Tippy never
Tippy never fails to be amazed at the amount of havoc one well-placed roller skate can cause.
iz awlwayz heer 2 cause mischief.
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Him falled doun!
went boom!
Gratululululashuns on solo taupe spott!
*puts out tray wif tee, cawfee, hot chocklit, chocklit and cawfee eclairs (proper ones, with chocklit or cawfeeflavoured filling – anything else is heresy…), applol chausson (puff pastry haff moons, filled with applol compote – nomnomnomnomnom) and croassants – boaf playn and chocklit filled*
Please help urselbs!
(and if ennywun is onna cheezeland diet [which btw is frowned upon...] – heres a bag of baby carrots too niblol on…)
*hops in shyly*
*one ear up*
I can do teh rabbit dance for annipuss?
*sits up*
yesh?
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*hop hop hop twirrrl*
*jump 3ft – spin – land*
*jump – spin – land badly*
ouch
pantpantpant
*lys down waitn for dandelion*
ooh – nicely dansed!
here – have sum dandeelion soda from Marks an Spencer!
is refrooshing, nutrishoos – ai donut noes… but very yummy!
fank u! dandeelion soda? nebur herd of. Iz givin it a try… *sipsipsip* yummee! berry gud, fank u!
*Upfi plugs dandelion, crawls over to honeycakerabbit*
Here is ur dandelion! Was wunnermus dance full of teh win and awsumness! Bunnies r gud dansers, aifinkso. Me, ai is a bit slow…
uuh, fankies, Upfi!!!
*nomnomnom*
mmmmm…. delishus!
u no need to b fast. not for dansing, u can do teh slow ones. -and not for piking teh dandelion, either. they no runsawaywifkwikness!
I nebbur noo i was gud danser until i tried 2day. is eezy to do in wunnermus plais like this! maiks me be full of teh happiness!
soundz deeelishus. ai shall have some of … well … mmmm… oh heck all of it.
oh, and i think there might be cake in the break room, too.
ooh – huge mounds of caek in the brakeroom!!!
sum wun had sykodellik mushrooms fur brekfast aifinkso
lets go hab cake in teh break room!
runsawaiwifakwiknesswonderingifaishalldrawfire
*happy sigh*
So mush food! Ai won’t be a bery hongree caterrpillar for long nao… fanks be to teh amount of cake jenerayted by some peeps! *grin*
yupp – the cheezeland baker at NOMS have been busy today…
iz cozy in teh breakroom an teh cakez cake nomz are still warmz. Ai luv cakez wen they are jus outta teh oven *nomnom*
Hau bizarre! But – ai think ai hav scene this nayme befoar.
Joynes ebreewun in teh brake room – where Nennepus’s delitful an taystee an nootrishus treets awlso ar.
Hmmmmm – nice to bee bak!!
It’s gud 2 haz u bakk!
Ecsuse me dear Aannipuss, but I think YOU should go “boom”. no offense but “boom” describes “blowing up into little smithereens” which is obviously the way you should go.
Love,
Judith Millie
Age 997
p.s. I am confused by your posting. Before I blow you up again in annoyance, please explain in detail why you wrote these thing.
-jm
*if u r confused by this here letter please see the 2nd comment frum teh top*
*if u r confused by this here letter please note that I prefer to threaten people who I am confused by their letter*
canhascheezburger.com/2008/07/09/funny-pictures-down-go-boom/
Thank you, Ananananananapus!
Clears that rite up.
Love from Judith Millie
go boom!
GMTA!
Nao – whos the grate mynd!!!
Bofe uv us!
at leest et wussint mato soop…
Long live teh marvelous DavecanhsDrTinyCat!!!
BOOM
NEBBER fails to maek me laff!!!
Kitteh was nameded “Tippy” for a gud reeson!
Ai guess teh kitteh went hooman-tipping insted of cow-tipping.
aifinkso sumbunneh shud tells da kitteh dat dis is nawt halpfull wen u wans 2 gits cheezburger…
‘gratyoolaytshuns anni
Thx krelm!
will this delay my breakfast?
nope, skramboled eggs and hash commin up.
Aigs
Baykin
Cwahsawnts
dubble creem
eclairs? *yoo yoosed eggs*
fryed sumphin
g
Grits (never had it – but it’s brekkie fud issunt it)
Hashbrowns
Ice donuts
Jooce – freshleh squooshed
Kanapés – for the finer fawlks
Latte – dobblol wif cinnanomnom
M…
meltd cheez on toast
nectarins -slicd (mind yr napkin!)
oots wif honey
porridj
q…
Qwik (nestles)
Raisins inna ootmeel
Strippeez ob bakn (lawtz ob)
Tee (erl gra, hawt! … yesh, captn.)
Unuver oardr ob gritz plz (if u liek ootmeel, u prolly wil liek teh gritz)
Veree frosh bagl
W
Weatabikses wif milk
Xtra larje porshun of full english brekkfust
Yellow caek!
Zorba-the-greek yogurt – wif froot an honey!
tada!!!
I has a hungree nao…
Yu did a luvly dans Bunny.
Help urself to the fud up de fred.
I hadded sum butt(!) wus slo makin brekkfust.
Wholemeel toste
X-Buns (Hot) (iffen its eesta)
Yummee Banananananana slices
Zzzzzz (*noddid offf fur a minutt*) Zookini (grilled)
ai like hao my liddel brudder’s best fren describes full ingerlish brekkie
‘the full monty brekkie”
yum!
btw, congarats tew anni
an gud job dansin, rabbit!
fankies for teh kind wurds to bof of u…
green tomatoes, fried
honeycake
iyscream
j…
Jam, tee an toast
Kaek – inda brakeruum
Lotsa fruutsalad!
