Comments on: It just doesn’t

By: brian9212

brian9212 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:39:50 +0000

datz tru

By: brian9212

brian9212 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:33:36 +0000

i iz turnin ebil >:(><)

By: rock1peace

rock1peace — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:55:44 +0000

wows this pic sure looks like smartz happicat……

By: Duffy

Duffy — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:25:06 +0000

Oh, Happicat – don’t wurry, bee happi!

By: Draewelyth

Draewelyth — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:41:00 +0000

So hoomanz can openz teh fud for teh kittehz.

By: catena

catena — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:07:46 +0000

Datz vurree swete. Smiyl, ai has won!

By: Upfi

Upfi — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:54:42 +0000

*Upfi has picked a bluebell to gibs to jamamakitty*
Happi belayted burfday to you!

By: Johnny Mattress

Johnny Mattress — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:52:03 +0000

I can has existential angzt?

By: jords

jords — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:50:43 +0000

*waves weaklee at JC4HK and Lungdoc* thankees berri berri much fer teh dubble reskew. Ai knows iz not smart teh be lukin at teh cyut kittehs so late, cuz if Ai goes splort it could be de beeg one an ai may be perma-splorted all alone. Ai just cant helpz mai self – dere so cyoot!

Fank you Fank you for de blankees and teh chawklit possums, ai finks ai go sleepz nao….zzzz

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:49:46 +0000

Ohai MM! Hao u iz tudai?

By: peter

peter — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:39:27 +0000

I like my thumbs.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:43:32 +0000

anom tew taht, fluffeeb!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:36:07 +0000

o m cc
sew gud jakk! whut a nise gift fur em!
schmoooo!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:56:48 +0000

♪ Dey say its yur burfday, HAPPY BURFDAY TU YA♪ *dat wus Mick an teh roalin pebbles*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:41:13 +0000

But hao nice ov yoo to come an reskew Jords too! An a dubble reskew iz awlwaiz fun!!

Ai’ve had LOTS ov experiecne doing teh reskews – rite frum teh beginning, akshullee – so ai can doo it prittee fast!

but ai havn’t dun now in a LOOOOONG taim. There ar so menee halpful peeple hoo can do it! But – it seemed ebreewun wuz gone!

By: Harry

Harry — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:37:47 +0000

I find that it is usually my antivirus software that is slowing everything down so much that it seems that the screen is frozen. My way around it is to open the Windows Task Manager, click on the processes tab, click on the Mem Usage column to sort from most usage to least, and if the the antivirus exe process is the one chewing up the memory, I click on it and end the process, and then the screen unlocks right away. I am probably exposing my computer to virii by doing that, but it gets so frustrating waiting. Videos embedded in the comments or in ads usually lock up my antivirus software for a long time.

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:24:21 +0000

Iz fur wurld’s own saiftee. Muvvur Nairchur izza smart laydee, aifinkso!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:34:56 +0000

myne dewin this tew Tribble. It luuks otay fer a cupple a sekonds den ebreefing sorta scoots ober a liddle sew ai cahnt see teh scroll bar er arrowz. ai haz tew go out an com bak in sumtymes sebral tymes cauza dat

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:00:48 +0000

Wowz, Janet! Kwik work! You musta been buzilee typin when Ai spotted jords’ plight, to get your rescue logged in this far ahead of mine! Double rescuez, we haz them!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:58:22 +0000

Omaigarsh! Jords has been down for a while, aifeer!
DingdingdingAOOOgah! Here comez teh secondstring substituut CCC!
*Scoops up scattrd brayne bits*
*Rinses with cool water*
*Puts back in braynepan, pat pat pat*
*Fits headbone carefulee back togedder*
*Secures with rainbow-duckytaip adn 50s bathing cap*
*Covers jords with soft warm blankee
and offers chawklit opossum to munch while recovering*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:54:16 +0000

oh jords!! Yoo MUsT bee moar careful! To splort this layte at nite – wehn awlmost ebreewun is goan –

But heer! Ai can fix yoo up in no taim!!
*sweep sweeep sweeepit up teh braynes*
*ketch thoze littlol brayne cells traing to eskaype*
*put tehm awl in this prittee littlol yello pail*
HOLD STILL!! Thiz par is delicate!!
*Dumps teh pail into teh nao emptee hed*
*Pat pat pat pat pat pippittee pat tehm in playce*
*tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk ebreething in*
*SNAP awn teh CHRG(wdoi)

THERE!! Awl dun! Nao – yoo just sit HEER! In this comfee chayre.
An heer iz sum nice cholkit ov comfort – an a sawft cheezpeepl blankee to keep yoo nice an warm.
Nao – just wayte fur a bit until yoo feel stronger!

And – DOO be careful!! Speshullee so layte!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:47:08 +0000

Oh Kerri-luv-wif-u!!!! This wuz SOOOOO nice ov yoo!! This wuz nawt waht ai wux luking for. That ai found! An ai putted it up neer teh top vo the thred.

BUt – THIS wun ai hav never scene – an ai just LUV it!!! Thank yoo, thank yoo, thank yoo!!

Ai cant imajine hao yoo found that, but. . . .Ai am just so tuched!!

An yes – ai wuz goan. Just dropt bai fur a minnit to see if enething wuz going awn.

By: jords

jords — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:24:31 +0000

can i just say how utterly adorable I find this kitteh? snorglr snorgle poo! you and your fluffy grey fur and scrumptious ears and fluffykins pawz and amber eyes and floofi floofi coat and AWK! SPLORT! OH NOES!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:20:49 +0000

Did ai miss sumthing?? Hoo wuz skreeming about teh nawt seconds???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:19:05 +0000

“Bebbeh Cow Kittehz” Jack! You AWLwaiz maek mee smyol!!

