ya put yur right foot in,
ya put yur right foot in, ya put yur right foot out, ya put yur right foot in, then ya shake it all about
nd can u put ur left foot on bloo?
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ouh ya du da hokey poeki
Ya putt ur rite fut in, ya putt ur rite fut owt an ya shaek it awl abowt! Heer we go loobee looo, heeer we go looobeee lyyyy, heeer we go loooobeee looooooo, awl in a Caturday nite!
We can does bunneh hawp next?
whut if teh Hokey-Poeki is really whut its awl about?
*shudders at teh thot*
I faught “sebenty-sicks” wuz teh answear 2 ebberyfing (lyfe teh yoo-knee-berse, an so awn)???????
Gib oar taik firty-foar.
Ai fot it wuz teh 42. Maibee itza difrnt yoo-knee-berse!
come awn, everibudi!
an shaik it awl abowt!!!!
Ewe’z does teh hoki- poki an Ewe’z tern ewesef aboud. An datz wha iz awl aboud!
IT Awl?????
O, noes! My lief: i’m doing it rong!
bedder gits my pryorities straten owt!
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*whispers* don’t furgit 2 b takin teh spcae awt btwn teh h adn teh t
Dis kitteh mai b inna saem boht.
Oar maibee dis sum gnu dans idears 4 a wedding reesepshun.
kitteh duz nawt luk enthusiastic!
kitteh duz not keer furr deh mandatory fun!!
kitteh piktur luks a littul teensy-weensy photoshopped. But carosue iz rite – teh feelinez not lieks 2 do what they r toled!
I wanna Pokey himz belleh!
And ai wanna strokey himz floof.
awwwwwww!!!!
**scritches donkey behind earz**
*wigglols wiff a happee* XD
ohai, nc! how’s teh grammpa busy-niss dese daze?
LOUD
Behbee nawt let up ’til we put Andy Pandy awn.
Then…silence!
**paws bideo** *WAAAAAAAAAH!*
**pushes play** *crickets*
**paws bideo** *SCREECH!*
**pushes play**
Iz liek an awn/awf switch.
This wun wurks gud tew, butt oddly enuff, nawt teh engrish vershun.
O, ICK LEEBA DAS!
*ich bin ein Gummi-Baer, ein gummi, gummi, gummi baer!*
Kann gummi baer due teh hokie-pokee?
aaaauuuuughhhh!!!
**mufflols gigglolin**
dyd hims splort? du wee knead da CCC?
*twitch-twitch*
*leeds dan to recobery lownge*
whiskee? scotch? margareetas?
dubble pls, today has been one to test my resolve to not drink at work.
*handz Dan a nise soothing cuppa camel mile tee.*
*narrows eyes (a la Clint Eastwood)*
*Putz soothing nite mask on Dan.*
throw in a set of ear-plugs and ya gotta deel.
Whoz playin tonite?
Heer in teh fabyoolus bedroom a la’ Red, wii iz playin teh noo Rob Thomas cd.
Ricardo Arjona, and it has been a goat-roapin’ of the first order.
.
we expect the strike to take 3 hours tonight. mebbe more.
Ew, dat nawt sown fun.
U wanna come halp me moov? I need a purrfeshunlol…….ooh, dotz….
Onlee ifn teh CCC has sum brane bleech oar sumfin lyk dat.
Teh Hokey Pokey iz Dan’s fabritist song inna whirled!
ai haz eerwurm frum da laist lol – wood dat hep?
*twitch* 376 times, in 7 months……not counting rehearsals. *twitch*
.
one of my actors gave me a button “What if the hokey pokey is what it is all about?”……….Ya know, an old guy can have a suprising turn of speed when fleeing the Wrath of Dan.
Roger Wilco!
Ennyfing wii can do to halp, Dan?
Duz dat making u Dan Wrath~er??
can’t be, I don’t have that frequency……
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke — banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, ’tis what it’s all about.
**snikkurs**
Wun of teh lokal raydio stayshuns duz a bit cawled “Rap Masterpeese Theeaytur” an I imadjined teh dee-jay doin dis. It maded me gigglol a liddlol.
Brill yunt! Forsooth, ’tis the Bard!
Whut if it iz awl dat itz about?
Wood tic awf alotta hoominz!
ai wood be happi tu join da churge uv a Hoekipoeki. moar funz dan dem udder wuns.
