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W00t!!! W00ty-w00t-w00t!!!!
LCB and Janet haz ben tyed tugezzer!!!
Ai think, if ai may say it, that this iz a furst!!!
You sayed “furst”!!!!!!!!111!!!!
LOL!! Ai noe!!! Ai felt VERREE daring today!
Janet said FURST?????????
Ai fink . . . . Ai fink . . . Ai fink her might hab goed . . . crazee!!!
Az a prezzie fur cweenmj an AWL uv us, ai am reposting (tho it iz layte, an still menee may nawt see it) this luvlee storee rittin bai kerri-luv-wif-u.
Kerri-luv-wif-u says:
August 13, 2009 at 6:35 am
(inspired bah tis pic and Prisma Kitteh’s kitteh and mai kittehz ober teh bridge)
*liddle floofy kitteh bouncebouncez ober teh bridge tu be met bai tu kittehz who beh notizin herz bein sew yung an tiny. Wun iz tuxido kitteh Alex an teh uder iz black kitteh wif wite spot awn chezt Ralph*
Alex kitteh: *sniff teh tiny kitteh an tiltz himz head* Ralph, doez yu smellz sumfin different bout dis tiny yung kitteh?
Ralph kitteh: *sniff* hmmm ai do smellz sumfin different *sniffsniff* iz faint smellz but iz bein lawtz uv tem awl togeder.
Alex kitteh: *sniffz teh bouncy bouncy tiny kitteh againz* iz bery strange izint it, iz like many many hooman peppz awl mixeded togeder coverin teh tiny kitteh gurl.
Ralph kitteh: yesh aifinkso butz how cud such yung tinytiny kitteh meetz sew many hooman pepolz, iz sew bery bery yung to habs trabled taht far?
Alex kitteh: *putz paw un little bouncy kitteh so himz can taek lawg sniff* ahh ai tink ai getz it neow, taek lawg sniffz Ralph.
Ralph kitteh: *taekz lawg sniffz uv teh floofy kitteh* hmm wut iz taht, iz amost electrikal smellz…iz awlmost liek teh telemifone smellz.
Alex kitteh: close Ralph, ai tinks ai understandz dis… dis kitteh habz intertubz smellz *liftz paw tu letz teh kitteh bouncebounce againz* dis iz bein bery specialz tiny kitteh aifinkso. hur habs much luvz from teh wurld awlober frumz teh intertubz, iz why hur kitteh spurrit iz sew bery bright. Shez geddin many many beemz frum awl kinz uv peoplz awl ober teh earf.
Ralph kitteh: Yesh iz bery specialz… *turn tu teh oder kittehz* Wee habz tu be taekn xtra care wif dis tiny floofy kitteh. Hurz sew bery bery yung tu beh crozzin teh bridge, butz habz sew much luv wif hur. *kittehz awl nodz wif agweement* Hur habin many many hartz wif hur an ai tink hur be meetinz many many hoomanz wehn teh finallyz cumz heer tu the bridge. Hur will beh meetinz dem tu tank them fur awl hur briteness yesh, aifinkso! *awl teh kittehz purrz an nawdz in agweement*
Alex kitteh: Yesh, hur meetz dem awl ai fink tu be sayin tankz fur teh beemz and teh hartz. Wif awl taht luvz hur beh growin sew bery strongz heer, hur becum bery beautifulz an sleek an happi wif teh big hartz frum awl teh luv and beemz.
Ralph kitteh: *watchin teh tiny floffy kitteh bouncebounce after teh rainbow budderfliez* We will watch ober hurz an hur growin strongz heer wif uz, ai tink teh hoomanz will beh surprized wehn teh seez hur. *tiny floofy kitteh pouncepouncez awn a flower* iz beinz nice tu grow strongz heer an bein ablez tu stay kitteh at teh saem timez dun yu tink Alex?
Alex kitteh: yesh an wif awl toez beamz hur be brite az teh moon an starz, yesh aifinkso, awl teh luv be makin hur sew bery brite indeedz.
