Ai iz sure most ub yu has seen dis butt(!) wuz nawt sekond tyme fur meh so ai tinks iz bein guds pace tu beh puttins it… since ai solded mai soul tu hims to be nawt sekund tonitez…
funneh ting bout taht iz owr kittehs uzed to jump into teh window ledgez at owr cottage an teh skratched teh walls unerneef awl up wif tier bak pointy endz tu gets dere obersized dererer up dere.
godda goe hoam en due da choars:
1. git da wurk strey incide der haus & feed dems
2. let da williboi & suzyq owtcide
3. feed da williboi en suzyq
4. pet da williboi fur awhyul
5. startz cukin mai dinnur
6. goe owt tu sea whi williboi iz yowlin
7. pet da williboi fu awhyul
8. scraip da burneyd stuf offa mai dinnur
9. repete uv 6 & 7
10. noms mai cawld en burnt dinnur
11. repete uv 6 & 7 untill 8:30 pee em
11+1. brings da williboi n suzyq incide fur da nite
11+2. restz …. whyle petten da williboi uv corz
lol, tahts funny, makes me fink ob gimli in teh lord ob teh ringz moovie trying to see ober teh wall.
i iz bakk frum teh big fambly reyoonyun. wuz fun but tiring – my momma an daddeh are turning 72 dis yeer an tehy haz more enurjeez tahn teh rest ob us!! wuz fun to seeing all my siblings an tehms famblies. we don’t all get togevver very offen. my sister an yungest bruvver haz many yung childrens wich makes it hard to travel teh long distance, an my ovver brovver’s son’s movver, She Who Must Not Be Named, wuld never letting him come. dis time tehr wuz a court order taht her had to let him come to dis i iz lukky taht we all likes eech ovver an gets along well wif all teh siblings an all teh spooses. an i haz teh most adorablest neeses an neffyooz in teh wurld. i had neber met my baby bruvver’s two yungest sons (him haz 4 boiz), tehy iz 3 an 1. teh 3-yeer-old haz down syndrome, but him iz sploding wif curiosity abowt evreefing arownd him!! him iz most preshus liddle guy, him luvs evreebody an evreebody luvs him. himz my liddle sweetie now oh, also, teh big payn-in-teh-%&#@& annibersary party went absolootly perfekt, wuz a wunderful party an my parints were so happy. so wuz all gud. eksept i haz a hyooj tired an finkso i wuld liek to stay in bed for a week or so.
*cownts on fingers* lessee, 10, 8, an 4; 9, 6, 3, an 1 – taht makes 7 neeses an neffyoos age 10 an under. an tehn 12, 13, 13, 15, 17, 20 – 6 teenaje (gib or take a yeer) boiz.
not wen yoo cownts teh growdups too. wuz 13 kids + 4 growdup kids + 4 growdup kidses spooses + 2 granparents = 23 offishul gests plus my older son’s gurlfrend wuz hanging arownd helping wif babysitting an food an stuffs (we letted her stay in owr room – wuz a bedroom plus living room wif fold-owt sofa) so no, i duznt haz fingers an toez to cownt evreewun hoo wuz tehr. oh, plus 2 unklols (my dad’s bruvvers) an 2 awnties (tehms wifes) hoo i haznt seed in 23 yrz, srsly. so 27 offishul gestses plus one gurlfrend/babysitter.
oh – teh gurlfrend wuz in owr room, all teh teenayj (gib or tayk a yeer) boiz wuz in tehr own 2-bedroom room wif many video games an soda pop an sugary cereal an chips an pizza. so we not had owr boiz wif us, just teh gurlfrend. iz ok, herz very nise.
wuz just liek how i writed it – all kind ob sploding all ober teh playse at wunse. wen we gotted tehr friday nite we walked in on teh burfday party for teh two hoo wuz turning 9 an 4 taht weekend. wuz like “kaboom!!!” instint sensory overlode.
i b sillybrating now!! wii tookinged a liddlol trip tu Astoria tu lukking at deh Oshun!! It b berry berry foggy rite now, so wii is resting in deh motel. will going bak tu Prineville tumorrow.
