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*sigh* Iz bored U bored 2, mistr tudle?
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bored, adn stuffed…
Gud wun GP! Congrats awn dat an awn leedin teh brayde!
ooo fankies! ai hadded teh terriblol brayne freeze tu!
*gigglolz* taht iz bein gud wun pinny gig (ai luv sayins taht)
wud yu awl liek a turdle dandans todai?
ooo yesh yesh yesh taht sownds liek teh phun!
mebbeh wii kin awl scuttlol awf tu teh Ty Booteek? ai heer dey has ty dy tys awn speshul tihs week week week!
Wy ty dy tys?
Wy ty dy tys? Wy, so wii kin fly in teh sky adn sai Ohai!
*brinz owt nawt blu bukket an putz it awn teh stage*
*5 liddle turtlez jumps owt an slowly linez up*
*dey awl dandan tu conga ratz muzik taht playz at turdle sped ans tey du teh conga ratz dansdans butt(!) in supr slow motionz*
*avter 20 minutz tey finaly finishes*
*waks up frum Zzzz* umm opps… sry.. *gatherz up teh turdlez*… hmm… maibe nawt gud idea tu do turdle dansdans after awl?
OH NOES U HAZ MI BUKKET!
*hyds teh nawt blu bukket*
wat bukket? Ai dun see a bukket.. *runz away wifa(nawt turdle)kwikness*
Oh Klwu! ai thot teh turlol dans wuz purrfectlee charrming! An teh BEST part wuz – ai cud go away an doo a couple ov emayols – an com bak – an ai hardlee mist enething!
*GIGGLOLZ* iz bein gud fur taht yup
In onner of teh turtlol, can we has to drink some slow gin fizzes?
*pours drinks for eberyone*
*sigh* its eerly heer and I already need a drink!
Thank CC for cheezpeeps, odderwise I’d be bunnykicking cow-werkers!
U and me both.
*bunnykicks one cow-orker wif a fierce anyways*
yesh, sum peeple need a gud bunnykik, aifinkso!
Ifn dey cow-orkers, howkum they so full ov bull?
Sownds lyke dejamoo – we’ve herd that bull befoar!
@@@@@@@!
That is why we bunny-kick them. It doesnot give us teh asnwer, but if feels so good anyways.
Plus, it beez gud eksursize. *nods*
It’s aerobic!
mines is moar like co-nawtwurkers, and co-”AIfowtofsumworkfurU”wurkers. Oh well, at leest is Frydegg.
*weels owt confettii canon dat majikloly spels owt “happee Friedegg Cheezpeeps and Lurkers” in the air*
Kabooom!
FTW! Gud wun!
Perfekt nawt sekkund commint, GP!!! FTW!!!
*loud microfone feedback*
Sry ’bout that. But now that I has ur tensions, I has a announcement to announcify.
*YNGs unfurl banner*
“W.C.H.B.C.F.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”
“Whut’s that stand for, LCB?” u axe? Well, I will tells u. It stands for “We Can Has Benefit Consert for Stoopy Pleh Real Life Syndromes, O Yesh Yesh Yesh”
As u knowes, many Cheezfrenz is afflicticated from time to time wif teh dread RLS and cannot play wif us when they wants to. O noes!!1! So we has decided to does something about it.
“Whut will u does, LCB?” u axe. Well, I will tells u that too.
On Monday, teh 31th of August, at teh 6am Cheeztime Lol*, we will celebrate 3 Hours of Music and Mud at our very own Cheezstock concert! U heard. There will be teh usual food, drinks and merriments. Possibly some orange catnip, so watch out. Also music from some of ur favorite Cheezartists, who will preform some new songs wif a late-sixties and/or RLS theme and some of ur fave songs from events gone by.
