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I beez a good kitteh
Congrats 2k!
fanks Anni!
U can liv wif meh, kitteh!
U will fit rite in, bein wite & hazzin no eerz!
how meeny wite fings wif no eerz libs wif you? You haz eers — rite??? *haz a worried abott NS eerz …*
Ai haz meeted howziz ware no eerz wud be an adbantij!
iz u sayin itz LOUD atz NS’s haus????? hmmmmmm?
We tries to keep it nawt lowd. Ai getz migraines & duz nawt liek fings too lowd.
Oh, no nawt NS’s howse. Mai nekst dore nayburrs, howebber…..
We haz two wite kittehs wif no eerz alreddy. Clickee mah bloo naem to see pikshurs. Teh short-hared wite wun wif no eerz iz Timmy. Teh floofee wite wun wif no eerz iz Tyler. Dey beez bery sweet kittehs (an yesh – dey kin heer).
Y dey habz no eers????
dey iz nawt folded butt iz jest goned …
Itz sad storee wif happitayl ending.
Dey wuz abandoned wen dey wuz bebbehs — dey had eer mite infestayshuns so badlee dat dey skratched their own eerz off.
Mah huzbin had a frend hoo did kitteh reskyews & she finded dem. She gotted dem awl helfee & bringed dem to us cuz we wuz able to giv dem a furever hoam.
We haz had dem fur 8 yeerz nao! We noez dey kin heer ‘cuz dey turns their littlol eer stumps wen dere iz noises (an dey offen come wen called).
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Yew and hubcat and reskyew lady awr gud peeps!
{{{NS et al}}}
But, dis zounds like uh tawl tayle aifinkso.
My kittehs awl hab full size eerz,
and dey NEBER com wen dey iz cawled.
Ai fink itz aginst cat relijun oar sumfin’.
**pawnders hao attached my kittehs awr tew their ears**
**sneaks up behind GéMeaux wif weed wacker**
**suddenly gits slapped in the back of the hed by GF**
You cut that out!!!
Wut! Ai wuzzn gunna do it fur reel.
Yeah right. Bear’s whiskers still don’t look right.
Den let meh hab teh fold ai asked foar.
I’ll give you a fold…
right in the middle of your forehead if you don’t quit it!
**sheepishly puts wacker away back in teh garahj**
It kud be coincidence, aifinkso.
Ai bet teh kitteh heerz teh can opner at kwite a distunse!
I tried makeeng uh sownd liek uh tin ob toona being opind wunce to git kittehs’ attenshunz, but it ended up sounding like uh can uh beer and awl my frendz showed up.
U can’t fule kittehs wiv immytayshun sowndz!
Ohai, nc66, old buddy, old pal!
Ohai PJP.
Dat wuz uh berry enthuziatic greeting.
Yew must liek meh uh lot.
…
…
…
Oh
**hands PJP uh beer**
Ware’z mai beer den?
**wheels handcart full ob beers in frum garahj**
Looks liek ai is gunna needs deez.
Coz ai gawt sew menee fwendz
**starts passing out beers**
Sawry anni, my manners, let me show dem tew yew, oh wait.
**hands anni uh Hefeweizen**
Sip sip sip chug! Ofanx, nc66, long time no c…
Thx nativeca66 u aer a gennulman!
*eers perk up frum VLC*
Beer?!?!?
*Pops head in*
Um, did sumwun say beer?
Boy, it shure iz hawt heer, an I iz awlful thirsty.
*Gives sad thirsty luk*
*crikkets*
Ai guess no beer for us, 3KM.
*Hands 4p5k an ice cowld beer frum fridge*
Heer ya go, enjoi! I just opened wun fur myneself.
Yay, fanks!
*sip sip sluuuuurrrrpppp* Aaaah!
Tut tut DK and 3KM.
Ai may bii slow, butt yew awr bof definitelee my fwendz.
**hands DK and 3KM uh cuppla Hefs**
cheez *clink clink*
*clink, clink* Cheez tu yu!
Cheez, mai frend!
Iz nawt tuu layt tuu joyn partee? *wheelz in a HYOOOOOJ ice-coolur full uv home-broowded ales* Dig in, cheezfrenz!
=^..^=
Poor eerless kittehs, I is gonna go give snorgley hugz to teh gorgemous bebbeh kitten I just finded in teh piggly wiggly parking lot nao. Aifinkso dat this one has a helthy.
