It just doesn’t
It just doesn’t make any sense. Why make cats so intellegent, but give the humans the opposable thumbs?
sum kittehs were blessed wif dem.
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Because humans is teh not smart enuff to not hitchhike.
ooh…conga rats LCB, awn yur solo nawt sekkund!!!
pleas bii choosen frum teh arrae awf luschus nomz…
froots, sweeteez, kookeez, adn choklit fountin fur dippen dem awl!
I choose all of them.
kthxnom
A solo??? LCB iz going to sing a solo????
Oar – iz she going to sing soooooo loooooooooooooow???
Do we get to pik? Can Mary0 play fur hur???
Ai can tern the paiges?
Wut? she nawt noze da wurdz? Yu can awlredy has a jawb tu du heer.
Ai duz??? Ai du??
AiCanHasAJawb????
O solo meow…
*heddesk*
*runz in awl owt uv breaf.*
…ai….funaly….kawt…ups… wif….ebery bunneh….
*wavz tu LCB tehn faintz*
**wips owt a lubberly fan wif fludderbais adn dayseez adn fanfanfans kerri-luv-wif-u wifakwikniss**
Ohai! Yu bii otay nao? Heer, hab sum sparklee lemmum waddurs
Othx Caramelchef…. *sips teh wadder slowly* ahhh much beders
I dun tink weh habs met yet *extens floofy paw ub frendshipz* iz niec to meets yu
**shayks floofeh paw wif floofeh paw** iz berry nyce tu mayk yoor cheez-kwaytins! ai konfirmdid yoor fren rekwest- yoor baily-goggiebii berry adoriblol!
thx himz iz mai furbabbeh…himz haz tu be mai kitteh and goggeh all in wun an sumtymez ai tink himz kneow himz is bein teh kyoot. himz spoilded but nawt rottenz
i iz turnin ebil >:(><)
Nawt dat kinda solo….Hur gitz tu uze teh flying karpit awl bai hurself tudai.
so wurld still be there tomorrow?
Uthur wize kittehz wood rule teh whurrled!
datz tru
dis hapicat nawt soe much.
Fink him wantz him belleh rubbd?
mii hapicat likz his rubbd…till hii den goes attak attak attak!
…becuz humanz need allllllll da halp they can git.
ohai chop’d livah sistah!! yew been to yer porfyle laytely?? ai fink wuz a really resent change der…. ai not do so gud wif change laytely……LOL
But – shez nawt BLOOOO!!! May Wee – yoo maek it so hard to go see waht teh LOL iz going awn wif yur purrrrfyle!!
*runs in*
*gives jamamakitty a huge birfday smoo*
*runs back out*
awwwwwwwwww fankx fur teh DC schmooooo!!
Laet birfdae wishus fur u, jamamakitty!
Itz ur burfday?!
Happitayl Burfday, Jamamamamamamakitty!
♪ Dey say its yur burfday, HAPPY BURFDAY TU YA♪ *dat wus Mick an teh roalin pebbles*
*Upfi has picked a bluebell to gibs to jamamakitty*
Happi belayted burfday to you!
ohai everbuddy!
Williboy hazda wurk owt inna feeld mundains en diin’t git tu the awffice unteel 2:00 pee em. haz been trien tu git cawtup wiff awl the lols & cheezpeep cammints. ai noes ai mist sum portent stuf lyk da cweens burfdai (sawry Cweenmj … lait happi burfdai tu yew!!!) en sumbuddy sed sumfin abowt ElseMama gettin BABEH KITTEHS!!!!! witch wuns deed chee git???
tel mee pleeze….
An Jamamamamamammamamamakitty! Itz hur burfday today!!
happi burfdai Jamammammmakitty tew!!11!
awwwwwwww j-pak,
me n willy boy jus meeted…….. (butt! we iz naybors)
ohai jamamakitty how iz da bebeh cayenne?
