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Conga rats for u krelm! iz it time for good strong drinkie? or cawfee? Or Irish cawfee/ farmers tee?
tanx, sooper magnum coffee pleez… iz 3;00am here!!
cumming raight up! Hot and extra caffinated! wiv sordid nibblols sweet and sabry!
Corn granulations on ur nawt sekkund, Krelm.
Have sum Kawfee nd Kake.
* Luks for tayble to playce trey. *
* Itz OK. I canbe holding an u keep sembling *
thankyoo wunanall!
taybell be dun direktlly…
Ohai, PoussinBoi! YOo can put the trey down!
See taht big room there off to teh left?? That’s where we keep awl ar “thing.”
Teh tablols ar there – waht ebber size yoo need, az well az BOTH taim masheens, teh peepl catchy thingy, teh trampoleen, teh CCC, Pd’B's bag ov things (teh tux/teh roep/teh cross bow), an maybee sum odder things!
Thankee JCH4K. I furr-gott I steel haddit. Wuz stanning bie wile Krelm nd oar Kitteh bilt sweedish furr nitcha.
Cat_S (nawt-sekkund plus won) wus prolly in brake ruum wiv nibblols.
Good to bee hear.
Swedish kitteh noes best!
Ja.
Eben iff I donut unnerstan instrukshuns, butt(!) who can?
whutt? yoo needs tewls fur teh ikeea? ai helpded mai daddee assemble a pewter desk an we didn need teh skrewdriber!
Nawp…nebber teh skroodryvur, jest lawtz uv GLOO!
=^..^=
My brudder Harley cud bild dat! He haz a toolbelt! Do yoo wants to see it?
ttp://tinyurl.com/kp24jt
(Yoo has to add an “h” at teh beginning of teh link to see it)
Luks lyke kitteh gotta sir prize giffed.
mmwaww… datz kyoot, soz teh cow kiteh.
Kitteh reddee 2 halp fiks fings!
Ohai Annipuss. How u bee?
*Luks leff n rite*
No T R * L L S tonite / day, thank CC
Taht wuz sum “T,” wuzn’t she? Ai think she’s bin heer befoar, but nawt much. Waht a mizerabull person she must bee. Wai wud ENEwun want to say such things to odder peepl ai cannawt eben imajin.
Ai spoze we cud rite to teh Big Burgers in teh Skye an ask tehm to taek hur posts away – but tehn – peepl wud wunder wai ebree wun suddenlee went to teh brake room fur teh caek!
t
Steal groeing up, ‘xpect. Yet2lurn2benice.
Burger Kings prolly wotching squeer wells, not Cheezepeeps torrking.
* Mannas. Haf sum caek *
Yep, Ai fink she wuz a yungling wiv 2 mutch attichood! Ai did fink uv ritin an tellin her dat dis wuz a nies plaes ware we aer moastlee machoor peepl, but disidid it wuzn’t werf teh trubbul!
Thz fur askin, Ai aer fyne thx! Had 2 go shoppin dis mornin ferver awai dan mai yooshuel plaes, soe cudn’t plai.
Oh Daisy!! WAHT a grate pickchooor of Harley!!
An hee luks so much laik mai beloved Florian!! Those whyte, whyte, whyte paws an belleh! Teh pinkey pinkey, pinkey toepads!!! Nun whyter! Nun pinker! *sniff* Ai still miss him wif a feerse!!
Pshhhh, Opposable thumbs ish so over rated
speshly wen u haz possable teefs!
and yet, they come in so handy! *groan*
Nawt needz fumbz…haz hoomin surbbints fur awl fumb-reelaytud needz.
=^..^=
PoussinBoi, where you are? you got profile?
Ohai Krelm. I am in Son Berndt Kountry = Lan Down Unner
(West Island is wot Kiwi peeps call Oz)
No, no profyle. Maybe sum time.
I am tinking (by da time) u r in Cally Fornee?
An opal-hearted country,
A wilful, lavish land –
All you who have not loved her,
You will not understand –
Though earth holds many splendours,
Wherever I may die,
I know to what brown country
My homing thoughts will fly.
Ohai Nennepus.
Gud kwote from a lubberly pome.
De nummer sekkund vurse iz being de wun mots Aussie noe:
I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains,
Of ragged mountain ranges,
Of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons,
I lover her jewel-sea,
Her beauty and her terror –
The wide brown land for me!
h t t p://www.imagesaustralia.com/mycountry.htm
We am havving a firteen yeer drowt, so iz extra bwown.
Diffent 2 Norrway ware sum r libbing, ithinkso.
oh dear – Ai gnu there was a drought… but thirteen years!! No drought here – we have the furd summer inna row with not much sun – mebbeh we shud swap weather systems every sekkund year??
I libbed in the sun burned country i 1986, in melbourne suburb – an I still miss, have been back once, elebenty years ago… I still miss it! That’s why I lub the lastest verse of the pome… Butt – some friends of mine emigrated two years ago – an now ai have a steady supply of oz-essentials like tim tams, cherry ripes and wagong weels… do they still sell rainbow coloured paddle pops?!?