GMTA! (onlee yore Mynd finks faster dan myne!)
a macrame of five! We can conga over to teh tye booteek as soon as teh hokey pokeing iz dun!
My fren an I uzed to play teh “Pokey Josie” butt hur nawt lyked it.
a quinteplit macremae?
ooh lukkit awl da purtie stringz tu pley wiff
*williboi jumpz inna stringz n getz awl tangololed –
*
sawree cheezpeeps
Where is Maus? Him shud be tellin himz joek!
der isz spezshull hokipoeki joki?
Ai iz frantiklee luukin — ai will postify
ifwhen ai finds it.Found it (but not in lolspeak):
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the
moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey” died
peacefullyat age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin. They put his left leg in. And that’s when the trouble started.
wuz beinz funny NS! othx fur findinz it fur uz!!
tee, hee, hee!!!
Margareatus kitteh, klunx wall on da way too bed.
I mighta been walkin lyk dis kitteh last nite.
I nawt shur wut wuz in dat shot, but it wuz sum GUUUUUUD stuff!
Duz yu member tawlkin tu mii?
Yesh. Duz u member tawlkin to me?
Ohai, Red — iz u beddur tonite?
Ohai, NS!
Yesh, I iz mutch beddur tonite. Had nastee migrayne dat lasted 3 dayz, so I wented to walk-in clinic an gotted two shots (wun in eech cheek) – wun foar payne an teh uthur wun foar nawt frowin up.
I leeved dere drunk az a munkee! (Nawt kno ifn my eers wuz red, tho.
)
ah-HEM…….
**luuks at Dan**
Drink ur tee, Dan. Dat coff sownz nastee.
Oh course, I nawt had enni “shots” last nite!
Too bad foar u. It wuz gud stuff!
My butt be berry soar, tho!
ahhh ai betz yu wuz feelinz neow payn *ai hopes*
didz teh give yu teh dem. or teh morph.? Imz skeered uv teh morph, ai kneows sum peplz taht gon kinda krazy frum it
I wuz feline no payne at awl!
I nawt shur wut teh no-moar-hedayk stuff wuz, butt it werked gud! Nawt Demerlol oar Moarfeen, tho.
Me, krazee? How cud u tayle ifn it maded me dat way oar nawt?
Ya putt ur rite fut in, ya putt ur rite fut owt an ya shaek it awl abowt! Heer we go loobee looo, heeer we go looobeee lyyyy, heeer we go loooobeee looooooo, awl in a Caturday nite! An doo da hoeky pokey!!!
wear deed ai put doaz rollur skeytes?
Whut if de Hokey Pokee reely IS whit itz all abowt?
So sum time ago, a mans came up to us an says, o hai! We wants a used bookstore in ar Arts building and we wants the bof of yu to run it. We sais…okay. We is finking, lalala we will belief it when we sees it, nice dreem, tho. Tuday he kalls. We is on skedule. Be reddy to opens in nawt second munf of 2010. Nao I is in a flannic. Anibudy kno gud buk about starting a small bussiness? We gots 4 or 5,000 used buks, no problem. Jus no experiens!
Yay carosue! Concatulationz! Eye luvz uzed buk stoorez!
Maybe u cood contact your locul Chamburr uff Commerce. Udder bizness peeps mite piont u inna rite direcshun. (Dis iz not tu be confuzzled wit the Chamburr uff secretz frum Harree Pottur. Butt eye betcha u ha lots uff Harree Pottur bukz tu sell!) Gud luk, eye haz alwaiz wanted mye own biznezz. Ware diz buk store gonna bee? U has tu tell awl teh cheez frenz tu shop dere! U cood haz ICHC nite! Ohhh, how eggcyting!
Iz jus small town place. But building used to be a bordello, back in the day! So we can has fancy girl ghosites in the corners of the stacks, eh? We gets 3 of the rums fur ar space. An ya, dere are a kupple Harry Potters in teh boxes! Maybe I plays the wizard rock. SOftly! I also reesently gots a box of 30 Heinleins, sum cukbuks and a 1911 Britannica. So we is all set! Chamber of Commerce probably mor halp than the Chamber of Seekrets. At least there isn a basilisk corpse decomposing in da corner there!
A bordello! LOL! Building uzed tu sell used gurlez, now it will sell uzed buks! Ohh, dat wuz bad, sorri.
