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FOREIGN EXCHANGE PROGRAMS 2 Somewhere in Nepal is a very frightened cat.
big kitteh needz a xtra big yarnball 2 play wif.
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That iz big kitteh
Congrats, Kerri!
Othx annipuss, iz mah nawt sekund nawt sekund!
Congaratz fur yu tu and TheCatsMutha an catena
Mai nawt sedund nawt sekund habs meh in gud company 
O waow!! Ebben biggurer conga-ratz! Ur nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund iz reezun 4 beeg sillybrayshunz!
**Aahz wheels out portable buffet and bar**
Naym ur plezhur — I gotz ennyfing U wont rite heer!
ohhh sum gud munchable heer Aahz
tankyu!
*luks at the buffet* hmm naow whut tu chooz…
N I miksted sum Mai Taiz 4 U furver daown da fred…
Aahz bii rite! nawt sekkund nawt sekkund bii hyoog deel! Conga-ratz tu yu kerri! adn uv coars tu TheCatsMutha adn Annipuss lolso!
**goes graysfully waltzin bai awn rollur skayts wif a caek…la da di da da…oh! wayt! onoes! ai kinnawt stawp! EEEEEK!**
**krashflipbangsliedthud…SPLAT! caekoonahed**
*licks teh caekoonahed* mmm iz vanella an lemonz, mai faborite! Othx Caramelchef!
iz yu bein reel chef?
“Wuunnnnnnn Birrrrthhdaaaaaeeeeee Caaaeeeeeuhuhuuuhaaahaahhaaaawoooeeeek!!”
cSmall- dats pritty muchly wut it sowndid liek! Kerri- iz aksully a paystree kook *tee hee! kook!* sew nawt a chef yet, but ai will bii inna fyoochur! ai jus lubs awl fings caramel adn fotso caramelchef hadda niecer ring tu it den caramelkook. Iz awlso teh leed dekoraytor at mai frens bakery.
was it like the Electric Company? rly? were there stairs?
O.O
oh my.
is yu hurt?
lik som of the caek offa yu – it’ll maek yu feel bedder …
It’s ur nawt sekund nawt sekund? In dat caes speshul congrats aer in ordur! Ai’ll do a sittin doun dans fur u an howld teh tye booteek dore opin fur u so u mai get watebber ur hart dizierz!
thx annipuss *taks gud luk round teh tye booteek* so much tu chooz frum *piks up a kyoot bobblehed* oh ai needz wun uv des… an taht iz kyoot cowkitteh CHRG(wdoi)…oh tu kyoot sno glob yup… an sum HGG fur xtra splort puurteckion
Super konga ratz! Nawt sekond nawt sekond z beeg deel! Yay fur yew!
othx BDM *goez liddle happytayl dans* iz fun tringz tu get teh nawt sekund…wuz nawt sekund tri tu
*happytayl dans dans dans*
conga rats!
Conga-ratz-u-loshunz, Kerri! U iz at teh tawp uvva 4-wai makrumay! Haow U wanna sillybrayt? Mebbe wif sum forin fudz n dreenkeez?
iz lunch heer aifink sum gud sanwitchiz wud beh niec… an ai feelinz nauty an tis beh teh Hawaiian tyme rite? aifinks sum Mai Tais in reel pineapple wud beh gud…iz nutrisious tu
**Goes to portable bar and whips up several pitchers of Mai Tais**
**Goes back to buffet and dices pineapple**
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Heer yar! Injoi! Derez enuff 4 evvywun els, 2! Annipuss, TheCatsMutha, n catena gitz 2 da frunt uv da lyn sintz U wuz tyd wif Kerri!
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We alwsew knead sum mew-zik …
**turns radio to station playing Don Ho**
♪♫Tiny Bubbles…♫
*taks sipz uf teh Mai Tai* Tis iz bein ebena bedder tehn teh wunz ai hads in Hawaii Aahz. *noms sum pineyappl an sum strawberyz frum teh buffet* Frut iz awlwayz gud awn teh hoomid daiz
Yu kno teh nauhtee vershun awf dat sounge?
slightlee nawtee…
startz awt “Tinee bubbies….en teh bra…”
*gigglolz* taht mait beh mai teeme song
Congrats to yoo, Kerri! I dantzes with yoo here and on teh neggst lol too!!!
*dantz dantz, caper caper, prantz prantz!*
Aifink teh peepl in teh howse shud be skaerd 2!
iz jus meh oar iz big kitteh eyeinz teh liddler kitteh?
Ai wunner iffn teh big kitteh is sabin teh liddle wuns fur dizzert!
Okai, u can has myne…
butt(!) nawt meh k… nice kitteh…
kum heer awfen?
wif kitteh beinz taht bigz, aifinkso he habs enyfing…hopfully nawt teh undr kittehz tho
*gigglolz* in awl teh excitement ai putz TCM’s reply awn yurs catena… oops
Yu gotz tu get awt moyr!
butt(!) iz raininz owt dere an ai wud gets wet. ai can has reeses inside peeze?
reeses peezes? DO WANT!
Mebbe nawt. Kittehs du habba beeg ego, u noes.
liddle kitteh kan muvs fazter tehn teh big kittehs.. aifinkso iz runnin teh curklez round tehms an lauffin cauz tems tu bigs tu katch hims.
Lol! Eggzaktlee! *nods hed in agreemint wifakwikniss*
Liddle kitteh nawt b kneadin 2 runz fasturer dan big kitteh — jess fasturer dan da uvver liddle kittehz…
Lol! …
… erm… Ai ment 
*gigglolz* ai cud piktur tis in mai heds an iz bein tu funnehz.. ai seez liddle kitteh liek in kartoon wif nuffin butt duszt were himz uzd tu be… kitteh iz liek roodrunnr frum loone tunz lebbz slowr kittehz tinkin “weerd he go?”
Himz gunna knead lawtsa cheezburgerz, I finksew…
nawt aneemor!
himz mite beh fur teh rakoonz…
*imagines big kitteh bringin in mostlee ded rakoon…*
Ohai tessm! U remyndifyez me — I mayded uh LOL wiffa forin layngwij lessun 4 kittehz wich myte be proepreeyut 4 teh forin eggzchaynj kittehz heer:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4989236
ohai Aahz! ur LOL is hilareeus! *adds to faves*
Dats a grayt LOL Aahz! Ai habs sebral fronsch chef-kats wayr ai wurks- aifinkso ai will sez dis tu dem neks tiem ai goes in!
U beddur hoap himz duzzn’t fink pinny gigz R jyunt mausez…
EEP! * scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Ohai GP!
why haddunt you toald us about ur modulling career!!!
and who are those sp(l)ortee frends uv yours?
but but … I donut finkso ai see wun onna bysikkle!
Oh pinny gig, yew is sew KYOOT! Awl yew wudda haz ta duz is axe fur munnees, and ai wudda gibded yew sum.
hehehe… yew sed but!
Think of teh size of teh littur boks!
adn teh kontentz!
:sick:
N da furbawlz…
*horkhorkhorkhorkhork…HORK!!*
Yoo nevver nose hoo yoo mite meet at teh waterin’ hole!
The bigger kitteh is, the more kitteh eat. NOM NOM NOM
kitteh in nepaul finks he beddur eet moar noms an git big tew!
anyone else notice that tabby has no tail? thing big red had a snack?
he looks like a really light brown to me.
* scamper scamper scamper *
* climbs awn littlol soapbawx *
* flicks thru sordid paypers *
* micrololfone fudbakk *
Ahem! Ohai Cheezfrends! Iffn ai kin has yur tenshuns fur a minnit plzthx? Fankies!