Yu r honour wary Ozzy, Nennepus!
If it nott to rayne mutch sune, wee cud bee habbing a cat astrophee in summa. (Iz winturr now)
Lars Februbby bigg boosh fyres burnded 3000 homes and 180 deths. Gubmint says nex boosh fyre seezon starting B4 Crissmas.
Cally Fornya always havving same probs. They got same trees.
I iz in Melbun an habbing wurry bout keeping my trees fwom dyeing (oar birnning). Feb wos hot – 45 C (113 F) sum days.
Glad u like ozzie fuds. (Lotsa choklit cannut be bad).
(Donut no bout padell popps)
*Xes fingurs fur sum rayne fur PoussinBoi an teh trees*
mah unkle wuz bein in teh downunder fur 2 yrs wurkin wif horzes… he wuz bein the lucky ai tink. teh clozest ai gets to Auzz iz hawaii an taht plan ride wuz bad enuff fur mai bad backz.
Tim Tams!
I have never been to Australia, but I worked for a company which had a branch in Oz. One of the guys there sent a large shipment of Tim Tams up for us.
They are addictive….
los angeleez to be eggzakt…wut tyme there?
Is 8:42 pm Caturdai on eest coste Aus.
I using the wirld clock webby paige
ht tp://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/personal.html
2 figga owt cheeseburger tyme.
* Must e-meow cweenmj wid mi low-kashun. *
I yooz teh saym clock page, I lived in West Aus (Perth) waaaaayyyyy back in ’77-’78. wuz beeyooteeful!!1! I didn’t want to leave… but contract was up adn yor immeegrayshun said NO! *sigh*
(could have stayed anyway, knew several ‘illegal’ peeps, but that’s just not my way)
Purr-F in WA iz longgg weigh fwum Mel-burn (dats de way to say it).
Nyoo Zeelund iz klosa. Butt(!) the car getts fludded wen I tri 2 drive to NZ. (Ta Dum Chh..)
Arfta furr-tea yeers, u cud kumm bak. The ‘Wanted’ signs be blowed down by now… copps retyred… * Sorree *
I wood luf to come bak… you ever heard of M.E.I.? (Michael Edgely International) aka Benson & Hedges productions, aka Edgely and Dawes Attractions, aka etc… they were/are theatre, concert, sport, and so on producers. *duh* That’s who I worked for, maybe I can get my old job back. fat chance!!
I donut go too fearter, butt(!) maybee thaz y wee having lottsa caffays in Melburn (* Hmm proffetick name *). Lots of waitpersons ober hear. (* Bad old joak *)
Krelm – waht did yoo doo fur tehm??
ohai janet, I wuz ‘production coordinator’ fansee naym for “person to blame for everything that goes wrong” [S]yell at[/S] motivate crews, babysit ‘talent’ *pleh* but, got to see inside of every HM opera houses, theaters etc. lots ob shows, lots ob D’oil… doil… dolly carte… Gilbert & Sullivan.
rats! pozed to be stike out throo ‘yell at’
(S)this(/S)
maybe yes?
now? or notthis not thisTHISnot thissowee eberee one…
Hay Krelm.
* I yam ubub ewe *
Did ewe no ewe cannut reply when all struck owt?
Like nutting wuz sed. :
I using DEL as tag 4
strikestryke.Oh. I sea. Two mutch depf inn replies. Elebenty plus won oar sew.
*Thinkks. Diss innernet izza lurnning plaice *
*Thinkks. Mussed goe upfred nd reed lubbly pome*
Luk heer – on the Cweens majiklol place – the town cryer!
mai hooming wheear ai can haav deliciious kafe.♪
I waz teh fist one that rated! I rate it 5 starz.
Hey Thanks! I’m so excited! This is my kitty Roswell! This is the first time one of our pictures made it on the front page!! woo hoo!
congaratz awn teh front page win
Ohai Krelm? Did u fycks itt?
i don’t know *he whyned*
strikestryke…i guess so
A soff gray “Helper”
wunce shayred mai hoam
Weh I hadda projek
I wuz nevar alone!
Whenevar I paintid,
He’d stensill in cat pawz.
Whutevar I cookd had
Minmun hair zallowed by law.
Whenevar I’d sew
He’d monitur threds,
Whenevar I’d sweep
Dust Bunnies wuz ded.
Wen frenz caem fur poker
He sed wich card 2 plae.
Dunno haow I manij
wiffowt him tuday.
So effishunt wuz he
At cleenin teh fud pan!
Wen he went 2 Teh Bridj,
I hadded a gud plan:
I doptid THREE baybee kittehs
All big ais an fluff
Jussin case wun
wuzzin enuff!
Agin I hav helperz
To give spydars a slap,
And wen it’s naptyme,
To nest in mai lap!
prrrrrr
awww I love that!!
oh – wut a lovly lovly lovly pome!!!!
@@@@@@xelebenty for u!!
@@@@@ Apple Laws
Love it !!
Clappity, clappity!!
No, no, iz ritee titee, leftee loosee! Stoopy humun.
whaaaa… ai luv poeem..
I learned something. Ikea has furniture.