Bof awr gud tew hab in bed.
carosue, just make da store comfy an friendly. Sumplayce dat yu wuld lyke to go, shop, an hang owt. Customer service bii key! Friendly an hewlpful. Daddikat haz had a store fur 24 years useing qwality wurks, an friendly service, an dewin wat I say I wil atta fair price. Fink about awl da stuffs da makes yu crazy at otter businesses an don’t dew that!
but…whut a bizarre idea! yu wan me to turn mai back on teh customs an policy uf practically the whole town? Yu wants us to be pointed at an laffed at? Yu wans sum of the customer to dye frum teh shok?
I know it iz a crazy and eccentric idea. Just mite wurk in these crazy and uncertain tymes.
{{{{{Carouse}}}}} Dats gud gnus. Butt(!) be sure to haz buksore kitteh. Iz almost a requirement
Sigh. They will nawt let us has bukstore kitteh! So I is gonna take ar kitteh statue. An make the kitteh bukmarks. Best I kan du!
Wut “they” doan gno woan hurt dem aifinkso.
try small businesscat administration. dey haz plans and stuffs, yessureebob.
w w w sba. gov (doo da ting with da spaces, ohai!)
fank yu!
ai suggest comphy chairz an gud kawfee
They said no cawfee becasue did nawt want to compete wif the shop up the road. Said to provide number for patrons an shop wud deliver. Sond like sum trubble to me. I wil wurk on gettin the comfee chairs! Only we gots to haul them up a long flight of stairs!
ai dun tink yu shud sellz teh coffee, jus keep a liddle pot fur freh
ouch ai dun liek stairz
Okai, no cawfee, just gib owt martoonies! Wun free wiff ebbery $15 purchase!
You put yur fut rite in it u pull yer fut rite out u put yur fut rite in it an den try to shake it off.
Cat…im a kitteh cat….and i dans dans dans…..and i dans dans dans……
Maniak? ob da floor an she dansed lieky sh nebbr danst b4….
WIN!
Dansin kitteh
Tahts teh bestest bideeyo eber! ai LOL eberytiem ai finks uv it adn ebry tiem ai gits a texty messij, cuz dat ams teh ringtone!
Eberytiem I has voyse messidj, my fone sownz lyk Suupur MaryO Bruvvers.
ooh! ai habs dat wun fur mai fone kalls!
**doo doo doo, de doo de doo…
My ringtone foar incomin cawlz is sum Hungarian Danse fingee.
I did has a Cween song, butt it nawt came owt berry lowd.
Tahsts a nyoo wun fur mi, ai laffeded til my sieds hertz! Den ai sent teh URL in a emeow tu teh peeps hoo ai fot wudz injoyz it tu! (husby finks ai carayzy)
Dis be anuthur classik.
Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh, iz teh unfy!
Kitteh aerobics instruktor, does side lunges
Ohai two_kittehs!
Ohai Tribble
Jest as lawng as it nawt bee teh pointee ends pokee!
Danse, lyke a wite cat.
Now, I gonna hokie pokie awl aroun’ da howse!
/sigh/ i am so completed confuddled!!! I no ose wut to do. i wantz da babbeh kitties — I nose I do!! Butt i iz afeared that maebee I gittin wun too soonz. I wuz gonna go dis mornin ta lookee at two (well der are fibe, I onlee gittin too) blak an wites babbhes (ta matchee mii blak & wite goggies — tee hee) butt den I had da worriez — shud? Shud I nawt? and cancelified the appointment.
Naw — I still wantz dem!!! I kin go on Sundai, I so confoozled. I shud wait, maebee i doughnuit nose!!!!
Haus cud be moar kitty proofed, goggies need ta lern dey do not needz door opens alla tyme .. etc etc.. /sigh/ butts iffin I nose I wan getta kitty, den y or y wait???
I gess wii will awl hafta wiat to seez whut I doo doo doo, eben mii no nose …. I wished der wuz a cross-eyed smiley wif heem hare inna knot!!!