Oh, gud, {{{{{Jamamamama nd willyboy}}}} ai wuz just wunduring abowt dat obur awn prufiel. Hoap da Cayenne iz da feline beddur.
hapi!!!
Happi burfingdai Jamamakitty!! Bestest wishes fur da happiest year up coming!! I soo sorri iz layte
Ohai Jamamakitty! I is laet agin but wishing yu a berry happitayl birfday, an menny, menny moar!
fanks fur teh birfday witches!!! is feelin releeved cuz cayenne is doin beddar. her temperchur goes down a little each day…….. but her is teethin too… anyone know if dat can contribute to bein feeverish? her got snother shot ob antibiotics an prednisone today…… an is zonked out now… poor widdle fing.
Aifink sum human kidlets gets feverish wen dey teevs — so mebbe it maeks sense fur Cayenne azwell. Poor littlol fing!
ai finded dis onna website….”Puppies and kittens often have a strong mouth odor at the time they are teething. They may run a fever as well. This is a natural phenomenon. ” boy does she have the bad breath rite now!!! phew!!!
Sorri fur da layte reply. Myne boi awlwais got a little feverish wif the teething an enni vacsanatiosn. The pediatrition awlwais said tu gib hyme tylenol as soon as wii gitted home wif ebbery shot. Hope this helps. Just keep an eye on the temp. Haz been awhile since hyme wuz little, hii iz 14 now. {{Jamamammammamama kitty an lil jamamammamma}}
fanks 3km………. we been goin to vet ebbryday to czech temp…. so we is keepin eye on dat. ai wuz jus wundrin if part of fver wuz frum URI an part fum teevn! schmooo
ai did nawt kneow kittehz kud taek tylenolz…
Do NOT give your cat tylenol. their kidneys and livers cannot process it.
ai tink 3KM mite habs taut jamamakitty wuz tawkin bout human boi nawt boi kitteh…
Teh ony ting ai gibs Baileygogz iz norml benadryl allergy cauz vet said wuz okay tu gibs hims wun tree tymez a dai in teh summerz
yes, aifinkso….bawt ai woz haffen eh beeg scared, though, coz it lukked lik sumwon mite haf tawt dat it wuld wurk fur kittehz, tu.
meh tu catena tatz why ai mentionz it
Ai wantded tu beh makinz sur teh kitteh wuz nawt to hab teh tylenolz cauz ai member hearinz iz nawt gud tu do..Ai kneow advil/iburprophin iz nawt gud fur kittehz butt(!) ai did nawt kneow bout tylenol fur sure
tylenol bii nastee nastee nastee fur teh kittehs. goggies, tu, ai tink, bawt nawt suyr. wif kittehs, dere littul kidneez dont wurk teh wae awrs du. datz awlsoe whii teh kittehs had teh beeg trubbul wif teh tayntd fud eh few yerz agoe – eet cawsd teh krystulz en dere littul kidneez.
*hopen ai’m nawt sounden lik eh cayr troll*
neow way catena..dis iz bein bery impurtionz fur teh kitteh… aitinkso teh cayr trollz be sayins sumfing liek…
“Yu needz tu be killded fur gibsin yur kitteh tylenol, you iz stoopie stoopie hooman, ai hoapz yu habs kidknee failurz, yu shud nawt beh kitteh ownr”
aifinkso iz bein sumfing liek taht an yu iz opposit uv taht
Yu iz nawt troll-liek at awl catena! Mai goggie, Winston gottid intu mai bakpak adn eetid 2 1200mg ibuprofrens. Hims did go in tu kidndee failyoor adn awlmost krossd teh bridj. Hims biii jus fien nao, adn biggur pain in teh yu-noes-wut den eber! Iz awlso berry cayrful nao wif maykin shur dis nawt happin agin. Ai still hazza gilty bowt it.
Oops, ai mint tu sez 2 600 mg ibuprofrens. Hims bayrlee surbibed taht ai kinnawt imajin 2400!
glad yur goggie iz duin teh healthee! mii mudder-en-law, who ai luv, stayd wif uz eh whiel agoe…ai wuz alwais bein teh eegul eey coz her had lotz awf teh pilz tu tak adn her dint see soe gud!
Hippy birfdai Jamamamamamamakitty
mai ewe hab mani moar!
She gotted two littlol tuxies – ai finkso, yesh!
Nawt Tuxies — butt awl ober blak and wite awl mixed ups!! Aye namified dem Pebbles and BamBam
Goggies nawt sharin two guds yet. I hafta doo sum trainin –
butt tonite I hab da biggest tired I eber rememberz!!!! Furstest full dai at
werk since mii Matt died … An had a talk session — wif cryin. Dats berry
tiring — sew mae bee no goggies training tonite. I weel puts da barkbarkbarkin goggies away and
read in da kittehs room … dey bee HYOOG sunggle kittehs — just lubbin ta rubs der heads onna you and purr bigg enuf ta gib you a massage!!
{{{{E_M}}}} Aifink u habs whut Jack calls “cow kittehs” cuz luuk liek blak and wite bowvines. Ai is glad tehy is gud snugglol kittehs!
yepperz!!! det are cow kitties!!!! Pebbles bee wif mee rite naw tryin ta dwink mii crystal lite and BamBam bee eetin mii toes!!
Jazzy peppeh be inna heem cwate and da Lady Jane be maonin inna da hallz — bitt iz der ownb fault furr barkifien sew laud.
I weel werk onnit tomorrow — dey beez fine todai!
I haz such a happityle fur yu an da new bebbeh kittehs!!! Yu awl will bii sooo happi tugether wunce da goggies git used tu da bebbehs1 {{E_M an family}}
Pebbillz andz Bam~Bam
amz noo Bebbeh Cow Kittehz
2 fillz E_Mz hartz
Pebbillz andz Bam~Bam
habz jynoarmuss Purr Bawkzez.
Maykz Prittee Wun smyle
Pebbillz andz Bam~Bam
coodz jusst beez Snuggill Bunnehz
wiff berreh smawll eerz!
Jack.
awww taht iz bery kyoot Jack
U mayde mah eyes leek, Jack. Dat wuz so sweet!
Ahhh – Master Jack. U gibed E_M hur own ohai cat ku. Dat be wondermus. Bestest medisine inna werld – beebeh cown kittehz.
“Bebbeh Cow Kittehz” Jack! You AWLwaiz maek mee smyol!!
o m cc
sew gud jakk! whut a nise gift fur em!
schmoooo!
Datz vurree swete. Smiyl, ai has won!
Happeetayle berfdai tu Jamamakitty! {{{{jamamakitty}}}}
Adn con-CAT-shoelayces tu Elsa_Mama awn bein doptified bai moo-kittehs!
{{{{Elsa_Mama adn hur kittehs}}}}
Hokay eye haz a fed upp!! Sum tymez wen ICHC pops upp, I canna move teh screen. Dere izz noe leetul gray bar onna syde tu moove it down. HALP! Izz enny wun else hazzing dis sayme probeelm?
I iz too!
I finkso iz bein sloooooooow.
dems makin more ch ch changes!!!
Iz David Bowie doin it?
oh we can blame him, who care!!
Iz dat wut it is? Sumtimes it will nawt let me click! I tries and tries, but iz like teh screen is frozn. I haz nawt checked to see if the liddle gray bar is there. Ai jus kno it is FRUSTERATIN! Sumtimes I even has to close owt the window entirely an make a new wun. An I can’t figgur owt wut went rong or iffn it was sumfing I aksidentaly did. I feels better to kno it is nawt just me it’s pikken on!
Ohai[[carosue}}}} me tu. ai fawt it wuz mai owld mucheen nawt wurking gud.
I find that it is usually my antivirus software that is slowing everything down so much that it seems that the screen is frozen. My way around it is to open the Windows Task Manager, click on the processes tab, click on the Mem Usage column to sort from most usage to least, and if the the antivirus exe process is the one chewing up the memory, I click on it and end the process, and then the screen unlocks right away. I am probably exposing my computer to virii by doing that, but it gets so frustrating waiting. Videos embedded in the comments or in ads usually lock up my antivirus software for a long time.
Weel fank u, eye haz a glad dat eye am not teh onlee wun experi…expance…hazing it happen tu!
I has a paranoyd when it happened nawt second. Iz dey handicappin nao, I wundered? You gets extra degree uf difficulty after a nawt second post? Wut?!! Anywai, it is levelin the playin field purty gud.
Eye juss figgered it wuz mye owld puter. But huzband sayed wuzzent puters fawlt.
Willy boy has leeved CAEK INNA BREAKROOM
iz dat code fur sumfin??
yesh.
Teh willy boy iz a nise addishun to the community, ifinkso. Yu kno, teh only reeson I sumtimes get a nawt second is certain peeps in TTI go to bed before nao. Whai go screemin around at fokes who ar awl safely asleep in der beddie bye? I iz confuzzled.
ai wants cake inna brakerum!!!
***jamamakitty can be found inna brakeroom eetin wuts left of teh cake*** snerk
Did ai miss sumthing?? Hoo wuz skreeming about teh nawt seconds???
Ai bee jest glad tu habbing y-r-less internets agayne. Wuz daon fur tu daes and ai mist all ov u!
myne dewin this tew Tribble. It luuks otay fer a cupple a sekonds den ebreefing sorta scoots ober a liddle sew ai cahnt see teh scroll bar er arrowz. ai haz tew go out an com bak in sumtymes sebral tymes cauza dat
Smart kitteh no need opposable thumb, makes hooman dod it!
So kittehs will nawt dominate da wurld.
really!
3km – U go see teh kitteh I fawled in lubs wif yet?
I nawt gitted tyme tudai. Wuz a yukky, ucky mundai. I hopefully git tu go tumarrow or wenderdai.
At least humans can spell “intelligent.”
Actually, my gf’s cat has opposable thumbs. Really weird looking.
OMG ur rit. They haz no thumbs…… nao da LOLcats will nawt dominate da wurld. crud.
kitteh iznt smrt enuf to no hw 2 spel intelligent
ohai agin
ai haz tu goe hoam naw n du mai reel jawb uv feadin n pettin da williboi
but ai left yew awl sum caek inna brakeroom
yew mite knead it tewnite aifinkso!
schmooes awl!
I shud nawt eet kake, but purhaps I cud use sum fer stuffin in mai eers. Scritch a cat eer fer me!
Fanks fur the caek!
iz maid wiff steevia nawt sugar sew iz okaidokai fur diebeetiks
iz lowcal tew wiff karrots n kreem cheez fraustin
kthxbai
Ahh, if only they could actually talk
Beeg Fray Fur Bebbeh
habz a cawnnunndrumm dat habz
no deesentz ansurr
Beeg Gray Fur Bebbeh
wiff ‘poazzibbill fumbz woodz beez
awsummlee awwsumm!
Beeg Gray Fur Bebbeh
coodz oapunn Gooshee Fuud Canz
ennee tyme himz wawntz
Beeg Gray Fur Bebbeh
coodz rubz Prittee Wun’s legz andz
getz wutz himz deezyrez
Jack.
Common, Jack, lets’ go get some cake.
Kitteh mai nawt hav oppositable tumbs, but teyh haz sharp, ponti bitz two maik up foar it.
hey! dere bii neuw cheez hoympaj!
cheez
hmm…ai nawt shur hao ai feels abowt teh chanjis…
ai neber kneow it wuz tere, ai awlwayz goes tu icanhascheezburger.com diwrektly
awsum lolcat
habs Janet gon fur teh nite?
