
I don’t do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Algernon33 via Our LOL Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Basement kitteh | u takes me home now? Next »

I don’t do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Algernon33 via Our LOL Builder
So luk owt!
congarats anni! come tew teh party at Nom!
Thx PM, Ai can’t wate!
gimme gimmee gimmee, mine mine mine!
hehe! come tew teh party at nom! its PB2K’s sekond burfday an HC Rabbit si getting Married!
♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥

♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♥ ♫
♫
♥
♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER PwnedBy2Kittehs ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♫
OKAAAAY
.
bakking awai slowlee nao
dis pikkie reminds mii a liddo too muches ov mai JD kitteh….I iz well-akwainted wif diz vyoo ov teh werld
so look ouch!
Ohai Mary!
ohai, princess, your Royalness! need any halp getting ready fur da partay? mebbeeee, um, i could be halping you whif da, hmm, maybe, da shwrimps?
that wood be grate! *hands sweetpea tray of shrimps* could u just put dees awna buffet? b sure tew get a plate full fur urself!
aw, you R teh bestest hostess whif da mostest!
*puts nice selction 0 shwimps on buffay, elegantly arranged*
*multiplol tendrils gracefully twine arouwnd roomwiff lovely platters laden whif shwrimps, each tendril carefully balancing varieties 0 shwimps as appetizerz*
o thats love ly!!!!!!
Wow, ther is shwimps both upthred and downthred! Kool! My kinda partay!
*Sits awn front sets tew nom waiting fur the limo carrying PB2K an HCRabbit*
* stands up, Ufurls huuge banner that reeds:
HAPPY SEKOND BURFDAY pb2k AND hAPPY MARRAGE hcrABBIT!!!!
*marches arownd playing a kazoo and wayring a partay hat*
*tosses streamers as teh limo pulls up*
Woot woot!
*whispurrs* Princess, Ifinkso they is HERE NAO!!!!!
*SEES SMALL CROWD BEGIN TO GATHER, opend double doors to NOM*
Welcome one and all! please tew be seated ware u liek, the festivities are about to begin!
*Takes PB2K an Honeycakerabbits paws tew help them out of the limo and leeds them up the stairs*
They ar walking up on a red velvet carpit!!! With streamers flying everywhar! And sparkly fings flyin froo teh ayr!
and under a trellis festuned whif lovely, multicolore’d, fragrant sweetpeas gracefully twining all over da trellis in a very well behave’d fashion.
Heh-heh – sweetpeas and well behave’d in teh saym sentence! Wow! But of korse they are LUVLEE!
An sew frey-granit tew!
*limo approaches*
*door opens*
*honeycakerabbit gracefully hops out of teh limo, wearing teh beautimus silk-tread-pearl-jacket and teh matching bag she gotted from teh lovely princessmu over her (finishud yestuday!) beautimus long white skirt (kinda like dis one)*
ohai, your royal highness!
Fanku so much foar hosting teh party!
and fankies to her majestee cweenmj foar teh help wif teh linkee.
U look lovely! Heer hassa seet in the place of honur.
Fanku, princessmu!
*sits down, waitn patiently*
oooooohhh and teh banner and teh red carpet and teh wunnermus sparkly fings and teh lovely place!!! oooooohhh!!! I haz an aaaaaawwwww!!!
fankufankufanku!!!
*blinksaway littlol tears*
ohai, I is not shure we has met, but contratulamashuns on ur upcoming niptuals!
*hands hcr a gifty box*
Heer, these are real elebenty duzzen thred count linen hankies wif yur new ‘nishuls embrodried on!
(definitely NOT teh 10p or the 10p towls)
Tehy comes in handy for teh tears of joi!
ohai skwirrlgrrl! Fanku for teh contratulamashuns!!! wow, linen hankies! *wipesawaytearsofjoy* fanku! Teh funny fing is, Iz not getting noo initials! Teh noo name starts wif te same lettur as teh old!
Butt(!) I has nebur had hankies wif initials, so dis b dubblol great!
LOL!
