Hiram and Willie could only stare in horror
Hiram and Willie could only stare in horror when they realized Steve was a vegetarian.
he musta nawt read teh pamphlet.
Picture by: dragonflysoul. Caption by: melph via Our LOL Builder
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Hoo ebber heered uv such a fing?
Izza cryme againzt nachur!
Troo dat! Kittehs aer ment 2 be karnyvoars.
Mai kitteh is mor ub an omnivore – wutever Iam eeting shud be his. Or at leest offered for inspectification and tehn possible rejecshun.
yup yup *an congaratz annipuss fur nawt secund* ai heerz kittehs can notz be vegibutariunz… butt(!) goggiez kan
That means moar cheezburger for Hiram and Willie then!
yu awlwayz seein teh shiny side uv tings?
Some 1’s gonna b in trubblle!
When I dribed from teh Ohio to teh whare I libs now wif all my furnitures and my kitteh, Tuffy, we stopped at a mCdonalds and I gived Tuffy a Fronsch fry to nom. He taked one end in his mouth and then shook it hard to killify it before he eated it. Was teh so cute.
Well, eggscept for teh deaded Fronsch fry.
teh mamakitty used to lurve wuteber mikki d’s cooked der fries in…….. wud beg big time if we camed home wif fronsch fries!! (aifinkso wuz before dey tooked teh bad fats out)
iz bekause dey is cooked in beef extract. so, teknikally, Steve is no vegetarian!
I say *pleh* to Mc D’s!
Moar cheezburger fur us!
GMTA, Tribble. Buy me a coke.
And a cheezburger.
And some Fronsch fries.
And a choclate shake.
Mye slo puter, let mee show u it!
Heer u goe…wun Coke ™ , cheezburger, fronsch friez, anna choklit shayke. Enjoi!
I can haz sum too? I likes fronsch fries. An cheezerbur. An Coak. An toklit shayk.
Purty pleez?
Steve not vegematarian, himz a food snob, only eats grass-fed Kobe beef
ohai Tribble and LCB is U guiz meltifying in dis heat, is close to 90 herez
Ohai two-kittehs. Iz hot heer, but not hoomid. Dis haz rilli been a nize summer!
BC temps wiff delektible noms.
yu tempenting awl uv bridish columbeea? wow tat’s sum talentsis yu gotz pj
Ebil *snicks*
*whispers* Hey guess whut. Eye wuz reading sum uff teh commentz ober onn FailBlog. And dey wuz not sew bad. Dey eben *squeeze* each udder lyke wii {{{hugg}}} eech udder heer! An teh menz awl beehaved dem selvez. (Iffin u no whut eye mean.)
Dey aer moastlee nies peepl, but sum uv teh trolls dey get aer nawt nies at awl.
Datz whi eye stopped readin teh commentz. But sum tymez dey iz berri whitty!
Mye fambly iz rilli enjoiing Doctor Who. Wii iz upp tu teh Agatha Christie eppiesode wit teh beeg bee. Wii doant lyke Donna at awl! Wii hoap she iz replayzed soon. Tu bad teh Doctors dawtur wuz killed. Wii lyked her.
*whispers* Ai haz ownlee watshed bowt fibe minnits uv wun uv teh berry erlee blakk an wite eppysoadz. Iz nawt mai sort uv fing at awl!
*nods* not so bad, akshully, doze flail boggers, yup, i finkso.
mebbee Her Royal
pain in teh hyneeHighness, dah Cweenmj would deign to shaer her burfdae caek whif dem?*wanders over to flail bog.*
Izza Cween’s burfdai!? Ohh, eye hoap she signes on sew eye can wish her a happi dai!
Dere aer lossa happi birfdai missijis awn teh prebyus lol – mite be a gud eye deer 2 put ur wishis dere.
Ai lefted wun ober dere cuz ai couldn’t being here earlyer. Ai’ll saying it again — Happitayl birfday, Cween, an menny, menny moar!
*powncez on Cassidy*
Dhere u ar!!!
*Purrz and hedbonkz*
tribble, i left some caek over dere- halp yr slef!
Oh Hai Tribblol!1!!! I wuz nappifying. it b mai burfday prezzee tu maisef.