*Alex kitteh and Ralphs kitteh lukz at teh little floofy kitteh wif lutz uv purrz an smilez az tehy watch teh brite angel kitteh playinz wif teh uder kittehz. Tey canz cee hurz growinz strong and britez wif awl teh beemz frum teh erf suroundinz hur. Hur payn iz awl furgotten, hur sadnezz iz awl gon, ony teh luv uv teh peplz who tuk such gud carez uv her remainz an mixez wif teh beamz uv many uderz makin hur kitteh spritz glow wif much britnezz and warmf. Hur luks at teh Alex and Ralph kittehz wif a tiny mew befor hur joinz awl the uder kittehz tu play an tu bounce an tu hapz awl teh fun while hur waitz fur teh hoomanz who senz hur teh luv an beemz tu finz hur sumdai far off in teh diztant futurez*
Janet, fang queue SEW muchly fur puttin kerri-luv-wif-uze story up here! We all had such a sad fur litlol Belinda, an tihs story makin mai ize leek awl happy.
An ai luvs teh electricle smell ov teh intertoobs awn herz! KLWU, yu iz terrific riter!
oh, fank u frum me too! ai haz nawt bin on to play much latelees, an ai wud hav mist it! *leeky eyes*
Iz bein glad yu liekinz it. Ai wuz habsin teh bery leeky eyez wen ai wuz ritinz it tu. Teh imaj uv it waz jus appersin in mah hed an ai hadz tu rite it.
Dat be lubbly, Kerri-luv-wif-u! Fankyoo fur such a wunnerful story. Ai can pikshur teh kittehs in teh meddow, welkummin litlol Belinda. Fankyoo too, JCH4K, fur postifying it agin.
OTHX {{Janet wif teh 4 kittehs}} ai wuz bein a widdle self concus tu repozt it againz. Sumtymez ai iz teh silly taht wai…iz bein uzed tu pacez wehr taht kins uv ting iz taboo. ^-^
There iz?? there ar?? What kinds ov plaices ar these?
Yoo see – this iz prittee much teh awnlee plaice ai’ve ebber bin!
So ai dont reelee know waht teh odder peeple do!
*lowerz boice bery kwiet* der ar sum skeery paces owt dere, ai seenz tehm, ai habs teh skars tu probes it. Iz smrt tu be stayens in heer, tis is bestest pace awn teh intertubs aifinkso!
Yes – it iz cumfee an cozee heer. An teh peepl hoo seem to be nice – ar just az nice IRL az they ar heer. Ai hav – suddenlee this yeer – met menee – an they ar just astonishinglee wunderful.
Peepl hoo ar nawt – dont usuallee stay heer veree long. Wai that shud bee, ai donut know.
fankees frum me, two! ai wud hab missed as well, an I lubs tihs storee berree mush!
KLWU – I reddit teh nawt sekkund tyme an aifinkso myne eyes wer leakin an an an I furgitted tu tell ewe how berry mush I enjoied yure writins..fank-em…eben if eet gayve mee leaky eyes. {{{KLWU}}}
LCB and Janet TIED?
WOW…….
DAT is an amazinglee wundurrful fing…..
We haz missin a LAWT of teh ole peeps (Nawt sayin ur ole,Romeo, n case ur lurkin). Missin tehm a LAWT!!
So – Margareetas fur ebreewun waring flip flops?? An ai think Tribble haz browt teh salt.
An – maybe itz nawt so gud wif teh Margareetas, but mai sister just maed a lot of Blooberree Tarts – wif whippy creem.
*puts platter ov Blooberree tarts awn thh tablol. Tehy ar LOKAL blooberries, too! Fresh pikked today – tho nawt bai mee!
*strollz up wering brite pink flippy flopz
*Halpz sef tu Margareeta, salt, tart and whippee creem*
Hmmm….. lesseee….
*putz tart in margateeta, topz bof wif wippee creem and tosses salt ober sholder*
mmmmmm. sip, nom sip, sip, nom nom sip. gud!! Fankeez Janet uv deh Fore Kittehz!!
LOL!!! Ai’m nawt shur yoo did that rite!!
Purrhaps yoo ar under teh inflooenz of thoz majik brite pink flippy flopz!!!!