“Hay, I wanna do a song, LCB” u axe, even though that’s not a kwestion. Well, I will tells u that u can. To make sure we don’t all does teh same song, u can rite to me, teh Musical Misdirectifier, at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com, wif teh name of teh song u wants to does. U can also send us ur song for us to praise, if u like. We will send u instructions before teh event on when you is scheduled to preform.
If u wanna does a song but need some idears, we has those also. Just rite and axe.
“Can I request a favorite song from teh past?” u axe, which is a kwestion. Yes, yes u can. Rite to teh number above and we’ll do whut we can. We might even be able to does dedications.
So get ur grooviest clothes ready and be there or be square. STN
*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)
O, and can I just add that when u rites to me, plz to include ur screen name. kthxnospamplz
butt, what do I dew wif elebentee orders of spam an eggs?
If u wants a asnwer that is physically possible, then I cannot tell u.
(just kidding, of coarse!)
(But I doesnot like teh spam a-tall. U can leave teh eggs if u wants.)
Teh turtlol is shell-shocked.
o gud, dere yu is… adn juss WARE yu has bin? huh? huh? wii has LAWTS ob orgamanising steel tu du!
I has been distributicating Fronk’s bizziness cards to peeps in danger of tax audits and bad hair daze. STN.
Whut does u need me to does? I have been spending all my time sampling shampers for teh after-party but if there’s something u
is too lazy to does urselfneed me to halp with, then just tell me, alreddy.hmm… seems tu mii, yu alwais get tu shample teh shampers adn ai alwais gets tu keep an eye awn Mick… * narrows eyes *
Nao, does yufinkso yu kind du teh nownsmint todai plzthx? Ai has tu go shample teh sordid horse doovers… be back layter, fankies!
* waybes littlol paw *
*sneeks up on GP*
*pats anti-wrinklol kreem on his eyes*
BOOP!
*runsawaiwifawave*
*heavy sigh*
O, all RITE. Give me a few moments to make sure I has teh correct informations, ‘k?
U doan’t seem 2 do mutch..
slow and steady wins the racsssczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yup. Bored.
Fanks foar teh hug!! Ai wishes ai cud stai, buutt (!) just reedin adn seein chezzfrens maykes meh smyle
Ai gettin noo nome pc v soon, den ai plai wif u all alls nite!!
Byfoarnow {{{{Cheezefrens}}}}
Baai TCM, haz teh grate weekweekweekendz!
Heer’s anuvvur hug… {{{{TheCatsMutha}}}}
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
“Dum dum dee dum dee dum
Dum dum dee dum dee dum
Dum dum dumdumdum
Dum dum dee dum dum
Dum dum dee dummy dum
Dum dum dee dummy dum
Dum Dum Dum
Dum dum dee dummy dum dum dum dum dum
Dadadadada dee dum
Narf!”
…
Oar summat laik dat.
…
Ack! Nao ai hazza eerwurm!!!
I dunno Jen, but burlap gives me a rash
I dunno Jenn, how are we going to get teh goggie to weer teh wet suit?
*hydez teh Baileygogz wifakwikness*
Aifinkso, Jenn — but if dey called it a “Sad Meel,” nobuddy wud buy it.
Monorail Cat; nao wib amph… amfib… car whut goes unner wadder tu.
wud taht nawt beh submaryanne?
are ew still samperling teh horse divers? weher dew dey dive? wut are deh diving fur?
I wundur if tutlols evar get bord…
~~vishun:~~
“Luk, therz a dandeline.”
…*wawk, wawk, wawk*
“Luk, therz teh same dandeline.”
…*wawk, wawk, wawk*
“Luk, therz anuther dandeline…whut?… oh, same dandeline… Kewl.”
*gigglolz*
doez yu tink tey sees teh wurld in slowmo?
maibeh taht why teh livs so longz
Erk…. Werpretzel keepz sayin meh emayo be invalid sew Ai gess Ai mus yoos meh momcats naem.
Anywho, I postid teh 4th part ob the Traveler on meh blog, fur anywun dat is interestid. Juss klikkee meh/Uniquekitty’s naem tew see it.