Your cats come when called? Wow, you’re doing better than I am
Ai aer reddi 2 go
Shipping included
Butt! pleeze two addz sum floofy stuffs and gushifud furr da ride??? No wanna getz broozed oar hongry!!
Wat happen ed 2 yer eers?
dey iz der silleh — dey iz jest folded ober!! I folded eered kitteh!!
owner couldn’t pay for all of the kitteh. Just 97%
*sigh* Stoopy ekonomee.
ai finkso kitteh’z ears b awn bakordur
ohai moe, I has not seed you in a lotta whiles!
how u is?
o hai skwirrlgrrl! aiz okai. jus berry bizzy. Ai lurks heer deze daze, ai donut kommint mush
An hao u is?
ohai moe! *waves*
o hai, princessmu!! hao u b deze daze? Sry ai nawt folloein kommints berry mush sew ai nawt knoe whut iz goin awn in Cheezland. ai hoeps u is well!
Teh eers is folded up for eezy storij
Dangur!!! Dangur!!!! Splort level elebenty!!! Where yr CHRG!!!
*runs awy to hide head under pillow*
*pulls out emergency CHRGs w/ doi and protectib goggles fur ebrybudy*
*Fills up the ccc wif sordid minrull waters, eggstra ducky taep, elebenty boksis of chocklit possums an staks of noolie cleen cheezemap blankies*
There – between the tu of us, cheeseland shud be ready!!
thx! Butt (snerk) it cud be close! Dat is one danjurmous kitteh!
I nose… Duffy was the naught-sekkund wun down…
*sigh*
*calls the splortvan wif the YNG’s an get them reddi for major triage and splortrekkubery work*
I needs protectib goggles.
Want, want, want.
Hims so floofy an kyoot.
I cood snorgle hims fer days.
Ooh, teh Skottish Fold bebbeh!! The snoflaek whiteness!! Pinky nose! Bloo eies! Wistful eckspresshun!! Yu can com hoam wif me an I gibs yu much bettur plase to liv than ole brown bocks!! (Also I gets yr heering chekd just in case of being bloo-eies + whiet floof.)
But first, I splorts!
*splort*
oh noes! Duffy is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Duffy in a floofeh cheezemap blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som chocklit possums an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Fankee espeshully for teh HelloKitteh dukky taep!! I has a longtiem pashun for HelloKitteh, once sekret but then leeked to my sister who LOLd and now sends me HelloKitteh stikkers an fings.
*resembulz dat remark*
yoo? liking hellu kitteh?
hoo noo…
donut foarget Chococat!!
Aifinks uv u ebbree tiem ai seez Chococat, Tess!
ooo, Hello Kitteh stickers n fings! Do want!!!
Dun worry, Duffy, I halp
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC wif a expertize bezzer than doublol o’ elebenty James Bond
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra low carb lemonlime sumpin’ wet*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk bakk bakk to wharehouse ones belong) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnaps awn fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kitteh for two whole minutes. Ok?
Fank youu! I lieks teh choklit rakitycoone becauz of its having 2 flavurs of choklit!! I will do sum *pleh* wurk now an not look at teh white sof bebbeh — aargh!! mus not think of bebbeh –graphschartslistsreportscodingaccountsreceivablenotfinalbilledprintermalfunctionfaxmasheen.
*whew*
Dat wuz close.
fur yore extra enjoymints I play
some Year of Teh Cat by Al Stewedrat.
ezzrybutter lubs tat one aifinkso!
“But first, I splorts” — I superdeduper LOL’ed at dat — iz so berry funneh ifinksoyesido
I did too! It wuz so . . . orderly.
I LOL’ed!
Kitteh thinks no plase bettur to liv than ole brown bocks.
ifnkso dat dis kitteh duz da touchy-feeley fing …
Oh nose — too kyoot — y oh y didid I luks agin —- I hab lo lebel ub tollerpance doo ta noo babbehz at homez ….
SPLORT!!! ooooo
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up E_M’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Do Scottish Fold kittehs have bigger eyes than other kittehs, or is it optical illusion? Who could look more plaintive? Definitely dangerously AWWWWWW!
ohai, KM755
Skowtish Fowlds eyz am indeed rownder and seem larger den “narmal” kitteh eyz….awlso, tehy neks am shart and hed am rownder, dem luk owl-lyke. Or teddeh bare-lyke. Mai Skowtish Fowld, Miss Bonny, has dat luk….
