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oar ai wil KEEL u!
WOOTWOOT! Yu lead da braid jk2k!! Congrats tu yu an NS, and Grantski!! Wat wuld yu awl lyke fur sillybrations?
reelee layte fankees foar teh woots! ai hadda moar irl meeteengs yestiddy, pleh!
*ranglolz dansin ratz fur jk2k and NS adn Grantski*
Kum on u lazzy ratz!!!
Git a move on!!
wii got peepz tu conga fur!!
* deh gonga ratz kum owt in dehre fansy frilly summery costoomz*
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, KONG-GA!!
Lukit dem go!! dem b profushunlol conga ratz, awlrite!
Now letz conga on down tu deh TyBooTeek!! I kud uze a nice chokklit martoonee!
Go, Bunneh, GO!
sixaxis bunny VS “boss fight” boss
READY?
FIGHT!
I WON!
Oops, looking back i realize i sound Troll-ish O_O I meant the game thingy that the rabbit is playing…
*Patz grantski on deh hed.
Doan wurry! wii gnu dat b wut u b meening!!
*handz grantski a chokklit martoonee*
Wut wud u like frum deh tybooteek?
Dey b habbing enneefing ur hart desirez…..
Ive heard they has sum…..*Whispers* Autographs from Ceiling Cat……shhhhhhh, keep it secret O_O
Step rite up!! Step rite up!! I haz heer jen-yu-wine blessed catnips, guarenteed to mayke yu feel wholly, teh pakket wif CC’s paw print rite beside teh Seal ov Approval (the lolrus wuz too bizzy to participate.)
Oh yesh, I finso dehy be deh otto graped T-shurtz!!
yu bii pwnd!
AI bii pwnd. cheez wud NAWT lode fur mii.
Can’t tallk rite now…cuz I’ma RABBIT!
He talkz Rabbitish. Itz ful uf Rabbitisms and verbunnehs.
/cheezy joek
SShhh, kan’t konsintrate wif yu yapping!
Izznt dat wut u alwayz sayin to Chikken Man?
lebel elebenty! Beet dat, stoopy hoomin!
WANT!!!1!
hii iz sooo kyoot!
i want to snorglol hym!!!
Goggie will habba jellous!
Yesh taht she wiil
plus mommehkat bii allurgik
yeah yeah, you kin getz teh snorglz aftur i beetz dis lebel, k?
Luv teh bun-bun feets ready for kikkin’!
BUNNEH FEETS!
**Splort!**
Halp! Halp! RHSB is daon! And I does not haz a CCC lice-ints!
and neither does i. and i can’t get at annipuss’s CCC from here…
Williboi starz up da brain gnu splortcar (brite red uv corse) wiff da sireens an flashen lites
*sweep up rhsb’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ai wil goe praktise driben mai gnu kar – speedometur goes ober a hunert elebenty! zoom…………….zoom…………………zoom………………………………..
Ohai WB…nyce rezkue! Iz yur splortz kar a conber table? Kin ai hab a ryde? Ai onlee bin inna cober table wonst.
Ohai, {{{{[ol}}}}}If WB nawt gibz yu ried in hurz yu can cum ried in owrz, if yu can get it strated. Iz 1965 chev. malibloo.
ohai OL.. ub corz iz conber table! ai kneeds tew bee able tu sea fur splortinations frum ebbry deerekshun. da flashy lites iz inna hedlites/talelites jest lyk da stait pertroll sneaker kawps gawt.
*pleez due nawt aisk hao da williboi noes dat*:oops:
yew ken driev et onna neggs splort iffin yew wantz
mai
nawt wurk ? 
It nawt wurk coz teh * adn : wuz tuching, needs spays between, aifinkso.
Ai onlee wanna dribe iffn ai kan go elebenty hunnert mph! Oh, noes….RL is callin me….a..w..a…y………
oh ai haytes et wen dat happins
Oh, Willy boy, just who i was looking for
I may have put a small little charge on the bill that i Forgot *Snerk* to tell you about. its nothing big…..erm…just….yoursoulforalleternity….
ohai granski! dis lil kars a beeyutea, yessir! ai reely lyks et.
uh bowt dat “soulforalleternity” ting …..uh…whel.. yew shure fur surten yew wanz da sole uv da mos ebil:evil:bengalboi in awl da wurl? et kums wiff awl da soles uv awl da poorlil kritturs keeled bai da ebil wun. williboi bee 10 nau an a berri, berri gud huntur – doze ayshun lepurrd kat jeans iz kwite straung inn hymn.
hees alsew da soopream roolur uv awl hymn seas … yew chure yew wantz awl dat eggtra reisponsbillty?
darn doze ebil motikahns 11!! pew onn demz parently dey kneads der spaiz
Yes, ill take your soul
hmm… hau bowt dis sparklee, shyknee (nawt kubic zukoneeua) jennuwine dyemonde wring ensted? iz worths LAWTS uv muny
yew alsew gits dis surtiphikit dat sais iz reely reel dyemonde.
