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I don’t do Touchy-Feely



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I don’t do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy

y else do i gotz dese fings?

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  1. judson says:

    gimme gimmee gimmee, mine mine mine!

  2. OKAAAAY
    .
    bakking awai slowlee nao

  3. mary0spockn says:

    so look ouch!

  4. princessmu says:

    *Sits awn front sets tew nom waiting fur the limo carrying PB2K an HCRabbit*

  5. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    *almost can’t type loling so hard*

    Btw, dis b teh kitteh version of my rabbit!

  6. nativeca66 says:

    Awwww.
    Aren’t yew uh cyoot kitteh.
    Hooz uh cyoot kitteh?
    Yesh, dats rite, yew awr.
    **ticklol ticklol ticklol**
    *RRRRRRRRRIP*
    Ai fink ai’ll cawl yew Slash. :roll:

  7. annipuss says:

    Wishin PB2K a berry happi nawt sekund anniberseree uf her sekund birfdai. An congrats to hcr awn her upkummin marrij!

  8. My pointee endz: let me show yoo dem!

  9. Webhamster says:

    I am seriously considering printing this one out and taping it outside the entrance to my office…

  10. judson says:

    Kitteh tell the captive Jack Bauer: ‘yew myte as well tell me now whare the nip is hid, udderwyze I’ll start by softenin yew up wiff my pointee enz an den I gits serious wiff the red handloled pliers, yer gonna talk eventual, dey awl dew’

  11. Jenn says:

    Good grief, someone get these owners a claw clipper!

    • Janet of Gar says:

      And a straight jacket in which to hold the kitteh whilst clipping the claws.

      • Kandy_Girl says:

        aint dat da truff! my kitteh Pillage be lukkin like dis and i hasta hold on for dear life while vet friend trim talons of doom. Sounds like mi killing kitteh da way he snarls and yowls, den when its all ober hims doesnt eben run awai. Just sits back down on mai lap like it neber happend. Silly crazy kitteh.

      • skwirrlgrrl says:

        um…. strait jakkit is for anyone hoo tried to clip this kitteh’s pointy ends, ifinkso!

        • Cassidy says:

          Ah… ai has a kittek liek dat. It takings teh V-E-T, teh Vet tech, an me to get dis kitteh’s pointy ends clipped. He be 12 pownds uv solid barnkitteh, an strong tu boot.
          .
          12 pownds uv solid luvkitteh, too…

  12. FluffyB says:

    Short, simple & no-nonsense… ai laik dis wun! ;-)

  13. two_kittehs says:

    Hey does U lyke mah manicure?

  14. MicklPickl says:

    mah poyntee enz
    let meh sho U dem

  15. Jeditigger says:

    Ai fink dis iz a blak vershun uf mai kitteh Moody. He lieks mixin hiz luff wiff payne. :(

  16. Duffy says:

    Whateber tiihs kitteh wantz, GIV IT TO HIM NAOW!!!

  17. Jack Deth says:

    Midnyte Kitteh mayz
    luukz eeeeeebil, butz himz jusst a
    sawfft Snuggillz Bunneh

    Midnyte Kitteh lubz
    himz poyntee endz. Canz oapunn
    lawtza Doarz wiffz dem

    Poyntee endz awllso
    ekksellent 4 clymeengz upz
    thikk, hebbee Curtinnz :-)

    Jack.

  18. JAJEH says:

    Midnyte Kitty needs to have claws clipped, reglarlee, aifinkso!

    Den afferwurds he ken hazza treet-time. Leest dats wat ai duz wid mai boiz.

    • pj perry says:

      Wen Mr. pj took googie to v e t to get nails cllipped, he (Mr pj) got real woosie…lv e t sed, whoa big guy, you bedder sit down awhile!
      He had to breeve into a paper bag..
      Dr. Tinydog an me…crackin up!

  19. carotte says:

    moon purannce qi biand la unn juur rara ra~raran♪

  20. Duffy says:

    Wait – deres sumfing on yr nose – lemme taek care of it.

  21. ucanhascheezburger says:

    Taht iz hao mi granmuddrs kitteh thinkz.

  22. MJLove says:

    0.0 Please don’t hurt me Mr. Kitty… *runs and hides behind Michael*.

  23. PwnedBy2Kittehs? U still there? (Her been sneaking away? I hope not…)
    I hasto leave teh party all to u. I reely needs to werk on teh top part of teh dress. Can’t only wear teh skirt, right?

    Fanku, princessmu, for getting teh party started and organised!
    Fanku, gremlin, foar joining in wif princessmu!
    Fanku all foar coming and foar teh gud wishes and teh lovely prezzints. Iz keeping teh memry of this day in one of gremlin’s prezzint’s drawers. U all haz touched honeycakerabbit’s heart and made her a very happy rabbit wif a real honeycakesmilol all over her face!

    *hopsaway*

  24. Ibbits says:

    Awesome lol – and the photo is as exceptionally well timed as the crashing squirrel.

  25. you can has ackupunture…kitteh wills do it fur free.

  26. nightshayde says:

    Datz wun sharp kitteh!

  27. nightshayde says:

    Dats wun sharp kitteh!

    (rut-roh — iz mah comments bein nommed?)

  28. nightshayde says:

    Dis beez wun sharp kitteh!

    *shaeks fist at WP*

    Stoopy WP nommin mah commintz. Mebbe it just lieks mint?

  29. coyoteman says:

    This is definitely BC aifinkso.

  30. CATholic says:

    Happee burfday 2 PwnedBy2Kittehs, best wushies 2 honeycakerabbit and fanks to Her Royal Ohainess fur hoastin teh grate partee, from VLC!

  31. Jason says:

    This totally reminds me of the beginning of the thriller video…

  32. brian davis says:

    that cat doesn’t exactly look friendly, more like someone who likes war

  33. gerbilize says:

    *LOVE* this!

  34. Ashes says:

    How in the heck did you get in my house to take this picture?? I swear that could be my cat Stiletto. And those could be my beading supplies on the desk.

  35. Hannah says:

    Touch me if you dare..

  36. armond says:

    omg this is my CAT!!!! Isis even has five claws!! this is my new screen saver

  37. kadmiel says:

    This is em grt plz give it to meh

  38. Lulwit says:

    I see golden virginia and large Rizla’s with ripped packet.

    Iz tink teh kitteh be a mad pot head keelin masheen!

  39. MzJackal says:

    i lubs dis wun! XDD
    i haz a laughter…

  40. jason says:

    Please make this in to a T-shirt. Please

  41. kittenkaboodle says:

    Dis looks jus lyke mah kitteh! :D he gotz beastly claws tooo!


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