
Koala Kitteh
can i join teh bobsled team nao?
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Koala Kitteh
can i join teh bobsled team nao?
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: ljmizmatched via Our LOL Builder
Iz a reel bare!
whar?
No whar, peaz
Congarats Kay an Rodney!
Conga rats KayKitteh! U leed a 4way ty1
* Feels a prowd forr Orstralean aminals *
Lets awl goe tu teh Ty Bootik! Ai wants sum bobbulhedded koalakittehs!
Lubbly iz Kwarlaz.
We hab dem at fambly hololday haus. At nite, tehy sounds lyk pigs.
Not week,week,week butt(!) gruntt, gruntt, gruntttt!
Kitteh hz ohai koala-ty ov lyfe.
*snikr* “ohai koala-ty ov life” gude wun!
*moar snikring*
*heddesk, but in a gud way*
Kitty ate Koala
Narrow gauge monorail kitteh
is always a problum wehn crossing the state line between Noo Saof Whales an Vikktoreea at Alburee Woahdongah!
At leest aI nott be kanagaroo kitteh
cookabeara kitteh!
Hay ur Hiness! Nott to bee kooking marsoupials, plsthx!
heheeh! Okeh no kooking
Possum kitteh?!?
Keeps cheezbergers in marsoopeeal powch!
Jamaiker Running!
Iz dis wat dey meen by “da katbyrd seat?”
Yesh, ai do beleeb it koala-fyz.
Kitteh eets, shoots, and leaves!
Pandamoneeyum!
cant bear the sight…
ROFL!!!
@@@@@@xelebenty burger too boaf of u!!!
* snerk *
Datt be modfryed joek bout wombatts
@@@@@!!!!!grayte punkchuayshun ref, FTW!
um… kitteh.. that branch luks a mite thin….
Hey is Uz cawling me fat?
um… well… if teh floof fits!
is big boned, not fat, and eatz skwirrls fur brakefast to maintains mah bushy tale
plz not to eet teh skwirrlz!!
I does not but dis tree-kitteh does, that’s how he keepz himz tail
flufflishus
Ai yam nawt fat. Ai yam
fluffyfloofy.Donut bee standingz under koala in tree.
*Old ozzie saying*
our bussdriver onna trip to sentrul Oz had tu hab hims car ruf repayred, aftur a Kawalah fell onnit…
Hmm. Cud be de troof, butt(!) ai neber herd dat wun befoar.
Bus dribers in Oz all lyke to tell berrry tall tails to toorists. Most tiem to Merrykans. Nashnul joek iz worning yoo-ess toorists bout drop-bears. Dey luk lyk kwarlas nd dropp frum treez on toorists heds.
*Apoly-jizes to enny merricans prezent forr mi parsed sinns*
Iz a gud storeeh though!!
O yes, yes yes!

Ai hab no dowt.
Gud storreez r teh bassis uv gud hololdais.
Ai hopes yu donut tink ai wuz dowting yu nd yorr driva.
Drop Bear storeez r jus for merricans. *sorree agin*
No worries mate – I was just agreeing wif u dat the tail wus tawl!
Yu haf a gut hozzie accent tare, mai fren!
Very unlike mine.
btw – issunt it the midlol of the night in Melbourne?!?
Umm. U cort mee!
Furr-chin-eightly I doan haff tu wurk jus now
festively plump…..
a verree lufflee thot. . . .”festively plump.”
ohai Janet! has u ceen Anni today? hur absense is rare an unuseal
O.o – Ai gnu deer wus sumfing nawt kwite rite!!!
her was on teh ‘weakest-link’ lol, ifinkso. I dunnot know wether that’s today in her time?
Anni’s in TTI – so she’s an hour befoar us…
ohai princessmu. I notissed Anni missing. Annipuss was on teh weekest link LOL at noon cheezetime witch iz midnight norbay time….
hummmm. well maybe she am juss visitin hur sun.
on a different note:
I dont think Poussinboi or honey cakerabbit ever got there welkome presents. I shall remedee that rite away!
* serches in pockits ov robe*
aha! * reveals two small boxes*
Fur Poussin Boi i has non owie clip on ear cuffs made ov green brown an red ambur
an fur honeycake rabbit i has a small jacket made intirelee of pearls in gray pink black and cream sewn together wiff silk thred.