Ai did nawt noe hur as a kitten, otterwise Ai wood has been ded lawng ago frum splort….ai reskyood hur as a growd up kitteh.
dis kitteh am TU KYOOTE!!! EEEEK! *** splort***aggh, and Ai wuz ebben warned…tu layt…..
and it am lyke teh lol frum teh otter day…teh cat twaps am werking! Cawt dis wun!
whooo cud resist dis kyoot kitteh. me wants. beeg eyes, floofy white, oh noes. *pulls on CHRG tighter anna wraps sum extry ducky (wif pictures of owls on it?) and puts on protekifying goggles
*Tightens CHRG* Im gonna need some help on this one! D:
gwabz onta Grantski CHRB and halps heem hold it on … klosez ayes tite sew i doughnut splort agin …
Starts singin dat gross song aboot ewwee gooie gopher guts berry LOUD inna Grantski eer …
sing tu him bout takses!!! dat always does the trikk…
awwwhhhhh! sew cute!!!!!!
MEGA-SPLORTAGE!!!
*swoonz frum teh kyoot*
teh liddel kitteh packz hisself!1!
eben haz teh blu banditana!1!
ai taek u home nao, iffen ai kan…standz…up…
*triez 2 sit up. no gud*
teh splortage haz mai braynez ebrywher.
no, no, savez ursefs! sumwun wil taek u home, liddel wun!
*fallz bak 2 teh grownd*
oh noes! Braifire is down nao!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Brayifire in a floofeh cheesemapblankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts and chocklit possums an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – think of you takses or printerbrokedown or sumfing…
“There – think of you takses or printerbrokedown or sumfing…”
Conratz nennepus….dat make’d me LOL and shootz de H2O from mai noze! Iz berri berri funnyz!
Iz a berri gud way to stop de splortz though….
whew, dat wuz klose. u savded meh, nennepus.
*sipz teh choklit n rests braynebox in de comfy chair*
ai way mo betteh nao!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up brainfire’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ur rite, annipuss. doan’t luk at teh kyootness! itz bery powerful mojo. fank u 4 teh hawt choklit n teh choklit possum. ai fink ai kan holed mai braynez n teh braynebox nao n teh splort recubbery lownj.
*sipz teh choklit n tugz on teh nyoo CHRG*
Ai wuld tayk yu sweeet litlol kitteh butt(!) mai goggie no lyks sharin meh
test!!
U gets an A
Mt McKinley!
42!!!
yu hitchen aroun teh galaksee?
Elebenty millyon!!
SPLORT!!!!
oh noes! Jackie is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Jackie in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Jackie is down!!!
*Neenoooneeenoooneeenooo*Hurredly an carefuly drives the CCC abmyolance, parallol parking wif EEEE.*
*Skoops up braynes, rinsing with fresch mowntin spring water*
*packs braynes into brayne-shape jello mold*
*carefullee turns jello mold into cabity*
*matches head-bones togither wif care and tapes tapes tapes tapes wif dukky taep in attraktif rainbow culurs*
*fits on new CHRG, with drawings of smiling spotty animals on it and adds more dukky taep*
*jintly leeds jackie into recubbery room and seets on large beenbag chair, with choklit possum and cool drink of pinappul-banama joose*
Now dont look at sweety bebbeh for at least 97 sekkunds, and think about helth insuranse plans.
Do yuse need a blankee? I fink its a littul warm in here, mahself.
tanks for teh help yu tu
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Crazeesheeplaydee an Evaine25 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lite ‘n’ fluffy anjul fud cakes wif fresh froot adn wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif trol dollz (teh nise kind, not teh trolly kind) wif brite-colurd hair taht says funny fings wen yoo pushes tehms bellibuttins, liddle racingkars wif pull-bakk motor akshun, kandee, an fuzzy stikkers ob wite kittehs wif foldy eers an big eyes… uh-oh *splort warning for teh stikkers) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oh, an i just seed dis on teh ovver LOL, happee ovver burfday to PB2K on teh annibersry ob herz bone marrow transplant! a big swish ob teh burfday wand for many more annibersarys, an for a time wen no wun else will haz to be sik frum teh pleh can sir!
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Anom to dat, BF!
Happitayl Burfday to all thoz to hoom it applies — an a Bery Merry Unburfday to ebbreewun else!
{{{{{Burfday Fairy}}}}} Fankies to u, BF, for doin such a lubberly job!
Dis CC kitteh shuld git tew gno teh BC kitteh in teh last lol sew hurz can hab air holez in dat bawks.
