
You think you understand your human . . .and then he brings something like this home.
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You think you understand your human . . .and then he brings something like this home.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Autopunk via Advanced Lol Builder
nauw wotz dis?
Luks liek a talking toilet.
aifinkso!
sewz, shud wii bee axin “WHO is this??”
i dont kno if this will work but it sopposed 2 be a vid
IT WORKS
Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets!
Tralalala!
Ossim! It’s Hairy Potty!
Congrats, catena!
othx. wii bii tyd! awf tu teh ty bootik!
ai nedz sum fud en dis haus!
ai awlwaiz new dat tink woz watchun mii!
Kitteh finks he wull nebber unnerstan hoomins
Will hoomans ever reelllee understand kittehs?
Nope, an dat iz part uv wat maeks dem so wundermuss!
ai sure nawt understand dis human.
Bow and kwivver befour mee!
Okai – PB winz fur funneess!
Corn Granulations Catena nd Annipuss
*Bows nd Quivvers tu yr nawt-sekkund winns*
Duz yu belongs to teh Church ov teh Quivering Brethren?
ooh – there’s always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort farm….
Ai saw sumthin nastee in teh woodshedd
U has strange tastes
Catena and anni! Happy Sunday morning, afternoon, or evening!
*slides and glides across the floor, pausing only for a brief spin and twirl*
*pulls out a tablol and loads it up with bagels (plain, salt, sesame, poppy and whatever other kind you want), nova lox, cream cheese, capurrs, thinly-sliced red onyums; fresh-squoze tangerine juice, tea, coffee, and champagne.
Nom down, pals
nom nom nom
thx!
Yay fur catena and annipuss – a happee top ty indeed.
An Q – thanks fur awl the Nommy noms.
Ai think teh poppy seed bagul wif sum creem cheez – an teh tangereen joos will bee purrfekt fur mee.
Uhohes. Nao ai wants baglol fur brekfist. :S
i wants a beagle now too, wif rayzins, n cimman- sinimin- yummy brown stuff. n butters. nom.
And now, in my continuing exploration of my new home, I’m off to check out the local farmers’market. Talk to you all later.
Bai! Haz fun!
* Wayves att Q *
Thnk Q
*Ooo Bagels!*
Wy is eet starin at mii? Wy is eet STARIN AT MII????!
Oh, an wut ees eet?
Smartypants wuz rite, Ifinkso.
ai wonda wot it saiz?
Adn nauw fur sumtink completelee diffrunt…
Bad suppa?
Coym sit ovah heer!
Dont put dat in mii!
E…
Eeeeewwwwww!
Flushed wiv success
Goe awai!
Hi hansum!
I…..
I noes yr sekrits
Joyn meh fur a drink?
Kitteh kitteh, korm heer
Luv meh tender
M…
Extra spechul treets insyde.
Flee far frum mee!!
Go awn! Yoo KNOW yoo want too!
H. . . .
Howdy DOODEE!! (oar doodoo?)
I’m nawt sittin still fur DIS!!!
Jelly an Peenut budder???
K…
Kindlee remoob yrsalf
LUNCH!
Macarana!
N…
Noes! Noes! Get awf!!!
Opun sezamii!
Poop happenz.
Quit squishen mii!
R…
Hav mercee. Pls tu uzing littre tway
I nott ur size
John down de hall
Kitteh, plz liking mee
L
Luuk @ whut yu did
Mayntinanse rikwired
Noms nawt heer
O teh huge manatee
P….
Ai haz had ennuff uv dis guys “toilet humor”….
Heyy!
Kitteh sayse: NO Potty Tork in dis haus!!
LOl!! that thing IZ skeeree!!
teh eyez! TEH EYEZ!!! Tehy follolow mai ebery moov!
Juss wen u thort it wuz saef to bizit teh baffrume….
Oh nose Anni, how longz hazit bean dat yoo bee a skeered ub ta potty room?
Ai aern’t, but iffn Ai thort sumwun wuz watshin me….
Classy dekor, wii duz nawt hav it.
:snerk:
Ar yu eyeballin MEE, misturr?!
U luk FLUSHED!
*Klose ur Trap (Pweese)*
Kill it, kitteh! Befohr it getz u!
It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.
*Grown*
Kitteh iz bowled ober bai this wondermus objekt
He iz oberflowing wif joi!
iz dat wut yu call eet en yur haus?
Did he rember to say “ktanks”?
ohai!! heer is vakayshun burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mrsglueck, Moe and Granny Ogg an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! Is it too urlee for cake? Never! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes and honey cake and pavlovas, iskreem, mimosas, shiny poynty party hats wif pompoms on them, an goodie bags filled wif magick wands (in Granny Oggs honor), maps of Discworld, and ittybittykitteh-sized flying carpets. an a big swish ob teh vakayshun burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*places next to Q’s most wondermous luking feest*
fank u VBF! guud jawb!
*noms a hayuge peece uv fudjy caik*
mak suyr datz caik…
Happi Berfdays!
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER MOE ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO Yooo00000ooo! ♫♫
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An HAPPEY BURFDAY to GRANNY OGG and MRSGLUECK too!!!
Tankee KG. Hippe Borfdai ebreewon.
*Taykes sum hunny caek to nom*
Eyes off tubed nao. Nighty Nighty
Happy birfday, birfday-havening peeps!
*helps self to extry-large mimosa*
Flooffee Cow Kitteh
duz nawt Grawk haow Hewminz feenkz.
Summtymez dayz juss weerdz!
Hewminz coodz ubz bawwt
lawtza gooshee fudz. Insteddz,
dayz bawwtz uglee feeng!
Cow Kitteh duz nawtz
knoez wut uglee feeng iz, butz
it habz 2 goez away!
Jack.
If yur toylut talkz
Purhapz yu mite konsidah
Tyem tu stawp drinken?
*gigglolz kinda shily* Ai lernded wat Haiku iz a few lolz bak so naow ai noes tis iz haiku wehn beforz ai taut wuz jus poem ^_^
Sew naows ai can sai.. Gud Haiku catena!
LOL!! Just push it off awn teh flore a fyoo taimes, Flooffee Cow Kitteh, an it will majikallee disapeer!
Noo litterboks no has litter… is dis some kind uv joke?
Oh, GUD wun D.R.!!!
goo goo♪
ohai ppl mah kittehs r sleepin
That.Is.Perfect! I laughed and laughed.
Lluks like iss gonna bite u on ur buttz. Doan turn arown, kitteh!
Hao wud hoomin liek it iff kitteh brot hoem a littur bocks wif aiballz?
Toylits wif eyeballz nawt sew grate, askshully.
i has skewl 2morrow
I saw a horror movie with a scene like this… O_O
ebil litr boks
LOL!
litr boks wil atak!
I see sonic in the background…