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Yous winned!!! Yay!!!! May Ai interst yous in toklit martooni, prehaps?
Absolutely!!! Lead the way!
{Hans teh PootyTat tokklit martooni, wif cherry on toofpik, insted of olib}
*Thinx twice about gettin into a tussle dis close to all dat wet water.*
Hummm…
Is da as aposed tu dri wadder?
Yep, wet water is da scariest, pleh ob da watwer.
Do NAWT want!
*gigglolz* mai dadcat taut wun tyme mai Alex wud wantz tu go fishin… he jumpded in teh wader wifakwikness swam tu shor an runded under teh cottage. I hads to krawl undr an get himz… wuz bein teh funneh fur mai dadcat but fur Alex nawt sew much.
Him juss thot it was a good idea at da time. Den got a mad at da watters. I can see da logic in dat.!
Dadcat said Alex tawt teh wader wuz bein sumfink he cud walk on *gigglolz* big surpriz fur Alex wen hims walkins turnded tu swimmin.
Kittehs no lyke surprizez.
wuz nawt happeh kitteh an hiz lazt fishin twip…
Kitteh on boat alreddee taykin chances, aifinkso.
WHy? He forgetted hims dramamine?
Why? Did he not rember to bring sunscreen and dramamines?
espeshullee sunbaffen en teh buff lik dat…
Waddur + kitteh’s porosity = scaree
*wrings hands*
O, won’t SOMEONE think of teh porosity?
*wonders whose hands those is*
*wonders ware mah rings wented*
check teh belican’s pelly.
LCB — you wringed off BDM’s rings an dem tossed em to da belican??? why? didid hee gib you munnies?
I didnot has nothing to does wif it! I think teh belican taked BDM’s rings all by hisself.
Ai thot teh belli can wuz bizzy reskewing Granski downthred. Wuz thos LYFE rings yoo tuk??? Cuz nao Granski iz . . . . .Ai’m nawt shur waht Granski iz!!!! Maybe ded – maybe nawt.
I has a alibi! I was, um, er, sampling shampers for teh Cheezstock after-party!
Any witnesses?
ifinkso shee tellin da troof — der wuz a damagez reeport aboot windows inna da Ty Bootyque beein shooted owt wif Shampers corks …
Oh LBC — sum peeps bee lukin furr you — beeg kyoot wuns inna uniformz … wif guns
*staggersawayfast*
Dey onlee wanna talkz too you!! Dey beez BERRY kyoot and hunky …
Yabbut, I doesnot like guns. Ifn’ they throws their guns in teh belican’s pelly, then I might talk wif them.
Mabye.
Peeps putt gunz inna da car … crouch down *heer leetol kitteh burgular* *heer kitteh kitteh … we jest wanna talks ta ya aboot da shampers corks…*
Yew was rite! They was onda belicans telly!
.
*puts her wrings bax on*
Belicans watch da telly? Dooze he hab cabol or dish?
Dish…. cablols and nets an belicans nawt mix sew grate akshually…
Oh da In Hugh Manatee of kitteh porosity!!!!
Shud ai jump an maibeh gets wet fur tu tastz fruesh chiken-liek-noms oar stai awn teh boat an nawt gets wet an neber fien owt teh chiken-liek-nom tastz liek chiken-noms… decissions decissions…
Dat kitteh nawt gonna wins teh pellykin nuggitz. Him lukks lyke a big bad mowntin-lyin kitteh, but I betz hims awwwwwll floof.
Awl floof and no kitteh muskols?? Wears da Muskols??!!
iz lukin liek predy spensive bowt.. probaby iz ritch spoild kitteh taht be edenz teh caviar fur noms aifinkso he dun boder wif teh strang pellykinz
Kitteh noa needz Muskols, mouskeetoes no kan biets fru all teh floof.
Kitteh tourist duz nawt want the pellykan. But they bof hav der eye onna fishie. Bof is pretending dey dont kare at all an waitin fer teh otter wun to leave. Gonna be a lawng wait, ifinkso!
If dis kitteh falls in2 da wet water, he wood probly b about 1/2 da size ob da birdy. Sall floooof.
Da idear of catchin’ dis fud, not sew grate, akshully.
“A wunnurful burd iz da pellycan……..”
Conga ratz, Pootytat nd pjp. Sun just pas da yardarm heer. Drinkeez nd nomz fur awl. dans dans dans twirl and dans awl da wai tu taebo teak.
sumtink lik ‘himz bill ken hold moer dan himz bellican’?