Oh LM, yu must bii xahausted!! Really, just readin it maded mii tyred. I sooo happi yu hadded da funz, I lub, lub, lub spendin tyne wif myne neice an nephew, just nawt so much wif da bossy flossy momma.
teh fing iz – its still going on!! we had to leeve erly cawz yunger boi’z skool started on mundane. yesterday afternoon, after we lefted, wuz supposed to be trip to teh sigh ents myooseum (dis wuz after partypartyparty late teh night before an tehn private devoshunals for teh growdups at 9 in teh morning), tehn today wuz botanikal gardens wher my momma helps owt an tehn to teh dinosawr myoozeum, tomorrow iz golf an tehn shopping for teh ladeez an moovies for teh menz an kids… phew.
Oh red! Yu must put da channel awn TLC rite now, is burdai party fur da kitteh, ebben I nawt dat far obber da edge, shii haz 11 kittehs, an single of course.
yu iz bein rare an unique an bery smrt beast yes aifinkso
ai lieked teh lurninz but nawt so much the peoplz wens ai wuz in skool.. college wuz much bedder butt(!) ai awlwayz luv tu lernz tings (cept maths, nawt gud wif teh ebil numberz)
ai donut mind maths, ai donut partikulerly lyke geographees, adn aim naturally gud at speeling adn aim constanly korrektin mai mommi awn hur speelin *snicker* my favryt subjekt iz dwaftin adn sign laguwge, mai tu electives
me to me to!!
Ai iz sure most ub yu has seen dis butt(!) wuz nawt sekond tyme fur meh so ai tinks iz bein guds pace tu beh puttins it… since ai solded mai soul tu hims to be nawt sekund tonitez…
h tt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSMCRD35ch4
hoppi kat
wutz owt dere???
Oar teh stepstule!
*Tries to climb up with kitteh* Ehh! ehhh! My Stubby little paws cant reach……
funneh ting bout taht iz owr kittehs uzed to jump into teh window ledgez at owr cottage an teh skratched teh walls unerneef awl up wif tier bak pointy endz tu gets dere obersized dererer up dere.
Cats can be pretty smart sometimes…
Gud ting was cottage an nawt hous oar teh kittehz wud habs bery sore derererz
Bai teh endz uv teh sumr dere was driwal duzt eberywerz
Nuffin much owt dere, kitteh. Donut hurt urself!
How u noez dat??
Dere kud b …
Anakondaz
Beeeg meesez
Cavorterin pinny-gigz
D….
Durty dawgs
elepantz
furreh furretz
G…
Daffloldils
Egstry-big cheezburgers
Fuds of teh gushie stiel
Graet big normis shinee tihngs
H…
Dansing deer
Elating Elolphants
Friskee Fockes
G…
Gallons uv gushifuds
Happy Kats nomin cheezburgers
Iskreeam!
J…
June bugz
Kool ade (tuna flaverd)
Lotsa bugz in men e flavers
Melted amphibians…eazy to chew!
Nawty nymphs
outsized Awstretches
Plethoras of Ponderous pachyderms possessing a propensity for procrastination.
Q…
Queezy cheesies
Riggly Wigglies
Sweaty Sqirrls
T…
twittering turtlols
umbraj unikorms
vurtu-oh-soh violists
wavey waddermelolins
xzawsted xylofones
Y…
Y?..becauze I sed so.
Z..zillions ob intrestin peepls, places an fingies to see!