Ai nose hoa mush yu lieks tu plai heer awn ICHC adn ai heer dey eben has sum otter sytes on teh innerwebs nao tu; but but but ai is a cheez piggeh ownlee so ai wud nawt no…
Aneewai, sumthymes… donut eet feel juss liek yur reel lyfe is tayking ober? Donut yu fynd yurslef habbing tu stai away frum Cheezland adn du stoopy pleh reel lyfe stuff liek werk adn stuff?
Well, mai furreh littlol frends, yu is NAWT alowne! Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome gets tu us awl wonce in a whyle… dere is nawt mush yu kind du abowt eet, rly but but but plz tu member yu kin alwais escape tu Cheezland adn forget abowt yur stoopyvisor oar teh howsewerks oar teh kidlets oar teh dinnur oar… well, mebbeh nawt teh dinnur… whut yu is cukking??? mmm smells gud…
huh? whut? oh yesh, teh gud ppl ober at Guinness Piggeh Cheezland Ebents (c) has put tugebber a littlol ebent fur yu awl tu enjoi adn tu halp rayse awarenuss ob Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome!!!
* unfurls HYOOGE bannur ober teh Cheezland Safareh Park gayes *
“W.C.H.B.C.F.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”
Wii Can Has Beneefit Consert Fur Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome? O, Yesh Yesh Yesh
Taht’s rite, Cheezfrends!!! Awn Mundane teh 31nd Oargust, starting awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL, wii can has “Cheezstock – 3 LOLs ob Cheez adn Mud!!!”
Dere wheel bii LAWTS ob sawngs frum awl ob yur fayborit arteests, sum ob Cheezland’s gratest hits adn sum gnu offurings tu!!! Ob corse, teh Safareh Park wheel bii open tu so yu kin plai Dunk-A-Troll, taek a ryde in teh Cayblol Cars, plai in teh Hugh G Manatee Wadder Park adn, ob corse, dere wheel be LAWTS ob bebbeh otters tu snorgle!!!
Nao, iffn yu wus liek tu sing a sawng, plz tu be sending an emayo tu LCB (self appoynted ‘Musiclol Misdirectifier’) awn lolcatburglar at gmail dot com
So, plz tu beer HEER awn Mundane teh 31nd awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL adn teh neckst 2 LOLs fur teh… gratest… show… awn… erf… EBBER! (prolly)
Fankies!!!
Oooooh!!! Ai cant wait!!!
oh! ai will be there (prolly)
Meh tu! Wif mai luvbeeds adn ebryfing!
*heers GP, taiks awt a hello kitty note book adn a pink pen wif glitter adn fevvurs awn teh end*
*lissens intentlee tu GP, wyle frantiklolee taikin notes*
Uh-huh…… U doan sai! …… A wat?! …… Oeh, ai laik dat wun! …… Um-hmmm……
*finish notes adn puts teh book adn pen awai*
Yay! Will try mai bestest tu b deir!
OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSS! T3h 31nd Oargust iz mah furst dai bak tew teechifyin! Ai noes can beh heer ‘cuz ub Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome!
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*hedesk*
*hedesk*
*hedesk*
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OWWwww.
O YAY! Ai needz dis reel bad!
Oh, GP, there you are! I’ve been wanting to ask you why I haven’t received any residual checks for allowing you the use of my illustrious name for the water park. Hmmmmmm? No doubt it’s in the mail?
Ohai Hugh, dere yu is! Ai has sended yu lawts ob checks, uh huh, yesh… ai guess dey muss has gotted awl wet adn teh ink muss has runned… uh huh, yesh, taht’s eet… * holds up bebbeh otter *
I cannot be swayed by your bebbeh otter! *holds up bebbeh penguin*
Can I just mention that if u wants to does a song, it does NOT has to be approvified by me or anybuddy beforehand. If u think u would like to does a song but need some idears, we has some of those, too.
We just wants to has a idear how many peeps plan to preform and whut songs they will does so we aren’t all doing different versions of teh same song.
Not that teh audience would notice, being freaked out on teh orange acid and whutnot.