Wii hadded a RL freshly maded frum freshly pikked blooberry pi deh uzzer day… wun uv deh camperz gabing it tu Rick fur halping dem wif dere motorbote. Wuz eggstreemlee nomalishus!!!
where’s parrothead?!
Outlaw? What is this, tequila mockingbird?
Mebbe iz….
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TAINTED?
Agave u a straight line, apparently.
Well – yoo AR nown far an wyde fur yur jeneerocity!
Doo yoo hav ene moar???
*gives Janet elebenty generosities*
Thank yoo, deer LCB, fur teh menee generosities! Ai think ai noe waht to do wif them! an ai needed sum!
ITZ TEH QWEEN’S BURFDAY!!!!
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER CWEENMJ ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO Yooo00000ooo! ♫♫
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Yoo sing so byootifully, Janet!!
Fankeez fur deh lubblee Sara Nade!
Happee burfdai cween!!!
Tankeez, zoeandmir!!! Haz a margareeta wif a blooberry tart!! It b deh ‘in’ thing!!! u putz deh tart ‘in’ deh margareeta!!
Iz yous birfdae?
Happees birfday, Yous Majistee!!!!!
Oh Hai Dave!! Iz now offishully deh day after mai burfday. But I thanking u fur deh gud wishez!
Hippo birdee two ewes, cweenmj!! We iz neerly da saym ayj, cuz owr burfdaiz iz ownlee wun dai upart!
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U putz teh tart n da margareeta? I thotted it wuz spowsta b “U putz da lyme n da kokoenut n dreenk it awl up”…
Ohai Aahz! Happitayl birfdai yesterdai!!!1!
Ohai Lungdoc! Fanky 4 da burfdai weeshiz!
Oh Aahz!! Ai mist yur burfday too???? ;(
May ai say now – ai hoep yoo hadded a VERREE happee burfday – yeesterday! an may yoo have menee menee moar – but nebber get awld!
oooooo
happiness an joi tew yu as well, deer Aahz!
>curtseyfallober<
oops
Happitayl burfdai Aahz!
*puts da lym inna kokomonut and drinks eet awl up*
*Fawls ober agin*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ohhnoes.. attak uv teh earwurm! *goez lukin fur teh sung tu feed teh wurm*
U putz da lyme in da coconut den u feel bedder.
Didja find it okeh? Googlol for Harry Nilsson adn Coconut.
Nilsson Schmilsson
Nawt Son of Schmilsson?
iz bery funneh songz an ai finded it awn youtube
aahz sed, u putz teh ‘tart’ inna ‘margarita’
an heer wuz mee finking he wuz mayking a statement abowt owr cween!
u noes, like, we puts teh ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’
Adn teh “count” in “countree”?
Quoting a Neil Innes line there, 4.5K? Although Ai don’t fink we want to do it foneticallee lyke he did, if Ai rememberz rite…
Yippee!!! too burfdaze wun dai apart! Happeh B-lated burssdaze 2 Aahz and cweenmj! eye is berry layte 4 dis parteh cuz ai bin buzy wiff owt ob town relatibs bissiting 4 Andy-pandy’s wedding ‘ception and eye maded awl teh fuds, too (butt (!) dey eeted most ob it–srry noes moar marry-nated mushyrooms, etc). Butt (!) is a fee-you gud stuffs still lefft obber frum teh party:
*puts owt teh nummy party crakkers*
*byz moar wunnerful softy cheezes 2 go wiff*
*lots ob lubbly graypes: free colours*
*odder ‘sorted froots and beggitalblols*
And teh mostest un-freeking-beeleevablol chokolate cake in teh uniberse. Berry liddlol cake, akchewally–mostly chokkolate ganace on outsiyde and chawlko moose ‘tween teh layers)
Yum, yum, fangs 4 sharing party thymes wiff mii, NE layte cheezfrens! must git some sleep now.
Smooz and {{{{}}}}} 2 teh Birfday peepz and minny moar!
Kitkay! Thankz fur awl teh partee snaks!
