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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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So u aer!
tuxie kitteh haz teh moovs!
Pinkee nose pinkee toes!
aack noe nawt da pinkee noes AN da pinkee tows11!!! anna tuxie babeh wiff a fais lyk mai Bessie!
*ad moar ducky taip anna wun uv dem 50s baythink kaps*
*stihl kant fine dem purrtektib googles aniwares – mehbe ai shud tri lukin awn bing fur dem*
Yu mite has tu goze tu os traylya.
ai alwais wannned tu goe dere ennywais. mehbe wiff a stawp inn gnu zeelind tew…. laist stawp inn taheetea – aifinks whi nawt?
Dey aer abaylabul in teh tye booteek – juss go an get dem!
weii haz teh mennee kulurz an styolz 4 awl owkashunz.
wottevur yew wontz am @ yur ebber lubbin tybooteek!!
butt eef yew evvur seize sumtink dat am nawt @ teh tybooteek ( witch am akchewally eempawseebul!! ) den yew juss ordurs it an wii haz it delibburd yesturdai! oar last weak if yew am in teh reel rush!
hear 2 pleez wif extry cheez!
ohai gibbocat, gud to see u!
u is up really late tho!
We’re gonna stay at da YMCA!
In teh rush 2 post sumfing, Ai redd it az “I’m a…” Culler me haff asleap!
I waz wonderin wat you sed. I thot it waz some strange dialetee fingy!
Dialect.
Moar liek a diselksik fing!
Yes, diz happens tu mii tu sumtymes, mostly awn da comments tho.
Teh kitteh’s noez iz such a pretteh shayde uv pinkee!
Peenkee Boool, I C u.
PJ – afinks dis a lebbel ate onna splort warnins. purrhaps yew shud allurt awl da cheezpeeps?
uh ohs! mefinks kitteh alreddee haz batweengs.
Attension, cheezpeeps, der is a sever splort warning in effect for the next 97 minutes. Plz take extreme caution an seek shelter or protectibe gear immmme rite now! The pink, the sweet , the FEET! oh nose, the NOSE! splort…….
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up pj perry’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez
Nity nite , {{{{{annni}}}}}
Thx mai laydee! Ai neerlee reddee fur bed!
Y! M! kissyble peenk noze? A!
Fanx fer da rescue, Anni. I selflessy riskt my own saftly 2 warn de ubbers.
I shall rest now.
Young cat, you are way too lazy
I said, young cat, it is so easy to see.
I said, young cat, you should never feel bad
There’s no need to look so sad
Young cat, please come follow me
I said, young cat, there’s a place you should see
You can play there, and have lots of fun
Endless fields for you to run
It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have every toy for you cats to enjoy,
They will provide endless hours of joy …
It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a……
Fank u, Grantski! Dat was gr8t!
*scampers off humming Village People w/ Grantski’s new lyrics*
CLapity! YMCa IS JUTCH A VERSITAL SAWNG! oops acidental cap lok
Auughhh! The ultimate neerwurm!
I fink in uh cuppla hours kitteh mite hab a diffrunt take awn teh sawng.
♪♫ YUNG CAT, Yew can’t keep yor fud down.
I said YUNG CAT, nao iz all awn the teh grownd,
I said YUNG CAT, and iz makin’ meh frown.
*YEW* *SHUR* *GAWT* *AN* *UP*-*SET* *TUM*-*MY*
YUNG CAT, wut is makin’ yew sick?
I sed YUNG CAT, iz it sawng refd teh pic?
Ai agrii there, it shuld go away quick.
*WHY* “DUZ* *IT* *MAKE* *US* *SO* *NAW*-*SHUS*?
Iz nawt mush phun wen yoo H.O.R.K.
Iz nawt mush phun wen yoo H.O.R.K.
Yoo see eberyfing dat yew ate awl day lawng,
adn iz awl becawz ob uh sawng.
Iz nawt mush phun wen yoo H.O.R.K.
Iz nawt mush phun wen yoo H.O.R.K.
Yoo doan feel awl dat kleen coz yew cawnt halp butt(!) hurl,
and yer hedz beeginin’ tew whurl.
YUNG CAT, … ♪♫
OMG!!!1111!!!!11!!!1111!eleventy!
i am sew sing that tew lucky rite now!
You think its really that bad, eh?
u at mai haus?
WARNING ALL CHEEZPEEPS:
Plz apprch dis kitteh wif xtrme carefulness….kitteh iz 2 cyut fer kitteh’s own gud!
If u canna helps u-selves and must see de cyutz, plz 2 dbl up on teh duckytaepz!
CCC iz standin’ by ter deal wif de impendin’ splortz!
Cheezpeeps, only bye workin tugedder can we withstand dis level of de cyutz!!!
We now returnz u to yur reglar cheez-peepin’ agendaz!
(Pinkie toes and Pinkie noes and purty-purty green eyz! WANT!)
Step AWAY from the CAT!
but….but…kitteh is so cuddlsom! and cyute! And, ok, nawt mine. *sighs*
purty kitteh, i know u and i coulda been pals. Pals where teh kitteh spends all day dansin, and I spend all day schnorgling.
*pouts*
Is it OK to be playin on da pyuter durin bad wever? I habs a surger protecter fingy on?
Iffn der is a thunnerstorm berry neer, it’s a gud eye deer to unplug – iz berry raer fur litenin 2 stryke, but it haz happind. Aifink dat wifi iz saefer dan landlien connkshun tho.
Onleest problim is if yu has direkt wire or pipe to wall. In dose cases, any strike can travel froo teh mettals. Dis meens fone, TV, stoave, even shower. Do not tuch metals grownded to teh owtside!! Wifi is no problim, nor is cellfone – unless yu gets hits rite smak on your own bodee, in which case teh lektronics are NOT yr wurst problim. I sees cases of land-line fone shok in teh ER occashjunally, but not cellfone or uther wireless fingies. (BTW, Myffbusters did a nepisode on dis wunst. Wuz scaree!)
I’m outta hear!
good call!
bai PJ
It’s midnite heer, so Ai muss get 2 bed b4 Ai tern in2 a punkin!
G’nite awl!
I wants to snorgle dis most soft tuxee boy – remines my of my long-gon-best-beluvud Tux, onliest his fase was all blak an he had magnifisent white whikkers. *sigh* We meet sumday at teh Bridje.
{{{{duffy}}}}
this cat is so cute looks just mine.
y-m-lol-a? oh, wait
shades of caturday night fever
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE…