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shokked kitteh is shokked!
shokked and appawed!
Congrats, gremlin! u leed teh merree band!
Ohai, fair cheezpeeps! We dantzes and partays to sillybrayt!
*finks abowt Lyanthya for a minnit, and teh Nekkid Dantz; has a momint of kwietniss for her, befoar moar hilarity ensoos*
ai didz nawt noe her, bawt ai has eh sad.
*haz qwick sad fur grem and a skweez and a smiyl*
Ai has a curious bout tis nekkid dantz yu speakns uv…
We had a cheezfrend naymed Lyantha. For menneh lols in a row, she posted a similar remark, going for a rekkord. Wuz sumthing lyke:
Nekkid dantz. Ly shakes her thang.
Sum uv us wuld joyn her in teh dantz. Sum with klothes, sum withowt. Eventchuly we puttinged her klothes bak on her, ifinkso.
Lyanthya passed away suddinly erlier this summer. Today I honors her memry like so:
Nekkid dantz. Grem shakes her thang!
Since ai not gotted tu meetz her ai will joyns yu…ifinkso iz ony ting tu do in dese sityuatons:D
*joyns Grem in teh nakid dantz shakin her thang*
*drops silky robes*
*dans dans dans*
Yeh. I hadded uh sad awn mai burfdai dis past Fried-Egg Dai, cuz awn mai burfdai lastist yeer, Lyanthya did “24 owerz uv nekkid dansin” az herz prezzint 4 me. Awlmoast evree wun uv herz poasts 4 24 owerz inkloodid:
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Ly shakes her thang*
Ifn U iz innerstid, da 24 owerz uv ND startid at da rais heer:
h t t p://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/14/funny-pictures-full-pessimist-wrong-half-of-glass/
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I miss herz…
Lyantha did her nekkid dans for a month last summer. It was cold where she was (in Scotland? Edinburgh?) and she liked to come to Cheezland where it was so warm she could dans, dans, dans nekkid. And shake her thang.
*nawt kwite nekkid dansdansdans*
*Nightshayde shakes her thang*
AI will join the danz, danz danz!
Catalave shake hiz thang!
ohai, grmelin! conga rat shoe lace wings!
*tinytendrils twitch near teh twap door unner neaf grmelin*
*puts a binding spell on that tinytendril so that it kinnawt tuch teh twap door*
whi dus Mary feel twitchy? why dus she wanna drop u inna trap?
I asks mahself these verreh sayme kweschuns. Sumtiems I askings them *after* fawling throo that twap door, lukking up from below . . .
because ifinkso , wif a naem liek grmelin, she *needs* advenchures or idlehadnsbeingdadebbil’s werkshopgrmelinlike she will getz into trubbles!
besieds, i always has teh n’ice floofy stuffs furr herz to fall on, adn, peeps loev to reskew herz so iz da fun to watch.
conga ratz gremlin fur top nawt sekond
Iz funneh, mai sekond nawt sekond iz me beins sekond
We’z in gud compani tuu afinkso!
We is in gud company indeed! Wuld yoo dantz with me, Kerri-luv? I has nawt had mush tyme to play teh past few days, but a kwik dantz wuld be lubbley!
*kik, kik, prantz, prantz, twirl, twirl*
*bakwards kik, kik, prantz, prantz, twirl, twirl, stepz awn grems foots*
oopz sry aiz outta praktice
Is ok, aym nawt hurt! *dantzes with an enthusiazm*
BC no liek naked huumans
Ohai kerri! congaratz agin! ai anserred yoor kweshun on teh last LOL
othx *runs to oder lol tu see*
ahh mai hubbycat iz bein self taut chef, himz real gud pasta chefs
Pastry nawt so much sept hims maeks ohsoyummy Chokolit Mooze Kake.