Oh – an cheez an graypes!! an froots an vegggie tablols!
ai dint know it, but teh partee haz bin going awn prittee much awl day! But – nuthing iz too gud fur ar deer Cweenmj!!
Oh hai Aahz!! fangQ fur deh zoo!!!
*Putz hippo in deh lake.
*Showz birdee wair deh birdee feeder iz hanging frum deh juniper tree.
* Sheerz sheepz, cardz wool, nittz sweater*
Thankz – an yoo ar welcome!
But – where iz Zauberflote?? Oar Mary0Spockn? Oar Nativca66?
We need a CAEK!!! Wif candlols!! But ai dont know hao to do it!!!
MaryO gaved mii a cake on deh last LOL!
Heers a Margie Rita insted.
Oh, thank teh CC!!
Hooray fur Mary0!!!
*breethz big seye ov releef*
Ai nawt se zauberflote ina berry lawng tiem. hur caikz ar saorlee mist.
Oh, ai miss hur too!!! Maybee she will com bak sumday.
Thoz grate hyooj chokolate caeks she wud bring were just spektakewlar!!
OHapi Burfdai, yur majestee!
{{{{{catena}}}}}
Happi happi burfdai, happi happi burfdai,
Happi happi burfdai, Cween MJ!
*grabs margahreetah frum upfred and drinks wif a kwikness*
Happi happi furbdai, happi happi Demshay
*falls ober*
happi zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Oh BDM! Taht wuz verree prittilee sung – but ai do NAWt think yoo ar sposed to drink teh margahreetahs wif a kwikness!!! Moar laik *sip sip sip*
*opens wun I*
iz dat whut ai iz dewin rong?
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ai new eet hadda bee sum reasun ai needed a nap just nao…
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*I slowly klozez*
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ZZZZZZZZZZZ
*gently schmooooz BDM wifowt waking hur*
sew sawree mai kween dat eye wuz nawt hear 4 yur spshul dai!! eye wuz bizzee wotching tygur wuds gettin his ass wupped bai teh Kawreeyun een teh PGA. sew mai pollowjeez an mai corn graduashuns.
Happee dai, mai kween!!!
cween mj? ish naw wan moosic? naw i wan teh muusic
>curtseys<
oh many happinesses fur yur natal day an fur mennee mennee moar to come, deer cween!
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I preesheeatingz deh gud wishez!
o noes – yur berfdai! ai misseded it!
Happitayl nawt awn tiem berfday wishes!!
Happi happi burfday, YUR Magicalness!
Blessings on yur wondermuss self!
Ai – wish they had teh cginkit martooniees. . .
Ummmm – chonklit???? chonklit martooniees??
Wish ai noo teh werds to tath sawng laik ebreewun ELSE seems too!
Nawt ebreewun. ai dont nd ai dont eben cair. hee.
Can lookem up here if you wishez:
h t t p://www.elyrics.net/read/j/jimmy-buffett-lyrics/margaritaville-lyrics.html
Thankz, Lungdoc! Ai am a reel duns wehn it comes to “pop” mewsik leer icks.
Tho ai hav HERD teh sawng – ai just dont usuallee pay much tenshun to teh werds!
==sigh== Ai heer ya, Janet. Aifinkso peepolz got owta teh habit of listenin to teh lyricz when teh musicians got owta teh habit of writin anyfing taht would reward teh effort of lissenin. Abowt twennyleven yeerz ago maybi.
**grumblegrouch, gettoffa mai yard, yu silleh kidz**
{{{{{{{Lungdoc}}}}}} Yoo ar reelee funnee!!
Hassin teh “centrul pross S in disorder”, Afinkso. Nebber kwite has tey leerix rite, adn peeps makin fun caws Ai sings teh sons awl funnii.
Aargh! Centrul audit R E pros S in disorder”
“ennyfing too stoopy to be sed, may be sung.”
wurdz to live by.