Ai fink ai finded teh link her waz lukin fore fur teh viking lol…ai iz bery stuboarns wen ai luk fur somfing online…ai uzually fins it.. ai iz teh intertubz surch mazter!
htt p://www.spike.com/video/whats-opera-doc/2779535
Oh Kerri-luv-wif-u!!!! This wuz SOOOOO nice ov yoo!! This wuz nawt waht ai wux luking for. That ai found! An ai putted it up neer teh top vo the thred.
BUt – THIS wun ai hav never scene – an ai just LUV it!!!
Thank yoo, thank yoo, thank yoo!!
Ai cant imajine hao yoo found that, but. . . .Ai am just so tuched!!
An yes – ai wuz goan. Just dropt bai fur a minnit to see if enething wuz going awn.
IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
I can only assume that “intelligent” was NOT intentionally misspelled, here. Which makes this quite funny, actually.
can i just say how utterly adorable I find this kitteh? snorglr snorgle poo! you and your fluffy grey fur and scrumptious ears and fluffykins pawz and amber eyes and floofi floofi coat and AWK! SPLORT! OH NOES!
oh jords!! Yoo MUsT bee moar careful! To splort this layte at nite – wehn awlmost ebreewun is goan –
But heer! Ai can fix yoo up in no taim!!
Thiz par is delicate!!
*sweep sweeep sweeepit up teh braynes*
*ketch thoze littlol brayne cells traing to eskaype*
*put tehm awl in this prittee littlol yello pail*
HOLD STILL!!
*Dumps teh pail into teh nao emptee hed*
*Pat pat pat pat pat pippittee pat tehm in playce*
*tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk ebreething in*
*SNAP awn teh CHRG(wdoi)
THERE!! Awl dun! Nao – yoo just sit HEER! In this comfee chayre.
An heer iz sum nice cholkit ov comfort – an a sawft cheezpeepl blankee to keep yoo nice an warm.
Nao – just wayte fur a bit until yoo feel stronger!
And – DOO be careful!! Speshullee so layte!
Wowz, Janet! Kwik work! You musta been buzilee typin when Ai spotted jords’ plight, to get your rescue logged in this far ahead of mine! Double rescuez, we haz them!
But hao nice ov yoo to come an reskew Jords too!
An a dubble reskew iz awlwaiz fun!!
Ai’ve had LOTS ov experiecne doing teh reskews – rite frum teh beginning, akshullee
– so ai can doo it prittee fast!
but ai havn’t dun now in a LOOOOONG taim. There ar so menee halpful peeple hoo can do it! But – it seemed ebreewun wuz gone!
Omaigarsh! Jords has been down for a while, aifeer!
DingdingdingAOOOgah! Here comez teh secondstring substituut CCC!
*Scoops up scattrd brayne bits*
*Rinses with cool water*
*Puts back in braynepan, pat pat pat*
*Fits headbone carefulee back togedder*
*Secures with rainbow-duckytaip adn 50s bathing cap*
*Covers jords with soft warm blankee
and offers chawklit opossum to munch while recovering*
*waves weaklee at JC4HK and Lungdoc* thankees berri berri much fer teh dubble reskew. Ai knows iz not smart teh be lukin at teh cyut kittehs so late, cuz if Ai goes splort it could be de beeg one an ai may be perma-splorted all alone. Ai just cant helpz mai self – dere so cyoot!
Fank you Fank you for de blankees and teh chawklit possums, ai finks ai go sleepz nao….zzzz
Iz fur wurld’s own saiftee. Muvvur Nairchur izza smart laydee, aifinkso!
anom tew taht, fluffeeb!
Ohai MM! Hao u iz tudai?
I like my thumbs.
I can has existential angzt?
So hoomanz can openz teh fud for teh kittehz.
Oh, Happicat – don’t wurry, bee happi!
wows this pic sure looks like smartz happicat……