
Opera cat sings only soprano
letz go over teh deth sceen again.
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Opera cat sings only soprano
letz go over teh deth sceen again.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: wrapman via Our LOL Builder
O solo meoooooooooooooooow…..
Congrats Jeditigger – u leed teh brayde!
Gud mornin anni or iz dis afdernoon fur u?
Gud mornin 2 u! Iz erlee affernoon heer (2.20pm)
ai lieked yur comint tu JT iz funnehz!
Hitting the high note!
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Interested in a GifAway?
Dats wut happin wen you “fix” da boiz — day keep der sweet babbeh voices …
when da boiz is fixxt, dey join de Chorale Farinelli!
Leebs teh deeper singin to uvvers
Sum goggies sing da deeper tings bedder, yes?
yup aifinkso teh goggehz duz teh hawool purdy gud… mai sisterz goggeh lieks tu hawool at teh trainz wissl… iz bein tu bads teh trainz nawt come heers anymoor it was purdy funneh
Figaro, figaro, fiiiiigarooooomeooooooo!
ai luvs teh oprah
Me tooz!
Me threez!
Janet?!?!?!? Istatchoo???
An – Gesundheit, bai the way!!
PS – did yoo luk at yur last burfday thred? Yoo had a layte incoming burfday wish, ai saw!
I not shur just wich wun u meen….. mebbeee onleekittehz M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E? Wuzn’t it kewt??
ohai ur cweenliness, aifinkso ai mist teh burfdy partee, so here’z mennee happeetayle burfy wishiz comin froo teh intertoobs to u
*insertz wishiz into yoo-ess-bee plughole adn senz tehm froo teh interspayce to cweenmj wiv teh burfdy caek adn partee streemerz adn bloons wiv happee burfdy in awl langwidjiz*
*pooter makez funnee sowndz*
Wut? hmmmmm. seemz tu b kumming frum mai yoo-ess-bee plughole?!?!??
*pikz lappee top up adn lukking intu yoo-ess-bee plughole*
SPLAT!!!
*mj haz burfday cake splatted awl ober hur fais
*bakz away just in tiyme az
*streemerz adn bloonz kum shooting owtta
*da yoo-ess-bee plughole
*Wipez cake off fais.
*likz cake frum arownd lips
mmmm. chokkklit!!
Heer yoo go! Ai’ll maek it eezee fur yoo, az it WUZ yur burfday!
gibbocat says:
August 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
sew sawree mai kween dat eye wuz nawt hear 4 yur spshul dai!! eye wuz bizzee wotching tygur wuds gettin his ass wupped bai teh Kawreeyun een teh PGA. sew mai pollowjeez an mai corn graduashuns.
Happee dai, mai kween!!!
Oh, Noez!! don’t telling mii I missinged mai berry favoritest Gibbocat!!!!
*rendz clothez
*rollz in campfire pit and iz kuvvered in ashez
*grate weeping and wailing iz herd
Oh noes!!! Yur hed iz awl burnt wif ashes too???? An yur clothing awl rended???
*Pats poor burnt cween* Ai noe! Ai miss him too!!
Ai *sniff* thot yoo wud bee happee to see it.
But – that iz reelee GRATE weeping an whaling ai am heering!
But dont bee too sad! Maybee hee will be bak – eben if awnlee fur drop-inz.
*Captin Ahab appearz.
“Grate whaling?? whair??? ” he askingz. “iz u shur it wuzn’t a whyte whayle??”
*runs in and pownses on cween*
OHAI!!!
I has a terribul upset I mist ur birfday!!
Wut can I do to make it up to u?
*finks*
How about… we name a pi after u?
Wut’s ur favrit flavr???
Donut beeing upsetted!!!
pi??? flavr??? CHOKKLIT!! uv korse!!!
wif lotz uv whippee creem.
HMMMMM…
How abowt Chokklit Cwee
mn Pi them?*Sends teh skwirrls off to start baking*
Chokklit cween PI!!! Hao grate iz that????
LUKKIT those skwerrls go!! Ai think they ar inspyerd!!!
yesh yesh.. for teh cween, they can has inspiration!
and perspiration!
and mabbeh even conflagration!
eep! Watch those pies, skwirrls!!
Oh, I lubz it!!! u iz grate tu nameing deh pi fur miii!!!
* watchez skwirrlz wif a fasee nation
WOW!!!