Plasticat/Dekk Rant/Awl meh uther naems
Wow, look at those floofy whyt eer floofs! Er, I mean, “ear treatments.” *gigglol*
yesh, an teh blue eyes! sew kyoot!
annipuss you should read the other captions
*Pulls KLWU aside*
We practice something here called NPT, which means that when someone is being teh not nice to a Cheezfren, we do NOT sink to their level or respond directly to them, because they see any direct response as a victory, teh pore, misguided, poorly socialized things. We knows that if someone insultifies us or is teh nasty to us that they does not know us or moar likely is probably just some child who is bored and doesn’t know any better about how to behave.
Then we go off to teh brakeroom and has some caek instead of wasting our time trying to argue wif or reason wif teh t-r-o-l-l-s.
Let’s go! I hear there’s red velvet caek today.
mmmm red velvet, sowns yummeh!
*hugs Klwu*
oops
sawry LCB – williboi kneads tew hit da refwesh butt(!)en moar awften.
ai can haz a akweschun?
wen an cheezpeep nounzes dere iz caek inna breakroom shud dat bee asah reply tu da trolls cawmint oar an gnu seppurait cawmint?
Aifink (an ai kud be rong) dat it shud be a reply to teh tee-arr-oh-ell-ell commint so dat ennywun tempted to reply direktlee to teh tee-arr-oh-ell-ell will be remindified nawt to do so.
Mmmm. Red velvet caek. Duzzit haz creem cheez icing? *haz a hoepful*
iz gud idea NS, cuz ai nawt gud at teh jugin uv kommints… ai didn tink diz wuzz bein tee arr oh ell ell…. ai tens to nawt see teh bads in peplez unlezz iz bein bery obvo.. obve.. relly noticble :/
Is ok. Oncet u has been here for elebenty years like some of us, u will recognize t-r-o-l-l-like behaviors rite off teh bat. Why on earth would a Cheezfren tell another Cheezfren they should “read the other captions”? Is simply not done in polite Cheezsociety.
Plus which, for some reason, our dear sweet annipuss has been singled out in teh past by these nasty peeps. Probably because she is so often teh first to post a comment on each lol. When she telled one of them that she has time to be here a lot because she is teh retired, they replied wif “Well, at least *I* have a job!” Whut a stoopy, thoughtless way to reply, huh?
oh yesh yesh! thx LCB!
Ai wuz tinkin wuz maybeh sumwun warninz hur bowt it butt(!) ai shud habs neowticd wuz nawt beins wun ov teh cheezpepz. Dem trollz kan beh trixy ifs yu iz bein inexperensd wif tehm.
Dey nawt beh trixin meh sew eez againz nope nope!
Anni showd hurseff tew bee a laydee uv class and pashuns wen tat wuz goin awn, hur furgibed teh t-r-o-l-l wen hii finlee did (sorta) pologize tew hur, ai stil thowt hii shud bee hedbatted into neggst weekweekweek.
*raises umbrelly drink inna tost tew Anni* Cheerz!
Rly, it boils down to this:
Cheezfrenz never criticize other Cheezfrenz for “real” behaviors (like how they spell or punctuate their comments, or if they inadvertently say something that has already been said, or are frequently the first commenter), so if someone DOES say something about those things to a Cheezfren, chances are they are not rly frenz but trolls who think it’s fun to be nasty and negative or children who can’t think of a better way to talk to others.
Cheezfrenz DO “pick on” each other for cheezworld reasons. See: LCB vs. her phlonquais, The Ten Drills of Doom vs. Everybody (usually cweenmj), and Maus, Skwirrlgrrl, DK et al. vs Each Other (usually wif seltzer bottlols.)
* sigh *
is dere eben anee caek left?