Thank ya! *Sashay’s along side ladymonde like I know what I’m doin’!
Dans dans skip twirl aerobesque! Fankx .ladymonde, shampers an sushi fer ebbryone!
**sneeks in **
YOINKS sooshee
**sneeks bak owt**
Dis beautimus creecher iz nawt about to get wet or dirtee.
Will only eet Fancy feast out ob crystal gobblet. Pffft!
*Jumps in water* Weeeeee! *Thinks……* Wait….. DO NOT WANT! HALP! HALP!
Hear, Grantski, grab hold ob dis bloo stringy!
*Tries to grab hold* *Floats farther out* HALPP!!!!
Ohai dayr, Grantski!
Goofee Pekkillunn
grabz Lyfe Reeng feengee andz drawpz
itz cloass 2 Grantski
Gooffee Pekkilunn
awllso drawpz Fishee claozz bye
so Grantski canz Nom
Gooffee Pekkilunn
coodz cawll t3h Coastz Garrd oarz wawtch
Grantski tryz 2 swimmz
Jack.
Grantski! What an honor!
Yur verree own Jack Deth Reskew pome!!
Did yoo ketch hold ov teh Lyfe Reeng Feengee? oar ar yoo still in need ov reskew?
Jack, i iz honored!
*Flots Grantski a lyfpreserber/raft/kitteh-klymin-stashun wif noms…*
,
Heer, Grantski! Klymabored.
Im afraid your efforts are in vain.
??????? In vein???
No, no body stoofs is involved! O_O
heer cumz da Coost Gards! Dey week sabz you!! Dey sendin in da rescoo goggie!! Iz a NooFunLand!!! Watch owt — there he goez — jumpin inna da waters ….
*jupz in teh wader tu be sabed bai hunky noofunlander*
halp, ai iz drowndeding!
Oh nose — da rescoo goggie has chased Grantski into da jungol!!! Awl datz iz lefted iz da bak up rescoo goggie – he beez a chiwaawaa — Heer he cumz — splish ….
ai dun wanz chiwaawaa tu sabs meh *starz swimmin awai wifakwikness* shoo shoo liddle wawa, ai wans teh hunkeh noofunlandr *swimz in circulz wif teh waawaa followins hur*
chiwaawaa haz a beeg sadz … swimz awai and criez!!! Noofunland swimz bak wif Grantski tied up behind heem. Grabs KLW wif heem mouf and pullz her two da boat two
ohai… ai wuz bein skeered owt deer wiff teh fishez an um stuff.. sew yu habs gurlfrend Ai habs niec howse awn teh wader, yu wans tu bisit, habs fone numbr? *bat bats hur eyez at teh hunkeh noofunlandr*
Mii nummer is 222-2234 — you kin callz mee eeny tyme babbeh!! *rescoo goggie winks*
*swooonz*
(iz gud ting ai nawt habs hubby in cheeztown)
*Goes to da sunny side ob da boat for short nap.*
*Drowns* Ill be waiting for YOU in the meadow >_>
*Wakes up …strettttchhh… oh, betteer go look fer Grantski. Yawn!
GRANTSKI, wear u be?
*Calls down from the meadow* Oh, dont mind me, im just sitting up here in the meadow. But if you want to find me, my body floated down the river
*Goes down da river* Plz nawt to be mad at Jack an BDM, It looks like dey tried eberyfing dey cud. *Preforms CPR on Grantski an he nawt dead, so much.* Welcome back!
;D
Oar maybee awnlee mostlee ded???? Taht’s nawt tooo bad.
Nawt sinserely ded.
*grabbz weelbarow* Bringz owt yur dedz! bringz owt yur dedz!
Get meh out of the water! O_O *Runs away to the jungle*
Grantski, are u in da jungles ob Newfoundedland?
Da NooFunLand rescoo goggie jups owt ubwader an chases Grantski inta jungol — BarkBarkBark (cumz bak i hafta rescoo yous!!!)
*Throws Snax and other doggy treats into the water* I’z not going back! Never! O_O
Rescoo goggie iz beery well trained — ignores tweets and jumpz onna Grantski!!!
BarkBarkBark (you hastz cumz wif mee!!) Bark Bark (Lets go silleh Hooman) Bark BarkBark Bark (Der bee hooman eetin Hyoojee fingies inna dat Jungol)
Ill take my chances with the Huge things! *Runs* *Climbs up tree*
NooFunLand rescoo goggies iz berry well twained — *clims twee, trows rope ober Grantski*
you hab two cumzwif mii — ur mommy iz lukkin furr you!!