Ai NEBBER saw partee streemeers coming aut ov a yoo-ess-bee plughole befoar!
Pleez to awl bee lukking in yur yoo-ess-bee plugholes adn shayrin teh choklit burfdy caek adn maybee sum redwyne too, enuff for ebberywon!
h ttp://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/?act=insc&mp=USBWINE&o=92&p=61
*wispas* iz in teh fronsch langwidje butt (!) do nawt need to unnerstand , juss wotch teh veedeeo!
ROFL
*luks in yoo-ess-bee plughole*
oh, fankies for teh cake!
*nomnomnom*
Redwyne WYN!
Nom nom slurp slurp
OMCC, tath’s hilarius! Eben kums in diffrent kullers!
Tee hee! furst ting, ai hadz tu deetour tu FB adn posty teh linky tu my oenophile cuzzin’s page, juss awn teh awf chanss him hazzn’t seen it yet!
Nao fur teh burfday caek adn redwine….pekes in teh usb fingy…Ooh! fankees! nomnomsipsip
Ohai Janet! Gess wut ai taut wen ai saw dis lol, “EETS JANET CH4K!!!”
Oh THANKZ, AfriCat!
Itz nice to be taur ov!
*triz tu keeps frum lauffin but enz up chortlesnortinz*
keerfull der Kerri – yous doughnut wanna chortlesnortz up eey fink nawt breefabol…
Hay — diddid dat hunkeh NooFunLand rescoo goggies eber callz you? An, I fought dat I sawed a berry sad Chiwaawaa walkin down da stweet by Nom dis mornin — heem wuz cryin!!!
no teh noofunlandr dids nawt calls meh… butt(!) I dids heer teh Chiwaawaa gots new job
h ttp://ihasahotdog.com/2008/02/02/chihuahua-pez-dispenser/
*rabbit curiously sneeking in*
*ears forward*
ohai ur majestee!
*sits up*
*courtsey*
someone be whispurring it was your birfday. I sorree Iz late.
I b wishing you teh happyest new year of ur life. And good luk wif wiping that cake off
*courtsey*
*hopsaway*
Fankeez fur deh gud wishez!!!
*Waivez at departing runny-babbit*
*Upfi lines up to do teh sillibrashuns for Jeditigger and Annipuss*
step hop step step kick twirl flip
step hop step kick twirl kick kick
hoppety hoppety hoppety flop
step hop step hop flip slide – jazz feelers!
Can ai offur u sum light refreshments? Is bery hot here, can’t be bovvered wif hot drinks.
Oh noes! Ai left out Bluesfan!
But u sune put dat rite!
Sabin da best fur last!
meh tu mai cween!!! does bein tu kyoot jazz feelerz!
*JAZZ FEELERS!!*
Nao THAT iz teh cyoot indeed!!
*tikkles Upfi’s jazz feelers* Nawt tew wurry! Taht wuz a wundermus danse!
dat wuz posed tew bee attachid tew teh uvver commints
*Upfi giggles and rolls over helplessly*
Ai is so ticklish … can’t …. breeve …. ooooooh…..
dots……
HALP, nine elebenty! Send teh fyremen furr Upfi, sheez can’t breeve, sheez turnin bloo. Git teh oksyjin marsk quiiiiiiiiiiik.
ment to put
♬
Memory – all alone in the moonlight.
I can smile at the old days,
I was beautiful then.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
Let the memory live again.
♬
aaargh!! eerwurm!!!
Ware’z Ambercat? Dat’s her signichoor song!
Yes – an she sings it SOOOO byootifullee, too! NO wun can match hur!!
Harumph! Ai can see Ai is no lawnger reekwyrd! Butt(!), p’raps if sumwun wud lyk to joyn me, Ai myt,/i> be purrrswayded to sing tihs faymus Rossinni (or sumwun whoo wunse libbed neer him) dyoo et:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2326N3DQQk
ROFLPIMP
Taht wuz bein tu funneh Ambercat!
*wipes eyes* oh, yesh!