Oh E_M, I nawt know wat tu tell yu. Iz biiiggg decision an commitment. Iffin I HAD tu gib yu advise, I wuld say wait a bit iffin yu has enni reservations. {{{E_M}}}
I luk at it dis wai. The kittehs need teh luv. Your instincts are sayin, I has empty plas in heart which, iffn I apply kitteh here, maybe feel better. Sumtimes trusting instincts is rite. Iffn there is any practical reesun why you shud nawt, like otter peeps in haous nawt like kittehs, that is important to take into account. Otherwise, why deny yerself the distraction of adorable babbehs, that will mak yu laff and will be needin yu?
deez kittehs iz jus babehs rite? ai gotted mai williboi n susyq onna impluse atta katsho. hadda 17yr owd burmese beefour den an hadda puttin hymns down. ai wuz nawt plannen tu get ani moar kittehs cuz ai wuz remaudlin da houz. beeg wholes inna wallz n stuf lyk dat. ai lawked da bebehs inna baffrum wile ai frentickly kitten proffed da plaze az best ai culd. dey wuz onlee 8-9 week weeks sew dey wuz limmitted bai der size fur hauw mush trubbile dey kud getinna.
babeh kittehs wil make yew laff n smyle an prolly cri (cuz yew wil wanna shair de funs wiff yer Matt) an dems tings yew kneed tew due. dey wil bea der fur yew tu cuddel n snorgle an wil be worth ani trubbil dey mite git inn. nuffin maiks mee happier dan babeh kittehs
mai pinion iz fur yew tu bee gettin da bebehs ASAP.
{{{{{else mama}}}}}
Ai third dat moshun. Da beebeh kittehs be da bestest medisin inna da werld.
Aifink u shud get teh kittehs unless dere iz a specifik reezin nawt to. Hazzin littlol bebbehs to luv will halp wif sum uv ur sadness & will sho u reezins to laff & smile & enjoy lief.
{{{{{E_M}}}}}
ai has agreement wif teh NS.
Howse cud nawt beh taht bad fur kitteh pruffin rite? Yu has monies tu taek kar uv tem rite?
Yur goggiez most liekly adjust tu kittehs rite?
Yu habs luv in yur hart fur teh kittehs rite?
Yu nawt suddenly nawt liek kittehs an be wishin yu nawt gettin dem rite?
mait beh impulz bai butt(!) wif kittehz yur predy saef aifinkso.
So that’s how it’s done!
what if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about?
Epic Pokey
3km – I luuked at a playse 2day. Iz kyoot an affordablol, an reel kloas to werk.
U wanna halp me moovin?
♪♫ Yoo moob yor red hed in
Yoo moob yor red hed out
Yoo moob yor red hed in tew uh playse where she kin scream and shout.
Yoo hab uh liddlol party, in teh yor domicile near yor werk.
Dats wut iz awl about. ♪♫
Gud wun, NC!
Well, I hazza Honda, so I’m shure awl da small nicky naks an stuffed animals will fit.
Yah, u can bring Pookie, Baby an Lucy to my noo playse.
Oh, an I need halp findin a nyse yoozed cowch.
I wuld LUV tu gib yu thiswun, howebber den I wuld bii sitten awn da floor. Hubbikat says “No new kouch til Lucy an boi git bigger an nawt ruin.” Pfft! Hii wuld lyke sum kinda Green monstonsity enniway.
Dat wun too beeg ennyway. Libbin room iz a liddlol small. I cud even yoose lub-seet insted of cowch. No sleepur sofaz, tho. Dey be way too hevvy.
Hay Red — Der be “FreeCycle” groop neer you? Look on Yahoo Groups for a local wun. You kin lots o nice stuffz der ifinkso, maebee eben a cowch or lubberzseet.
Ossim idea, E_M! Or eben tu skwishy army chares. I lieks skwishy chares betterer tahn cowch.
E_M, yu still going arownd aobut teh bebbeh kittehs? I can has opinion. (I ALWAIS can has opinion…)
PWEEESEEEE TELLZ MII UR OPINION!!!!
(Wow. Nobuddy eber sez pleez aobut mai opinion. Gotta show tihs post to mai fambly…)
Mai opinion iz tihs – yu been berybery bizzy tihs last 10 months takin caer ov Matt. So yu can fink ov yur loss as mebbe dubble, cuz yu lost a job at teh saem time.
Teh kittehs iz a new caertakin job – wich yu rly needs – kind ov liek werkin parttime wen yu retires. An its nawt a big job furever. Yu will keeps busy for a wile wen teh kittehs iz yung – tehy makes sure ov taht. But yu an teh kittehs gets moar self-sufficient az tiem goes by.
