The cat traps are working.
The cat traps are working.
musta lured dem wif cheezburgerz.
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adn dey awl boxd fur shippun, tu!
Congrats, catena!
Congrats to Catena, annipuss, nennepus, and poussinboi!
im taking orders for drinks and noms if anybody wants them 
Thx Grantski – Ai need lossa strawng cawfee – had a bad nite an need halp 2 stai awayk!
One Coffee Comin up!
Thx!
Wiv teh spune stannin up innit.
thx. ai bii stikken tu teh diut koak…ai nedez moyr kaffeen!
You got it! *gives you diet coke*
Gratts too awl!
Ai wud lyke wun dwrink nd twoo noms, plxthx.
Wat drink would you like?
A bigg mugg off hott choklintt plzthx kindd sirr.
* stayd upp till twoo yes-today *
*Gives you steaming mug of hot chocolate, wif marshy-treats *My little cousin always calls them that*
yay for leading the 5 way tye!
Off too the tye boot eek we go!
*hands out decoramated boksis wif litlol sammichies, a few shortbreads and a daintee litlol carton of O.J*
Just a snack to have on the way to the boot eek an to morning tee at Noms
Ooo. Orng (nawt poysen) Joos.
Tanks kynd Nennepus!
Aisle taek tu
Jes don do liek Garfield and ship dem tu Abu Dabi like he did to Nermal!!
O.o – its a kittycatchythingie!!1
Dey doan’t luk berry purrmanint
Dey hoomane fur opun air comfurt!
Those must hurt O_O
Naaaah, don’t fink so. Or kittehs wudn’t be sitting so nicely in dem bawkses.
I thought the kitteh’s WERE the traps O_O
traps furr catching wut? crazykittehlovingICHCaddicts?
that wud wurk reeleh well akshulleh!!!
*wanders over to kitteh in boks to snorglol it*
oh noooooooooooeeeees!!! Nennepus! Dunnot go! It’s a trap!
*anxiously twitches ears while watching Nennepus walk towards kittehboxtrap*
*nervous hopping from side to side*
stooooppp!!! them’s gonna catch you!!!
Hoo wudn’t wanna be cawt bai wun uv doez lubblee kittehs?
Lovely kitteh on the outside, evil on teh inside…..
wut if they b subordinates of basement cat? in disguise? u nebbur know!!!
Well, ish too late for me now! I dont know if ill make it back out! i still dont see nennepus anywhere…
iz not hearing anyfing of her either. but Grantski -u b caught also? dunnot give up! here, u can has an invisibl rope to climb back out. Iz holding on tight!
*slides invisibl rope down to Grantski*
u has it?
Grantski? Grantski!?!?
also gone…
now they’s bof caught by teh kittehtraps… where they b? wif basement cat?
*feels the nerbosity filling the ayr*
Whats the wurstes dat cud happen?
*ponders*
A life long enslavement?
An eternall rawl of can opener opirator?
A constant pillow for furry friends?
Forever loose mah spot in the bed/couch/chair/?
Forever received “loved” gifts of mice an burdies – haffdeadded?
*ponders sum moar*
Ai fink ai can libs wif that!!!
*Puts on the snorglol snorkle*
*Dives in – never to be seen agin*
Ack!! *Dives in to save nennepus without proper protection* We need teh Rescue goggies!!!!1
*ears in reception position*
Nennepus? Nennepus??? They b dragging u to teh basement?? OOhhh nooooOOOoees!
*frantically searces for rescue goggies*
whear they b???
*hopsaroundincircles*
*gasp gasp gasp – head peeks out of the snorgleh floof*
Ai is heere – ai donut now wut they did to these floofeh kittehs – but they be very addictive….
*fastens snoglol snoklol*
Ai kant help maiself – ai is going in agin…
I fink a agree with HCR here, this might not end well O_O
Jus neeed sum stringz ands paperss nd cards furr xmas
Ai fot boxing dae wuz in Decemburrr!
in Oh Stray Lea sum peeps do Krissmuss in Jooleye! mebbeh is from a Jooleye boxing day?!?
Chrismush in Julie iz teh winta tim nd betterer fore ingerlish tragicinal meelz. Eggstra gud furr wrest-ronnts. I wood knot kno bowt bocks sing dais in Julie. Prapps sew.
well – it wud hab tu be july 26th – which incidently is my name day, and therefor worht a silly brayshun!
You’re an Ann(e) too?
yepp! Ai am Anne – wif an E!!!
We is waiting for Godot… We hoeps he brings gushifuds – we’re hungreh…
u prnouns teh larst E? Oar sigh lent?