Why, honeycakerabbit, yoo lookings so lubley today! And teh matching bag and long whyt skirt . . . angelic!
fanku. Iz hoping my soon-to-be-hubbykat will be finking teh same!
honeycakerabbit, I givs yoo mah gift. (I feels a liddel lyke a fayree godmuther nao.) *ahem; wishes for and instantly receeves a majik wand*
My dear, I givs to yoo teh gift of being abul to fully inhabit eech momint of happiness. Teh ability to rekugnyze it, to apprechiate it, to fully injoi it, to hold it tite in yor paws and then to store it in yor hart.
And fur teh nawt-so-happeh momint, I givs yoo teh ability to reflekt on teh joy yoo stores in yor hart frum teh happeh momints yoo has had in the past and WILL hav agin in teh fyoochur.
*waves wand* So let it be ritten. So let it be dun!
*sparklies fly throo teh ayr and suddinlee teh ayr is filld with hummingburds of every kullur and size! lyke a raynbow*
*clappity clappity*
♪bippity boppity boux*
why have a boaring limo when you can has a majik punkin?
[dis giftee be from my fluufy lil ornj kitteh, pumpkin, who pwnd me fur 20 yrs]
youtube.com/watch?v=IvcTI3ctK8o
why has a boaring limo win you can has Pumpkin Carriage?
Dis be speshy’all giffty frum Pumpkin, da lil ornj floofy kitteh who pwned me fur 20 someoddyears.
ooohhh, gremlin! Dis b very very touching *blinksaway littlol tears* Fanku very very much.
*admires teh hummingbirds*
I haz such an incredible happy today!
*packs today’s bigbigbig happy in one of teh joy-storing-drawers*
There it b safe. 4ebur.
Sry ai bein layt
Ai has gifties fur yu boff on dis happi specials dai
I gibs tu yu boff beautiful sunrizes tu begins eberydai wif and beautiful sunsetz tu sharez wif those yu luv. An wens tymes ar hard ai gibs yu raynbows to gibs yu hope an peese wen eber yu be needins it.
May yu boff enjoy luv an happiness fur teh rest uv yur dais {{{HCR an PB2K}}
*hears Kerri coming in in mid-hopaway*
*turns around*
Oh, Kerri, that b a beautimus prezzint! Fanku! {Kerri}
Iz glad u cud make it befoar I finullee went back to teh sewing machine!
*puts teh picshures on speshul place in puter -always to b found when needed*
*turns around again*
*hopsaway*
oops, jus so yu kneow, raynbows is 3rd linkie there
so much foar teh linkee…
*ears down*
*pout*
tri agin: nao?
*WHACK* Purty dress
fanku
me too stoopy… Iz glad u lieks it!
Nooooo! Nawt stoopy.
Iz cawmin mistake.
Wuz eggstra dubblol quote at teh end.
Dats wut ai gawt my bloo linkee liteneeng rod whacking stick foar.
omcc, you make me LOL wif that stik!!
now how duz you do teh different text at teh end?
<pre>liddlol whispering text</pre>
Laik this?
LOL!! This cant bee rite! Pleeze dont laff!
Ai give up! Can yoo bee playner pleez?
Copy and paste this:
<pre>wut JPAK wants tew say</pre>
into a new cawmint.
Then replace wut JPAK wants tew say with whatever you want to appear liddlol.
but leave the <pre> and </pre> where they are.
Itz okay, jest gotta delete the quotation mark and you can seez the
skirt. Is berry beautimous.
*following honeycakerabbit, PB2K glides out ov the limo, up teh red karpit an into Nom, waring nuffink so beyootimus as HCR’s dress, but festooned in a lubberly birfdai hat an a lei an odder fun akkutramints*
Bof ov yu r beeeyuutimuss!
Happy brifday, PB2K!!!!!
Happy Wedding, HCR!
*offurs birfday globe wif multi-colored sparklees to PB2K*
*offurs marrij globe that allows teh in-looker to instantlee see nd unnerstand teh spoose’s viewpoint, so enny diagreements can be eezily resolved.*
grate gift!
fur PB2K i has a whole new fancy closet full of lovely clothes to ware while enjoyinging ur sekond life!
And for PB2K, I givs yoo a kloset full of beyootiful shooz to match eech and every owtfit. They is stored in a virtchual kloset on teh Internets – so yoo never has to wurry abowt storaj space!
nice touch grems!
