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crash kitteh blocks teh road!
Congrats, carosue! U haz a solo tawp spot!
deez mah tois
Ai aern’t moobin till Ai get sum gushifud
hims luks priddy floofy awlreddy
musta tryed dis manoober befour wid mush suksess
floofy nuff fur gud snorgglin
ohai sophie, i will anser yor qwestion frum teh last LOL. my boi an himz gurlfrend taked teh kitteh to a after-howrs clinik last night (him wurked till after 5, tehn had to make a howsecall to fiksify a co-werker’s compyooter) to get skanned for a mikrochip. teh kitteh had no mikrochip. wile teh kitteh wuz at my parints howse, it did not liek habbing to stay in teh howse, kept getting owt. wen my parints saw it tehy seed it wuz a very pritty kitteh an sed it culd live in teh bakkyard an tehy wuld feed it, but culd not come in an tehy wuld not taking responsibility for it. my boi an himz gurlfrend desided taht if kitteh had to stay owtside it wuld be happier bakk in its rgyoolar territory, so tehy taked it back to teh condo complex wher it had been living an lefted it tehr. it had been getting fuds an luked after tehr, so it wuld be okay, an mebbee sumwun hoo lives tehr will take it in. teh mayn reezon my boi taked it teh ovver nite wuz becawz it wuz showing sines ob heet distress. but iz okay now, an hopefully will be okay bakk in its own territroy wif teh rezidents tehr looking after it. teh shelters tehr iz overflowing, an my boi desided if teh kitteh liekd its freedom an wuz helfy an had a playse to lib in relatib sayfty an comfort, that wuld be better tahn putting in a kayj at teh shelter. so, no purrfekt solushun, but him feels liek him did himz best an made teh best choyse under teh circumstances.
tahtz gud, hymz happi adn healfy, yur boi did teh bestest hym culd, he haz veri kinded hart
ai hadz a kitteh wunz taht came wif an appartment ai rented, wuz behin garage an hadz wudz behindz it… teh kitteh cam inz when ai moved tehr an she wudn’t leav. Herz ownerz had muved an teh kitteh walked awl teh way acrozz town tu getz bak tu herz territory. She waz liek goggeh, wud mew tu be let owt insteadz uv uzin lidderbox. If she hadz tu go inside, she uzed teh shower. (eazy tu kleen)
ai tuk her to teh vet tu be surez she wuz spayed an ai tuk her to teh vet wenz she cauffed up wurmz *bleh* an ai triez tu taek hur wif meh wenz ai muved butt(!) she wud nawt say.
sum kittehz ar juz teh hunterz an yu kant change tehm… juz try to helpz tehm if yu kan an be leddin tehm libz teh lief tehy libz
Muss pay da toll…tree gushifoods
GMTA!
U an me , kiddo!
Dats a beeg kitteh!!
beeger dan kars!
heem kin blok too rhodes at wunce!! Iz berry efficient!!
That is a definition of “efficient” that I was not previously aware of.
Butt yew iz a wear ub eet nao.
Weel — iz jest logikal reelee — iffin yous ar a rhode blok — den da moar rhodes you kin blok at wunce da moar efficient you bee!!
I is not aware of anything. Not that I’m aware of, anyways.
Ohai,{{{{{LCB}}}}} just du nawt getz cawt in yur unnurwairz.
Wut??? Huh??? Hoooz in LCBz unnerwairz??? adn Y??
Ooh ooh! We can haz order formz for our very own LCB Underooz? Wif littlol matching maskz? Better tahn Spidermanz, aifinkso!
ai hadz teh wunderwomanz underooz tup an bottemz *gigglolz*
nawt tawking heer, ununh, nawt me.
Giant kitteh taken obber da wurld!
Ohai — I clickied and sawed NO COMMINTS and I panniked!!! Butt at leestees i dinnawt pee in a flannik …
Mii brane froze and I could nawt type … sigh — oh wwellz I wuz cloze to nawt seccond … sorta, kinda
I haz dun dat before tu! *sigh*
yup, happenz to me too, tahts why it taked me more tahn a yeer to get my nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund
U no plays wif toyz until u plays wif meh!
All your base….and cars…and trees……and houses…..and other assorted plastic toys ARE BELONG TO US!
!!
OOHHH NOOOZEE.. Teh CCC nawt can get past teh crash kitteh. What tu du?! What Tu DU?!
ooohhhhh nossies!!
Mebee we shud call da fyremins…
Cweenmj haz a majiklol flyin desplortifyer, soe doan’t wurree!
Shhh! Quiet, Annipuss! pj perry was gonna call teh firemans!
hewwo? fyrminz? Wii needs yew to korm heer in kase eneebuddee splortifies. Yewll bee heer suwn? kthxbiyay!
Hello, nin elebenty! der is a giaunt obstacel reekin havoc on our town..Plz to send 24 elebenty fyreemens .. shirts optional… and we need da jaws ob live.