*nod nod*
Dis B wun uv da sawngz U knead 2 lurn, cuz itz wunna dem “Sawngz U Noez Bai Hart”
Ware is parrot? Shii wud noes werds and linkees prolly…
yesh. we want parrothead, we want parrothead, we want parrothead…
*joynes mary0spockn*
we want parrothead, we want parrothead, we want parrothead…
*whipurrs to mary0spockn* ai laik hur too, but wai doo we want hur rite nao???
we want parrothead, we want parrothead, we want parrothead…
*whispers* because ifinkso parrothead is calle’d parrothead because she is fan 0 jimmy buffet, he of “Margaritaville” faem, adn would know all teh werds, if indeedy she iz being a fan.
LOL!!! Awl this tain ai thot she just laiked parrots!
So, Janet, how mennee chonklit martooneez haz u hadded awlreddy???? Hhmmm??? *stern luk*
Akshullee – nun at awl. But we DID hav Botticelli cawfee liqueur – on eyez. Deelishus – an awnlee slightlee impairing.
Dont think ai wud driave, tho!
Y4 u haz cawfee likker on eyez? Duzn’t dat make it hard tu seeing?? i gess datz wut u meen bai “sightlee impairifying”
kans yu maek martooneez owt uv Godiva Wite Chokolet Liquur?
Ai kneow iz gud in teh cawfee adn teh hawt chokolet…ai’z nawt tu gud wif teh drink mixinz..
……steppt on pop top, burnt owt mai flip flop….
My frenz ex-huzbin thot it wuz, “I stepped awn a POP TART!”
Dat wurkz tu!
Awl I can say iz, dat musta been wun STAYL pop tart!
Lawtsa yung peepz naowadaiz nawt b noein bowt teh “pop topz” what kumz awf teh canz n layz onna grownd waytin 4 uvver peepz 2 step onnem… Dey awlsew nawt b noein bowt fingz liek vynull rekurdz n 8-trak taypz…
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G, I b gittin teh owld…
Hippo birfday Aahz (eben do ai be late)
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*Ai ard teh owld alredi. Ai still haz 8-trk tayp player anna lotsa tapes, adn many vynull rekurdz albumz and 45s tu*
Eye unnerstand tudai iz your burfdai mye cween! Eye wish u teh happiest uff daiz tudai…and menni moar!
Fankeez, Tribblol!! {{{{tribblol}}}
*fawls to teh ground an covers hed with ashes – whilst shredding clothing*
**joynz Janet**
I foargottid too.
Happitayle Birfingday, Cween!
Tankee, red!!
*Kawlz nine lebenty*
Hallo?? Wii haz mergen Sea heer!!! Send fyremenz!! Janetz hed b awl burnt tu ashez!!!!
Adn az an added attrakshun, hur clothez b fawling tu shredz!!!
*winkz at Janet*
Now wii bof git a prezzee — FYREMENZ!!!
Oh cweenmj! Taht iz SOO nice ov yoo – an awn yur burfday, too!!
But – if yoo ar feeline majikal today – moar tahn usual, purrhaps – purrhaps you cud doo teh impoawssibul??
But if ai luk too funnee wuf mai hed awl burnt to ashes, maybe ai shud wayte a bit. . . .
*watchez az deh fyremenz hoze Janet off*
U lukking much bedder now wifowt deh ashifyed hed!!
*splutter splutter choke gasp*
*shayke shayke shayke*
Well!!! NAO ai am dripping wet!!! But cool!!!
Can ai be awlmoast az cool az Romeow???, teh koolest Kitteh ov tehm awl??
*handz Janet a ShamWOW!!*
U haz awlwayz ben kewl!!
…cut mah heel had to limp awn back home…but there’s nip in the blendeer…and soon itz will wender…taht nippy conkoction that halps me hang own!!
And yas, I iz a Parrothead 2! And I be only 25 yeers old!
Nothin rong wif teh ladiez liking teh music taht iz older tahn themselfs, aifinkso! Shows good judgments!
Aw, tank u, Lungdoc!
Taht was sew sweet!
Sum peeble claim derz a meezer to blame…
But I noez, itz deh dam tabby’z fawlt!
