I has come to pillage ur village
can u do it wif sum cyootness?
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An ur wimmins
Skweee! U has nummer One!
Thx DR – Ai shaer wiv nightshayde!
WHOOOO HOOOO!!!1
AI FOUND IT!
A sawng fur teh Nawt Fursters!!! Led Zeppelin, ov corse!
h ttp://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/
Cloze up teh spayce, ov corse!
wayt, whut? lemme get this strayt…
Janet sez, “Led Zeppelin, ov corse!”
am ai in sum straynge other-cheezwurld??
LOL!!! {{{{{{tessm}}}}}}
Ai am a gemini! Ai dont think yoo saw mai sorta-hippie layte 60s/mid 70s syde!
hmmm… think I missed that part!
I’d have expected u to come up wiv sumfing sung by sumwun naymed Brunhilde!
Oh NOES!! Tehy putted it in “awaiting moderation.” Teh last wun “awaiting moderashun” nebber showed up at awl!!!
Heer it iz wif teh h ttp spyace.
OK!!
Heer yoo go!
Nawt sekond, iz this wun. “Teh Ryde ov teh Valkyriez” in an orkestral vershun – wif nice pikchoors.
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nvn8940f0A
Tempo iz a littlol slo, if yoo ask mee!
Nao ai’ll go fetch wun wif teh singing – much moar exciting, ai think.
*sigh* Cudn’t find waht ai wuz luking for!
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU&feature=related
This wun iz awl orchestral too, butt!! Furtwaengler and teh Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra – much bedder tempo – tho much older recording.
Pikchoors ar awl bai Arthur Rackham – a BIG PLUS!!
An lissen to teh myoosik, an yoo can heer teh beeg War Horses galloping throo teh skye!
JANET AI FINDED IT AI FINK!!!
htt p://www.spike.com/video/whats-opera-doc/2779535
Ai hopez tis is teh wun yu wuz lukin fur… Ai amz finder master uv teh INTERTUBEZ!!!!!!
ai shuda putz an !!1!!elebenty!! in tere sumwarz… ai iz stillz newbeh *Gigglolz*
I lurves teh Viking kittens! I fink ov tehn ebbery tyme Led Zep iz on teh raydio!
Oh mia!
Ai must hav bin too egg sighted!
Ov corse, ai ment “Nawt Seconders.”
Crayzee kitteh — do not want.
Den agin, mebbe nawt crayzee — mebbe just irritated at hazzin a stoopy hat on himz hed.
Butt (!!) Ders a Tigger onna da hat — dis kitteh no likee Tigger??
Kitteh was roommates wif Tigger on year at college. There is no love lost between teh kitteh and Tigger.
ai had a fyoo roommates lyke that… :eyeroll:
oooh… I can has, then??
*gives skwerl a viking hat*
A tiny pointee Viking hat wif a Tigger onnit .. doughnut walkee two fast oar it weel fallz off!!
Does it need to be secured wif a roll or two of duck tape?
That wood werk — an then her hed wood bee wadder proofed!!
Is her hed porous?
donut be testing that out, plzthx!
*LCB doesn’t hear because she’s on her way to d’Beaker Labs to borrow some skwerl-sized beakers*
Beakers huh?? She bee disguyin herself as a skwerrl-sized burdie?
hay! dont make me go viking on u!
ummmm OK … (wut did aye doo?? *snif*) I wuz jest warnin you dat LCB mite bee lookin lik a burdie wif a skwrrl sized beaker …
*raises i-brow at Elsa_Mama*
ok…. if ur shure ur not in cahoots wif LCB…..!
where iz “cahoots” n e way?
its luuk gud on yew, skwirrlgrrl!
Aifink teh purrsun hoo maed teh kitteh ware teh hat iz teh crayzee wun!
but lookat teh beutimus eyes an teh floof!
i for one welolcome da konkering viking valkyrie kittehs
FTW!!!!!
I wud gibz u 5 burgerz if I kud!!
*haz a sad fur awl deh lostid commenting burgerz*
tWerp Press maed you some brgers, but they eated dem. Stoopy WP. shoulda give’d dem to da kittehs.
Heer yoo go! @@@@@@!
*pfffft* Pathetic thingz – parayding az votingburgers!!
*Joynez cweenmj in mourning teh loast voting burgers*
HALP!!!
Ai’m traing to find teh wunderful kitteh viking video – ai thot ai had it bukmarked, but ai cant find it enewhere!
Wud bee SOOO grate fur this LOL!! DOez enewun hav it??
‘sokay! ai found it. It’z up neer teh top! Reelee cyoot.
@@@@@!
PILLAGE AND DESTROY!!!!
Uff-dah
snerk! teh skull and crossbones on teh hat! ROFL!!!
Dey bee Tigger!! Wears Pooh?
THE TALE OF GARG THE VIKING CAT SHALL BE SUNG ABOUT IN MANY DEATH METAL TUNES!
All hail the Snorgler!!
