Some days it’s not even worth chewing through the restraints.
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Ai haz daiz like dat
ohai, Annipuss! Ai haz daiz tu…
We haz a tye! Shall we see wat iz noo in teh tyebooteek dis week?
Oh, yesh. Ai has an honner tu tye wif yoo.
at leest der iz nawt a baff inbolbed
Yet…
Yet???
dis kitteh can be cwazy adn lazy bofth.
Welcome, fuzz! *squeeze* Nice to see you her, and you even speak the local language! I am impressed!
fuzz fanks, upfi
nao i has a wonder does dis cwazy lazy cat kitteh go wifth
a cwazy lazy cat lady
oh, poor kitteh, i feel your pain D: *Runs away with tail between legs*
Hay der Grantski — I kin seez you , you nawt inbisolbull no morez…. How did yous get owt ub da Jungol wifout gettin eeted by da Huge hooman eeting fings??
Well, half of me is gone, but other then that, im fine
Wich haff?
I fink my right half……*Looks for right arm* Yesh, my right half….
*haz a hoapful taht Grantski iz leffed-handedz*
Nope…..but iz ok, i can be rebuilt……better…..faster….Etc….etc…
Shudda let da rescoo goggies sabe youz — heeda broughted awl of yous bak!! Butt — sense you tolded heem ta goez awai Kerri gotts heem phone nummer — howzebber- da leetol Chiwaawaa haz a borked hart…
=/ I have a friend wif a lonely Chiwaawaa goggie, perhaps a meeting?
I finkso da rescoo Chiwaawaa wood like dat. Kerri gabe heem a beeg sad wen shee paddoled awai frum heem, shunned heem kissez and sed she onlee wood bee rescooed by da hunky nooFunLand goggie …
*whispers* The hunky goggie is in a suit…the zipper is in the back of the head…… *Runs away* I not want to get killed O_O
Ai wunderz ifin tahtz wai he nawt kalled meh…
Ai’z gonna feel like dat in aboot a week…
Sowwy 2 heer dat, FluffyB
Iz okai, ai’ll b awn-lyn moar den, sow ICHC will maek it survivablol.
ICHC halps wiv RL, duzn’t it!
*nodzhedwifakwikness* Yup! U-huh! U-huh!
Dis a gyoofy Mundai mornin — Eberee buddy at FB bored too — dis iz a funneh post ober der by Fuzz whoo chekin ober herez an started speekin da lolspeek: (oh yea — eerwerm a Lert)
“Am I turning catatonic?
Am I turning catatonic?
Yes, afinkso!!”
soon ai shal bee a beyewteeful catterfly
Him’s awlreddee a byootimuss kitteh!
Handsumm Tukkz Kitteh
lubz himz Snuggill Blankitt so
mutch himz nebburz leebz
Snuggill Blankitt so
mutch bettah wenz Tukkz Kitteh
haz nawtz habzd a Baff!
Snuggill Blankitt canz
habz so mutch wawrmff andz sawfftz dat
Kitteh mayz taykz Napz!
Jack.
Yay fer no baff Snuggill Blankitt!
But what if he has need for noms? If he cant get out…… O_O
staff will feed hims.
Staff = hoomans.
aka hareless monkeh slabes.
Ohai dayr, Grantski:
Ifz Tukkz Kitteh needz
Nomz, himz willz wiggill owtz ubz
wawrm Snuggill Blankitt
Ifz Tukkz Kitteh wurkz
feengz jusst ryte, himz can sneekz owtz
andz bakk in aginn
Andz ifz dat nawtz wurkz,
Tukkz Kitteh canz awllwayz cawll
4 a liddill helpz
Jack.
Hi again, jack
I never knew how intelig……intellig……Smart kitteh’s were 
Wut? Wayt – is taht a kitteh? A kitteh inna MASK? A kitteh inna mask wot has been capchurd arfteh shorlee committing som heenus fell on knee?! Cud tihs be teh end for LCB?! Sai it aynt so!
It aynt so.
Fyoo!
I dunno Amber… this kitteh luks FAR too innosent!
maybe LCB has been practicin teh innosent luk?
Oh, LCB LUKS innersent!
Wudda releef! wi niidz LCB fur tu bi teh moosiclol misdirectifyer fur cheezstock! Ai haz a ex-sited abaot cheezstock.
yesh yesh!
For ennyone who hasn’t herd, it’s on Aug 31, apparentlee spred over 3 lols.. not sure which ones!! I’m finking of gettin a daisy tattoo on mah cheek!
Oh yesh! an an an gunnaa growz mai hare, an an an gunna .52. sawree mai kitteh wuz onna keebord
naw were wuz ai? Oh yesh, gunna findz sum luv beeds adn flowerz adn a funky hedband too!
*runs up adn pownces on skwirrlgrrl, draws daisee on her cheek wif indeliblol blu marker*
Dere! Ur welkum!
EEP!
I wanted colors!
This luks liek a prison tattoo!!
*grabz hurz gel penz an culurz in teh daizee… wite fur the pedlez and yewo fur teh middlez*
Dere iz awl gud… just dun beh tutchin it kthxbai!
Ai donut amember teh furst Wudstok – duz taht meen Ai wus tehre?!