A shoo addikshun, I has wun! *rolls eyz*
me tew!
An ai gibs U a wreaff ob flours. When U puts it onna head da flours becum fresh agin wiff tendrill lik trails ob flours hanging down da sides an bak, so U wii’ll alwaes be surounded buy the smell ob springs reburf – lik yours.
Iz agreeing on that! great gift! fanku! Dis fits purrfectly wif princessmu’s box of everlasting patience! U 2 be very considerate!
PwnedBy2Kittehs! I wish u a wunnermus nawtsekkund nawtfirst birfday!!! May it b teh first in a veryveryvery long line of nawtfirst and nawtsekkund birfdays! And may ur next year of life and all teh many following ones be full of joy and love!
My prezzint for u is a magiclol box of scents: U open it -and you smell wutever u needs most. Teh spring forest, teh autumn fields, teh ocean, teh lavender summer of southern Fronschland… Wutever will make u smile!
*hands PwndBy2Kittehs a teenytiny box made of root wood wif purrty ornaments on it*
Sorry, hcr, didnt meen tu copy U.
*runsawaywifembarrassment*
Coem bak here, Bom_Momme! Ther is no imbarrismint in cheezland. Yoo spoke with a troo hart and gud wishes. No rong wuz dun. It’s teh GMTA syndrome!
*hands Bom_Momme some noms*
Fanks Grem
nooooooo! no u runsaway!!! Iz not feline copied! Iz feline happy someone finks similarly about teh importince of fragrances that I do!!! Cum bak! pweeeaase!!!!
Ohai. Heer r tew byootifol bookays tew gib PB2K an HCRabbit for tew congradumalate tehm bof for tehir gud fortoon.
On the round table around the fountain is a huge buffet. Wiff shrmps, broild, fillet mignon bites, bacon wraped potatoe bites, choclit dipping sauce wiff a froot assortmint and a large chees and veggie tray.
the buffet is never ending so nom tew ur harts content!
*Claps wunc*
the hep cats trio starts up a lively tune
* claps twice*
a line of YnNGS begins tew dance amongst an thru teh crowd
WOW!!! Princess, yoo knoes hao to throe a partee! teh buffay luukz beyootiful…an teh YnNGs…yummy!
*PB2K goes orf to ask wun ov teh YnNGs to dansdansdans*
PB2K – I did nawt see yoo bak much sinz yoo went over to dantz with teh YnNGs. Hmm. Perhapps yoo has gon off to teh nawtee barn!
Whutever mayks yor day, PB2K! Happeh happeh happeh sekkund burthday and hooray for teh boicells!! {{PB2K}}
*feet tickloling*
grate moosic!
Tere ar teh YNGs! Wow, them is soooo… phew! *swoon*
*whispurs* Did yoo menshun teh servers mingling amung teh crowds with drinkies of every kynd? Tall fluted glasses of sham-payne. Short fat glasses of mixed drinks. Soda and water and joose and lemming-ayd for enny hoo wish it.
And servers with trays of tynee fancee snak krakkers toppd with awl kynds of noms. Dips of awl kynds. Liddlol kyookumber sammiches. Ooh, I needs wun of those! *nabs a tynee sammich*
i dont kno wut id dew wiffout u grems! u are sew helpful! u cant even tell we pulled this thing together so quickly!
*noms a craker* *slams a shamper*
And we must nawt forgit that over on teh tabuls in teh bak nao, we has servers gitting reddy for teh mayn nebbies (nebbies is whut we kawls snacks at mah haus – lyke nibbles; nebbies)
Ther is freshly grilledl steaks of all levels of done-ness. Ther is chikkin too. And awl kynds of sides, such as grilld veggies (mushrooms and onions and green peppers for teh steaks) to go with them. Ther is awlso fuds for vegematerians. Grilled noms and awl manner of fresh fuds.
On teh neggst tabul is a mayk-yor-own salad bar. With fresh summer veggies, and 15 kynds of dressing. Oh, and by teh end of that tabul is french fries and lots of cheezes to put on yor salad if yoo lykes it that way.