Mmm…pasta! ai lubs teh kumfurt fuds! Iz a pritty gud hoam kook tu. Ai hazza happytayle yu hazza chef-hubkat! Hoam maykdid noms bii teh best!
pleas nawt tu bii wearun fur
Kthxbai
butt(!) hims fur iz bein sooo sawft!
canz ai at leest snorgle?
akshullee, ai endz awp wearun kitteh fur efurree dai…
Kitteh nawt shellfish. Himz laiks tu share hiz furr cote wif everbuddy aifinkso.
what has bean seen canna be unscreamed!
can be icycream?
mmmmmmm i scream, you scream, we allllllll screem for ice scream!!
Wye awn erf????
Nawt can halp it kitteh. Teh tikillya maeks teh clothes fawl awf!!
Speekin of tekillya……u gots enny?
Ai haz teh bloo tekillya oar teh reglolar tekillya. whish U want nawt sekkund?
Bloo tekillya? Nevur heerd of it.
Bloo iz my fabrit cololur, so I will try dat.
U shur? Bloo tekillya iz teh Jack Danyuls uf tekillyas.
Yup!
Hand it ovur, plz.
No glass rekwyred.
SKWEEEE!!! I wented tu sii yur maybii furture baby tudai! Shii iz beautiful. Her put her paw awn da glass fur mii. I telled her yu wuz coming soon.
Yay!
Izznt hur moast gorjis? Dontcha jes LUB teh floof?
I mite hasta go bisit hur dis week-en. Wanna go wif me?
Maibii iffin I git tyme. Hobby Lobby haz da beads awn sale fur 50% off!!WEEHOO! Iffin I had known dey wuz awn sale I wulda buyed moore. Nawt now til I got tu da register.
dis cannawt bee unscene!
Whut is obscene kinnawt be unscene!
clothes mai eyes pleez
sum nise raybans mebee
aifinkso iz gud impressun ov kitteh in lols
No Nakes!
No snaeks!
esp nawt awna mumbble fluffin plane!
*represses first response that comes to mind*
*heads to NB*
*snerk* wut kinda snaeks yu finking ub, skwirrlgrrl? Hmmmm?
Pplz r weerd.
ya butt we got teh gooshie food opener STN
peepul ar stranj
wen yur a strangr
fazes luk ungly wen yur alonz
An dey cant taeke propurr batts neever, cuz der tungs tuu short to reech der bumz!
Roffles!
Yu stil heer, Jajeh? Ai tryded tu confurm yur frend rekwest butt(gigglz) it kepp awn nawt werking sew ai sended yu a frend rekwest bak.
Fankoo nu fren! gladda meetzya!
Basement cat iz shokkd!
Who turnd awn ayr-kondishun?
Iz kold dai en hell…
LOL!!
Wayt…wayt- yu meen tu tells mii dat yu hoomins akshully heet up stikky stuff, put it awn yoor furr wile its HAWT adn den RIP it awf?!?!
O teh hyoog manatee!
Dis hoomin duz nawt do dat!
Otay, well…ai duz it butt (!) onlee tu mai eiebrows!
Ai haz thyroid dizzeez, so haz berry liddle fur enniwai!
Yor noodles. I sees them, CC halp meh!
Noodles? Are you sure it’s not teh Flying Pasketti Monster?
Noodles, ahem. As in “nood; wayring no klothes.”
We is nawt tawkin abowt specific bodeh partz here, mah skwirrly frend.
But rather refrinzing a genral state of undress.
Say, that sownds lyke a gud title for a gud politikal speech: Teh Genral State of Undress. Bet it wuld git gud ratings!
Insted uv State uv teh Nayshun- it bii Sate uv teh Nekkid
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naaahhnaahhhnaaaicanthearyunaaaahhhh
can’t see yer (state of)noodles, neether!
We’re in yor internetz, broadkasting owr nooditease to teh whole whirld.
Hoomans have 2 layers, i fink…..One can easily be removed, the other……well, lets not go into details
Ohai, Grantski! Yoo shuld feel rite at home on this lol!