Ish too late, im invisible now
Ill be fine in the jungle ^_^
But i admire the goggie’s Determination
sowweee Grantski — butt you wuz roped and are bein towed bak to da boat — luks up der a beet^
NooFunLand goggie sabed KLW too – affer she shunned da poor leetol Chiwaawaa
*Struggles* Ack! But i not want to go back! never!!!!!! T_T
*sitz in teh wader awl dispoinded teh hunkeh Noofunlandr wan awaiz adter Grantski* ai habs neo luck wutsoeber *duz sum doggeh paddlin in caze teh hunkeh noofunlandr cumz bak*
I will save u, Kerri! *fros out some lyfe rings, dat I Juss found layin around.*
leetol chiwawaa paddols ober two KLWU an gibs her keeses as clims inna her laps … doughnut worriez — i sabes you!
pleh… waawaa keeses.. *triez tu push teh waawaa uff her butt(!) waawaa iz kwick an tyneh an bery sippery* ai amz sur yu iz bery niec waawaa butts(!) ai dun tink it wud wurk owt… mah parenz jus nawt udderstanz… an we beh frum um.. diffent wurldz… an… um.. mah hart bewongz tu sumwun elz wiff teh thick floofy koat an teh dark furz tu keepin meh warmz in teh winderz… an yu wud nawt liek Kanada, iz bery cowld.. an teh deep deep sno… an teh sawlt awn teh sidwaks… yu uderstanz rite?
*turns invisible* Go on now goggie, ill take my chances in the jungle! And i fink You have someone else that needs saving
*Goggie runs to Kerri*
Wat? who sed dat? Did u guys here somfing?
NooFunLand goggie gibs up onna da stoopy hooman and goez bak two Kerri —
*Hiya sweetie — you neebs sabin??**
Flooffee Syummeez
coodz takkillz goofee luukeengz
Pekkillunn burdee
Flooffee Syummeez
seez dat goofee Pekkillunn
habz a lawwwng shawrpz beek
Flooffee Syummeez
coodz leepz way up hye. Landz inz
Wettz Stuffz, enneewayz
Jack.
Member wen I sed I wood waitz ta git litties …. Weeeelllllllll…. I waited too hole dais. Wuz terreebobble … sew. nowz I habs two blak an wite babbehs — eight weekweekweeks nawt old!! I namified dem Pebbles an Bam Bam. Deys Soooooo Kyooottttieee … I triez da get pic up butt Inawt sew gud wif dat sruufs…
Mii goggies finkso dey shud go bak wear dey cames frum.. Especiolly sinse i goez inna rum wif demand leef googies outside. Butt it awl der fault since dey BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK too loud!! Pebbles nawt skeered, but Bam Bam hides inna closet, bwtween wall and pillows …
ifinkso will work uot in cuppa dais. I keeps babbehs inna room wif door closed and dem I weel puts up baby gate onna door. Kitties can stay or go owt — der choice. Iffin googies BARKBARK dem I trow den outsidez .. dey weel figure eet out…
Awwww! Its going to be worth the extra work
Yay, Elsa_mama! Happitayl dansdans fur peblols and bambam.
da goggies bee da jelly mous Ifinkso …
Happitayl Dans and song ..
Noo kittehs furr ME
Noo Kitteh furr ME
Too kyoooyt noo kittehs,
Blak an Witey noo kittehs
Too Kyooooty noo kittehs ….
FURRrrrrrr MMMMEEEeeeee ……
*dans an twirlz wif armies wavin ober hed*
Yea! E_M New kittehs. How fun! Danses twirlies kitteh hops!
Schmooos to yous all!
Jelly Maus Goggie song …
Jelly Maus Goggies I hab
Jelly Maus Goggies I hab
Two kyoooty blak an witey
Jelly Maus Googies
Silley Jelly Maus Goggies
Yep dey ar Jelly Maus Goggiessssss
Hey goggies — getz ober eet!! Cuuuuuz..
Kitteh weel Lub You TOOOOOoooooooo!
dun wurry, teh goggiez soon lurnz teh kittehz are jus floofy kreaturz teh nawt abel tu undrstanz
Baileygogz gru up wif kittehz sew he haz neo probemz wif tem… liddle goggehz iz nother stori
Hee hee! aoer boarder coallees finkso dat ebryfiing dat moobs needs tu bee herded, speshully littlol goggies! Iz pawsibblol fur Jackie to leaf a kitteh aloan ifn ai tellz hur tu, butt (snerk) her fines it bery hard tu rezisst a littlol goggie adn her juss crowtches adn stiars at dem… freeks teh littlol goggies aot!