M…
marshmallos
(nebur feed teh t…s!)
orinj joos
peech dykeerees
q…
Qorn flaeks (and NOT quorn flaeks – eww…)
Raisin and aplol poridj
Strong yorkshir tea
Toffee pop tarts
U…
uropeen bred wif cheeze
veggies -fried and seesoned
waffles wif cherry jam
x…
X-tra nommee baglols wif kreem cheese
Yoose – orinje an carrott, freshlee made
Zzzzz- to full to fink of anymoar fud!
yay! two full lists of brekkfast noms!
*nomnomnom sipsipsipsipsip*
*burp*
sorree!
Vrrywel dun
I coodnot eet datmutch. U steel got a hungree?
no, iz full nao
berry full, akshulee…
too tyred for werk nao *yawn*
*getting cofi*
*sipsipsip*
*waitn patiently for cofi to kik in*
I onlee eated the fings I like – butt (!!) no – not hungreh ennymoar… won’t be foar a whyle!
*flops back onna sofa*
*whispurrs* annywon haz alkaseltser please? kthxzzzzzzzzzz
I not noes hyoomun can flie b4
U need summore pracktiss 2 fli further nd hi-er.
Kitteh sutchest ubee flappin arms moor lyke wings, k?
mebbeh we shud gloo sum feathers on de arms wif soopergloo? wud maek flying easier – mebbeh…
…dats one big hairball
YOU, young Rodney Dill, should BE a hairball! Ingested by some larger being then forced back up into a little pile of throwded up! If ur butt was a hair ball it’d be the size of texas!
You have something against hairballs. Why did u wrote about hair balls?
Love, Judith Millie
Age 997 (Not joking! To me, you’re a very young lady! You’re what, 60?)
p.s. u should also date a hairball. I hear they can have very nice *thing*s. Altho if they dont you can just add a stick or2 young lady!
*if u r confused by this here letter please see the 7th comment frum teh bottum*
*if u r confused by this here letter please note that I prefer to threaten people who I am confused by their letter*
oops it is not the 7th bottom anymore but it’s still Miss Rodney Diils comment
I don’t understand a word you said…
…but could I pls have some of the meds ur on?
kthxbai
ESCUSE ME?
I am a senior citizen, young lady! How dare you accuse me of taking drugs!
Eebil kitteh.
Hoomins- why don’t dey land on feets like us kittehs?
teh hoomins reely do goez bass ober lbow.
even smudgie wud not do dat to my hooman. Mebbe yur human but not mine.
wut did kitteh’s hooman do to kitteh?
forget noms?
by toona in oil insted watuh?
by Celine Dion CD?
Caturday soon!
lolz
K’mon hoomon. Nibir mynd teh konkushon, get mah gooshyfudz!
This cat needs a better name. Tippy! Who named Tippy? Tippy sounds like she should fall over any second.
PLEASE, EVERYONE HELP ME THINK OF BETTER NAMES FOR TIPPY!
Press the REPLY button and type in a name!
When I have seen a name that satisfies me, I shall Re Caption This Photo with the SAME words but a different NAME!
Please!
Please!
please!
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
REPLY
TO
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ummm. ’bout Litl Angel? (haz deface foritt, butt! canbe debil)
Thank you, Poison Boy. I shall consider your answer. I shall wait to decide however until I have more suggestions.
Good I deah. This cat is a Q-teee. You have a cat your self am I right?
And why are you called POISON boy? Do you like to drink poison ? Doesn’t that kill you?
Love from,
Judith Millie
@PoussinBoi, tehre bee caek inna braekruum!
‘K Kay
Poison Boy (I hope) does not have a cake in the break-room. If he does poison a cake in the break room I think you should eat it. Please. Do, Not, Respond. To my letter unless u have another name 4 Tippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And please give me names 4 tippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Judith Millie
o yeah and:
*if u r confused by this here letter please see the 2nd comment frum teh top*
*if u r confused by this here letter please note that I prefer to threaten people who I am confused by their letter*
oop messed up acherly see Kay Kitty Kat Komment Please
ahhh…NOW i see why you would want to do dat to a human
Skooz me? Was that an insult, you little whippersnapper? Well! You should slip on your cats roller skate some day! Like “Tippy” did to her infernal owner!
And why on earth did you write that, Ger Maine?
Please explain
Miss Ger Maine
Or yull get Pain
Love from Judith Millie
*if u r confused by this here letter please see the 2nd comment frum teh top*
*if u r confused by this here letter please note that I prefer to threaten people who I am confused by their letter*
Skooz me? Was that an insult, you little whippersnapper? Well! You should slip on your cats roller skate some day! Like “Tippy” did to her infernal owner!
And why on earth did you write that, Ger Maine?
Please explain
Miss Ger Maine
Or yull get Pain
Love from Judith Millie
*if u r confused by this here letter please see the comment abuv*
*if u r confused by this here letter please note that I prefer to threaten people who I am confused by their letter*
oop messed up acherly see ger maine’s comment
Kitteh b so kyoot adn innosint looking, it ammost hurts tu behold.
DO WANT!
just to waht Red usully does!
*joink it* and hide under you clothing so dat we donut notice it!!!
Tippeh haz strikeded.. wunc agen!
Sumtiems hyoomin be carryin sumthin that maeks inneresting design wehn it flies all ovur…lawndree is inneresting. Grosheries even moar inneresting.