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Don’t forget to tip your bathroom attendant
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: KimJ721 via Our LOL Builder
noms pleez
kin tel dis fansea plais – dey tendent haz whiet caller
*an onoes – a pinkee noes*
nawt into the toylet!
oh aiz embareassed
tuk me diz lawn tu ged yer cawmint
**still scratcheeng hed**
Wait doan tell meh. Ai’ll git it.
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Oh
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Wait
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Oooooooooohhhhhh! Bwahahahahahahah!
Kittehtendant tipping: The new sport foar bored yuppies.
Nawt sport fur yuppies. Yuppies nawt liek pointee endz. Iz sport fur teh mettlol heds whut liek teh boddee piercingz aifinkso.
Metlol heds do not want kittehs upset. Iz commun noluts. An iz berry unwais two upset metlol heads! Iz also commun noluts.
Doan take any wooden nicklolz
Doan bet on da horsies.
And doan take no carp frum N-E-wun
Wut abowt sammin oar toona?
Either wun prawbublee smelt beddur dan the carp dat kitteh encownters in hiz prawfeshun.
No! No! Wii willz nawt rize to teh bait of yur fish punz!! Halp!!
Yew shur ai can’t lure you intew eet?
Noes! Ai reely nawt want to tackel teh challenj!
Iz ur voyse low enuf to sing bass?
♫♫ Manee braiv hartz
Are asleeeeeep in teh deeeeeep,
So be WAAAAAARRRRREZ….
BEEEEE
………EEEEEEE
………………..EEEEEEEE
…………………………..EEEEEEEEE
……………………………………….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAREZ… ♫♫
*(klunk)* *Runz owt of breth*
Ifinkso dat I amz flounderin durin dis pun run …
der am a bettur plaice 4 awl dis!!
mills bros. version?
Donut werry, Lungdoc… day iz just bean coy.
*Jumps in to say Ohai, juss fer da hallibut.
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Dis iz goin Betta dan expected …
*Gives whole fishy situation a Look adn turnz awai in a marked manner*
(*then starts giggloling and loses teh whole effect*)
Ownli tayke carp frum da fish monger, nawt da guy awn da street corner.
I can spot dat dis is gonna sink fast. And I fell for it, hook, lion, & stinker.
It woan bii sew bad unless sumwun maiks uh crappie joke,
but who wuld do dat?
Oh wait!
Donut has yard sael in KY in Awgust.
Truszt me awn dis.
Donut fore-fit teh freebee.
Wat kinda “freebee” iz yu speakin uf?
Enny kind.
Donut furgets tew flush.
Iffn itz yellow, let it mellow. Iffn itz brown, flush it down.
noe pull fur eh pee
Wun kan ub gushifuds fur nawt tearin up da T.P.
….and lebin yu stranded wif no t.p. fairy arownd.
Canz yoo spayr a squayr?
Nawt a sqaryr, nawt ebben a little sqaryr!
Ya da ya da yadda.
Seinfeld ref – FTW
ai takes elebentee cheezburgers
Halpful kitteh iz full uv hallps.
Eeep. *removes extra l from above comment*
yew shud saiv dat L tew gibs tu ani trolls dat mite sho up
eef yew tyz eet up prittee yew getz teh L bow!!
Butt doan givz me teh el bow – plz thx !
***)))”"”"”I didn’t nose u cud fixify punction
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ub curse you kin fixifiy yous mees stakes!! Y nawt??
Redde fur beeg dayt
Bawt panuk attak setz en
Hiyd en baffroym
oops:
Redde fur beeg dayt
Bawt panuk attak setz en
Ai hiyd en baffroym
Yay for teh ohaiku!
Thnx, catena!
adn tnx yu fur sayen soe!
Iz tuff ekonomee!
Taks wotevah ai kan fiyn
Dat kepez mii in nip.
der am teh ekko een yur bafrume!!>> aifinksew….
williboi sez buy two awl cheezpeeps fur da nite
schmoos – sea yawl tumarrow!
Nytey nyte
wat do you mean?????
hey and always remember to brush your teethz!!!
hey and floss!:D
And the kitteh had no idea of why he had a restraining order against him.
heerz a tip: dunt eet yello snoe!
dun go into kyoot kitteh lolz wens yur nawt especktin tu splorts befur dinnerz
alwais us perteksun!
Ooooh – datz a bery gud tip, Kerri!
ai mus amenz it tu sai dun klick awn sumwunz linkie wif owt perteksun eder
Payshunt Bayjj Kitteh
pawndurrz wye Hewminz lubz 2
playz wiff beeg wawrm Wetz?
Hewminz duz mennee
feengz Bayjj Kitteh duz nawt ‘Grawk’.
Dis amz wun ubz dem!
Bayjj Kitteh’z surrpryzd
dat Hewminz amz so smoov andz
skwishshee wiffowtz ‘Kloathz’!
Jack.
*gigglolz* beeg wawrm wetz *snigglez*
HEEE! Jak sed Grok!!
Valentine Michael Smith FTW!!!!
Kitteh bafroom attendant do nawt want.
Mite mistake hangy down bits foar cat toy. *eep*
Moar than tip mite bii in jeopardy aifinkso.
I is not cleaning that up!
ya sorry 2 sai dis, but uh EPIC FAILURE!!!!
Kitteh – DO WANT!
Bafroom attendint – nawt so mutch, akshully.
Kitteh sez:
“Dere hyoominz goez agin, usin round litterbocks full uv watr… how iz it hyoominz drinkz saem stuff wat’s inn dere litterbocks? Ewww!”
Iz inneresting to tink bout hau hyoomin werld lookz to kittehs….
if not, you could find nice present under ur pillow……