*qwikly shovz teh lazt piez in her mouf*
mumph swoorwy Gwhunny pwig iiz aawwel ggwron
*wipz teh krumz uff hur face*
* narrows eyes *
hmm… well, ai wheel juss has tu open tihs bawx wib “LCB’s Fuds – PAWS AWF!!1!” rited awn eet… whut’s teh wurst taht cud happen?
*looks askanse at Klwu*
Hay! Nobuddy can deprive my phlonquais of caek except for me!
*produces another caek from, um, somewhere*
*gives piggeh a slice of newly-produced caek*
ahem… taht donut lukk mush liek caek, LCB… aifinkso ai wheel juss nom whut is in tihs heer bawx, k?
Halp urself.
Otay, ai wheel… wayt a minnit… * lukks up from bawx * umm… wai yu is letting me nom yur fuds? whut’s rong wib eet? * narrows eyes *
*dabs anti-rinklol creem around piggeh’s eyes*
Whatever makes u think there’s something rong? Can’t a phlonqueur be nice to her phlonquais every now and then? Hmm?
* consults Phlonquer / Phlonquais etteeket pawbukk *
hmm… eet says heer… YESH! Yesh yu kin be teh nyce tu meh ebbery nao adn agen…
* gibbs LCB a hug *
*wishes piggeh had wiped fuds off his paws before giving her a hug*
*Throwz cake in GPz genrul direkshun*
Hay! taht peece has nuts awn eet! * nom nom nom *
Nutz tu yooo!
*frowz maor nutty cake at deh GP*
HAY! * nom nom * plz tu… * nom * nawt… * nom * frow so… * nom nom * hard! * nom *
*leevz trale uv nutz tu neggst lol*
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trow eh peis dis wae, pleaz!
*opuns mouf*
sumtyms ai gets teh confuzzed… fur example awn dis lol from loldogs h tt p://ihasahotdog.com/2009/08/20/funny-dog-pictures-now-now/
ar teh peplz who sayin “abuse” trollz or ar teh peplz sayin “OMCC iz nawt abuse” trollz?
ai figurd teh “abuse” comints wur bein funneh butt(!) naow ai iz awl confuzzled
* shrug * is hard tu tell in dose sitchewayshuns; Kerri…
me? ai is heer tu has teh phun so ai juss aboids ppl liek taht…
Is teh vry confusing indeed. U might wanna consultify Prysma’s Troll Guide. Is teh vry halpful.
KLWU – de cayk – eetz nommy – izn’t it? Fanks LCB!
Ur welcome, Griffyn, but I didnot make teh caek. I only announcified it. And nommed some of it, too. Ok, a lot of it.
And WB, u can tell peeps about caek in teh brakeroom anywheres u like. It can be as a response to teh troll because u is not rly respondifying to whut they sayed. Is ok to talk *about* teh troll, but not to talk *to* teh troll. U see teh diffrence?
apropoe to dat, i.e. talking *about* , not *to* , icy dat a certain stoopy item ref by da troll has bin removified- oar izzit just on my pewter? [*ponders* so does dat count as talking *about* or izzit like a dubble negative since i talked about something the you-know-what talked about, or izzit more like 2x0 still = zer0? i hazza dizzy, needanapzzzzzzzzz]
afinkso … ai haz bean reedin da failblogs (berri educaishunal) en dey seam tew haz lawts uv trolls dere fur sum reesun… dey tawks bowt da troll tu wun anudder butt(!) eweusealli nawt deewrekly tew dems.
fankees LCB – williboi haz tu goe due sum reemodlin inna wimmens baffroom. itz gawt lawts uv waisted spaiz en ai nau noes wut et kneads tew maik it reely spezshul n invietin.
kthsbai
*passes out red velvet cake bites coated in chocolat*
enjoi!
oooh ai gits tu tri dis gnu fangloled teggsie fing
Der iz caek inna breakroom!
*williboi hopes dat fancee teggstin wurks*
ai can tri tu?
Teh caek iz bein yummy!
