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Who DARES to awaken ME from my SLUMBER?! Oops…
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Sry. Dint meenta!
Congrats NS an fur wuns we fink diffrunt!
Hee hee! Shall we go to teh Ty Booteek?
Yiss, lets! Aineed sum kitteh wyndchymez.
Liddle kitteh iz in trubblol!
Dis liddle kitteh mite b in a diffrent type of trubblol. Look at dat belleh!
Aifink hims juss had a beeeeg nom!
I hopes so…cuz she needs a lot ob fud for all doze bebbehs.
Aifink dats a babbeh kitteh nawt a sune-2-be a mummeh growed up wun.
Babbeh kittehs offn haz big bellehs wen dey has juss had sum noms.
To munch green chiken chili? Afinxo! D:
Speelin uv noms ai habs sum chikkin chile verde tu shayr wif eberywun
**sets owt crok pawt, torteeyas, ries, playts adn yutinsils**
Mmmm, cc81, dis iz gr8! Did you make dis yerselv?
ai rly did! iz moar den gist a purr-tee fayse yu noes!
yum caramel chef!. i was n teh mood for sum fude with teh warmth an sparkel tew it.
ps
dew u make any caramels or choklits wiff a spicey like
chili powder? i had a chilis added pudding once. i fink i mite liek a caremel betur… mmm butterscotch…
I can haz sum chikin chili verde too, plz? Smellz sooo gud, and I haz no noms in mi hous. I can brings drinkses doh? You liks hoem made margaritas? I haz a big pitchur ob dem wif me. And sum birgin strawbewwy daiquewis 4 anyone not drinking alcohols. Can I plz, plz haz sum chikin. (Danz’s shy nu peoplez danz…hippity to da lef, hippity to da rite, teeny littul jump).
I lubs tu mayk dark choklit trufflols spiced wif kieyann, chipohtlay or ancho chillees. karmells yooshully beddur wif see-salt. Iz awl nommy tho!
Som margeritaz wood b gud wiff dis.
**sets down a pitcher alongside of some salted glasses**
Drink up ebbreebuddie!
Mmm! Fankies fur teh margeritas pj! Iz purrfikt!
**taeks lawng sip…AAAHHHHH**
an inz cheezlanz ai can habs bof wif neow tummeh ache
*drownz hurselfs in teh gud noms!*
mmm margaritas
Oops! Mi margaritaz offer wuz 2 late! sry
Rut Roh.
day sleeper kitteh, will just have to REMIND kidde kitteh about bouncin’ offa da walls durin the day.
btw, I’ve SEEN this look.
dis iz me wen my boi wakes me up at 6:15 am to aks if him kan play video games before skool. teh anser iz yes, just stop before 7 an dont wake me up!!!
Kin I borry dis luk fur deh peepz hoo duzn’t b kwiet after 10pm???
*rant warning*
Sum peepz haz no klew. Dey fink dat dey kin tawk, TALK, TAWK bai deh fiyre awl nite adn no wun else kin heering dem. But deh peepz in deh tentz trying tu sleep duzn’t need tu b kept up. I tolded wun groop twiest tu be kwiet. Adn dey sed, “we’re sisters and we hazn’t seeing ee chudderz in 10 yrs.” Az if I keered Y dey wuz noisy. I not keer Y, I just keer dat dey not b heerd threw deh hole campgrownd!!!!! Adn bsidez dat, I noo dey wuz lying, kuz dey wuz just heer a cuppla weekz ago!!!! I finso sumbuddy iz going tu git frown owt uv deh campgrownd dis weekend.
*faispaw* Bold fayl.
sry. I not meen tu yelling. Wuz just deh ‘Y’ wuz spozzed tu b bold.
I do nawt want noisies in da mornin. Imma niteowl an lykes st sleep in. I no make noiises a nite…you no make noises in da a.m. N
No ones shud be makin NOISES! dAR, I sed it!
Fank yew! ♥♥ pjperry♥♥
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my rume mate is noisy.. that voice cuold carry 100000eleventy miles… Shes not a lair and disturbur of a campsite full of strangers. liek dem uuhhnnn…. *serches fur apropriate werd* jurkfaces? ya jerkfaces u am hasing tew deal wiff. sew u get sympathies an empathies
{{cween mj}}}
Yeah!! {{{pm an cwmj}}}
ai sleepz thru anifing.. but mah hubbehcat wakz up if ai yawn… ai awlwayz tri tu be teh quiet butz ai iz luky tu libs in houze nawt apparntment
ai lieks sleppinz in deh day sos i can prowl round dh hows at niyte lukkin fors somes GHOSTEHCATS!!!!! ai like ghostees!! ^^
**hedges bets dat Dan has prolly GIVVED dis luuk befoar, at leest wunse oar twise**
Ai hoep U iz bettin teh neighbor’s sied uf teh hedj
well, yeah……of course. It is a learned response.