Pffft!!! NAWT rekwiered??? Yoo??? LOL!! We need yoo moast ov awl. Did ai nawt just SAY??? “NO wun can match hur>>>>>”
Yep – jest callz her “One Strike Amber” shee kin lite up a fyre faster den eenywun — esspeeshually iffin it weel bwings da fyremenz!!
nawt reekwyrd, but awweez apweesheeated
Ohai Ambercat, longtaimnosee, I noes I iz a littul laet to teh gaem heer, butt (
) I canz tu joynz yu in dis jewett? I haz singed it menny tiems, oanly I haz narstee tendensee tu nawt reesist hi see at de end…
CATZ! FTW!
Aw! now mai eyez b misty.
*snif* ai yewseded tu sing dew-ettes ub Memory wif mai awld kitteh MJ afore her crosted teh bridj…her lubbed tu sing wif meh inn teh starewell ub aor haus cuz ob de acoosticks dere….
Memory
mao
all alone in the moonlight
mao…
Enny reek wests?
Yes!!!! Ai wud laik teh “Mad Scene” frum Lucia di Lammermoor pleez! Since ai saw taht GRATE purr duck shun in Noo Jerzee, it awlwaiz maeks me crai!!
Oooh, I liek dis one!
Heer! Wun wif Anna Moffo! Teh pichoor izn’t so grate, akshoolee, BUTT!! Rite neer teh beginning – she duz a poze JUST LAIK teh kitteh! So cyoot!
So dis kitteh singing Lucaia de Lammerer? Onna mai favrits!
O yesh yesh yesh pleez –
Un bel di vedremo
*shuts aiz adn lets teh moosik floe ober her*
Meow, Meow, Meow,,, Meow, de Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow,,,, Meow, de Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow,,, Meow, de Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow,,, Heyyyy. Doan frow dings!
….
Oh Hai, PoussinBoi!!
I just mappifyed u!!!
U bring deh nomber uv peepz onna mapz tu 394!!!!
YAY!!! wii b klozing in on 400!!
Hai mai Cween
Iz gud tu bee inn yur doe mane (Interment webby joek)
Purr-feckt!
Bai nao.
O PoussinBoi, ai see u are in teh LAN down under
Ohai mmm. U goin to pun-ishh me? Yoo muss hav a PACKET of em!
Donut worree, ai won’t byte yu!
Eye wuz uh bit uh frayed!
Er, um, er ai sayed “moosik”
Kan u sing tenur? Az in, ten ur twentee mylez awai?
But Ai kidz da prittee grai opuruh kitteh…
Oh how dis’ kitteh is soooo full o’ joy!
Kitteh has amazingggggg singin skills! Listen
*MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW* *Glass shatters* >_> <_< thegoggiedidit
Ai duz nawt “meowww” tank yu bery much… goggiez “haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaowl”
Singin voyc lik dat bilong owt cide. P’rapps inna junkgle?
Kitteh sings wherever he feels like
PB tryded 2 singg. Gotted howl’d at.
ai haz a kwestion.. doez teh lolz be postded at spasific tymes eberyday?
Jus upp teh topp, nere diggit, reddit, etc.ect
Looksee bak onn owld LOLs; u sea teh tymes, K?
Othx ai neber notiz taht
every three hours…….Eastern time starts at 6:00AM. then 9:00, 12:00, 3:00, 6:00PM, and 8:00. i fink….
Yup – taht’s rite.
Cept awn weekends, wehn it’z moar laik fore ours apart.
An sumtaimes tehey can bee layte! But ai think tehy were just having sum trubble wuf sumthing – becuz laytelee. awl haz bin well again.
Ai thot at wun taim we hadded tehm poasted awn “Teh Town Cryer.” Fur moast ov teh taime zones, too!
Weekends aer diffrunt! Teh cheez tiems aer fur Midway! weekends dey aer 12, 4,8, 12 an 2 cheez tiem
datz rite…. tho sumtimez WP messes wif the posting and duzzn’t putting dem up wen it shud.
and deh weekendz and hollydayz dehy b at 12, 4, 8, 12, adn 2 ICHC time.
othx eberybuddy
ai iz in ezterntyme aitinks so ai willz do teh maff fur et
uups ai c taht Grantski dids teh maff fur meh,
tankyu Grantski
ai iz nawt bein guds wif teh numberz, cans sumwun chek tese fur me… ai iz in teh eztern tyme so ICHC tyme iz 12am=6am fur meh or iz 12pm=6am oar iz 12pm=6am?…
3=9am
6=12pm
9=3pm
12=6pm
3=8pm
iz rite?
iz confuzzlin
KLWU:
12am=6am eesturn
3am = 9am
6am = 12pm (noon)
9am = 3pm
12pm = 6pm
3am =
89 pmlarst lin shuud bee 3pm
tri tihs webby lnik:
ht tp://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/personal.html?sort=2
Addd in Honolululu tim two gettink cheeseburga tim
nd addd woteverelse.
