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An sleepin awn teh job!
Yay!
*hop hop hop skip skip skip twurl twurl twurl jazzpaws!!!*
Lovely south african whyte wine from Meerendal an sordid kanapés (wif extra mature cheddar cheese an pikloled onion, salmon paté an cucumber, pear an bloo cheese, gougères ) for all on the tablol over heer!
For anywun in brekkie mode – see the brekkfast buffet on previous lol
Ooh! NOM! juss had lunsh, but cud fynd rume fur sum uv dat!
Thanks Nennepus! Ai am in teh brekkie mode!
Oh – an ai putted awl ov yur wunderful things in teh Brake Room! Seemed laik teh thing to do!
Way to go, Annipuss!!! Ai’m still a bit sleepee, so ai’ll just join Nennepus in hur nice dans!
*hop hop hop skip skip skip twurl twurl twurl jazzpaws!!!*
Thx JKH4K! Gud 2 see u bakk ware u bilong!
Thanks Annipuss!! Itz nice to be bak!
We mist u. Hoep u had a gud trip!
Ize jest flying in nd out in teh blink ov an eye, but must stop long enuff to SCHMOOO!!!!!! Janet.
does not kneed much room – indispensablol for anny office!!!
Iz thatt anni(puss) offiss?
Dere’z so much junk in mai offiss dere iz no rume fur eben a berry smawl kitteh!
Agreed…..office kitteh is FTW!!
I looks tiny butt(!) will gro up reeelly reelly Big :rolls:
Oh yesh, yesh. *laffing* Luk at those hyooj paws! *nods* Will be a BEEG kitteh wun day, oh yesh! *admyres blak spots on bottoms of bunneh feetz*
Butt rite now I lubs yer tiny teeny butt!!!
pointy endz useful for removing Staplols!
bak tu bed nawo…It cawlz me
Sleep tite cs, sweet dreemz!
Mah inbawks b ful butt(!) teh moast importnt fing tu du iz tu snorgl teh strypee babeh…aftur ai apli mah CHRG(wdoi). Wayrz teh CCC?
CCC Standin bai!
Ai has offis kitteh, nawt-compakt bershun!
Kitteh in offis is gud felin
geNo nasties in dis offis lyke in larst Lol
Yiss, wen do teh skoolz goe bakk, Ai wundur!
yestadai (mii nawt sekkund dai bak frum trip), ai has 14-lb ofais cat tryun tu get betwene mii adn laptop awn mai lap. den hii wuz awn bak awf chare wif himz pawz awn mai shouldaz adn nuzzlen mai ear. wuz vurree danjarous – awl ai culd du nawt tu splort frum teh swetenus.
It’s grate wen u aer lubbed liek dat – but nawt awlwaiz conbeniunt!
jus hurd ‘thump’ frum kitchun; went tu envesigayt. dere’z teh afore-menshuned ofais cat awn teh flore wif kukumba. Dere’z durtee joyk en dere sumwere…
SQEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DO WANT! In mai orifiss! and at home! Pweeze?
tis is cyoooooooott… *adoring kitteh*
*hed feeling odd*
*very odd*
argh… halp! I no has teh CHRG! Iz noobie and I not noes teh way to teh tybootik to get purrtekshun from teh cyoot… someone can show me pleeze?
*ears up*
Heer, taek mai floofee paw an Ai wull taek u 2 teh tybooteek 2 get awl teh fings u nead!
ooh, fank u!
*big sigh of releef*
*takin annipuss’ fluffy paw*
*hopz wif annipuss*
tis b very nice of u!
I haz been lurking around heer for awhile (sorree :blush:), butt nebur been feelin very tawkative. Butt I has fallen in luv wif teh site im… immeed… at notsekkund sight! nao i has a happy to have joined in.
yay! we lubs it when lovly lurkers come out of the shadows!
*hands HCR a glass of whyne and some gougères* (They are my favorite partee snack!)