Ai wus finking mor “Noggin teh Nog” – butt it mebbe oenlee me an Tidmum kno abowt him – an Ai’m nawt shor bowt Tidmum! Ah, teh gentle tyms ob Oliver Postgate – a grate loss to chilluns tellmavishun.
Erik the Fuzzy prepares to invade ur armchair
:snerk:
U knows, “Erik teh Floofy” is not a rly gud skary name for a viking.
Neither is “Erik teh Bloo-Eyed Snorglepuss”.
Hows a boot:
Ahem, the throat kleerin kitteh?
BOO – da scaree grey ghostee kitteh?
Catilla da Hunny?
D…?
Dandruff teh Flake
Excema teh Itchy
Flatulent teh Flatulent
G…
Grampa teh Grizzled
Howard teh Duck
Icabod teh Icky
Jumbo teh Generously Built
Kimba teh Confuzzled Kitteh
Lars teh Lurker
Muffin teh Fierce. Stop laffing!
Nils teh Anihilator of Gushifuds
O…
Olaf teh Loafsome
Per teh Purrer
Quisling teh, um, well, Quisling
Rusty teh Oxidized
Snuggles teh Terrible
Tiddles teh Slayer of Sunbeams
Ugh teh Malodorous
Victor teh Defeated
Walter teh Waddler
Xerxes teh High Scorer in Scrabble
Yayo teh Exchange viking from Souf America
Zeke teh Last in Line
*Collapses in amazement at LCB’s alfabetical virtuositee*
Wii ar nawt wurthy!!1!
(Wif capable helps from MeezerMom adn Elsa_Mama, ob course. Team effortz, we haz them.)
Yeah, sorry. DIdn’t mean to take over teh hole list. I must have gone berserker or something.
Nawt to aplologize!!! Yu wer on a roll!!!1! Adn we can always branch the chain if others want to chime in too. That last burst had an unusual number of classics, IMHO, and was full of win! (Xpecially Xerxes!)
Ai’m amaized at yer virtuosisity. U are teh Roy L.T. of competition–the vie king.
But… but… I is a wimmins! Hold on– let me double check.
*double-checks*
Yup. A wimmins.
But whatz a vikqueen?
Oh, not much. Whut’s a vikqueen wif u?
Found vikqueens…
h t t p://cheeseheadtv.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=405
Nawt to worriez — wii nawt archer are ayes at chew … you jest bee listin yer fambly affer awl ..
Akshully, my ancestors in TTI and Irelands was moar likely victims of vikings.
*wonders how I got there then*
If yu haz anceswtors in norvern Ireland, they might haz been Vikings, and yu gets yur pillaging instincts direkly frum them. I dubs yu Lolcatburglar teh Lukky!
Dear EM, ai jus chequed ur profyle. U must update eet tu show ur nawt old babbehs. U now haz 6 kidlets, 2 wif two legs an 4 wif 4 legs
*floofy paws applaws* fangQ Elsa_mama and mezzermom and LCB! I has lotsa new naymes for when I step in a harball as I come in the front door! Snuggles teh Terrible is verree gud!
Per the purrer – snikr.
I’ll call my uncle Per that from now on!!!
Oh, um, yes, ah, no offenses intended. All in good fun. kthxplzdon’tpillageme
and risk meeting the rabid weeslols patrolling lcb-mansion?!?
no mounds of shinees will tempt me…
(an bee sydes – twas teh mung vases I liked…)
dere are weeslols in teh mansion??? iz weeslols weeslols oar furret weesolols?
Gimme all yer balubols or I gibb u a funny look!
♫ ♫ Ai cocked an eye at her,
She cocked an eye at me,
Adn we bofe sat there, cockeyed as could be…♫ ♫
(Wif aplologees to Homer adn Jethro)
And pleez to notiss hao teh bloo-gray cullur of mah fancee hat brings owt teh bloo in mah bloo-bloo eyz, kthx!
Ah, yes, teh Norweejan Blue…Wot’s wrong wiffit?
its pie nine foar teh fjords…
Yu stunnd him just az he waz wakin up! (Tahts whi himz eyez go kinda funnih, aifinkso?)
All the noms in the village shall be mine, or else you shall DIE!
…specially da lutefisk
Aaaack!!!
gag!
barf!!!
Hack!!
Kitteh kin haz awl deh lutefisk he wantingz.
nawt if I get there first.
Lefsa, lutefisk, mashed potatoes, butter…. yum
I’m with u there!!
lye – I either tell them or unclog my drains wif it.. fud – it is not…
Dis hat makes me look dorky, I iz gonna chew on Ur nu shoo to teach U a lesson
Nope, it’s nawt da hat…
and i shall begin my pillaging with the stoopy human who put this hat on me. then i will deal wif teh rest of the village. unless i take a nap first.
♫
Ah-ah-aaaaaaaah-ah!
Ah-ah-aaaaaaaah-ah!
Wii come from teh land ob teh ice and snow,
From teh midnite sun where teh hawt springs bloes…
♫
GMTA icanhasfockses
Indeed!