Ohai mai cween. Do yoo noes mai motto? “Ennethyme can bees nap thyme”.
Ai do hoep yoo continyoos to has a bery bery happeh birfdai!!!1!
Huzbin adn i will taking a liddlol trip tu deh koste neggst week tu sillybrating ower burfdaze — dey b tew weekz apart.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wun yr wii tooked deh hole munf uf August off werk fur ower burfday prezzee and trabbelled. Ebbree morning wii gotted up and sed “Happee Burfday” tu ee chudderz.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*lukz arownd*
Oh heer dey iz!!!
Thank yew Diamund Kitteh!!! Schmoooo!
Der are bery nyce peeps, sum eben knoes how tu talk write. And when wii had da rememberin ob Matt (Elsa_Mama’ hoomin son) who wentted to help da nite watchman sum ob dem kam an sed berri nyce fings. Dey ar berri otay.
Aaawwww… It’s ok, Steve! I’m a vegetarian, too!
He remindz me of my dead kitty who liked so much fries :’(
vegcatz = wrong
I loff Hiram (or Willie’s) wittle outstwetchd white paw! Kitteh iz sayin “Noes, Steve, why iz u nommin on teh fries! De best noms be teh chzburgr!!! Kitteh cat-astrofee!”
Tru dat!! *nodz* Steve haz goneded tu deh dark side.
Gess wat! I may be adoptifyed in a cuppla weeks!
I saw a kitteh at PetSmart today (loklol hoomayne sosietee has animlols dere foar ‘dopshun), an fawled in LUBS! Hur iz 3 yeers owld, has lawng hares an prolly has sum Mainlee Coon in hur. Hur alsew has tabby/caliko colors! Hur iz teh sweetist fing, iz HYOOJ an iz definitelee a lap-kitteh. Hur lettid me snorglol hur an hur purred up a storm.
Ifn hur iz still dere aftur I moov in a cuppla weeks, hur prolly goin hoam wif me!
Plz to be keepin ur pawz crossded dat wii can doptify eech uthur.
I keeps mai feelurs crossed that she be there for u!
Fanks, Upfi!
*triez tu wawk wif pawz crossded an fallz ober* um…how longz yu sai?
cuppla weekz yu sai?
Dis cud beh triky…
**gigglols at thot**
Fanks foar teh halp, Kerri! Mebbe u onlee kross dem wen u nawt walkin?
that ar grate gnuz!
Yesh, hur iz beyootimus an I WANT SO HARD!
Plz to be crawsin ur paws foar me, ‘k?
crossing mah pawz fur U
Red, is there a way to adoptify her now, and then take her home after you moves?
Prolly nawt. I donut finkso I can has hur heer.
Plus, moovin to anuthur hoam so kwiklee mite be stressful foar hur.
Yay! Win!!
Except that McDonalds fries aren’t vegetarian, they contain cow fat. (See McDonalds’ website ingredient list if you don’t believe me)
Hay, I can has ShamWow? I’m watchin footidj of Woodstock an Roger Daltrey iz awn….
**wishis hur had been borned 15 yeers erlyur**
if u iz old enuff tu memberify Woodstock, u kan’t meberify Woodstock.
I wuz onlee 2 in 1969.
Hee hee!
I wil has a lolcat in wun weak! Yay!
Corngrabulayshuns on da to be hazing da lolcat in wun weak!! dat be da most wundrfullness!
Dis 1 iz too funny! Gud job dragonflysoul!
Im wif hollyr57, tish iz teh funnyiest iChc i ever seen!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!
(stil lolling!!!!!)
I haz d kitteh dat eetz OLIVEZ. Momz kitteh long time ago wuz d KRAUT eeter
I wif Steve, I much raver nummy fronch friez dan cheezburger.
they has cheezburgerz!
why dey dont celibrate?
Oh noes, inturnashional vejetearianism is spreding, carri a ham!
Vegetarian cat huh? Interesting!
i can haz fries
wotz wong wif vejtabullarianz ????
It’s not that, he’s vegetarian. He’s watching his weight, and the fries are the best part!
Photo caption fail. McDonald’s Fries are most certainly not vegetarian!