*snerk* Cud bii. Yoo prolly amember as much as doze hoo wer der. Wanna brownie?
Did dey catify her furr shootin owt da winnows ub da Ty Botique wif the corks frum her shampers bottols??? Der were hunky menz wif wader guns lookin furr herz yestidiity — (iffin you catchifying cats wader guns werks da bestest)
fur goggehz itbein tazzzzzzerzzzz
Tudai iz wun ov dose daiz! pleh
oh fur heavens sake! Tudai reely iz wun ov dose daiz! My original comment iz awaiting moderation cuz Ai haz a typo in my e-mayo address. duh!
I hear u
Yep.me 2! Dunno wye, nuffin diffrunt frum yestidai, but teh blakk dawg haz got me in hims cluchiz.
Aifinkso iz bein dai fur luts uv us…Ai habs tu gone tu physioferipy furst tyme tuday…ai iz bein teh sore neks rite naow… an mai goggeh kept Hubkittehz up lazt nite and barfded tis morninz teh bownz mai stoopydadcat gabs him yezterdai… aifinkso himz is ok naow doe
ai finkso OK yu arr rite. booooＯＯooooo
Especially iffin its a Munderdai.
yesh, its gonna be wun of doze days!
*starts lukkin for blankie*
I is burrowin
into warm layers of towel
Soon I reach Snooz Vortex
‘Snooz Vortex’ …pure genius!
Thank u
Snooz Vortex acheebed, Captain. CommenzzzzZZZZzzzz…
Snooz Vortex!!! Teh blakhole ats teh centur uv teh floofy uneberze.
Ai’m wif kitteh…wanna rap miself in blankee and nawt cohm awt…
(I haz ait-monf-old bellee behbeh…Ai jus wantz to sleep until he kohms awt!)
nawt lawng nao….!
Ai’m shur ebbry bunny’s telling yu tu injoyify lawtsa sleeps nao whilol yu stil canz!
you’re wif kitteh??
A belleh babbeh — FTW…. belleh babbehs nawt gib you two muchee twubbolz …
I iz tied up at deh moment
Butt (!) ifn you leavz ur name and numbr aftr teh beep . . . (ooh, dots!)
How you don’t know how much I agree!
{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}} Free hugz fur aneebuddy feelin bloo! Getcher free hugz heer! Free hugz! Free hugz! Getcher free hugz heer!
Ai’ll taek wun, pls…..
Ai’ll taek sum!!
Cud ai hav three, pleez???
Whut a kyoot purrito!
ai can has taht purrito..iz nawt tu spicy
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!
*Ka-SPLORT*
Ackkk!!!! I’z not trained for this……
Erm……*Stuffs brains back in nightshayde’s head…..*
All better? O_O
Dizzeeee ….. so dizzeeeee….
*pleedz weeklee*
Grantski tried (and fanks fur trying, Grantski!), but kin we plz to getting a purrrfesshunul ober heer? Wud sumwun be so kind az to call teh fyremenz?
*collapses*
O_O *Runs around wildly, yelling for halp*
Tis OK Grantski — you didid yer bestest wif onlee haf a bodee
Gud noos NS! I think I kenn due tihs without to boteher anny fyremenz.
Pullz out branes and giffs a liddul shake to floof up.
Wrinzes wif sparkolling watter and giffs a liddul shake to dry off.
Tux branes neetly back in hed, smoves and cobbers wif CHRC (wif doi).
Now juss sit doun heer wif a chocklit possum and think calm thaughts.
See–no need for fyremenz.
Heer cumz da Chiwaawaa Rescoo goggie frum yestiddities LOL. (Heem steel hangin around cuz Kerri maded heem saz) …
“watch out, watch out Iz a medical purrfessional …
Ohhh, dis iz bad .. barkbark … berry bad…. grrrrrr
Ihafta undoo doo dis stuffin rite now!”
*unstuffs da bwains frum NS’s hed … *
“otay, now for da rest ubit …
*warshes bwain wif heem tong (goggies had kleen moufs an he just dranked out ub da terlet ta kleen it moar)
scrapes bwains bak inna da hed cabbity and fetches da hed bones. pops hed bones bak awn and washes ebberyfink off wif his tong lik lik lik lik lik likliklikliklikliklikliklikliklikliklik….*
—enuf der waa waa – sorry he cannot contwol heem likker —
*Tapes da hed bones (affer driin off da likee)– gets heem ear stuck – dis iz hard wif no thums —
Snuggels up wif NS and liks fase to makee herr feels beddar
Sighs — nice ta beez kneaded*
*Hops over to goggie* *Gives him pets, and hugs*
Yayy. Dubble resquoo, and no need for fyremenz!
But … but … we wanted fyremenz! *sniff*
Fankies fur teh reskyew tho!
Dun wurry NS, teh terlet himz drikinz owt ub iz bein kleen wif teh terlet dukkehz
If it wusnt for teh ebil look in teh kittehs ize, I wood hab thot that he splorted and was resting in a floofy blankit.
I been lyke dis for 3 weeks now…but road trip to catch fysh today wurked.
47 Spot cleaned & freezed. 
80 wow yu iz luky kitteh
ooops… tri taht againz…