ZOMG!
iz okay iz bored tu
okay, sinz you aer bored, i give you liszt of things to do, young man.
Alfabetize the grocery store coupons
Brush teh
Cat, then brush the
Dog.
E…
Ewe, take the garbage out
Fumigate teh area
Germinate more sweetpea plants
H…
Hyde inna plants
Intertubes
Juggle tutlols
Kween howse
Lye inna son
M….
Mow teh lawn
Neao raek teh lawn
Oarganiz awl teh cubords
Pik up teh driclenins
Quit winein awlready!
R…
run in circles, scream and shout
slip the kitteh and doggeh some treats
treat self to sips and noms
u…
Untangloligy deh ball uv yarn u playinged wif yesterday
Vociferuslee tell hyoomin it b time fur nomz
Woll owt deh barell….
X….
Xamen teh walpapahs
YNG, wurk awn becomen won
Zip awp awl teh zippas awn teh close hangun in teh closut!
Hugs da kittehs
Inviet awl mah frens ovah tu pley
Jumpin onna beds
Kwiklee cleenzup mai room
L…
Lathe teh chare leggs,
Takkle teh skareycrow,
Restuff teh skarykrow,
Rake leeves into neyburrs yard,
Crank opin umbrelluh,
F…
Cheezfrenz, be sure to check out a Very Special Announcement upthred. There is YNGs innit!
AI LIEK TUDDLES
AI LIEK YNGs!
Ai liek YNGwiftuddles!
Sno~bawll Kitteh plannz
beeg eggskayp. Missturr Turdill
willz nawtz slowz himz daown
Sno-bawll Kitteh canz
cayree Missturr Turdill ifz
plannz duz nawtz wurkz owtz!
Misturr Turdill habz
eeben moar payshunss dan himz
frend, Sno~bawll Kitteh
Jack.
yeah jack! annuder wunderful pome!
Ai luvs yur poemz Jack. Aifinkso teh lolz jus wudn’t be teh saym wifout tem.
Ohai, Keeri-luv:
Misturr Turdill habz
been Sno~bawll Kitteh’z besstest
frend 4 lawwwwng, lawwwng tyme!
Wunss uppawn a tyme
Misturr Turdill wuz beegurrer
dan Sn~bawll Kitteh!
Misturr Turdill makz
ekksellent Napz buddee cuz
himz no habz kwikkness!
Jack.
Ai hazza idea, lets plai soopermawnsters! U bee Gamera an ai’ll bee Catzilla! Weel maik Rex bee Tokyo!
I knoes somebuddy whose kitteh is named Gamera. So when he plays wif teh turtlol, teh turtlol would has to be Catzilla then. Rite?
yesh, unles itz hiz turn tew bee Mothra
*duz a happi dans*
wun uv mai lols maeds it tu teh votin paeg
ai has to tank may BIL’s sizter fur lettins meh uz hur kitteh piktures
dey iz bein sew kyoot an wun uv tem luks jus liek mai Alex luked.
yay! ai hoap ur lol maiks it tew teh frunt paige!
Othx bluesfan.. ai iz habin big happitayl jus tu habs it on teh votin paeg an ai has big prowd seein peoplz liekin it
witchy wun biin yurs?
Iz teh tu kittehs in teh window
Caption says “Iz drafts gon neao?”
Ai seed taht wun, ai lold adn votifyd fur it
othx Sophie
iz tu eez tu maek kaption fur such kyoot kittehz. Mah BIL’s sister iz bein tu tu lukeh tu habs such kyooties. Hur iz gud mommah tu an iz wai tu funneh iz awlwayz nic tu visit wif hur an ai feelz hur iz bein fambily tu meh
Wun uv tem kittehs haz no mew, ai menshuns taht wens sumwun heer hads kitteh taht losted her voice in anuder lol. Hur can purr an can hiss butt(!) dussn’t mew, jus skweeks. Iz bery kyoot tho
Ai lurve goin tu mai antz howse, she haz tree kittehs adn wun taht comez tu get noms adn lurve tehn wanders bak owtside aill hab tu put sum piktures ub tehm on heer
Ah kitteh taht no mews?!?
ai nebr herd of such
My girl kitteh, a Snowshoe/Meezer mix, doesnot meow. She *can* but she trills and purrs moar often. When she does say a rare meow it’s a real soft sound. She most def did NOT inherit a meezer meower.