Qwyte a lot ov rukkus
Regyularly skedjuled programz
Sumbuddy wokkin a goggie
T…
Twittering Tweeters
Umbrage Unicorns
Virtuoso violists
Wavee waddermellons
X…
Twittering turlols
Umbraj unicorns
Vurtuosoh violinists
Wavey waddermelolins
Xzastid xylofones
Y…
twittering turtlols
umbragj unicorms
vurtuohsoh violinistses
wavey waddermelolins
xzawsted xylofones
Y…
Jeremy’s new kitteh
K
..Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
…Hot cheezburgrs
….Idyutt hoomins
ai ken sea sumfin bloo! izzit ah bukkit!!1/? afinkso
kitteh foun da lolruses bukkit!
Wel, sillee kitteh , getz yu up awn teh softee pilo nd yu can se berry kumpurblee.
congarats awn braid {{{{{mj, willyboy,Kerri}}}}} Sun iz obur yardarm heer. wut’ll yu haz?
Fankeez, Mai Lady Shod wif Greenz!!
I finso I will habbing deh chokklit martoonee, plz.
mmm taht sowns gud ai can has wun to?
iz honur tu beh tiedz wif teh Cween an WB an KK
sumfin lite n reifweshin fur meh – a Steaz blooberri n pommygranite sparklin iis tee preharps?
*williboi nawt lyk alkyhall – maiks hur feal berri, berri blech*
congo ratz tu kerri fur leedin da parayde agin!
wear dyd ju goe onna many baycaychun cweenmj?
oopsie
ai dyd nawt sea kay kitteh dere atawl – sawry KK
Teh tee saonds yummi, williboi! Ai wud liek sum tu!
Oh Hai willy boy!!!
I b in Astoria, OryGone. Seeing deh Oshun!!! it b berry noisie… deh Oshun, dat iz, not Astoria.
Ur Cweenlyness I libz in Beaberton Oregon Bout tew hours frum Aztoria!
dat iz luberly Aowld town. I like it dare! If ewe can ewe haz tew climb the Columb. Teh view iz wurf it!
just don’t come downteh stairs tew fast oar U will getz teh dizzies like I did
tribya : dey flimed teh movies Teh Goonies and Kindergarten Kop in Aztoria!
nawt dat impurtint.
hoomanz jus fawl ento pewl agen. nu wureez.
Dere’s birdees awt dere! N bunneez! I kno it!
Kureous kitteh is kureous!
Nosey kitteh is nosey!!
bounceh kitteh is bounceh?
Da splort alert haz bin lifted.
dats grate PJ. fankees fur yer braivurry onnat laist lol. yew pervinted mini cheezpeeps frum splortin
kthxbai
godda goe hoam en due da choars:
1. git da wurk strey incide der haus & feed dems
2. let da williboi & suzyq owtcide
3. feed da williboi en suzyq
4. pet da williboi fur awhyul
5. startz cukin mai dinnur
6. goe owt tu sea whi williboi iz yowlin
7. pet da williboi fu awhyul
8. scraip da burneyd stuf offa mai dinnur
9. repete uv 6 & 7
10. noms mai cawld en burnt dinnur
11. repete uv 6 & 7 untill 8:30 pee em
11+1. brings da williboi n suzyq incide fur da nite
11+2. restz …. whyle petten da williboi uv corz
bai awl sea yu tewmoroe
By, wb, plz gibs williboi a smoozz frum me too!
That’s a good assynemint to have
Suzyq nawt getz no pets???
Im sure Suzyq gets som loves butt(!) Willi seems to b a liddol bit “needee”. I hav one lyke dat. It’s nebber enouf loves.
aifinkso willi iz bein Bengal kitteh an dems needinz/demandinz lawts uv tyme an affekshions
Ohai, ebberywun!! Ai haz great noos…..Ai get to see teh new kitteh on Sunday!!
*dans dans dans dans dans dans dans*
I hassa beeg happy!!!
conga-ratz Jeremy!… cans yu taek pikturs uv teh *hopefully* impenden kitteh?
Yea, Jeremy, I wanna see!