Saem time, saem song – spookee!
Oooooo!
Taht WUZ spookee!! Awl thos thots flying throo teh innertoobs – oar aire – laik taht!
Led Zeppelin – FTW
Yep, and that song got stuck in my head as soon as I saw the pic, and it won’t go away!
We’re all goin on a Viking holiday,
Rape and Pillage for a week or two,
Blood and thunder on our viking holiday,
we’ll be bringing back a slave or two
One for me and one for you!
♫ ahhhh-ahhh-ahhhhhhhhh-ah
ahhhh-ahhh-ahhhhhhhhh-ah
we koms frum teh land of teh iyss and sno
frum teh midniet sun where teh hot springz flo
Teh hamur ov teh gods
will driev ar ships to nu lanz
To fite teh hordes
singing and crying,
CeilingCat, I am coming
On we sweepz wif threshing oar
Owr onlee gole will be teh westurn shoar♫
we koms frum teh land of teh iyss and sno
frum teh midniet sun where teh hot springz flo
Hao soft ur fields, so green
can whisper tales of goar,
of how we calmed teh tieds of war
We am ur (floofy) overlords
On we sweepz wif threshing oar
Owr onlee gole will be teh westurn shoar♫
so now you bettar stop n rebild all ur ruins
for peas and trust can win teh day
despiet uv all ur losin’
mew-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh
♫
LOL!! Floofee overlords rebilding teh runes fur peas!!!
{{{{{The Crapture}}}}}} Yoo ar just so grate!
I can haz swedish meatball?
Teh raer Norse Himmalaeyun?
Beautiful plumage…
He’s pining for teh cheezburgs.
♫ ♫ Ai gotta hot-rod fjord adn a two-kroner bill,
Adn Ai kno a plais rite over teh hill…♫ ♫
iz reelee such a fing as a Norwegian Forest Cat.
aifinkso mai Sam-Sam mighta bin part wun cuz he was reelee floofy, and he shur liked to climb on stuffs.
“The Norwegian Forest Cat is a breed of domestic cat native to Northern Europe, and adapted to a very cold climate. In Norway they are known as skogkatter or more properly, the Norsk skogkatt (literally, Norwegian Forest Cat). The breed is very old, and occurred as a natural adaptation to the cold climate of the region, but it was not regarded as anything other than a standard house-cat until the late 1930s, when a small number of ‘Skaukatts’ were shown in Germany and received very favorably by the judges. World War II brought an abrupt end to the fledgling Norwegian show cat industry, and the breed was forgotten until the 1970s …They are rumored to be the early ancestors of the Maine Coon and the long-haired Manx.”
My buster is part Norsk skogkatt
Vykeeng Kitteh huntz
troallz atz FReeReepubblikk.
Awllwayz grayt 4 ‘ZAWT!’z
Vykeeng Kitteh wawntz
hoarn ubz Grawg 2 goez wiffz himz
lushshuss Cheezburgr!
Vykeeng Kitteh taykz
no prizzunnurrz! Feerss. Brayv.
Haytz Vakkyoom Cleenurr!
Jack.
An now, teh Terriblol Saga of Njorl teh Ripper.
…but what does he wear for an Asgard
Izznt dat wot thoze chain-mail kiltz are for?
*snerk*
Even after kayrful sartorial consideration, Fluffy wuz hart-broken to lern he had mayd it to teh tawp of Mr. Blackwell’s Top Ten List of Wurst Dresst Kittehs.
Mr. Blackwell sed, and I kwote: Those Amerikans. Always overdressing for awl teh rong okkayshuns.
This was a contest winner on “Stuff on my Cat” some time ago.. guess that the CatMom made the hat for the kitty. I don’t care what I’d make for my cat, they’d never wear it with such aplomb.
i wudn’t wairz enneefing wif a plomb….wudn’t want tu b oberdresst!!!
Well tehn, wud yoo ware sumthing wif TWO plombs?
Mebbe two plombs adn a lettus leef?
Two plombs would be a pear, yiss?
*gigglol*
Wunner ifn dis kitteh’s naym iz Erik ?
Sowwy, cud nawt rezizst.
**puts awn Swedish damzlol-in-distress-dress**
**flopz awn cowch dramatiklee**
Plz to be pillagin me now, kitteh!
Pillage-fyte!!!
*Sneeks up behind Red adn whomps her onna hed wif floofy down-filld sofa-pillages*
**down-filld pillajis explode, makin fevvurs fly eberyware**
HAY!
**Red tryes to spit owt fevvers**
Pfft! Pfft!
Ohai red! Hows stuffs? We seem to has a simultaneous discussion going on two LOLz at once. Will see you at teh Bloo Cup reference in next LOL aifinkso.
Loved this cat. His vicking hat owns too, look at the details haha
is tihs wun of thoze vikings that likes spam?
Theh pillaging putteh… takes no prisonehz.
That’s some bad hat Harry
wherez do i findz one of deze hitteh sized helmuts?
LOL viking kitteh come to get me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
