mite liek
Iz biggest moth in the North Amerzica. Iz bein kinda rare tu see tem in teh day butt(!) tey are bery pretteh (an kudly fuzzeh lukin too) Ai sharz it wiff yu an eberybunneh
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ooof! datsa beeeeg moth! verre preette wings, though!
Oh, that thingy bii scarey!
wuznt tu scarey cause hur dids nawt move at awl… was bery hawt day an ai guess hurs felt safe enuff to rest dere fur teh whole day wif eberybunny lukins at hur.. iz bein gurl moth, teh bois are bit smaller butt(!) tey habs bigger/floofier antena.
Ai wanteds tu touch hur cauz she luked so sawft an fuzzeh butt(!) ai nawt want tu disturbs hur to much.
Heer iz teh sad part. Tey ony libs in dis form fur 2 weeks tu mate an tey donut eats teh whole tyme. I wuz feelin bery special wens ai reded taht. Ai hads tu gud luck to sees hur aifinkso
I haz seen 2 veri large moths this month. Nether howebber had da body lyke diz wun. Wun wuz brown an bout as big az myne hand wif wings spread owt, maibii bigger. Then, myen kittehs fownd wun, sadly, wuz bout da same size, but wings lukked lyke da glow in da dark yellow they puttin awn black lite posters an watch hands. Wuz amazing.
Well, ai came back aftur a while. Fanks 4 teh linkee, it be brutha frum anutha mutha! Ai lubs awl moths and flutterbys. They be pretty in their wing designs and fashuns. Ai noes dey don’t libs long, but dey libs two lifes – one as a caterpiggly and one as a flutterby.
Tru dat
iz pretteh caterpiggly tu aksully, ai saw a pikture awnline.
Reminds me uv teh Cat fon Redd Dwurf. A kitteh who evol….evilv….evull….intelugentlee desighnd hisself sum thums and uther essenshul ekwipment.
Dat is a hansome kitteh, I hafta admeet.
what a beeyouteefoh kitteh