I hassa cam…camer….piktur thingie on mai cell phone….soon as ai ‘figger out hao tu put dem onna heer, ai weel do dat when ai taeks dem!
does piktur taker phuon habs cord wif usb awn wun end?
ooh, noo kitteh!! taht iz egg siting!! tell us all abowt it, an hope yoo kan show us some pikshurs!
lol, tahts funny, makes me fink ob gimli in teh lord ob teh ringz moovie trying to see ober teh wall.
i iz bakk frum teh big fambly reyoonyun. wuz fun but tiring – my momma an daddeh are turning 72 dis yeer an tehy haz more enurjeez tahn teh rest ob us!! wuz fun to seeing all my siblings an tehms famblies. we don’t all get togevver very offen. my sister an yungest bruvver haz many yung childrens wich makes it hard to travel teh long distance, an my ovver brovver’s son’s movver, She Who Must Not Be Named, wuld never letting him come. dis time tehr wuz a court order taht her had to let him come to dis
i iz lukky taht we all likes eech ovver an gets along well wif all teh siblings an all teh spooses. an i haz teh most adorablest neeses an neffyooz in teh wurld. i had neber met my baby bruvver’s two yungest sons (him haz 4 boiz), tehy iz 3 an 1. teh 3-yeer-old haz down syndrome, but him iz sploding wif curiosity abowt evreefing arownd him!! him iz most preshus liddle guy, him luvs evreebody an evreebody luvs him. himz my liddle sweetie now
oh, also, teh big payn-in-teh-%&#@& annibersary party went absolootly perfekt, wuz a wunderful party an my parints were so happy. so wuz all gud. eksept i haz a hyooj tired an finkso i wuld liek to stay in bed for a week or so.
I have to go have a nap after reading all that.
Glad u had teh funs!
*cownts on fingers* lessee, 10, 8, an 4; 9, 6, 3, an 1 – taht makes 7 neeses an neffyoos age 10 an under. an tehn 12, 13, 13, 15, 17, 20 – 6 teenaje (gib or take a yeer) boiz.
makes me tired just finking abowt it.
HAz ewe got Nuf fingers and toes tew count dem awl LM?
not wen yoo cownts teh growdups too. wuz 13 kids + 4 growdup kids + 4 growdup kidses spooses + 2 granparents = 23 offishul gests plus my older son’s gurlfrend wuz hanging arownd helping wif babysitting an food an stuffs (we letted her stay in owr room – wuz a bedroom plus living room wif fold-owt sofa) so no, i duznt haz fingers an toez to cownt evreewun hoo wuz tehr. oh, plus 2 unklols (my dad’s bruvvers) an 2 awnties (tehms wifes) hoo i haznt seed in 23 yrz, srsly. so 27 offishul gestses plus one gurlfrend/babysitter.
oh – teh gurlfrend wuz in owr room, all teh teenayj (gib or tayk a yeer) boiz wuz in tehr own 2-bedroom room wif many video games an soda pop an sugary cereal an chips an pizza. so we not had owr boiz wif us, just teh gurlfrend. iz ok, herz very nise.
eye didunt get 2 far – eye tink eyull weight 4 teh paypur bak bershun!
wuz just liek how i writed it – all kind ob sploding all ober teh playse at wunse. wen we gotted tehr friday nite we walked in on teh burfday party for teh two hoo wuz turning 9 an 4 taht weekend. wuz like “kaboom!!!” instint sensory overlode.
:snerk: mebbee wii shud weighting fur deh moobee?
tehr will being wun, i’z shur
wuz many vidyo camras in yoose
Ohai, cweenmj! How wuz ur burfday?
i b sillybrating now!!
wii tookinged a liddlol trip tu Astoria tu lukking at deh Oshun!! It b berry berry foggy rite now, so wii is resting in deh motel. will going bak tu Prineville tumorrow.
Oooh, welkom bakk, lunarmommy, so glad to here all went well, teh annibersary partay wuz gud, and evveryboddy happy. Schmoo!