Teh orinj acid is cut wif strychnine — poison — aboid it.
Teh prplol haze is teh gud stuffs…
Bummer d00d! ai kinnawt maykes it cuz ai has tu bii at stoopy pleh reel lyfe wurk durin teh LOL tiems. Mebbeh ai kin git awf wurk urlee adn still maek it biifoar teh end!
Okay, that’s pretty funny!
I wonder whut deh storee behind this picture is.
:Has a curious
luk kloslee at eet, 2kits…
I still not gets it.
ai sendz yu eh noyt awn yur profiel.
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to myguido and LOLsnowshoe an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and pinaplol upside-down cakes to go wif Aahz’s mai-tais, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif boblol-headed tiger-dolls, sprklers and fireworks, and hulahoops! an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Oooh, hoola hoops! fankees burfday fairy!
*picks up a hoola hoop*
*spinspinplunkoops*
*trys agin sppinspinplunkoops*
Dis nawt sew eezy!
mmm pinaplol upside-down cake… *noms noms* an teh boblol-headed tigerz, ai mus habs wun
*lissening 2 medlol moosic an hedbangin hed* CHEEZSTOCK? KEWL! WAAAY KEWL DOODS!!1! *resooms lissening 2 medlol moosic an hedbanging hed*
nooooo! pleez nawt tew bang ur hed! iz owchie! *appliez ise pak tew KCT’s forhed*
Iz hedbanging wile lissening moosic but nawt to bang da hed figgeratibly. {{{{bf473}}}} Huggzzz sweetee! Ai nawt trai 2 hert meh jus getten down wif mai happees!
awww tahts guud! sew glad u haz a happees {{{KCT}}}. ai haz tew skampur awf tew wurks naow (pleh) sew haz a guud ebening cheezfrends!
Yay! Yu haz a happee! {{{KCT}}} Wut kinna medlol yu bii lissenin tu?
Da wun in mai hed! *snerk* Gawta go nao. Werk is ober! Schmmoooooo!!!
Schmooo! tu yu tu! hab a grayt dai, KCT!
BEEG Strypee Kitteh
commandz reespekkt frum liddill
disstunt rellatibbz
BEEG Strypee Kitteh
canz habz enneefeengz hurz wawntz
andz duzzn’tz wawntz mutch
BEEG Strypee Kitteh
can beez ekksellentz playss 4
liddill Kitteh Napz!
Jack.
Hay, watta pig! Tell him heez taikin tew mush gushifud!
AHM nawt tellin him taht, u tell him!
Noe, U!
Nooo! Ai fink sumwwehre in Nepawl, stripey kitteh is sayin “See? Ai keeps telling yu Ai is Mytey Tygrrrr Huntah! See me hunt daon tihs peece ob dry bred! An tihs pesky string! An luk wot Ai did tu yur toylet role! Ai IS a tygrrrrr! Ai is, Ai is Ai is! An mai gnu frend, “Killah” sez so too, STN!”
R host kittehs kumpati … con … OK wif rly big gest??
waiwai♪ ai got beaautiful flowwor bouqueet♪
Okai…help, pleas. ai tink ai frendid eh spamma…how du ai ‘unfrend’?
Kthxbai
Okai….figyard it awt. sorree fur teh diverzyon.
Bai now kitteh in Nepal has callded a meetin of taygers an esplained how musch niser it is to live in teh howse wifa hyoomin as long as yu keep tehm well traned. Taygers lissen wif intrest to diskripshin of nise bed, lotsa gushifood an kibbul, hyoomin skritchin eers an rubbin tum an changin litturrbocks.
Stay tooned for takeover of wurld.
Fankies {{vakayshun burfday fairy}}!! Unwerthy
mi, wunnerful u.
Awlso, dis mae be awld news–i can haz cheezburger and lolcats got grate “plug” on TV–was teh “Big Bang Theory” show, Monday 8:30 C.
Penny loves us!
That’s “meow, SIR” to you.
This one was really funny.