Yor pants. Is yoo wayring them?
Maybe <__>
Um *whispers* Aifink it iz Brewski hoo keeps loozin hims pants!
O_O *hides*
Iz dis a caes uv split purrrrsunaliteez?
Bigezt organ uf teh hooman bodi, lets meh shows yu it…
*gigglolz an streekz thru cheezland*
Heer hur kums!
Boogity boogity!
Der hur goes!
Boogity boogity
N herz aynt warin noe furz!
Why Kerri, yoo is reelly gittin into this!
Thank yoo for nekkid dantzing with meh!
yur bery welcumz
iz hawt an hoomid heer sew neo cloz iz bery nice rite neow aksully
*jumz in teh fountain*
An ai sed Effle! Doan’t luk Effle! Butt (snerk) itt wuz tu layt! Herz awlreddy gotz defurred!
WooT WooT!
*passes floofy blankets to KLWU & Grem*
Has ennywun besides mee notissed taht kittehs fink hyoomin skin is diskusting? No kitteh I’ve ebber had has wanted to lay on my arm skin or leg skin – they scrooje up to the parts that are kivvered. Maeks it harder in summer when I has teh shorts on an kitteh dusnt want to sit on teh un-shortsed parts of mah legs. Tehy dont liek to tuch skin. An Ive got OKeh normil skins, too. Not gross or nuffin.
wait, wut?
My kittehs spend kwite TOO much time likkin me! My face, my hands…. I has to axe them to stop sometimes!!
Mabbeh I just taste gud…..
of course u tasete good! * samples a taste od squril paw* I kno I must taste good tew. That mu isa reall cleaner uper
Yiss yiss I noe abowt teh likkin – I fink theyre tryin to get teh hyoomin flavur OFF. I meen tuchin hoomin skins wif their selves. Arms an legs an such.
Do yur kittehs liek to laydown on your uncovered shins? No kitteh I’ve ever had has wanted to cozy up to mah skin, not cowntin hands an fase.
*sniffle* mebbe I’m jus grose. an I took a showur, rilly.
mai Lincoln iz awn mai unkovad legz rite nauw.
Yunoes, ai nebber rilly fot abaot dat. Iz happyer ifn teh kittehs doan’t wantz to sit awn mai bair laigs cuz ub teh poyntee ends maeking littlol owee spots awn meh.
mebbe u jus haz weerd kittehs!
Sumetimez wen Ben an ai haz “taeke a nap” tagedder an he be makkin knead dough wid his paws, awn mai chezt, gibben me deh massag, he reech up an pat my fayse.
Cudbe ur leggs arnt furry laike catena’s ar!
hey! yu sed wii wuddnt tell awn each udder wen wii met at teh laza plais!
Uh-oh!!!! furgottid!1!
What a prittee panther kitteh!
*sneeks kitteh into pockit*
kthnxnomewingpokkitheerbye
Hmmm! Wy yur pokkit is purrin? Dus eet has a happee? Hmmm?
its my goshwowshinee phone! its is verree happee
And naow is mewing! Berree intresting fone!
yu has phone taht purrz? Can ai seez it?
Wow! A happee goshwowshinee fone dat purrs an meows!! dat be reely sumpin!!! Ken ai seez it tu, affer kerri?
Yesh, kitteh, dey do.
Me, I’m abowt to be bald-hedded, cuz I’m reddy to pull awl my hares owt!
O.o – how did the bunnies get into your hair?!?
I dunno.
Mebbe iz wen I wuz hidin unner teh bed an teh dust bunnehs got in dere?
See kitteh is like dis. U know hao your fur getses thin in sumer? Hooman gets kinda real thin fur. Kinda. Hard to splain.
Schokked kitteh owz me nu keebord – ei splorted coffeh awl ovr myne.
Dat pitchur iz teh funneh.