Oh LM, yu must bii xahausted!! Really, just readin it maded mii tyred. I sooo happi yu hadded da funz, I lub, lub, lub spendin tyne wif myne neice an nephew, just nawt so much wif da bossy flossy momma.
teh fing iz – its still going on!! we had to leeve erly cawz yunger boi’z skool started on mundane. yesterday afternoon, after we lefted, wuz supposed to be trip to teh sigh ents myooseum (dis wuz after partypartyparty late teh night before an tehn private devoshunals for teh growdups at 9 in teh morning), tehn today wuz botanikal gardens wher my momma helps owt an tehn to teh dinosawr myoozeum, tomorrow iz golf an tehn shopping for teh ladeez an moovies for teh menz an kids… phew.
sowns liek yu kud uz a bacation neao
yup, needs a bakayshun to recober frum bakayshun.
Lays my head down in xhaustion just finkin bout it.
*Hands LM a chokolite martoonie an a pillow*
mmm, fankies 3km. ahh…
AI tolded ewe ewe wood enjoi it !
{{{{ Lunarmommy }}}}
yah, it wuz fun, wunse we gotted owrselfs ther. wuz too bizzy an enjoying viziting wif evreewun too much to be wishing (very much) taht i wuz home.
**Red comez in, shakin an haz crazed luuk in hur eies**
No innernets foar ovur tew howers….nawt cud has cheezburger fix…..
ooh, hate it wen taht happens, wen teh internets iz borked.
I iz happi tu sii that yu finally gitted connected. Which spell worked, da praying, da lavender, or did yu just use brute force?
I dropped my buuks, tuuk 2 steps towerd it an sed, “U RELEE wanna connekt, don’t u?”
Aftur teh shakin stopped, it werked!
U shud haz diddit two howrs earlier!
Yah, freatenin co-werkers mite be nexst.
Dey tryed to imbarriss me 2day! My anser? “Shaddup, Shaddup, SHADDUP!”
Wat bii yur co-wurkers doin tu yu? Shuld I come up dere an “drop my books” an ask dem wat problem dey bii havin?
I wuz comin bak frum lunsch an wuz awn teh fone wif a fren.
Dey wuz hollerin stuff inna bakgrown, an apparentlee I ended up luukin lyk dis:
Well, I wulda gibbed dem da wun finger wave, wyle chanting “Yur number wun!”
Dey iz used ta me doin dat.
I freatened purrformin “purcussib maintenins” awn dem.
Nexst tiem wii get togevver, I will show u how to do teh “finner danse”.
Oh red! Yu must put da channel awn TLC rite now, is burdai party fur da kitteh, ebben I nawt dat far obber da edge, shii haz 11 kittehs, an single of course.
Nebber mynd iz over now.
*Runs in an gibs Red da bloo cup.*
Fanks, pj!
Iz been a bloo cup kinda day.
no internets???
*whisspurrz: sumtiymez i go fur minnitz at a time wifowt deh innernetz.
Poor cween….
Iz bad enuf dat I nawt can has cheezburger at werk, butt at hoam? Oh my dog…
oh don piano…
Kafleen!
*runs to giv teh donkee a big hug*
*trips ober a raggedy bit of carpet*
*looks around az she dusts hurself off*
Ai meened to do dat.
*carefully walks ober to Kafleen & gibs hur a grayte big hug*
*runs in tu halp NS*
iz yu ok??
Ai iz fien – fankies.
Ai jus hazzint seed Kafleen in a lot uv whiles.
Hi cheezfrens, meh haz beeg eggcited!! Skool startz mundai, ai cant wayt tu get bak!!
Oh hai sophie!!
Wut grade will u b in??
tenf
watts dis? a teenager dat likes the skule?
Iz a berruy strage beaste indeed! I finkso …:)
Congaratz Sophie
yesh ai knows ai iz strage teen, ai lubs skool
U izzint dat strange, Sophie. Ai lieked teh skool bak wen ai wuz a teenager — an ai lieked college eben moar.
Uv corse, dat wuz menny whiles ago.