OMCC! Iz me in kitteh form!
orly?
whell tehn, ai muzt sai… yu has such smuuth sawft floofy velbety cooshy fuzzeh silkeh snuggleh furrrz *rubz up against Red*
lukin fur mye lost shayker uff salt
SALT! SALT SALT!
sum peepul klame dat derez eh goggie tu blaym
♪but eye nose, ’tis meowing Dan’s fault.
Classic Trek ref? Dr. Makhoi’s ole grrlfrend, teh Salt Monster?
Noe, butt (!) gud trie … pj’s ref iz 2 da lyv LOLcat bershun uv Margareetavil — C 4 ursef:
ht tp://w ww.margaritaville.com/index.php?page=videos
(tayk owt da spaysiz n skroal daown 2 da bottum uv da listee 2 fyndit)
Dat’z teh not second thing eye thot uff tu!
Jose Cuervo u iz a fren of mien
I lyk to drink u wif a liddlol salt an liem
Did I kiss awl teh cowboiz did I shoot owt teh lites
Did I danse awn teh bar, did I start enny fites
Bud I no, it’s da Red head’s fault.
HAY!
I rezemblol dat remak.
**luuks sturnlee at pj**
*runs an hides unnndr bed… taakes chips & green stuff to dip.*
**runz aftur pj**
Git bak heer! Dat’s my chipz an wak-a-molay!
Um wat chips an wak-a-molay? All dat hear iz me & dess empty bowls.
U eetid my chipz an wak-a-molay?!?!?!
I’m gonna go tell mahm.
**stawmps awf to tattlol awn pj**
MAWM! red is luukon at me sturnly! I hazza scared an an gotted a hongry.
**luuks arown**
Ware be teh chips, sawlsa an wak-a-molay?
*stumblols in wif big bag ob frsh cheeps and wackomoley, berry nommy!*
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Ai iz fool. No can eets.
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Napthymezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wil, ai has tu trai agen heer. da wp sined me owt, awl unbenonced tu me. ai se iz da birfdai ub owr magnifisint cween. haoep it wuz da happines. iz awlmowst obur awlredy. ail just helping maislef tu da blooberry tartz . ai finkso owr DameJanet iz riteley mpaared nd wil nawt notis. Sins ai strat tu rite she bin resibing halpz but she aperez tu nawt be abul tu dribe tiprwroter enny beddur nor me.
LOL!!! Hallo, Mai Lady uv deh Green Shoooz!!
ThankQ fur deh kind burfday wishez. .. .
*nibblolz sum moar on deh tart.*
… mmm….
Donut u find deh blooberry tartz am berry tastee?
“blooberry tarts”…. “berry tastee”
I crak maisef up sumtimez!! 
LOl!!! Ai saw waht yoo did!!! Yoo crakked mee up, too!
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But ai had to go away fur a minnit – sumthing ai had to do. . . .
Oh Ladymonde!! {{{{{{ladymonde}}}}} Hao verree nice to see yoo again. Ai’ve bin goan fur munths an munths – it seems – an ai hav mist yoo.
An tath yoo ar heer fur teh cween’s burfday!! Cudn’t be bedder!!!
An yoo ar moar than welcom to teh blooberrie tarts! An yoo ar rite!!
Tai Ping at teh moment iz fur mee a bit danjerous!!
heehee. ohai tu yu tu{{{{{ dame Janet}}}} yu hab recubburd sum awlredy. must hab bin the firyhoz. ober heer awn Califurnis sied firemenz ar bizzy wif stait burning up awl obur da plais . nawt az bad az last yeer. Ai lubz da blooberreez . Dey nawt groz heer dat muchlee. Ai byed sum nd froz abowt 15 pwnss . Oh, dang. iz tiem fur cukking wuns moare. happy Caturdai tu awl.
Ohai JPAQC!!1! I seen da nys burfdai sawng U singded 4 me onna “in ur wallit” lol yestiddee! Fanky 4 dat!
Oh, ai’m so glad yoo saw it! It wuz verree layte taht ai wuz there, an ai thot yoo mite nawt get that far bak again!
Iz ‘K, JPAQC — I wuz dere verree layte 2, sew we wuz prolly dere bowt da saym thyme!
Next fing ya know, kitteh will be nibblin on spung cake, watchin the sun bake.