Wuz sharp objeks an fyrearmz involbed?
m’dad was a cop for 10 years after all. and in the beginnin’ was on night patrol.
So, u lernded it frum him, den?
**wunners if Dan’z dad haz teh foofy hares, too**
Oar fyremenz???
Gramma, wat BIG teef u hav!
Da betteh 2 eet u wif, mi deer!
Aifinkso teh goggie diddit!!
O…ums…mahm sez tu git yoor butt (!) daonsteers adn fixify teh warshin musheen…ums…nao
***runsfrumdaddehkittehwifakwikniss***
AHHH!! DADDEH DUNT EETZ MEH!! JUSS FIX TEH MUSHEEN AWLREDDYEES!!! AAAAHHHH! * runs awais wit teh qwikness ov a jakelope *
wuz da goggie – nawt meh basement cat!
iz bee quite az ah maus
*lookat dat phat lil tummie oh da floofiniss – kwikly tieghten CHRG*
*runz bai and rappz dukky taype over CHRG*
Let sleepin kats lay!
Kitteh alwayz new ebreewun wuz scardee cat uff teh bazement. Now himz noe whi.
Aifinkso yu needs a tik tak *pee-yew!*
butt… mahm… ai iz hongree….
Uh-oh, I aggro’d!
OOHHH The lady in teh next offiss haz teh noo puppy…is tu hawt for puppy tu stai inna car so teh puppy is inna carrier in teh brake ruum!!!
Is teh liddlol chawklit lab/golden cross. Ai needz teh CCC stat!!!
SPLORT!!
ai jus saw yu wuz daon! onoes! otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep WRR’s braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (tangee margeritas mayd bai pj)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot in teh braek ruum furr awile, kthxbai!
oh noes – nawt a puppie splort! dees kan git messie
sweepea, sweepea da brians inna pyelol
rinzes dem wiff sparklin grean tee
pats dem inna bak inna brian shaip
putz da hedbonze bak inna plaiz
appleyes ducky taip anna fresche CHRG
reelax ovah heer onna floofy sawft faintin chere
wuld yew lyk a hawt ur cauld dwink?
A frend of mine just getted a gnu puppuy tew. is Peak/shis-tsu mix. it be Brown, blak and white. AI has nawt seen it be cuz she libs in Gnu Yawk State and AI libs in Orygun…
pikturez oar ai dun bleeve yu
ohai my cheezy frends, in a litlol wile i will be leeving for teh big fambly reyoonyun/annibersry cellybrayshun in my parints’ town two howrs frum heer. i will be away frum my compyooter
an prolly offline till toozday afternoon. iz very speshul occayshun an big cellybrayshun an all taht, but teh planning taht my sister an i had to do for teh big annibersry party wuz a payn in teh yoo-kno-wher, plus i’d ravver be at home tahn anywher else an seems liek i just gotted bak frum a long trip erlier dis summer an i’m not reddy to pakk up an go again.
will be nise to seeing all my fambly an stuffs, but i will miss my howse an my stuff an my kittehs an all my fings i like to do. i bin trying to habbing a gud attitood all day but is kind ob hard. oh well, still got stuffs to pakk an get reddy, so better get bakk to wurk.
{{Lunarmommy}}
Here’s a toast ub PJ Perry’s Mar-grrrr-eat-us to LunarMommy, in hopes taht U is plesently surprised bai hom much fun U haz. Yur fambly shud a-purr-she-ate haow much wurk U has dun to make this a speshul time.
We wull miss u, but hoep dat it terns owt bedder dan u fink it wull – Ai awlwais get in a panik b4 famblee ebents, but dey yooshully aer OK!
{{{LM}}} bee teh saf adn hurree bak 2 us! Dut stress 2 mush!!
yew tri ru haz a nise tyme dezpiyte da sore bum lunarmommy!
remembers yu kant pik yur famblie but yew ken pik yur cheezfrens!
*williboi dusnt noe wut dat haz tu dew whiff anitink butt(!) iz wut kame tew hur mynd*
wheeze wul awl be hear weighten furr yew wen yew git back!