* presents presents *
*bows*
*ears up in surprise*
wut, there b welcum prezzints? Nao dat is soooo sweet!!!
*sees jacket*
oooooooohhhhh that b soo beautimus!!! *blinks away littlol tears*
*tries jacket*
purrfect!
ur royal highness, Iz soo honored!
*courtsey*
And happy, of course
*huuuuge honeycakesmile all over rabbit’s face*
akshulee, teh silky thred pearl jacket even fits so well wif my RL at teh moment, since Iz very busy sewing myself, using lots of satin
am u making an evening dress? I’m glad u liked ur pressie
not xactly. more liek entire-day dress. in white…
fur a wedding? or just sew u can has a dress?
*adds pearl hand bag to goe wiff outfit*
yesh, fur wedding. Iz almost done!
fank u foar teh hand bag! Will go nice wif teh jacket!
am u a purfeshional dress maker? another cheesefrend Csmall is a costume designer. * has an awe at teh skills involved*
ohai princessmu! I had to go, sorry I left u wif an unanswered kweshun!
Iz not purrfushional dress maker. Iz jest getting marrifyed -and Iz very picky about dresses. So Iz making my own. I learnd sewing at school.
ooh – you must post a photo of it when it’s finnished!!!
* takes plesantly prezented present *
Ai arm hhonned ur highness.
* bows in retern *
Plz axcept this boomarang. Iz a presnet taht keeps coming bak.
Iff it duz nott come bak, den u juz hav a stick.
Oooh a bomerang! Fanks!
* flings boomerang in the direction of nothing*
* catches it upon return*
cool!
Ohai PoussinBoi! Yoo maded mii laff!!
ohai 4P5K. ICHC iz gud place furr larfs in gud kompanee.
Plz not to be eating deh kitteh
I iz not delishus or nootrishus
an I has pointeh enz
kthx
Ai nawt-furd dat!
is disappointed that he’s not in a cheezburger tree after all.
Kitteh inna tree! Dis legytimate reezun tew cawl teh fyremenz! Ohh boy, ooh boy, ooh boy!
Hallo, nine-elebenty? Plz tu sends fyremenz tu Tribble’s plais. Is kitteh inna tree!
ohai Tribble, how U iz?
Ohai Two_kittehs, Iz berri, berri, did eye sai berri?, well eye meen berri, hot n stiki heer! Ann inna afturnoon wii getz fundur stormz! Iz reggalar Merryland weddur now.
is muggy and humid herez 2
*piks up teh fone; dials nyn-elebenty-firemens* Um. Hallooo? Duz yoo has enny fyremens yoo kin sending? Mmm-hmm. Yesh. Um-hmm. We has a kitteh stuk in a tree. Yesh. Is verreh sad. He habbings no noms and it be almost tyme for sekkond breffast. Yesh, is mergin-sea. Pleez to coem kwikly, kthxbai! *hands up fone*
Yesh, they sez they is sending elebenty firemens! Stat!
Did yu say we wants teh shirtlets kynd?
dis kitteh luks lyke himz in no danger of starving
Tell dem izz berri hot heer. No need tu wyste tyme puttin on awl dem hevy phire clothez. Dey doan’t eben haz tu put onna shurt iffin dey doan’t want tew! Um, yeah, no shurt reqwired! Ohh boy, ohh boy, ohh boy, canna wayte!
Oeh, izza valid point u maek deir, Tribble!
*getz fone book adn fyndz adn calls teh fyremens offis*
“Hello? Iz dis teh fyremenz? … Yes, gud! Wii hazza kitteh stuk inna tree adn needz sum fyremenz tu cum awt tu halp. … Yes … Yes, we needs menny menny fyremens – izza beli beeg tree. … Yes … R teh fyremens kyoot? … Wat? Izza reesunablol kweschun! … Erm… u see… Teh kitteh onlee laiks teh hansum adn strawng fyremenz! … Nao y wud ai maek dat up?! … Iz troo! Teh last tym u sent stinky, hairy fyremenz, adn kitteh putted dems inna hospitlol! … Yes, ai still haz teh pikshurs, but iz nawt purty… U-huh … Yes, wii iz at teh nawt sekkund lol, jus awf Burger Bullivard, in Cheezland. … Yes, iz urgent, pleez tu send teh fyremenz wifakwikniss! … Kthnxbai!”