And sumhao I forgettinged teh seafood tabul! Yesh, we has had shwimps floating arownd on trays. But at this tabul we has teh rest of teh seafoods. We has fresh lobster, tender crab legs, tender scallops, and uther seafoods. With dips, of korse, such as tartar sauce and butter and spicier dips for dipping. Enjoi!
steaks… salad… cheeeeeeeeeeeeezee! *nomnomnomnom*
teh food is bein brought faster than even teh rabbit can nom!!!
*flaps ears around, turns head right and left in a slightly confuzzled fashion from teh lack of decidedness what to nom first*
hummmmm steak……
crackers! dips! *nomnomnomnom*
shampayne! *sipsipsip*
u peeps are teh bestest! I feel so honored to git a party, regardless of me being rather noo.
{gremlin}
{princessmu}
We’re in yor Internets . . . being your fairy godmothers.
*big big happy honeycakesmilol all over rabbit’s face*
Ai hav verree littlol taim – but ai hav a prezzie fur yoo, too!
Heer ar 2 grate big floofee fether pillows, an 2 eech whyte silk pillo cayses. They ar VERREE comforablul – an teh silk iz frum India.
Oh, bookays! fanku! *snifsnif* oh dem scenting wonnermus!
and teh huge buffai! cheeeeeeeeeze! *nomnomnomnomnom* and choclit sauce and baconwrapped potatoes –oh, princesmu, u is teh BESTEST BUFFET MAKER EBBUR!
Fur Hc Rabbit i hassa present ov everslating patence heer in dis box just open it wenevur u need sum. Chances ar u’ll need it wun day.
That b a great prezzint! Fanku!
*Carefully takes boks and places it in verysafeplace -never ever to be lost*
Pweese tu acept dis Crystl pickur frame. Eet will hold all da pikkies frum your hart so you can alwaes see the beautiful memories.
Oh yesh! Anudder great prezzint! Fanku!
*thinking of memories*
*sigh* (happy one!)
Mai gramma sed teh moast `portunt fings in a marrij wuz teh fibe bares – bare an 4bare!
Iz sorree… Iz having troublols to de-lolspeak dat one. u kin halp me plz?
*feels a littlol stoopee…*
The important things in a marriage are the five bears – bear and forbear.
Nao that’s a very good advice too! Iz sorry I so stupee… Iz non-native engrish speaker still messing around wif all teh langwitches
Fanku for sharing this! and foar teh patience…
But yoo is doing wunnerful for a non-native speeker! I just cheked yor profyle and sendinged yoo a frend rekwest. I did nawt noes yoo wuz frum Germany! Kool!
oh yesh, we can b frends! *even moar happysmilol*
Sehr kühl
Yupp, I dittos Gremlin. Yu r great! Ichchchc kann nikt teh loldeutch shprekken. nicht teh real Deutsch sprechen, either.
nativeca66, sorree to disagree, butt it’s not kühl at all here… moar liek Backofen…
fankies to all of u foar teh kind werds… I lived in SA and in Philly foar a few monfs each, that probublee halps.
booklion -loldeutsch, nao dat’s teh eggspresshun of teh day!
HCR – You have nothing to worry about. You are doing very well with lolgrish.
On the other hand, I am not so skillful with languages.
Egal wie viel das Wetter bedrückend ist, ich sicher kenne Sie entlasten es mit Ihrem beiläufigen Charme.
It iz nawt stoopie – it wud be if u did nawt ask wen u don’t unnerstand sumfing!
*runsinwifakwikniss awl ah-skyou*
ai r sry ai iz layt, hadda stoopy IRL meating! Haz ai misst teh partee?
noo, uz just in time! welcum! here, have a schampayn *hands jk2kitteh one of teh tall-fluted glasses teh servers are bringing*
cheers!
mmmm fanks HCR! an mennee conga rats tew u an urs!! alsew tew PB2K, awl teh guudest weeshes!
fanku!
Argh! Ai is late too, cuz uv sum RL stuff. Ai no can has diamond dress but dis wun has sum “cubic zirconias” on it — hoep it is festib enuff!
.
Ai has a prezzie fur PB2K — it is a libe plant wif lots of flowers on it, in onner uv yur new lief. An fur yu, HCRabbit, a reberse magnifyin glass. Yu looks froo it at teh pleh stuff an teh pleh stuff jus gets smaller an smaller an…
.