♫♪ … awl uv dem capshunz maykin U LOL … ♫♪
♫♫ Surchin’ fur mah lawst shaekur uv sawlt ♫♫
♫♫Sum peepul sai dat thare’s a woomun to blaem♫♫
♫♫ but Ai knoe…….iz mah oen dam fawlt…..♫♫
Well, fokez, It haz ben a fun day! But now I must go ridifying hurd on deh camperz.
Fankeez fur awl deh gud wishez and deh lolz!!
Schmooooooz tu awl!!!
{{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}
Wutt! wutt!! Butt I juss gotted home!! I juss bringings teh goodies! an teh danses! an hats! an confettees! an cakes! an horsdeeurvs!!
doan goooooooooooo
*hangs on too cweenie’s feets and whines*
I b bak rownd lebenty! (Pasifik tiymez)
*snagz cake, horse devourz, & a hat!
*Tossez Cweenfettiiiz
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*Schmmmooooooooz deh DawnKee rite btween deh eerz.
*dansiz owt deh door.
Mwah!!
Hear, ya fergot da candos…iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kafleen!!! We can dans fur teh qween. Maybe DavecanhasDrTinyCat can joyne us, too!
but – waht taim is elebenty???
hmmm……..mebbeh i willz haz too park me butt rite heer till she returns.
Fudgeball?
Fudgeball??????
Sumtaimes yoo ar SOOOO Miss Teerre Us!
Hallo, Kafleen!! Iz u still heer??
sry I b so late. wii haz idjitz in deh campgrownd tunite.
idjitz in teh camp? LOL!!
Lebenty is late. (Eben fer me!) afinx it b l:AM central 2 eaastern
>runs arownd campgrownd wif a long sparklee flag, opal cullers, wif mennee gold fingees hangin awff, showting<
Iz owr cween's burfday! bring all teh noms to her!~
{{{{Mugglemary}}}}}
Deh flag b sew purty!! Fankeez! Schmoooo!
Habs enywun seen Prisma Kitteh lately? Ai wrote a stori bout hur liddle foster kitteh an I do nawt kneow if she cee it.
Ai ony gotz 3 comints awn it sew ai nawt kneowin ifn maibeh peepz didn liek it so much oar jus nawt cee it maibeh… *has a teeneh tineh sad fur a sekond and den itz gone*
Bring it bak heer!! It wuz so gud – yoo can show it moar than wunz!!!
Ai’ve bin goan mice elf so much dont know if she’s bin heer oar not. But ai think maybee ai sent teh link to teh cween fur teh Town Cryer.
but DO bring it bak. Ai’m shur menee peepl wud laik to see it!!
Ai leftded hur a message ai fink hur oder fusterz maiet beh keepins hur bezy aifinkso.
an wunce agains, tankyu fur postins it fur meh… ai whil kneow fur nexted tyme ai cans be doin taht ^-^
Won tekuileh
Tu tekuileh
Tree tekuileh
Flore
Du du du dud da da dud du..tequila! Peewee Herman tequilla danse.
tekuileh – has yu hugged yur toylut tudai?
*snickers* bin dere, dun taht!! butt (snerk) doan’t finkso wif tekillya, teh wurstest fing evvar wuz Sowfern Kumfert. Bleaurgh! Ah, fer me misspent yooth!
Chuck Rio (Daniel Flores, r.i.p.) adn The Champs FTW! (Showin my age again, aifinkso.) Taht song was 27 years old when Peewee put it in teh movie… adn the movie is 24 years old now! Omaigarsh!
Wholley sunumagun! Taht sawng iz oalder tahn eben meh!
Mahgahreetahvill
Iz kapitul awf stayt awf
Eneebreeashun
Conciseness, your ohaiku has it!
TY!
*Collapses in admiration. And giggles.*
Egg salad indeed!!1
N is necks to
da stayt ob
Intoxication
Iz ohiaku 575? I usta no.
Ummmm- yes!!
Ai think yoo need a fyoo moar sill lol bullz there in teh middlol!