Good job!
*sets out comfy garden chairs and tray wif Long Beach ice teas on the tablol*
*sits down an wait payshuntleh for all the elebenty fyremens to show up*
Cheezland??? Wy, AI libs in Cheezland! Whizkawnsin, it iz. Shood ai go owtsyde and wayt for fyremenz nao?
Oh yesh, dey shud b heer anii minit, aifinkso!
Oeh kyoot! Adn purrty adn cuddlolee adn snorglolable!

DO WANT!!!
*tytins CHRG*
*CHRG tairs*
Uh-oh…
*frantiklee looks fur spair CHRG*
Ai kin nawt find it!!!
Oh noes, iz tu layt!
……
AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
……
SPLORT!!!
oh noes! Fluffy is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts FluffyB in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Nao – dont lukkat it for a whyle – think of taxes oar sumfink…
O noes!
*hurri tu scupe up FB’s braynes*
*rinse, rinse wif sparkling minerul watturs*
*Pak, pak, bak in hed*
*Plaise craniyum bonz bak in plaise*
*Taypee, taypee wif lawtsa purplol dukky tayp*
*Putz nawt-awld CHRG wif polkee dawtz awn hed*
*Leeds victum tu recubberee ruum*
*Gibs revitilizing energee drink and choklit possum*
Plz tu rest and nawt luuk at teh cyoot until feline bettur.
*iis fluttir opin*

Ware am ai? Wuz dreemin uf fyremenz…
*shaiks hed tu fink moar kleerly*
Oh fankyew tu bowf Nennepus adn KayKitteh! U iz mai herows tudai! Teh dubblol reskyew halps wif teh recubbery wifakwikniss!
Ai’m beli sawree fur teh skair. Ai awais carry a spare CHRG, but ai doan noes wut ai did wif it dis tym. But ai’ll be moar cayrful nekst tym, promis!
*tayks a sip uf teh hawt choklit adn eets sum uf teh choklit possum adn donuts – sip sip sip nom nom nom*
Oeh, is delishus!
*snugglols unnder teh blankit fur a wyle*
I haz a song :}
Koala kitteh sits in the old gum tree,
Laughin at teh hoomans, and dancin merrily.
Laugh, Koala kitteh, laugh, Koala kitteh,
But plz dont laugh at me….
Yay!
an – oh noes, a neerwurm! (wif the rood variashun of the tegst…)
Eh, im still a failblogger at heart
We awl hav a littlol bit ov failblog in us!
But yoo seem to fit in heer verree well indeed!
i remebur that frum School!
Beforr wurd gay chaynged meenings.
*Laffs*
*at songg, nott Grantski *
A good laugh, or not so good one? O_O
Gud larf! Muss prinn dis foto nd ur song nd put on hololday fridge magnet. (oar prinit nd stik in local gum treez.
clappity! clappity! clappity! Berri gud Grantski!
Not shur teh kitteh shud try dancin merrily on dat brantsch.
Teh kittehs has teh gud balance! Iz con… confe… sure teh kitteh can do it! speshullee wif such a nice song to dans to
Wale, kittehs, wirk bee getting teh bizzy sow wil hafs tu goe fur nao! Habs fun!
* waves* bye Kay
skinny branch/hearty kitteh
hearty ndeed! a real stik tew teh branch kinda kitteh
It even looks kind of like one!
0_o
So kyoot how she’s hangin on wif all four feets AND her tayle.
Lurve teh clowded-tortie color.
Gud balans – ai has it.
*muffled snerk*
Hay! Ai hasn’t falled off yet!
ai tink this kitteh may has eated a Koala -
if kitteh haz yookaliptus breff u cood be rite!
Kitteh iz a.k.a. ‘Yookalipty-puss’….
yer yookaliptus
i eatz it
More like YUCKalyptus if uz ask me.
I love this picture.
i ate to many eucalyptus leaves….. hahaha this cat is so funny
it daz look 1
that cat looks like it’s about to fall out of that tree!
lol looks like one of my cats but not as fluffy as this one