Ifinkso it wud be a gud fing. I knoes yu wurried aobut overloadin kittehs wif emo baggidge if yu gets tehm nao. I don’t fink yu will duz taht. Speshly if yu gets litter maets liek yu sed, becus teh kittehs has cat society tu.
Hokay (pokay) – Iz runned owt ov lolspeek! Ennyway, taht’s mai opinion.
Datz a berry berry berry gudly opinion … ifinkso awl peeps shud bee axin yous yer opinion!!
Ifinko furr sur I git da babbehs. Onna Sundai as der foster mama bee owt ub townz now. I NOSE I wants dem … an nuffin kin bee moar trubbol dem mii Jazzy puppeh (he iz rite nawt puttin heem noo ball inna an outta da wader bowl and dem bwinging it ta mii ta frow furr heem) … an I lubs and lubs heem an he nebber maekes mii mad …
fankie eberybuddy furr awl da inputz .. it halped muchlee!
Awlso, Another Mans Treasure awn Clays Mill Rd an 2nd Sofa awn Regency Rd Ifinkso. They have 2nd hand sofa, hence the name. BTW iffin enniwun wuld lyke a 2nd hand hubbi, I haz wun, just haul hyme off.
Duz he fit awn a biciclol?
Daizee, Daizee, giv me yur anser troo…
Icanhas haf a crazee awl fur teh luv ov yu.
No can has a stylish marridge cuz no can has a carridge,
Butt (!) yul luk skweeee upon teh see tova biciclol bilt fur tu!
Herman, Herman, dis mai anser troo…
Iz be crazee to marri a jurk liek yu.
If yu no can has a carridge, cawl off teh freekin marridge,
Cuz Ill be dammed if Ill be crammed ona biciclol bilt fur tu!
*snorts*
D:
OMCC! Pepsea camed owt mah noes!
Brilly Ant !!
*picks sewlf up awf teh flowr* Dass unfy!
“CannonSPLORT!!!!” *right inna big piel uf floofie kitteh blankies*
(insted uf “Cannonball”)
*finkin abot teh cannonsplort*
*wipin teh tee off teh screen*
Grate idea, Jeremy!
(We can has cannonsplort in teh LOLympics Divin ebent?)
O noes! Der floofi blankies dey be splatterz wif de braynes!
*tinks abut how 2 getz braynes off de blankies an back insid Jeremy’s hed*
*idea, I haz it! *
*runz fer de CCC*
*scrapey scrapey up Jeremy’s braynes off der blankies an rinses dem wiv der mint-sented saline*
*dis takez several scrapeys – teh braynes splorted kinda lotz!*
*pakk dem caerfullee inna branyes jello mold an’ den tuks teh molded braynes bakk in teh hedd an replases hed bonez*
*taptaptaptaptaptappytap*fassen bak down de hed bonez wif dekratib dukky taep*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*gentlee leeds Jeremy to teh splort recubbery roomz and wrap inna lite blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a eclair*
U jus rest naow, okz? Bee carful of de cannonsplortz!
*weakly* Fank Q foar teh rescue, jords…..i cud nawt halp eet. Butt foar mai bery nawt-sekkund splort, eet was fun!! And floofy!! Teh choklit and eclair was nummy. *raises one finger* And nao I must….*snork*..zzzzzzzzzzzzz
*hawt choklit anna blankie always maeks me go to sleepies*
Squee! (Does kittehs squee? Oh wellz) I wanna scratches that floofy bellies….kitteh luks like mai Lainey! Only I tinks dis kitteh bee maybeez a Scotty Fold? Kitteh’s earz luk folded, itinkso. Mai Lainey iz a Turkish Van. But deys definitely bot gotz de floofy bellies which is gud for scratchin!
*tietens goggles ter preventz de splortz* I can haz mor duckeytapz plz?
Shur, heer ya go!
**RRRRIIIIPPPSSSS a gud lenf of dukky tayp**
I seen awl kullers of it at Wally Whirled 2day.
Fanks, rhsb! Iz loverly dukey taep!!
*fastenz CHRG mor securley* Berri much bettr, itinkso! Naow Ize safe ter luks more at teh cyut kitteh!
Yu can has a lucky to has a Turkish Van. Wundermus markins an nawt fraid of teh watters – bery egg-otter-kick kittehs!