Kthxby
* scampers in waring littlol fyreman owtfeet *
Yu rang?
*runs in*
Is the firemans here yet? I thought I heard teh siren–
*sees GP in outfit*
*falls on flore laffingandlaffing*
O nose! LCB seems tu bii suffering frum a shortness ob breff!!!
Wii kneads summedy tu bii gibbing hur teh kees ob lyfe!!!
Mick! MICK!!! Ober heer, wibakwikness!!! Wii kneads yur lips!
*watches piggeh knead Mick’s lips*
*has a horror*
Iz that wheer yu hid da jewelz frum da heist, in Micks lips?
* blurreh screen*
LCB: “heer piggeh, maek shore yu taeks yur meds todai”
GP: “but but but ai donut knead anee meds”
LCB: “ob corse yu does! dese is teh ‘speshul’ meds ai gotted reddy fur Cheezstock”
* sum thyme layter *
LCB: “O, piggeh… dere yu is. is yur meds werking nao?”
GP: “ooo… lookit teh pritteh cullers… dey is awl swirleh”
LCB: “Gud. Put tihs owtfeet awn, yu wheel impress awl teh wimmin piggehs dressed liek a fyreman”
GP: “ooo dots… shinee dots… swirleh, shinee dots…”
* blurreh screen *
*Grabz windex adn a soft cloth
*cleenz blurreh screen
dere ya go… now u kin seeing bedder!
watch owt GP da reel fyremenz iz comin and dey luks likee dey haz a mad aboot sumfink…. ohh dey bee yellin aboot findin da impiggienator purrtended ta bee a fyremenz and kissin da theefs
Dere wuz firemenz heer atwerk today! Ai duzzint know why dey wuz heer — but ai thinked uv teh Cheezpeeps (espeshullee LCB) rite away wen ai seed dem.
Didn’t yu git fyremens coupla weekweekweeks ago? Iz nawt fair!!
****NOUNCE MINTS****
Git ur beeg Nouce Mints heer!!!
Iz maeded a deesizzion — I gonna goez frum a 2 goggie haus to a 2 goggie AND 2 Kitteh haus…. YEA!
I foundeded owt da I nawt allergiac ta da kitteh no morez… I wuznt whened I gotted Mii Elsa (I wuz elebenty minus wun) butt den I wuz inna da college
I wood bisit mii Elsa an my ayes wood swell upz…
Butt now I nawt agin (Mii brudder haz da kittehs an NO sneezies oar swelled upz ayes …
Ifinkso I git blackie and whitey kittehs ta matchify mii blackie and whitie goggies….
YAY, YAY, YAY!!!! *Duz a happityle danse fur E_M* I hazza biiiggggg happi tyle fur yu!!
Hurray for u {{ Elsa_Moma }}!!! Tat be wunnerful…
YAY! meh haz ah happitail fur yu!!
Yay, Elsa_Mama!
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*has a happi fur Elsa_Mama*
taht iz wunderful, taht yoo kan haz kittehs! kittehs make yor life better, an yoo will making teh kittehs’ life better gibbing them a home!
Okay, heer is sumfing to fink on. Sume kittehs is different frum odder kittehs when it cums to dander an spit. Yu cud be allergic to sum kittehs an nawt others. I wunce had a kitteh that made EVERYBODY sick. Sumthin about her was just snorty-making. Others is reel okay. Pleeze testify each kitteh before yu takes it home to be sure it nawt make you snotty and bleery-eyed.
Giggleing at thot uf E_M sniffing each kitteh at da shelter.
Oh, dat iz purty kitteh, kan I pleez sniff her?
New game for decadent partiez on teh weekend, aifinkso? Peoples passing teh kittehs arownd for sniffings adn snorglings, schniff schniff atchooo! — Oar nawt? –
Carosue has a good point, tho. Some kittehs provoke some people’s allergy symptoms a lot more than others. Not always the same kitteh provoking everybody, either, it seems like. But in worst case, allergy symptoms can be reduced by rinsing kitteh with a nice slosh of warm, soap-free water about once a week. (Ai don’t make these stuffs up. This was in one of teh big medical journals aifinkso. I don’t recall any commentz made about how teh kittehs reacted to the program.)
Mebbe if teh kittehs get used to teh rinse wen dey iz bebbehs, dey duzzint mind so much as dey grows up.
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I know my Daddy was allergic to many cats, but he developed a fairly good immunity to our own cats. He only got bleary eyes if he petted Jennyanydots then touched his own face without washing his hands (one of the four cats we had at the time). If we visited someone else who had cats, Daddy would start sneezing & having watery eyes — but then would come home & be ok.
Sumtiems if U chanjify teh brand uf fud oar kitteh liddur it maeks teh diffurunce tu. Wi had tu uz teh speshull brand uf flee powdurz az a kidlet cuz mai mawm nawt cud tolurrate teh flee collars.
wowza, yur mawm mussa had a preetee tinee neck to fit into a flee collar. Or did yu use a cuple of dem all hooked together inna chain? yesh, yesh, dat wud wurk, ifinkso, yesh.