Hmmmm, ull haz tu cuze meh, iz nawt soo gud wiff teh diffrynt biirds of kittehs…..but sownds aderabl
aifink iz jus bein kwirk an nawt probem… mahbeh wens hur gets bigger hur will mew. Hur skweek iz beins bery kyoot tho
Ai nawt kneow bout awl teh kindsa kittehs eder, ai kneow bengal and mank an simeze (iz taht meezer?) an purrrsion butt(!) taht bowt it fur meh aifink.
Kvs didnt mew until hii wuz abowt 9 munfs old – hee wood jus opn his mouf reele big. Sumtiems naow, at 4:30 am, Ai puts teh pillo ober mai hed and finks findly ub dose dais…
mai shadow grrl onlee meows when shee is unhappy (lyke when I hold her for nail clipping)
it is a verree tinee mew, and sounds verree pathetic.
Meezer = Siamese
If u click my blue name, then click on teh “Catz” picture, u can see my kittehs.
Ai splorted adn resplorted!! Ai lurves teh oranj wuz pinkie toe pads adn big floofy belli adn big floofy pawsies and pinkie nowsies!!
oh yesh iz bein tu kyoot! Zoe iz byootiful kitteh!
Mai sisterz kitteh hads teh meezer earz, hawl an cattitude butt(!) wuz blak tux kitteh (aifink iz blak tux colurin) hims waznt tu frendly butt(!) wuz byootiful so ai furgibs him.
mai SuzyQ onlee meows onna wai tu da V-E-T. udder-ys chee jest skweeks, meeps an trills…. ceptin wen da williboi piks awn hur. den hurs skreecheeskreems lyk chee iz bean murdred!
*hymns nevah reely hurtz hur doe – jest puls owt sum hares*
U b lukky shii not haz deh meezer meow! Mai Winky had deh full blown meezer kawl. Shii dint using it muchlee, but wen shii did dere wuz no ignorifying it!!
tu making up fur deh LOWD meezer meow, shii hadded deh teenyest tinyest purr. U had tu holding hur tu ur eer tu heering it…. I finso it wuz a trick tu gitting deh snugglee hugz…
teh cheez bii totalee haten awn mii tudai. pajes wont reefresch, adn ai get ‘noe LOLs tu voyt awn’ wen ai wen luken fur KLWU’s
ai got taht tew but wen ai wen bak tew teh votin paige affer a minit, it wuz otay agin
am ai teh awnlee won who kent sii dis picshure awn teh tawp cheez paj?
disappeared for me, 2
but, now ’tis returne’d
I have that turtle! Got it as a part of a sponsorship kit for WWF!
you sponsor wrasslers ????
*wispurrs to MaryO*
Teh wrasslers stopped being “WWF” menny wiles ago. Teh Whirld Wildlief Fund (an their lolyers) maed teh wrasslin organizayshun chayngify its naem.
* wispurrrs: i know
*
Wildlifes rassle.
Mines do, anyways.
Ifn’ kittehs-gone-wild-in-teh-libbing-room counts as “wildlifes” anyhow.
Deed aneewun else see taht ober awn teh goggie paige dey naow hazza fing awn teh commints ware u cahn fumbs up er fumbs daown eech commint? nawt shure haow ai feelz bowt taht, maibee iz kinda lyke the lawng-gawn votin burgers butt aifink dis mite giv folks a chanse tew bee reely meen.
ai tink teh thumb piks are kinda nawt preddy :/
I wishes we had teh komment-burgurs bak!!!