Ai wud liek teh opionz ov teh cheezepeepz…ai maed a bideo uv mah goggie beins skeered uv a rubber piggeh toy… iz funneh oar iz jus kinda kyoot maibeh?
Baileydogz skeered uv piggeh
Ai cannot see youtube stuff atwerk (awl blokked) — but if ur goggie iz teh wun in ur avatar, datz wun kyoot goggie!!!
Ma kitteh freeked out abit I finx she no lyke dat noise. Refer dat or she lykes it a lot
I nawt likee da bideo and mii goggie nawt likee it neetherz. Dey nawt likee da sound ub dat stoopy toi. Jazzy puppeh sez trow it awaiz!!! An Lady Janes sez send it ober heer and shee weel killz it furr Bailey goggie …
yesh aifinkso iz when yu skweez iz nawt bein az bad az wehy yu lets go… iz nawt a niec soundin toi… butt(!) ai fink iz kyoot fur mai shelf
Ifinkso Baileydog iz teh kyootest goggie eber!
Tihs bideo nawt az funneh. Pore Bailey duzn’t luk happitayl, an duzn’t attak teh tormentor piggeh. An teh Minions did nawt liek teh noise, jus liek pj perrys kitteh – ifinkso teh piggeh mite rly sownk liek a skerryfing – mebbe a terridactil!
However u shud definitly maek moar bideos of Baileydog – iz fotogenik an luks gud on camera, too.
Othx eberybudy *has a proud fur her kyoot furbabbeh* Dun worry, ai nawt tormetnz hims wif teh piggeh, ai wanted tu filmz it an naow ai can putz it back un teh shelf. Ai keeps it cauze ai luves piggeh tings
Baileygogz liekz teh uder piggeh him haz in teh bideo an we play wif doez.
Baileygogz duznt seem teh liek teh ruber toiz. Hims liek teh floofy wunz, ai reawy bot teh rubbeh piggeh fur maiself
Dot lieks the floofy toys moast tew. Herz faborite iz uh skwrrrl wif 2 skweekerz, but she woan tuch the rubberastic skwrrrl dat wii bot her wif awfentik chatter chatter electroneek boice bawks.
Redunant cartoon is redundant
The Department of Redundancy Department brings yew dis message also too.
Adn teh Natural Guard! Shoes foar Industree!
**YAWNZ**
Guiez, I has a beeg tyred, so I finkso I’m gonna go crawl unner teh cubbers an get sum sleeps.
Ifn ennywun waykes me up too erlee inna moarnin, I will prolly has teh sayme fayse dat teh kitteh awn teh prevyus LOL! I NEEDZ my beyootee sleep!
See y’all laytur. Haz a gud nite/day/wutebber.
**Red shuts awf pyootur an curlz up unner a fabrit blankee.**
Ohai ebereewun! Ai haz sined up four “Adoptify a Classruum”, and ai hopes yew will furgib meh fur promoting eet heer.
Heer beh the linkee: ht tp://www.adoptaclassroom.org/Teachers/Teacherdesktop.aspx?Teacherid=109189
just remoob the spais between teh teas.
Gud nite cheezpeeps — ai iz goin hoam!
Whut if teh hokey poki really is whut itz awl about?!
*SPLOORT*
Oh noes! KKC has bin daon a lawng tiem!
*sweepsweep teh braynz in a neet pilol*
*rins dems wif soda water*
*Puts dem bak in KKC’s braynium*
*fits teh hedboans bak togevver adn duckytaeps in plaice*
*snaps awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*leaads KKC tu teh splort recubbery laonj adn raps herz up in a floofy blankie*
*gibs KKC a nies hawt chokky adn sum sordid choklit truffles*
K, nao taeks it eezy awylol adn plz tu nawt luk at teh keyoot til yu feline bettereer.
Yawns, mezzomom turns awf teh pooter adn klimes teh stares tu beddybyez
Gud nite cheezpeeps…aifinkso niec 2 end teh day
wid u…awl teh laffs mek relacks…fanks, guise.
nitey, nite catta-cake. sweet dreams.
Kitteh sez, hokey pokey bee seerius bidness
Know I know how to do the Hokey Pokeh
Nah, iz no hokey pokeh: Iz Time warp! “It’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right…”
This makes me laugh really hard. A good lolcats for sure.
Look moar like he’z tryings to rap.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(look at the eyes and the extremely lonng leg XDDDD)
Anyone else see a T-Rex?