{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}} Yes, it will bee a littllol extra werk. But – this aige is SOOO cyoot. Ai think thiz wuz just the rite thing to do! And blak an whyte ar maybee mai favrits! Well, akshoolee – ene coler iz mai favrit!
wayle – I almoast axed ewe abowt dat urlier, but (!) I dinnot want tu gib yu a sad iffin ewe dinnot git de babbeh kittehs. Conga Rats and Shoelaces awn Pebbles and BamBam – Nyce naymes if I mite say sew.
Ah! Lucki yu, yu has teh bebbeh wuns! Snorgle a liddle floofy belleh for me, eh?
Ohhh mii babbehs bee total cuddle kitties!!! Dey jest lub to snoogle and dey purrrrrrrrrrr likee engines…. Butt dey awlsew berry fast and misscheevious — wait – ifinkso — deys babbeh kittehs YEA!!! I has a BEEEEEEEGGGGggg Lub furr dees guys!!!!
sew EM, wut iz yu nawt gud wif teh pikturz? loadins them awn teh puder or resizin tem maibeh?
A straynge old byrd iz teh pellykan
Hims bill holdz moar den hiz belly kan~
tee hee! iz funneh!
He can keep in his beek
Enuf fud for a week…
geeto wuete? ＊_＊!
I ust hab a BIG googie an 2 kittehs…Googie hadda scared ob da 1 kitteh an a dominace ober da over. Lotsa attitudes an some bad words once in a while butt(!) dey all figured it out…waz funny to watch an instgaate trouble sometimes..hehe. (altho, I wood nawt recommend in t3h beginning.
OT alert!! Pleeze, I need info or advise. My Baby Kat, which iz about 9 years old, she wuz a kitten stray haz lost her meow. I happend little less than a week ago. Shii went frum just fine tu sounding lyke shii had larangitis to awlmost silent meow in a matter of hours. Shii purrs fine and still growls loudly at Lucy kat. Shii iz eating and drinking as usual, and act lyke shii feels fine. I’m calling the vet tomarrow, I wuz just wundering if ennywun else had ever experienced this.
itz a liddle weard tu looz voice liek taht… Ai hopes it nawt cerious. I tink purrs and growls are nawt teh same az meow, differnt part maeks toes noizez aitink.
Mai bro-in-lawz sister got kitteh recently taht duzznt meow at awl butt purrz and kinda squeekz but she been liek taht sinze she gotted hur.
Yep, Baby Kat wen her meows either nuthing comes owt or is lyke small sqeeky noise.
I hazza biggg worri!
Tew bad dat pk isnt heer… shii wud noes if growlees and meows korm frum saim plais…
ai wudden wurry tu mush tillz yu tawk tu teh vet, ifin she’z nawt acktin funneh aifinkso is ok tu wait an see wat teh vet saez.
{{3KM fur hur wurries an babbeh kitteh}}
That happened to my kitty once, too. He was fine, except for losing his meow. The vet said that he just had a sore throat, and gave him an antibiotic, and he was fine in no time.
Ai habs bad goggeh stori tuday
Mai Baileygogz iz usually bein purdy gud goggeh..butt todai mah Dadcat gabs him steak bone which ai dun gibs him bones, ai is bein teh skeered hims hurt hims stumack wif tem… Dadcat iz bein kinsa dum sain is ony dawg an whut wud he do in teh wyld”… *rollz eyez* An wens ai tries to taek it frum hims he froz… ai kneows wens goggez freez liek tat iz bein warnins fur to byte yu… hims nawt eber du taht befur an ai wuz nawt happi
Teh sais tu leebs him wif it “yu wud be upset tu ifs sumwun tooks yur bone” ectect …Butt wens it starded tu brek Dadcat starded tu see how bads Baileygogs wus bein
Ai gotted it away frum him butt he didn’s liek it an wus bein bery bold 
aifinkso is maibeh hes geddin owld but is reawy nawt an excuse.
enywan habs goggeh fuds agreshions probems wif tehr goggiez?
If this is the only time he has done this I would not worry about it. If you are going to take something away from him you should give him something it return. Take him a whole hot dog and offer it to him in TRADE for the bone.