*giggles* I nawt finkso da kitteh wuld bii so pleezed bout bein passed around. New parti game: pass da kitteh til yu need stitches.
Butt butt butt I heerede sumwarez dat kittehs bee pourus and iffin dey gits rinsed dey weel soke ups da wadder an an an an den dey weel ESPLODEZ!!!! doo nawt want a esploded kiiteh …
Oh teh porosity!
I fink you can debelob a tolerance cuz wen I an my 2 bebehs moved in wiff Mr. Pj he was elergect an da plan wuz keep dem sepefrated. Butt(!) dey all fell in love. He hardley ever sneeeezeees any more.
I can’t remember da last time I saw him asleep wiffout a cat on him!
Wut shud i maek dem testify too?? Shud i bee a meenie wen I axed dem the qwestions? Hows duz wun sware inna a Kitteh — wif a CC bibol I suppoze
*giggles wildly* Yu sooo funni! I lub dis playce!
ifinkso dat I weel ax da kiiteh deez qwestimuns:
1. wuts yer name?
2. spellz it pweeze … *taps foot*
3. wuts yer faboteet fudz
4. duz you nose howz ta ooze da litter boks?
5. ….
5. duz yu ACK hareballs?
6. duz yu katch burds?
7. kan yu kleen da litter boks?
8. …
8. Iz yu lergic tu hoomanz?
9. Iz yu lergic tu goggehz?
10. Iz yu jus sayinz taht cauz yu no liek goggehz?
11. Yu wudn’t lii tu meh wudz yu?
But but but sum ub us can has snotty wifowt da alujeez. iz awl in owr atty toodz.
I lefted a massage furr da foster mama ub too berry ktoot blak an wite brudderz yiou kin seez dem heer … Skittols an Hershey
ht tp:// w ww.petfinder.com/search/search.cgi?offset=36&zone=2&limit=25&zip=60515&tmpl=&breed=white&animal=Cat&age=baby&lat=41.8041&long=-88.0137&preview=
I alsew scented emales furr Josephine and Napoleon and White Ford and Jack White onna dis page
ht tp://w ww.petfinder.com/search/search.cgi?offset=25&zone=1&limit=25&zip=60515&breed=white&animal=Cat&age=baby&tmpl=&lat=41.8041&long=-88.0137&preview=
AND a emales furr a mama and babbah pair, seez babbeh Vivian heerz:
ht tp://w ww.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=13999796
ooh funsies fur yew111 chawpin fur nue kittehs iz bestist
purrsonelly aim partul tew dat lil grai babeh.
ai alreddy has tu cow kittehs, wun awl blak, ai tortee an corse da ebilbengalboi. a grai wood wround owt da grewp nisely ifinkso
hai – yew culd takes dem awl ann bee ai craizeekatlaidee tew!
maibe eben a crazykwiltcat laidee.
Willyboi mite bii ebil, butt (snerk) hyme shure iz purty tho. Hymes eyes are beautimus!
Yippie! New kittehs…hazza liddol jellez.
Catzilla!
Gawdzilla Kitteh
duz nawtz feelz lyke deestroyeengz
Daowntaown To~kee~o
Gawdzilla Kitteh
can haz beez beeg noosunsse. Stawpz
traffikkz 4ebburr!
Gawdzilla Kitteh
wawntz addz ‘Vroom!~Vroom! Car’ 2 himz
Shynee Deevyesez!
Jack.
Why duz dis stuff always happen durin rush our?
*snurt*
*grumblol*
Dere wuz nuffin abowt it on teh traffik report!
Dats cuz da kitteh ated da heeleecopter!!!
Ai haz a sad. Ai jus finded owt dat mah gud frend’s sistur’s goggie crossed teh bridj on Monday. Teh goggie’s name wuz Kaya (Kaya Marie, actually) — an she wuz a byootimus Huskie. Mah frend’s sistur had Kaya frum wen she wuz a littlol puppeh 14 yeerz ago. Kaya had a long lief full uv lubs.
*sniff* Ai is sad cuz Kaya was such a niftee goggie — and ai haz a hyooj sad fur hur hyoomin Mama. Kaya wuz hur ebbreefing & had gotten hur thru sum rillee tuff tiems.
Ai haz beeg sad fur yus awl
{{{{{{{{{{{{NS, Kaya, Kayas Mama}}}}}}}}}}}}
*sniffz* ai iz sowry fur yu and Kaya’z mumz, iz awlwayz hard tu sai gudbai tu furbabbeh liek taht. Dey reawy dun getz enuff tiem awn erff wif uz doez tehy
OMG muh Bff has teh samee Trainee Sett! Wee plai at her home!
They cherry pick facts to fit their us vs them view. ,