{{LM}}} An if u start to miss us u cud always sneek away to someone’s pytor an say hi, or juss lurk an laff! Habs a gr8 time!
ai kneows how yu feelz… ai feelz taht way eberyday.. iz cuz ai iz addickted tu teh intertooz
Dun wurry, we beh heer whens yu getz back… yu go enjoy all yur hard wurk
{{{{{{ LunarMommy}}}}}}
Ewe will njoi ur self. Ai perdicts dat !
Wii will keep an eye on fings for ewe!
Ewe weel hab a gud timez! Ai jus missid mahn, cauz ai hadda sta ina bed. Ewe hab sum fun fur meh!
fank yoo evreewun! ifinkso it will be fun to see my siblings an tehms famblies taht i dont get to see very offen. i just duznt like chaynj an habbing to get reddy to go playses an be away frum home. i will missing my fin an nise cheezfrenz, will chekk in if i get a chanse.
{{{{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}}}}
{{{{{lm}}}}} Ai waytes foar u 2 cum bak butt doo hab a berry fambly re-onion! Ai missed mien wen ai wuz inna da nurfing hoem….wun shud awlways go if pawsiblol! Ai doan liek chaynj eever…
.. butt enjoy wen u hab famblee. Ai missess mai Ant Marj…she wuz wun uv mai fabrit ants. Butt iz gud 2 see awl wen ai wuz heer 2006 foar teh re-onion.
Ai hoep ai can goes next tiem. *bigg huggz an skweez a bigger huggz to LM* Schmooo, hedbonks and purrs!
{{{{LM}}}
♥♥ I feelz ur paynez. ♥♥
♥♥ Sumtimez famblee just driving u nutz. ♥♥
♥♥ Eben tho u lubbz dem muchly. ♥♥
fank yoo agin evreewun! we are abowt to leeving. i will taek many many pikshures; i likes taking pikshures for my skrapbuks an dis will be a gud chanse to take many pikshures ob my fambly. so taht will be a gud fing.
hav a nice trip!!
An com bak soon! We will mi5ss yoo!
BC habbin a pleh dai! Butt (!) nawt 2 taek it awt onna poor widdle floof-bawl….. (ooo, dotz)
iz bery gud captionz
Ur nawt Sleaping Byooty, aer u? Aima go nao. Sry!
Ohhhhh Sumjuan has arroused BC frum his SLumber!
Deh luk uv lubz…. Dis iz nawt it!
auwkkk eerwurm!
da luk … uv lub.. izin yur i’s….
ai kin harley weight tu hoed yu
fee mai awms awound yew
hauw loong ai haz weighted
weighted jest tu lubs yew
nauw dat ai haz fownd yew
…
ahh duzdee spreengfeelds!
MMMhmmm, Duz tea n Memfis–wut a classic. Jussa liddul lovin, erlee n teh moarnin………..
omg! one ov teh cutest LOLs evar!
and wun ov the scariest
* has a shiburrr*
Ai saw byootiful basement kitteh whilez ai wuz walkin teh goggie teh uder nyte… ai showz yu himz
ai can tell yu.. iz nawt skuured uv goggeh wun bit.
oooooooo….. pritty kitty!!!! Uv korse him not skeered uv doggee… Him haz pointy endz tu protektifying himsef wif.
Sew hansum adn floofy!
Ohai, frenz!
I hazza happitayle! I has fownded a playse dat I prolly be moving in2!
Iz kyoot, affordablol an cloas to werk!
congaratz Red ai hopz yu iz getz it an iz bery happitayle der
Yeah! Good 4 u! Gladur feline bedder today toooo.
Yay! Keeps us postud!
yeah for yew red! *duz happytayle chayre dans while drinkin margareetas*
super flying acrobaatic conga rats RED! gude fur u!
Yay!
Sry Dad, din’t kno u was sleeps…
“Goe bakk tu bed, u is imajining it.”
It reminds me of Aladin at the cave of wonders
Aladdin FTW! Ai wuz finkin teh saym fing.
U can haz nuffin butt (!) teh lamp!
Iz kitteh a dymund n teh floof?
YAY was wondering if anyone else got that.
I love kitten’s body language – sure he’s taken aback by the response but the ears and paws forward just say “whatevuh”. Even if he runs away you just know he’ll be snickering behind his paw
Dats hao ar Jackbabehkitteh b. Her wil powns awn teh oldr kittehs, n wen dey turn arownd n hiss oar growl at her, her jus sit dere n duz it sumoar. Her bownsd teh goggiez tayl cuppl tymz. Goggie yaryard at her, butt her jus luk at goggie az if tu sai wut ur prollem?
do nawt waek up BC when he haz a sleep
basement cat is angry
ifinkso… run wittle bebbeh!
my dad when he wakes up! LOL!
That cat looks like a panther next to that kitten.