A big happee to bofe uv yu!
*almost can’t type loling so hard*
Btw, dis b teh kitteh version of my rabbit!
waskally wabbit.
“Wabbit seesun!”
“Kitteh seesun!”
“Wabbit seesun!”
“Kitteh seesun!”
“Wabbit seesun!”
“Kitteh seesun!”
“Wabbit seesun!”
“Kitteh seesun!”
…
Dis cud get innuresting.
Tourist seesun!
Awwww.
Aren’t yew uh cyoot kitteh.
Hooz uh cyoot kitteh?
Yesh, dats rite, yew awr.
**ticklol ticklol ticklol**
*RRRRRRRRRIP*
Ai fink ai’ll cawl yew Slash.
Wishin PB2K a berry happi nawt sekund anniberseree uf her sekund birfdai. An congrats to hcr awn her upkummin marrij!
rlY?? marijj???
Dat’s hcr fur honeycakerabbit nawt her meenin PB2K! Luks liek a typo but isn’t!
ooooooooooooo icy! thanx fur da clearificashuns.
*ponders* she can has nawt sekkind birfday of her nawt furst burfdae?
Aifink her hadded dat a yeer oar sebrul ago!
hee, is E Z to do when cat lick, erm cat like typing detektid! just thikn of eat az cat like reading detectiv, erm die tick if, uh, notissed.
Fanks, annipuss! PMu iz frowing usses a partee at Nom! Dere will bii gud noms dere, I’z shur!
will dere be…shwimps?!!?
Of KORSE ther will be shwimps! Beeg wuns, lyke teh wunz I had at Phillips on teh Pier in Atlantik Citteh! *smacks lips lowdly; justincase, puts a binding spell on teh tendrils of doom*
oh, siwy, dat not rilly werk, you know. but aisle be berry whale behave’d at weddings, weeding partays, adn otter foarmal ebents. can’t garantee afterward, dough…hehehheh…
Heere, sweetpea, please to tayke this platter ov shrimps piled in teh shape of teh startship Enterprise, wiff teh cocktail soss on teh brij….
Distraktshun tekneeqz, yoo has dem!
*runs past, grabs a pawful of shwimps, dips them, and noms them with a feerce*
Oh, I overlukd dis one! Sorree! soo much party (wif all teh YNGs…
)-Iz getting distracted! Fanku for teh congrats, annipuss!!!
My pointee endz: let me show yoo dem!
I am seriously considering printing this one out and taping it outside the entrance to my office…
Kitteh tell the captive Jack Bauer: ‘yew myte as well tell me now whare the nip is hid, udderwyze I’ll start by softenin yew up wiff my pointee enz an den I gits serious wiff the red handloled pliers, yer gonna talk eventual, dey awl dew’
Good grief, someone get these owners a claw clipper!
And a straight jacket in which to hold the kitteh whilst clipping the claws.
aint dat da truff! my kitteh Pillage be lukkin like dis and i hasta hold on for dear life while vet friend trim talons of doom. Sounds like mi killing kitteh da way he snarls and yowls, den when its all ober hims doesnt eben run awai. Just sits back down on mai lap like it neber happend. Silly crazy kitteh.
um…. strait jakkit is for anyone hoo tried to clip this kitteh’s pointy ends, ifinkso!
Ah… ai has a kittek liek dat. It takings teh V-E-T, teh Vet tech, an me to get dis kitteh’s pointy ends clipped. He be 12 pownds uv solid barnkitteh, an strong tu boot.
.
12 pownds uv solid luvkitteh, too…
Short, simple & no-nonsense… ai laik dis wun!
Hey does U lyke mah manicure?
I means pawdicure
mabbeh kitticure?
Iz dat teh majilol panasea that cures all kitteh illnesses?
Or izzit teh cure fur folkses wif cat dependency isshues?
Peeps here mite unnerstand tis buk, if nawt follow teh advice.
http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl/9780449906682.html
kitteh is proud of herz pointeh endz
purty an deadly
“folkses wif cat dependency isshues” wud pretteh much be all of us, ifinkso!
If lubing a kitteh is wrong, I donna wanna be rite.