No maffsimaticks neadid.
ai habsin big tyme hard tyme wif teh numberz… iz laik habbin dislekseeya butts fur numberz nawt wurdz.
Ai haz tu beh consuntraded teh hardz tu undrstans eben tu reed teh nondigitayl cloks..iz bein kinsa weird.
Fur meh tu reedz numberz iz bery hardz liek 100,000=wun hundred tousand… dat kinda ting iz bein hardz fur meh (an annoysing fur mai Dadcat
wens ai does teh aberitinzin cat-a-log)
ai ebun habs tu uze mai paws tu addz an subtrackt cauz ai nawt see teh numbrz in mai hedz *sigh* iz kinda funnehz an iz kinda nawt so funnehz
Mai sun can haz trubble wif teh numberz tu, butt(snerk) sew du ai sumtimes. Wen hi wuz in ohai skool himz tuk moddyfide maffs adn tehere wuz sum fings in himz grayd elebenty moddyfide maffs dat ai dint unnerstannz neever! Menny moar yeer agoa tahn ai wantz tu admit, ai akshulyy past a kawlidj kalkewluss class….nawt shur hao ai manajd dat!
dehre b sum splayingz on ichc time
He’s been tutored to managed that….
Opera cat is a catstrato?
*big snertz fur taht wun*
FTW!!!11!!elebenty!!
dids yu kneow it bein teh cat-o-lick curch taht didz taht? Wuz cauz womenz nawt sings fer tu keepin tem morality nawt corrupted… butt(!) peoplz still wantz tu heer teh singingz so tehy didz taht tu teh boiz tu keepz teh hi voicez… iz tru.
Ai resentlee heered a recor uv a castrato singin. The song wuz “Let me lament my cruel fate”… Troo!
wuz teh sawng “Lascia Chio Pianga”? ai LUBS dat sawng!!! sew hart-brakeing…
*snif, getz teh leeky eyez*
Dat’s teh wun – Ai juss thort wen Ai heered it dat him mite hab been lamentin hims own fate!
Med-evil finking! tehy wuz sew ascaird ub us wimminsz den!
UUUUUN LOL DEEEE VI-DRAY-MEOOOOW….
“UUUUN LOL DEEEE” FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@@@@!!!!!
*chuklol* I fot yu’d liek dat, JCH4K.
Dat b e berry gud~!!!!
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MarthaV, JamamaKitty and 1stDuchess an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty lemon burfday cakes wif ornge frostings, and German Choklit cake, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif opera glasses, earworms extractors, crystal glasses to make teh singing noyzes and yur favrit CDs, an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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W00t!! w00t!!! w00ttyy-w00t-w000t!!!!!!!!!
Itz Jamamamamamamaz burfday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♫♪♪♪
Happee burfday tu yoo
Happee birfday tu ewe
Happee burfday deer Jamamammamamamamama
Happee burfday tu yoooooooooooooooo!!!!!
♫♪♪♪
*warms up a bit*
Meee meee meee meeee Ooooooww
There! Ai tnink ai’m reddi
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER JAMAMAKITTY ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO Yooooo! ♫♫
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An to MarthaV , whom we havn’t scene fur way too long!!
Clappity clappity clap furr teh byootimus singing
ohai… yew awl are in fine forms dis morning!!! fanks fur teh greeetings!
Cayenne had a good nite an wuz feeling purdy good dis morning! we has a follow up appt at vet dis afternoon………plz to keep paws crosst!! schmooo
OHAI {{{{{{{{jamamkitty}}}}}}}!!!
Waht a grate burfday prezzie fur Cayenne to hav a gud nite an bee feline bedder!!!
Mai paws ar crost fur hur an hoo!!
*crossez bak pawz so frunt pawz free tu ty ping.
i sew glad tu heer shii beeing bedder!!
yup yup iz beins gud burfday prezzy aifinkso
habs great burfday {{{{jamamkitty an Cayenne}}}
happeetayle burfdy jamamakitty
*crossis awl pause furr cayenne*
*trys to dans teh burfdy dans but fawls over cos of crosst pauses*
*uncrossis pauses adn danses teh twirlee whirlee burfdy roknroll furr jamamakitty*
Happy Birfday Jamamamamma!!