Aifinkso yesh, 5-7-5, but this being Cheezland, we has a certain amownt ov latitude. Creative chaos, let us show you it.
Ohaiku…FAIL
Oh, well, callit a limerik, adn try agin tomorro…
“chaynjiz n latitude, chaynjiz n attitood…”
Hay, dat steel fitz wif da theem!
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“I’ll take ‘Jimmy Buffet LOLcats’ for $1000, Alex”
Wat is cheezburger in pair ob dice.
Teh savoree collashun awn which wi feedz?
Smoove kittehboi at teh bar sipz hiz margareeta
adn sayz to teh waitress,
“Ai reely du appreciate teh fact yu’re sittin’ here…”
Well, it didn’t get moderated, so clearly we gots no parrotheads among teh moderatorz…But annywai, off to teh NB wif teh kitteh…
Your meow sounds so wonderful, but your face don’t look to clear…
*brought up on Buffett’s music…*
Soon ai will be kaptan of karpit ship…
two lumps ref? WIN
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Of korse! In hawnur uf Caramon (da reel-lif “Snooch”), who went to da bridj dis week.
Ohai diva! Fankew foar callin attenshuns to “twolumps,” which was new to me, adn relevant to owr interests! (Clever/funneh too!)
Happy Burfday to cweenmj an half-past Burfday to
Aahz. Ai red everwan’s nice wishes an awl teh
hi-lair-yus coments. Hoap yur peshul days were awl teh fawn yu deserf!
Fanky catta-cake!
Schmooo tu yooo, catta-cake!!
I love Lolcats. This is my favorite one! Somebody send me another alcoholic gato!
*ai postifys dis hoping da cweenmj sees it, but will try again tomorry*
Cweenmj hapytail burfdai song
*sung to the tune of “M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E” and wif teh band from “Music Man”*
Whose the leader of the clan-land
Thatz made 4 you an me?
c-w-e e-nmj Shez da wun 4 me.
Hey dere, Hi dere, Ho dere
You’re as welcum as can b
c-w-e e-nmj Shez da wun 4 me.
CWEENMJ *cweenmj*
CWEENMJ *cweenmj*
Fureber let us hold her banner high!
High! High! High! High!
Come along an singz our songz
An join the jamboree.
c-w-e e-nmj Shez da wun 4 me.
*clapittee clappittee clapittee*
She sed she’ll be bak at elebenty! so she shud see it tonite. An it shud maek hur verree happee, aifinkso, yesh!
*joynes teh singining*
♫ CWEENMJ *cweenmj*♫♫
CWEENMJ ♫ *cweenmj*
Fureber let us hold her banner high!
High! ♫ High! ♫ High! ♫ High!
♫ Come along an singz our songz
An join the jamboree.
c-w-e e-nmj Shez da wun 4 me. ♫
Whoooo hooooo!!! Fur teh burfday gurl!!!
♫ Tarantara! Tarantara! Ding! Boom! ♫
*Throwz in diabolical piccolo part from Starzans Tripes 4ever*
*apaws apaws* yu kneow ai neber gots tu cee taht show.
Tank yew, OnleeKittheh!! Dat wuz a lubblee rendishun!!
I memberz watching deh M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E club yrz adn yrz ago….
Ohai Cweenee! Hoaps yu rekubbered well frum teh faynt? *has a wurried* Surtain purrsons mite try tu purrloin yur presees ifn yu goe swoonin laik dat!
Oh Hai!!! I finkso I b ok now!! I keepz mai prezzeeez berry klose!! no wun kin taking dem….. not eben LCB!
surchin 4 mai lawst shaekr of sawlt…
Mic…cee ya soon!
Key…y? becuz we lyke u!
Happy b’day cween!
I *hic* haz *hic* a *hic* drunk *hic*
I wonder how they got the cat to pose like that long enough to take the picture.
Wat haz been sung cannot b un sung.
Iz drinkin to make youz look better
want cheezburger in purradise
luved yur comment;verrrry funnnny
A Siamese Parrothead? kewl.
Funny, I thought he’d prefer “Cheezburger in Paradeyes”…
Wher mai shkr o salt?