Iz teh funny buk. Cat dependent peeps laff the most, aifinkso.
mah poyntee enz
let meh sho U dem
Ai fink dis iz a blak vershun uf mai kitteh Moody. He lieks mixin hiz luff wiff payne.
Whateber tiihs kitteh wantz, GIV IT TO HIM NAOW!!!
Hey – whut happend to my quilty abatar?
Midnyte Kitteh mayz
luukz eeeeeebil, butz himz jusst a
sawfft Snuggillz Bunneh
Midnyte Kitteh lubz
himz poyntee endz. Canz oapunn
lawtza Doarz wiffz dem
Poyntee endz awllso
ekksellent 4 clymeengz upz
thikk, hebbee Curtinnz
Jack.
Also remine teh goggie whu akshually runs teh plase, aifinkso.
Noe touchee-feelee!
Bawt sum wil pae eggstra fur
Teh ouchee-bleedee…
Teh kat-o-matuk!
Eet slisays! Eet disays! Comz
Wif self-shahpena.
Midnyte Kitty needs to have claws clipped, reglarlee, aifinkso!
Den afferwurds he ken hazza treet-time. Leest dats wat ai duz wid mai boiz.
Wen Mr. pj took googie to v e t to get nails cllipped, he (Mr pj) got real woosie…lv e t sed, whoa big guy, you bedder sit down awhile!
He had to breeve into a paper bag..
Dr. Tinydog an me…crackin up!
moon purannce qi biand la unn juur rara ra~raran♪
Wait – deres sumfing on yr nose – lemme taek care of it.
Taht iz hao mi granmuddrs kitteh thinkz.
0.0 Please don’t hurt me Mr. Kitty… *runs and hides behind Michael*.
PwnedBy2Kittehs? U still there? (Her been sneaking away? I hope not…)
I hasto leave teh party all to u. I reely needs to werk on teh top part of teh dress. Can’t only wear teh skirt, right?
Fanku, princessmu, for getting teh party started and organised!
Fanku, gremlin, foar joining in wif princessmu!
Fanku all foar coming and foar teh gud wishes and teh lovely prezzints. Iz keeping teh memry of this day in one of gremlin’s prezzint’s drawers. U all haz touched honeycakerabbit’s heart and made her a very happy rabbit wif a real honeycakesmilol all over her face!
*hopsaway*
So happeh to be part of it! {{honeycakerabbit}}
yesh wuz bery nice parteh fur gud occazion
i had to go back tew werk after the party started. im so happy it awl turnd out well. congarats tew honeycakerabitt an pb2k and fanks tew grem an all ov u wunnerfull guesets!!
* teh finalee rose pettels drop frum the teh skylite*
Awesome lol – and the photo is as exceptionally well timed as the crashing squirrel.
you can has ackupunture…kitteh wills do it fur free.
Datz wun sharp kitteh!
Dats wun sharp kitteh!
(rut-roh — iz mah comments bein nommed?)
Dis beez wun sharp kitteh!
*shaeks fist at WP*
Stoopy WP nommin mah commintz. Mebbe it just lieks mint?
This is definitely BC aifinkso.
Happee burfday 2 PwnedBy2Kittehs, best wushies 2 honeycakerabbit and fanks to Her Royal Ohainess fur hoastin teh grate partee, from VLC!
Lol… what a cat ^^
This totally reminds me of the beginning of the thriller video…
that cat doesn’t exactly look friendly, more like someone who likes war
The two types are often available in the same cat.
*LOVE* this!
How in the heck did you get in my house to take this picture?? I swear that could be my cat Stiletto. And those could be my beading supplies on the desk.
Touch me if you dare..
omg this is my CAT!!!! Isis even has five claws!! this is my new screen saver
it’s mai Grrrrl too! Mama Cass andall her pointy ends!!!!
O hai, cSmall! How u is? *gives a gentlol hug, avoiding teh pointy endz*
This is em grt plz give it to meh
I see golden virginia and large Rizla’s with ripped packet.
Iz tink teh kitteh be a mad pot head keelin masheen!
i lubs dis wun! XDD
i haz a laughter…
Please make this in to a T-shirt. Please
Dis looks jus lyke mah kitteh!
he gotz beastly claws tooo!