*williboi waves da shiny, sparklei ring inn frunt uv Grantski…..
den trows et farr, farr awai*
*willboi runz awai wiff a kwikniss whyle Grantski chaises da ring*
*runs in wif da portable CCC, scoopies up awl uf red’s brains. Inspects them thourally*
Oh, I ain’t tellin wat I found in there!
*Washes dem wif tukillya an pak dem bak in tu da head cavity. Karefully replayses da head bones and wrappes purty bloo ducky tape awl obber. Puts awn x-tra strong CHRG w/ Hellow Kitty drawings awn it. Wraps her in nyce floofy cheezmap blankie an sits her awn da recubbery couch*
Heer, drink diz chokolite martooni an nawt finkso uf bunneh feets. I go fetch a NYG fur feet rubs.
Oooh, a dubblol reskyoo!
Fanks, willy boy an 3km.
So, 3km, wut u find in my branes?
Um, Inawtfinkso I shuld sai. Wuld skare small kidletts an da elderly.
**nod nod nod**
Yesh, ur rite. It wud.
annipuss (mumcat) wishes to apologise for her absence from this lol – her intertubes has stopped working…
Onoes!!!!
Dey must b klogged.
I will git owt an aw grrr adn see if I kin unplugging it frum dis end.
*Putz pointed end uv aw grr in LAN port and startz cranking.
maybe we need a tech support kitteh
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AAHHH SAME KYOOT KINDA KITTEH FRUM ODER LOL
*teh duky tapz, dey cannut whold teh kyootnezz uv teh folded earz*
SPLORTS AWL OBERGAIN
Onoes! K-l-w-u habz bin daon fur a ower!
*sweep up teh braynz in a nyse neet pilol*
*rinsrinsrins teh braynz wif sum jinjer aylol*
*pak dem kayrfuuly in teh braynium*
*fit teh hedbonz bak tugevver lyke a puzzlol*
*duktaep (quak) adn moar duckytaep*
*snap awn a noo CHRG dis wun gawts a goggie pikshur awn it*
*lead K-l-w-u tu teh splort recubbery lowng adn rap her up in a floofy blanky*
*bring in a trae wif hawt choklit adn a choklit possum*
Nao Kerri, yu jus rest awilol adn bi moar karefull abaot lukking at teh kyoot! Speshully sew layt wen ebbrybunny’s gawn hoam.
Othx Mezzomom.. tu splortz in wun nite iz nuff fur meh, timez tu just go ZZzzzz… afder ai finish mai hawt choklit tho
*gets awl kozy in teh floofy blanky an sips teh HC till fallz aseep*
Ohai{{{[[Puddytat}}}}} Aifinkso maibe hur innurtubez be melted. ai se wevvur repawrt fur tudai. Iz hawt in Lundun.
Ohai, mai laydee – nawt as hawt 2dai as yesserdai!
Ohai! Ai aer bakk! Ai dunno wat teh prollem wuz – teh halpline din’t say it wuz teh ISP so Ai sed sum nawtee werds an terned off fur a fyoo minits.
Sumtiemz datz awl it taikz {{{{ anni}}}}}
Ai had 2 do it 3 tiems b4 it werked, so it mite haz bean a fawlt at teh eggschanj – haz happind b4!
but you has to use the right nawtee wurds…
Ah yesh, deh power on/reset wurkz like a charm!!
An teh rite nawtee werds!
is you sure you is using the correct set of nawtee werds for windoze xp?
Must haz bean – it’s werkin agane!
Affer awl teh eggsitemint, Ai haz a tyred, so Ai’m off 2 bed.
G’nite awl, g’nite!
U needz 2 go 2 da NB, annipuss?
I’m facing Lavos in the Ocean Palace. This requires immense concentration.
AHHHHHH!
Get off da couch an get a JOB!
but the easter bunneh only has to work one day a year…
I already have a job.
Joo noe bowt teh eestr aig?
Welp, ok den.
Yooz yoor summons bunneh! Nites uv teh rownd!
Kan I uze my summons fur dindin tu appear, wifowt mii bein in da kitchen tu make it appear.
I wud liking dat kinda power….. wii b tu far owtta town fur deh pizza manz tu delibering….
I nawt kan haz da peetza man tunite. Hubbikat haz been “experimenting” in da kitchen da last 2 nites wif hyme peetza dough receipe.
I needs tu make dindin tunite, but nawt want tu an nawt know wat tu make. 
How ‘bowt Donuts ?
Ohai red! Ai can’t make your clicky blue “Donuts” word work. Message says “malformed video ID.” Can try again plz?
Tryin agin…. Linkee
Yay! It workz! Donutz! nomnomnom. –How’s your day so far, red? Big moving planz all underway aifinkso? Sorri Ai be livin too far awai to help move teh stuffs, yep yep, tizza pity. Ai do so enjoy moving. Nawt.
Butt, u iz gonna miss teh partee!
Awl of teh Cheezmenz iz gonna come halp me moov, an den wii will has peetsa, beer, an cheezburgers!