Hope you and teh kittehs has a grate day!
We’z making Chokklit Cwee
mn Pi rite now, but we can add anotter flavr if u wants…. any speshul requests on ur speshul day??Mai kitteh Ben singz deh oppra! His favrits parts r deh liddol knowne part of Brunnhilde’s cat, when he joins her on deh rock, an awlso Catalaria Rusticata. He berry good atdah serrinayde, ai finkso@
Wot abaout Der Rosenkatvalier adn Toscat – duz himz singz tehm too?
An “Teh Barber of Catville?” “Lucia di Cattermoor?” “Cosi fan Gatti??”
SOOO menee grate thingz fur kittehs!!
Catsi fan tutte
Manon Lescat
teh list iz endless
‘E-licks-ear d’Lol-more?
Don Paws-squally?
A-eat-a?
Der’s also lite opra,
fur sample –
Meowmen ofdeh gard
Deh Micato
Purrates of penzinz
Mai kitteh ken espand hiss reppetore
O solo toona
giv itz to mee
delishus toona
from the sea
ai likez it
upon my plate
in springy water
coz oilz i haytzz
ai likez it!
Ai habs tu go tu appointment fur awile.. butts ai wanned tu be tellzin yu awl taht ai habs tu taek Baileygogz tu teh vet dis aft fur to habs hims cheked cauz mai Dadcat gabs him stek boen lazt nite an himz nawt seep well an naow iz trowinup teh boen pezes *sigh* mai parentz neber lizenz tu meh an ai iz awlways bein rite ai tells yu… ai iz ony bein a liddle wurried bout hims… ai sendin teh billz tu teh parenz fur it doe *ebil grinz*
ai will seez yu awl lader kthxbai
Fantom of teh Awperahs nex staw.
(Carmen by smudgie)
Give me toona opon my plate
Give me haddock and then give me skate
Give me chicken and give me cheeze
Give me salmon on a bed of peas
chorus
A toona steak!
A toona steak!
Served with garnish
On a china plate
A toona steak!
A toona steak!
Cheap old toona be
Something Smudgie hate
Txs Smudgie. Nao ai hab tihs snog im mai hed…
A toona steak ♫ ♪
Juss wen ai bee goan tabbedd…
Gudnite!
* a ton of steak, a ton of steak ♫ ♪ all de nite longg …*
gudnite PoussinBoi
tomorow smudgie wurk on gilbert n sullivanz
Applolsause! Bravissima! *frows roases awnstaj fer smudgie*
what did u do 2 the cat i heard him screeching
^_^ lol opera kitteh approfs its opera.
kitteh finks, “Iffen teh hoomin Susan Boyle kin makez teh big tyme, y sew kin ai!1!”
*strykez teh soloist poze n goez 4 teh broke*
On bee harf ov awl cat oprer singerers, I wud jus liek to sayz, dis be folls adpurrtyzin, putz abowt, aifinkso, bai a (*spitz*) suprano. De roal I singz wit all mai feelain beein be Carmen (Catmen?) so HAR, sweeit grai cat, ai singz yu orf de staej
(mmezzos aer uz, hehehe).
pitty I din see dis urlier, wud haf liekd tu maek rood rimarks
LOL!! Yoo can maek awl the tood remarks yoo want! Ai’m just awlwaiz happee to see yoo!!
Aye see yoo ar nawt bloo, an yoo SHUD be!!
So – ai think maybee what yoo ar nawt doing iz – in teh plaice where it sez “website,’ rite below the email address, yoo shud put it – just copy an payste it – Wayte! I’ve hit a rong kee an maed maiself blak!
BRB!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-TheLovecat
This iz waht yoo shud copy and payste. THEN yoo shud bee beyootifullee bloo!!
You like me! You really like me!
This reminds me of Tom in Tom and Jerry when he went to that female’s cat house and was playing that bass going, “Is you, is you love me baby.” lol.
Play with the ball-o
run around the hall-o!
Eat all my food-a
shred-a your shoe-a!
Lay on the floor-a
like a lazy whore-a!!!
Operacat…. BYE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!
lol xD
awww how cute
awww how cute
its a opera cat
lol thats too funny..