
Giev dat to teh goggie, an he’ll luv u forevur. Give dat to me, an I promiss nawt ta claw ur faic just afore ur date tonite…
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Iz ur choys!
Cal taht a goggie? Luks mor lyk a rat!
Wat mai huzbing cawled a penwiper!
Whut mah dadkat cald uh swetter wawking aroun!
ooo nyce hat… whut taht is taht yu is nomming? wii kin awl has sum, mebbeh? huh? huh?
iffn yu shair eet wib teh cheezfrends, wii wheel lubb yu furebber!
Mornin GP – dunno iffn RJ iz still heer – her iz nommin a creem skon(e)
(add teh “e” oar nawt dipendin awn haow u say it!)
Morning annipuss!
hmm… nao lemme sea heer… “skon” oar “skowne”… aifinkso eet ees is “skowne” ware ai is… uh huh, yesh.
but but but iffn yu wus tu ask: “GP! Ware is yur skowne?” ai wud has tu sai: “skon!” cos ai wud hab nommed eet awlreddy!
Ai taek it u aer awn a seefud dyut – u see fud an eet it!
* nod nod * nao, whut a piggeh has tu du tu get sum brekfust rownd heer? ware is mai waytriss??? pfft! ai has bin heer a gud 30 sekkunds…
Sowwy, but Ai aer off dootee naow – haz 2 go owt 2 get teh Sumdai papur an sum banananananaz. Bai fur naow!
Buy Buy
* waybes littlol paw adn wanders ober tu buffay *
Heer GP. Sum Kawfee nd Kake. Skonns maybee leighter, K?
*Offers GP tray wif hott kawfee nd car ant kake.*
*enny wun ells? Halp urselff. *
ooo fankies! ai wheel an extry strawng kawfee wib extry shugar (is steel erlee heer in TTI adn ai slept in…)
ooo carrit caek tu!!! OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM
we has leftobbbers frum teh cween’s partee, two!
two full alfabets wurth ob brekkies!
ohai, pinnee gig!
>likks piggeh hedd until piggeh hedd is wett<
hmmmmm
it is a skowne an tehre is mor in mai freezah – teh cheezy wuns is gud butt (!) teh frooty wuns gawt lefted in teh uven a bit lawng – mite gib tehm to teh burdees an maek sum mor.
Iffen baeked tu lawng, is skowne, or stowne?
kawl mebbeh?!?
Iz tipe of goggie you haff two pwroteck, nott vice vursah!
Pleeezze! Nott de Clawws agin!
Larst tim wuz hardd 2 splain fore paralol shayving cutts to ma date!
but but but donut yu has won ob dose fancee gnu 4 blayde rayzurs?
Ohai Pinney Gig,
I dun twied Free Blade, Fore Blade, Fife Blade nd did eye bee bold over bye luvly wimmins? Noes! Eye cutted mine fayce like pimpolled boi!
hmmm, nawt if tehy is teh skritchyskratchy iskahs – beerd rash dus nawt luk gud awn teh wimmins!
but but but ai has alwais lieked yur beerd, Ambercat… * snerk *
* Spluttterrr *
Harumph! Ai resembul taht remark!
>spit take wif decaf cola produkt<
woops! pardun mii!
culur co ordinayted pets!
psssst – gib kukkee tew me an goggee will still lubs yoo fureber!
Troo dat!
Kitteh! Just klime his pants and get teh nom! Is eezy.
Two Troo! Kittehs r berry smaht dat weigh!
conga rats shoos, poussinboi, RJ an annipuss!
ai fink tihs call fur kukees all arownd! ai nos anni wants sum kawfee, ennebudee else wan sum? ai has tew go fink up a gud dansee!
Thx MM, cawfee an kukees wud be grate!
Tanksalot MM
Preshee ate ur jenralosity.
Luks lyke I misted de Qween’s partee nd de festivitivities.
Day be sleepin it off, ifinkso.
Mai aksidental dubble ID, RJ, has gorn, butt(!) Ai is heer nao an cawfee is awlwasi walcom!
Othancs AB. I kneed an utherr Kup.
* Takes kawfee offherd *
Sip Sip Sip
ohai, amber, we has teh bottumliss cuppa kawfee upfred, an kukkees, an awl teh brekkie left frum yesterday!
Aifink Ai wud gib dem haff eech!
ai grees, anni. that’s how it goes in my hawse. Even if I know Obi doesn’t like it, ai hab to gibn him sum or he steel it frum zeekie!
I think the Human or the goggie better run! Soon kitty shall unveil evil plans of world and Nom domination! >:)
sew, ai needs tew no
what is teh address tew teh cheezfrenz chat?
ai gots mai eva magnet, an ai lubs it!
I’d also like to know
Tehre is a Yahoo Cheezfrenz site – butt(!) oenlee a fyoo ob teh peeps tehre still post heer – an a lawt ob us is awn Faysebuk; mai DID is tehre just amember to gib yur ICHC naem wen yu send a frend reekwest
ai has tew go nao bai bai all, play nise!
>waves floofee paw<
no wuree, pinnee gig, ai vegitairian! yoo just tas…nise.
Iz troo? Pinnee gigs tayste lyke tchykcen?
*In veight ober four meel taykeson nyoo meenink!*
*NoNoNo! Nott two bee eet ting udder Cheezefrends.*
uhm – PB?!?
*narrows eyes*
one does knot nom de rawdints nor de burrdies – dey be our friends!!!
NoNoNoes Nennepus! Nott my sutchestchin at tall!
Upp buv mee MM was likking GP ondahed an tasting hyms!
Iz trooth. Iz ritten pwoof.
Piggeh hassa flavur?
Parently is chikkin… whoonoo?!?
i faught ee twas:
Amaretto
Bowjowlay nuwauh
Carmel – not chikkin…
Dobble mochatcheenoh latteh
E…
EggNogg – wiht tu exgs
Fryd Fysh Fyllut
Garnish (Mayne corse, obcorse)
Hot Toste – Fronsch
I…
Ice cream cake
Jujube
Kickapoo juicke
L…
Licorish
Mandaryn Orinj (nawt poisson)
Nutella
O…
Oregano
Peeza Pi
Quail (dat’s lyk chikkin, rite)
Raviololi
Swedish Meetballz
Toona
Upsyde dwon cayk (Pineapplol)
Vichyssoise
Waturrmelloln
Xia – (Chinese fur shrimpees)
Yoghurt
Zingurs
ai juust mmake delicioous kofee.♪ rien d’autre…♪
Ohai Carotte
Cafe au lait? Merci
hahaha…♪ who is goggie?
Not many of these have bunneez
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kitteh prolly does nawt want bredding … give dat to doggie
Huh??
My cat loves chicken nuggets too! she begs and begs when i eat them….