Now dats anecksellint idee – teh kitteh reskew places can keep teh pointy-enz kittehs around to maek airholes when needed.
hi hyperstorm
oh look a kitten
Ooooh so cute
AAAARGH!!! *Splort* Halp! Ai needs Dr. Tinycat and teh cure fur kyootitis!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up CATholic’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fank u, fank u! Can I has cheezburger wif mai choklit?
**wonders if dis wurks awnICHC**
Dis wuld be gud way tew enjoy break room aifinkso
is this any different?
O.o – how phunnee!
please share teh tag!!!
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Nao to see if it werx.
NC is my heeroh!!!
Ai can bearly wait foar uh tee awr oh el el tew show up nao.
Cheezpeepz rule!!
Cheezpeepz rule!
Third timez a charm??
Cheezpeepz rule!
How nais, Nennepus!
Fail!
sekkund trii
How nais, neenpus!
well, carp.
how nais, nenne!
wot ai bii duin wrong? ai awnlee getz mai nawt sekkund wurd wedder ai uze kwotez awr nawt!
maybe it’s firefox
wuds yew du tu maik et wurk? awl butt last werd was nommed
Ohel
enigma game
missen awl teh fun
dis wurk?
soree fur bein sumwot trollish
ai triis nauw?
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muurph …buurff
thurd tiems da charmin.
naw williboi ken purr
MUURPH … BURFF ..
Catena, if u did deh copy/paste uv NC66z struckshunz, deh problem b dat deh furst kwote mark uv himz iz an “end kwote”. If u uzing ur own keeboardz kwote markz it will wurking fine!!
Trying a sumwut different method. I want tew see iffn I kin get eet tew wrap down thru multiplol lines.
Ah ha. The cween iz a smart wun.
**Tries to fix it**
<abbr title="What you really wanna say">>What appears in the cawmint</abbr>
**Wunce moar**
<abbr title="What you really wanna say">What appears in the cawmint</abbr>
Nao tew resume my test
This iz wut ai want tew say dat must bii lawng enuff tew wrap on multiplol lines
tanks cween!
*triis*
cweenmj iz mai heroine
won las trii
What appears in the cawmint
Ai finallee get et tu wurk
Ai’m sawry ai cawzed yew such grief catena. I fixed it here. If you copy and paste dat wun, yew shuld bii OK. It luks liek you gawt eet tho, jes nawt cawnsistentlee.
Ooooh – gud werk, NC66!
test
Pass!
Oooh, fank u! Ai can has dee plow ma?
Littul kitteh akx:
Ai kan has furevah hoym?
Dont tayk awp much ruem.
Goood moorninn my littl haart♪surpriz?
Noe needz to pakk self in bawks – sitz yerseff awn teh velvutt kooshiun awn passunjur seet insyde plush karriyur, haz sum toona treetz, and reee-lax! I’z guud dryvur…
=^..^=
Awww, ov course u can has forever home wit me, kitteh
I gots plenty of room for ur bocks
*comz in reel quick b4 dinnerz, taeks wun look at teh kitteh*
KASPLORT AWL OBER EBERYFING!!11!!1!elebentybillion!!!
…great…naow how ams ai sposed tu eatz mai lazania wif mai braynez eberywar butt(!) in mah head?
*turnz intu zombeh fur tu eatz dinnerz an will comez bak fur reskue lader*
DingdingdingAOOOgah! Here comes secondstring substituut CCC!
*Scoops up Kerri’s splorted brain bits*
*Carefully rinses wif cool sterile saline solushum*
*Pats back into brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts top back on cranium adn secures wif rainbow duckytaip*
*Coverz with new CHRG(wdoi)*
Now, herez a nice chonklit opossum to munch after you are done with teh lazanias; you sit here at teh dinner table close to teh nice warm ovenz so you don’t get a chill, adn here’z some toasty warm garlic-breadz to go with the lazanias, nom nom nom. You’ll be all better now, aifinkso.
Othx lungdoc, iz bein gud desert afder mai lazaniea
*noms conklit opossum*
there isn’t any bedding though. cute little kitty!
SCOTTISH FOLDS!!!! DO WANT!!!
Wants!!!!!
The kitty must be like the person soooo much
kitty says: an i will luv u 4 eber an eber, if u has toona! i liks toona.
kitty says: i loks lik stuffy animal. i no stuffy animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i iz not.
awww, look at that face