In norbegian it is pronouncid quite clearly – but in fronch it is silent… (linguistically its a Schwa! that’s wut i remeburr from unibersity edumacashun… *sigh*)
Oooooh, nennepus is teh lurnèd kitteh, noes her schwa from her Muhahahahaha! Schmoos!
ooops, dere wint mai dyit coca cola eberywere!!1! was nawt prepayreded fer teh Muhahahaha! kTHNX
In Lan Down Unner, wee hab hollidais forr bocksin dais in decemberer. ai fink ingerlish doan gettin hollidai fore da bocksin dai.
Iz gud to be habbin lolidays.
We haz Krissmuss dai an Bocksin dai as “Bank” hollydais an iffn dey aer Caturdai oar Sumdai we get teh Mumdai az well.
Lotza Mums wood lyke Mumdai hollidai, ifinkso.
In Kanadaz we habs teh Bocksin dai tu
… Ai stil fink cheezburgers wil wurk betur…
tu catchify the hoomans?!?
Lol! No silleh, kittehs! Y u wanna catchify hoomins???
If U catchify hoomans, duz U has to go see Dr TinyCat for a shot to get rid ot tehm?
Datz a gud kweschun! Unfoartoonitlee, ai haz no ideeya.
Prison Break: Shroedinger’s kitteh version
gotta catch dem alls
(I chooses u, poke-kitteh-inna-poke)
Schrodinger’s box… ur doin it rong
*gigglez* ai’d say FTW awn taht wun RD
atlezt fur eberybunneh whu kneowz wat teh Schrodinger’z box iz
Man… I hate spiders.
U bean 2 Oz? I be habbing spydas awl ober mai haus.
*faints*
LCB! R yu alll rite?
* Sum buddy get som halp *
H A L P for L C B ! ! !
* Ring for fyremenz. She lykes tha fyremenz. *
No need to bodder teh fyremenz. Just breef into dis pay per bag, LCB.
Ai fink dis is sum kinda hyper-dimenshunal kitteh-chess game played wiv live peeces. Teh rools ar too kompleekated fur stoopee hoomins tu unnerstand!
lukz lik teh ches gaym bii sumtink in eh Satre plae….teh luks awf eggestenshul anomee awn dere littul faisez…
teh grate tink abawt LOLspeek iz iffen yu misspel eh wurd, teh peeps tink itz jus moyr LOLspeeks…
Imes tinking itz String Theory fwom yes-today’s LOL.
Kittehs passt thru hole inn tyme nd spayce!
Kitteh Queen to Cheezsquare E4!
taht muve efen dumfowndid teh beeg bloo!!
Did dere bondums git glude to da boks?
@@@@@!!! Yu haz wifout dout diskovvered teh troof about teh pixshoor, AfriCat!
shirley, bookline!! an eye fort tree dee chess wuz deefy cult!
bii teh wae, did yu awl se teh neuw cheez hoympaj:
hu muvd mai cheez?
Youu muss lurrn how to manige teh chaynge at wruk.
ht tp://www.whomovedmycheese.com/
* Wurk iz teh pleh! *
kitteh mantra =
“if ai fitz n it, ai sitz n it!”
an eben eef eye doant – eye tryz!!
Still maeking mee laff!!
We’re waiting for Godot… hoaps he arribes soon – we’re hungreh!!!
Samuel Beckett. FTW
* too leight. he parsed away *
Wut Ah wud aks da kitteh is dis:
Hao cums da kittehs is HAVES tu git inna bawks jes caues is dere? Wut dey wans innit?
Ah haves a lilleh 24 pownd boi an hims lurves tu sit inna lilleh bawks dats berry tu smol 4 hims. Wai dat is?
Is berry kyoot.
oh ho – classic kitteh: “oooo a box. I know, I’ll sit in it.”
Yu pats teh first kitteh, tehn goes on to teh next wun, tehn goes to the littul-bit furder one, tehn sees one juuuust a bit beyond, an goes to pat dat one, tehn one juuust a littul bit beyond dat arownd teh corner… an befoar yu noes it *whoosh* yr cautted in a net an has to surrendur yr munies an car kees. Tehn wehn teh kittehs has spent all yr munnies at McCheezes, tehy lets yu go.
It wud be even better if teh bocks were slitely too small.
dem am – udderwyze teh kittehz wud B lion daon an snugguld up!
shimpulz!
Fixed it for ya: http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4993108
Emptee Ammazawn Bawkssez
amz besstest temptayshunz 4
curree~uss Kittehz
Curree~uss Kittehz
no canz reesistz t3h allooor
ubz shallow bawkssez
Ammazawn Bwkssez
canz fitz ennee syze Kitteh
sitteengz oarz currldz upz!
Jack.
what is it with cats and boxes, my cat loves to hop from box to box
This Trap-Neuter-Release program is on a verry tight budget!
It’s a tarp! A tarp I tell you!
Prison break
*Puts Sandwichees ouwteh secwtly puts camawa in cownrer to shwee whwoo eatsh mwy nwibblesh !
They never fail.