Mebbee….
sumday….
*sigh*
*wistful luk*
Yes!! Teh commint buergers! an ai dont think ai wud laik teh “thums up” oar down. Nawt at awl teh ssayme as teh voating.
If yoo had a reelee gud commint, yoo got mennee burgers (assooming tath lotz ov peepl red it, wich, if yoo maed at the end ov a LOL, wud nawt be so certain.
Dooing teh “thums down” just seems a bit meen.
Sigh. I hate being bored.
mistr tudle sez: go asks mistr owl
**returns frum mistr owl**
Hii sed, “3 – *crunch*.”
Duz dat mean u nawt bored 2, butt (!) u iz bored 3.
Dats mitey bored!
awww, dis kitty has da cyoot! so pritti!
Teh bes companyon
Iz won dat ken jus hang awt
Wifawt needun tawk
did enny-wun notiss dat turdul wuz frum eurofins mwg/operon? he yewzd tu haz a cape…
Kitty will be breaking things pretty soon if boredome is not alleviated!
kaluu♪
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Ai slo but finalee heer…. (sloelee noms lefobber kayk krumz…mmm red belbit kayk, mai faborite!) am Ai tu layt fur teh slo gin fizzziees?
hey, Ai can has turtlol(s) and kitteh at mai howze, tu! Tehy nebber bored. Ebberywun playz nize.
*pores turtlol a slow gin fizz and serves her a fresh slice of red velvet caek*
Turtlol!!!!!
SCHMOOOOOOOO!!!
Glad tu seeing u agin! I hopez u b well.
aw, fanks, LCB…..yu am sew sweet an be such a grate hostiss….
howz yur gnu kitteh doon? Well, must be nawt sew gnu, naow, but Ai’m turtlol, Ai slo ya noe…. Ai has nawt been heer in a wile…
ennywun mist me? noe? (sigh) oil well….
*I* has mist u! My Zoe is almost 1 year old now. If u click my blue name then click on teh “Catz” picture, u can see her. She and her Liam get along mostly pretty well. It all depends on whose turn it is to be teh mighty hunter and whose turn it is to be teh wildebeest. How is ur Miss Bonny? U gotted her teh same weekent I gotted my Zoe, I rembers.
Oh, BTW, on Monday, 8/31 on teh 6am Cheeztime lol (that’s 11 Central, Noon Eastern) we is gonna have a Cheezstock concert! Come on by and join us!
Ub coarse wii mist u, Turtlol. Haz u bin wif awl teh otters taht has ben missin 4 sew long?
SQUEEE!!!! Zoe am BEEYUTEEMUS!!! Wut a pritty faze she has! Ai wuntz tu snorgle hur!!! Yur kitteh piccies mayk me wunt tu has more kittehs but Miss B am BERRY jellus. We tried tu innerdoose anudder kitteh, and she wuz lyk, DO NOT WANT!!! But still, Miss B am wunnerful, fanx fur axing…. if yu go to Cheezfrenz site, Ai can has piccies uv hur dere. Ai nawt smart enuf to has a page, lyke yu duz…
fanks fur teh inbite! Since Ai am wunce again under-employed, Ai shood be abul tu attend….(sigh)
Ai has a happee dat SUMWUN notissd Ai wuz nawt arown…..(schmooooos) Fanx LCB!!! Yu am teh bestest! Heer, Ai brotted yu a shinee! (drops large, flashee and gawdee tiara neer LCB) Ai just powlished it maiself!
Um, turtlol? Ai missed yoo too! *holds owt paw wif a hoepful*
I see a wiimote! Play with that kitteh!
mistr turdle says, “No, I play Wii when owner out of house”
English please.
Learn proper English then post.
Tri yoosin a cumpleet sentinse doofis
I hab dis Turtle!