Yep, tiz tru, Ai feer taht I will indeed miss teh partee. Nao if you were movin to someplace sivalized lyke Alba Kerky or Tucumcari, Ai mite bii ablez to haul my lazee self up there adn help yu unload teh truckz. Kentuckee, tho, izza little far, adn Ai’d prolly get lost in Ohio or Oregone or somewherez enroute. (Yah, Ai knoes they’re not on the way. That kinda thing has never stopped me befoar, nope nope. I can get comprehensively lost. Kidz, do nawt tri this at hoam. I yam a prefeshanul.)
Jes nawt get dyrekshuns frum teh Texas fyremenz!
Dey nevvur maded it.
Doan tell anybodeez, but aifinkso tehy may has got intercepted by some of those Arkansawyer ladiez shortly after crossin teh state linez…
I aktually just finished kleenin up wat “da chef” left behynd fur kleenin. Argh!
Need to build a “guy kitchen.” You can tell teh “guy kitchens” because the (smooth concrete) floor slopes down to teh center adn there’s a floor-drain in teh middlol. Adn a fire-hose built into teh wall. Good for extinguishing “experiments” adn handling teh kleen-up duties, all at teh same time, aifinkso. (These are usually found in homes taht has a grease-pit and a car-lift in the garage. Or maybe teh living room.)
I juss made BLTs wiff bbq beans. EZ an good.
OH, gud idear! Or maibii chili dogs, however wii will nawt bii having “grilled cheese sandwiches”
Why nawt?
Red, who haz nawt maded a grilled cheez sammich in a lawng tiem…
Nawt wantz tu get teh grill awl messy den wii haz tu kleen it
Must start wif a kleen keetchin, tho!
Izzit just me, or iz everybody elts losin track of teh metafore here??
Huzbum wuz waching Pete Cigar 90 birfdai fingie awn da pbs abwot Mundane. ai can has eerwurm ebur sins!♫
Liddul bawxez awn da hilsied nd dere awl maid owt ub tikytaky, liddul bawxez , liddul baxes nd dey awl luk just da same. derez a blu wun nd a pink wun nd a grene wun nd a yelo wun. liddul bawxez, liddul bawxez nd dey awl luk just da saim. ♫
Naow maibe it wil goze awai. finelee. ai haop so. kthx.
Ai’ll trade ya mai Tom Lehrer eerwurm…
♫ ♫ Ai got it from Agnes, she got it frum Jim;
We all agree it musta bin Louise taht gave it to him;
She got it from Harry, who got it from Marie,
Adn everybodi knose taht Marie…
Got it from me!!… ♫ ♫
Mai nomnomnominashun fur teh most persistent eerwurm ebber:
♫ ♫ With cat-like tread, upon our prey we steal,
In silence dread, our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all, we never speak a word,
A fly’s footfall would be distinctly heard…
♫ ♫ Ta-ran-ta-ra, ta-ran-ta-ra
So stealthily the pirate creeps,
While still the household soundly sleeps…♫ ♫
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation, take another station,
Let’s vary piracy with a bit of burglary… (repeat refrain) ♫ ♫
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Whee! Dat’s bin bouncin round in mai brain fur too weekweekweeks now!
Oyesh! Glibert adn Sluvin made lotsa grate eerwurmz!
♫♫ In enterpriz of martial kynd,
When tehre waz any fyting,
He led his regiment frum behind–
He fownd it less exciting.
But when away his regiment ran,
His place was at teh fore, Oh!
Taht celebrated, cultivated,
Underrated nobleman,
Teh Duke ov Plaza-Toro! ♫♫
Fur sum dum reezin, mai latest eerwurm b
♫ ♫
I-i-i saw Mommee kissing Sa-a-a-andy Klawz
Underneef deh miss lol toez lass nite!!
♫ ♫
♫ Ich Bin Dein Gummibär ♫
Ohai nc66!! You just solved a puzzle for me! I was trying to figure out why tahy silleh Gummibär in teh video seemed to be saying “Ich bin ein Gummibär” when I thought the proper German would be “Ich bin Gummibär.” But _dein_ makes sense!!!1! –Of course, it’s also been about 30 years since my last German class in college, so I’m prolly all rong abowt teh rulez… or they may have changed them since then…
Kthnx!
**grumblegrumble** –should be “taht silleh Gummibär,” nawt “tahy.” Clumsee fingerz todai…
Ai cannot count hao many tiems ai say dis to frens whoo call meh at home.
Pew pew pew!
Ha… Duck Season
Iz bunneh playin “Duck Hunt” awn old Nintendo?
…and he’s shootin’ pellets… and not with the controller…
Ai noes dat cartooni!! Bery funneh!
oh bunneh iz playin preditor fur a chang uv pace
World Of Watership Down, new Massively Multibunny Online RPG.
hahahha that is way too funny!
Pleez tu nawt disturb, ai iz onlee wun Bunsye-Bunneh-Kik awai frum winnin!
bunneh wuz playen resuhdint ebil 5 pawbuhbly da lazt fite wit weskar
Wow… video game addicted bunny…
omg a bunny and a video game ok i thought kids only played ok what ever i really dont under stand how that happens ok ok
Hey, so that was that guy who broke my PS2 controller. Ur gonna regret the day u broke it
You can’t DO A BARREL ROLL with a SixAxis!
Dats wut Ai’m liek wen Ai play gamez.