Fankies NS, ai waz jus luukin at collegey stufs, there bii so mush stuf tu luuk at, maeks mai head hurt
yu iz bein rare an unique an bery smrt beast yes aifinkso
ai lieked teh lurninz but nawt so much the peoplz wens ai wuz in skool.. college wuz much bedder
butt(!) ai awlwayz luv tu lernz tings (cept maths, nawt gud wif teh ebil numberz)
I didn’t lyke da geographees. Now today I stille don’t no wear anyfing is; butt(!) I find maps an googlie sites fascinating!
yesh yeah iz tu kool tu see teh sad ill lites butt(!) ai does feel bads fur teh lites bein teh sad an ills can nawt be fun
ai donut mind maths, ai donut partikulerly lyke geographees, adn aim naturally gud at speeling adn aim constanly korrektin mai mommi awn hur speelin *snicker* my favryt subjekt iz dwaftin adn sign laguwge, mai tu electives
I wish myne boi lubbed skool.
Wuld mayke it much easier awn mii! Yu go Sophie94, I finkso I way cool that yu lyke school!
I lubs da grammer an siences; believe it or nawt, IRL I’m one of dos peeples who goes aroun corecttin ober peepol’s grammer.
Mii too.
Ai dos saym fing, mai frens awl rowl ther ii’s wen ai do adn ai jus smyle adn laugh at tehm(butt(!) not in a meanie wai!!)
tahts wai ai hidz heer… am neao gud at teh spellinz an grammer
*giglolz* iz ok kerri, wii will hidez yuu
*gigloz tu* Ai can has lolcat wurld?
Iz fyne bai mii
Fankies 3km, wut grayd yur boi bii in?
Wat yu lukkin at? Huh, what iz it?
Oooh, I foargottid to tell y’all!
I fownded a bunch of my fabrit bubblol gum!
I lubs “Super Bubble” an iz hard to find. I finded a bag of 90 peeces at Big Lots.
**duz happitayle danse**
yay for red finding herz gubblebum!!
An da tekeillla is werking.
Jes don geet it stuck inna yur claws an fur and maek a big mess!
Stewpy WP must beh drinkin tee kee la tew, sins iz nawt lettin meh post!
*gibs wurdpress a swift kikk in teh yoo-know-wher*
Fangs, LM. Weklum bax, and glad yew had the funs.
*snerk* sounds funy.
LM, ai am wiping mai puter uf all teh pepsi ai wuz drinkin when ai seed whut ewe wroted! *snicker*
oopsie!! *hands jeremy teh shamwow*
Well cheezfrens, ai hayt tu leev butt(!) iz gettin layt heer in florydah
niyt, mernin, afrnoon, wicheber
nitey-nite!
*bownsy*
*bownsy*
I…
*bownsy*
wanna…
*bownsy*
see…
*bownsy*
*bownsy*
I…
*bownsy*
wanna…
*bownsy*
see…
*bownsy*
*bownsy*
I…
*bownsy*
WANNA…
*bownsy*
SEE…
*bownsy*
*bownsy*
!!!…
*bownsy*
*bownsy*
…
Iz beli tyring wurk. It bettur b worf awl diz trubblol, els teh pointy endz r cumin awt!
Boing boing boing splat! umph, yea I ment to do dat!
*head up*
– dizzie nao!
*head down*
why
*head up*
*head down*
dont
*head up*
*head down*
yu
*head up*
*head down*
just
*head up*
*head down*
use
*head up*
*head down*
the
*head up*
*head down*
chayr
*head up*
*head down*
!!!!!
*flops bakwerds – lukking at the spinning sky*
Y don’t u use da chayr wiffa da fluffy pillow on it an u can sleeep!
Wut chayr?
*looks arownd adn spawts chayr*
Oh, dat chayr! No, ai doan laik dat chayr, adn u noes kittehs wen dey doan laik sumfing!
LOOOOL
that really made me snort coffee, hahaha
thank you!
Hyper kitten
What can I do with Twitter?