If he is guarding his bowl what you need to do is to let him know that you will not take away his food without giving him something else. Walk by his bowl and throw a treat in it. Do this until he lets you walk right up to his bowl without objecting. Then, pick up the bowl, put the treat in it and give it back to him.
Next, take the bowl, take some food out and put something else back in it. If sometimes you just have to take something away from him it will be OK because he is used to that being a good thing.
COOKED bones are bad news for dogs and should never be given. Cookikng them makes them brittle. Raw bones are generally fine — but not HUGE bones — those are teeth breakers. I feed my dogs (and new kitties) a raw diet, which includes edible raw bone …
Steak bones nawt bii bad fur googies, just chikken bones. Nawt let hyme has chikken bone, they splinter an kaus problems. Never heard ennifing bad bout steak bones tho.
RAW bones are good bones — cooked bones are bad bones. My dogs eat raw chicken bones (with raw chicken on them) all the time — raw bones are soft and just get crunched and chomped right down!! And pork bones (inside of pork) and goat bones and fishes bones and sheep bones and beef bones – all raw all fine (just not the really big leg and knuckle bones – these are too hard to chew and can break teeth).
Wow, I did nawt know that! Thnx fur da info. I nawt haz enni goggies,
Just kittehs. I hazza biiiigggg happi fur yu an yur new kitteh famibly members. YAY fur bebbeh kittehs! {{{E_M an new kittehs}}}
yesh ai knew teh bonz wur nawt tu gud. Ai tells tem tat awl teh time ai nawt wans him habin tem, tey dunt lisen tu me (an ai finks ai bein teh ony wun in teh fambibly wif a brayn sumtyms) Himz wuz ony aktin liek taht fur teh bonez nawt hims fud… ai nawt be tu wurried butt(!) ai kneow iz nawt bein gud tu freez liek taht. I tink teh bonz iz bein special special “tweet” is wat teh call um… hi value fud idem oar sumfing liek taht awn teh tv shoes. Ai dids tri tu wurk wif him an hims wuz relaxins nawt to bads but wens ai hads tu taek it, hims wuz nawt gowin kwietly
Ai dids tell mai parentz tu nawt!!! be gibin him bonez wens peples ar arownd (liek kiddlez) taht hims freezin iz teh serious business an next is teh bite yu. Dey wuz awl “haha” tills teh bone broke an tey new ai hads tu taek it an hims nawt liken taht at awl wif teh freez an teh pullin an teh tineh growlins…
Ai hopez ai teach tem lesson bowt it at teh leest. *shaks head at stupi parentz* tey awlway zsain “hims jus goggeh” wens ai sayin nawt tu do sumfin taht cud hurtz him…ai tolds tem if hims gets hurt wif teh bone dey be geddin teh vet bill. Ai’z jus glad hims liben wif meh againz. He stayed wif them fur awhil wens ai mobed in wif mai hubbycat.
….Granparens, yu can’t tells dem enyfing abowt their grangoggehs
aifinkso is whi sum goggieh tranerz sai nawt tu be playin tugz wif goggeh an leddin hims “win”… an tu awlway teachin “drop it” which ai didn do so much. Ai iz glad hims nawt du tis wif fuds or oder tweetz, ony teh bonez
Tanks EM ai kans tells tem bout teh raw bonez ony, maibeh tehy will listens tu taht…
teh funneh sidz uf tis iz ai hads jus giben Baileygogs a baff an naow hiz muzzle bein awl grezzy frum teh bone…
can ai killz mai Dadcat, just a widdle bits? Himz eben teh wun who said nawt tu feeds fud tu beggin dawg an gess who feed fud tu beggin Baileygog? Dadcat.. hims moobs away frum table furst an sais nawt same as feedin frum table… hims bery bery silly
WARNING: I’m not sure if anyone else uses the lolcat translator at speaklolcat.com but I got a virus warning just now when I tried to go to it. Just thought I’d pass that along, that’s not the one linked to on the Cheeztown Cryer though.
Lolcat translator? sowunds liek cheeting tu meh!
*hehe* ony a liddle fur tu maek teh lolz captons
Helllooo? Iz dere anyybunny owt dere?
HELLOOOOOooooooo
H E L L O O o o o o o . .
h e l l o o o . .. . .
*sowns ob ekkoes nd winned wissels in der twees*
Yu gots to luk owt for them wissels – they’ll jump down owt of teh trees an nibbul yr fingurs an toes.
en Soviet Russia, fud catchez YOU!
LOL! As one of my SNs is PelicanEatsCat, I love this!
this one sucks