By: maxiwaxikins

maxiwaxikins — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:51:36 +0000

I can only assume that “intelligent” was NOT intentionally misspelled, here. Which makes this quite funny, actually.

By: catena

catena — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:45:00 +0000

glad yur goggie iz duin teh healthee! mii mudder-en-law, who ai luv, stayd wif uz eh whiel agoe…ai wuz alwais bein teh eegul eey coz her had lotz awf teh pilz tu tak adn her dint see soe gud!

By: Shadow

Shadow — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:41:59 +0000

IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:27:02 +0000

Oops, ai mint tu sez 2 600 mg ibuprofrens. Hims bayrlee surbibed taht ai kinnawt imajin 2400!

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:24:52 +0000

Yu iz nawt troll-liek at awl catena! Mai goggie, Winston gottid intu mai bakpak adn eetid 2 1200mg ibuprofrens. Hims did go in tu kidndee failyoor adn awlmost krossd teh bridj. Hims biii jus fien nao, adn biggur pain in teh yu-noes-wut den eber! Iz awlso berry cayrful nao wif maykin shur dis nawt happin agin. Ai still hazza gilty bowt it.

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:13:59 +0000

neow way catena..dis iz bein bery impurtionz fur teh kitteh… aitinkso teh cayr trollz be sayins sumfing liek…

“Yu needz tu be killded fur gibsin yur kitteh tylenol, you iz stoopie stoopie hooman, ai hoapz yu habs kidknee failurz, yu shud nawt beh kitteh ownr”

aifinkso iz bein sumfing liek taht an yu iz opposit uv taht

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:09:22 +0000

thx himz iz mai furbabbeh…himz haz tu be mai kitteh and goggeh all in wun an sumtymez ai tink himz kneow himz is bein teh kyoot. himz spoilded but nawt rottenz

By: catena

catena — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:08:46 +0000

*hopen ai’m nawt sounden lik eh cayr troll*

By: catena

catena — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:07:56 +0000

tylenol bii nastee nastee nastee fur teh kittehs. goggies, tu, ai tink, bawt nawt suyr. wif kittehs, dere littul kidneez dont wurk teh wae awrs du. datz awlsoe whii teh kittehs had teh beeg trubbul wif teh tayntd fud eh few yerz agoe – eet cawsd teh krystulz en dere littul kidneez.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:05:57 +0000

**shayks floofeh paw wif floofeh paw** iz berry nyce tu mayk yoor cheez-kwaytins! ai konfirmdid yoor fren rekwest- yoor baily-goggiebii berry adoriblol!

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:57:25 +0000

Ahhh – Master Jack. U gibed E_M hur own ohai cat ku. Dat be wondermus. Bestest medisine inna werld – beebeh cown kittehz.

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:56:30 +0000

meh tu catena tatz why ai mentionz it Ai wantded tu beh makinz sur teh kitteh wuz nawt to hab teh tylenolz cauz ai member hearinz iz nawt gud tu do..Ai kneow advil/iburprophin iz nawt gud fur kittehz butt(!) ai did nawt kneow bout tylenol fur sure

By: catena

catena — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:50:30 +0000

yes, aifinkso….bawt ai woz haffen eh beeg scared, though, coz it lukked lik sumwon mite haf tawt dat it wuld wurk fur kittehz, tu.

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:47:41 +0000

ai tink 3KM mite habs taut jamamakitty wuz tawkin bout human boi nawt boi kitteh…

Teh ony ting ai gibs Baileygogz iz norml benadryl allergy cauz vet said wuz okay tu gibs hims wun tree tymez a dai in teh summerz

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:45:30 +0000

habs Janet gon fur teh nite?

Ai fink ai finded teh link her waz lukin fore fur teh viking lol…ai iz bery stuboarns wen ai luk fur somfing online…ai uzually fins it.. ai iz teh intertubz surch mazter!

htt p://www.spike.com/video/whats-opera-doc/2779535

By: catena

catena — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:43:38 +0000

Do NOT give your cat tylenol. their kidneys and livers cannot process it.

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:42:02 +0000

ai neber kneow it wuz tere, ai awlwayz goes tu icanhascheezburger.com diwrektly

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:36:59 +0000

U mayde mah eyes leek, Jack. Dat wuz so sweet!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:34:54 +0000

awww taht iz bery kyoot Jack

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:31:32 +0000

ai did nawt kneow kittehz kud taek tylenolz…

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:26:56 +0000

Othx Caramelchef…. *sips teh wadder slowly* ahhh much beders

I dun tink weh habs met yet *extens floofy paw ub frendshipz* iz niec to meets yu

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:18:43 +0000

fanks 3km………. we been goin to vet ebbryday to czech temp…. so we is keepin eye on dat. ai wuz jus wundrin if part of fver wuz frum URI an part fum teevn! schmooo

By: hjacksonvt

hjacksonvt — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:18:43 +0000

awsum lolcat

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:16:52 +0000

Pebbillz andz Bam~Bam
amz noo Bebbeh Cow Kittehz
2 fillz E_Mz hartz

Pebbillz andz Bam~Bam
habz jynoarmuss Purr Bawkzez.
Maykz Prittee Wun smyle

Pebbillz andz Bam~Bam
coodz jusst beez Snuggill Bunnehz
wiff berreh smawll eerz!

Jack.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:15:25 +0000

**wips owt a lubberly fan wif fludderbais adn dayseez adn fanfanfans kerri-luv-wif-u wifakwikniss**

Ohai! Yu bii otay nao? Heer, hab sum sparklee lemmum waddurs