Nao – off to the boot eek to stock up on essentials! snoglobes, boblolhedded kittes an pinni gigs and CHRG wdoi and 50s bathing caps for u!
wekkoms hcr – gud fing Nenne wuz hear tu hep avert de splortage! extens fluffy paw uf frenship.
*whispurrs* T’was anni who did that – Ai just tagged long, chattering on as ai usully doo…
fanks – I saw dat layter an fixifyed eet downfred but (!) furgotted tu du sew hear.
quoteth myneownseff:
“an Anni – sheez sew smoov – I dinnot even sea hur ther!”
gougères -nebbur herd of that befoar. U be givin me lots of new noms 2day. gr8! wiki ses they hav cheez in them. i lubs cheez. iz a cheezaholic.
*nomnomnoms all teh gougères*
*sipsipsips some of teh wine*
hic! sorree!
*one ear up, slight hed tilt*
nao i neads some moar halp, i guess. I now what teh CHRG is and what it’s for. Butt what’s teh boblolhedded kittehs? and teh pinni gigs? and what is teh snoglobes and teh bafing caps for?
*honeycakerabbit still be very unknowing*
Boblolhedded kittehs aer liek teh noddin goggies sum peepl has awn teh bakk ledj in dere car, but kitteh (oar similar pinni gig – guineapigs in non lolspeak) snoglobes aer doez fing dat u shaek to maek liek a snostorm in a glass bawl. Baving caps aer fur eggstra purrtekshun frum teh kyootniss!
fank u for all teh eggsplanashuns! u b very kind purrson, ifinkso!
*hops around in teh tybootik, fetching all teh muchneeded fings*
*tries to put on CHRG*
oh noes, teh CHRG no fits wif teh rabbitears!
*fetches scissors, cuts out teenytiny holes to put ears through*
*gives CHRG another try*
yesh, that’s good nao
*happily flaps ears*
and fankies for teh nice welkum from catena and Griffyn!
*happily takes teh fluffy paw of friendship*
ooh – they are just for fun!
and some of the proceeds go tu Guinnes Piggehs fund for orphan baby animlols at the cheezeland safari park!
fund for orphan baby animlols at teh cheezland safari park? Guinness Piggeh must be nice purrson for making a fund like that, ifinkso. i lubs teh animlols. iz teh by-lol-ogist. i always lol by teh way…
*puts “visit cheezland safari park” on “to-do-in-cheezland”-list*
Welkom, honeycakerabbit! Ovver byo-lol-gists r on the site, too. Nd vet techs, nd many peeps involved in animalol reskew here
welkum, HCR!
Ohai honeycakerabbit!! Welcums to you an hopin you has menny hoppy times here (dats a joak.).
We has onlee wun rool: “play nise”. I lieks yur name tooalso – does yu maek honeycakes? Or are you maed of honeycaeks? Yu no has to say if you dont want to.
Ohai duffy! Fankies foar teh welkum. Iz glad u lieks my name. Peeps who be smiling very broadly sometimes b called a honeycakehorse in jerman (=smile like a “Honigkuchenpferd” = be all smiles). Mee too. I lubs teh eggspressun and I b smiley purrson, ifinkso. Butt I wanted to b rabbit, so I can do teh happy hoppy dans for lovely cheezpeeps that b nawtsekkund.
I reely likes teh rules of cheezland! Is easy for me to play nice. Teh rabbits no has teh fighting spirit N E way. They runawaywifkwikness if somefing looks notsonice.
Ohai, HCR…..me am new too…..*extends floofy paw of friendship to HCR and all cheezfrens*
Ai will get to see teh new kitteh awn naext Wennersday, aifinkso. Mai heart hassa flutter!!!
origami kitteh – nawt bak pawz in de baskit – hed twisted owt ov de baskit – mayks myneck hurtz.
* little bits of branes ooze out thru eers *
STAWP – gowif Nenne an Rabbit tu git pertekshuns at de type booteek! Go Naow! Afore itz too layte!
an Anni – sheez sew smoov – I dinnot even sea hur ther!
Kwikk, leeza, fink un taks formz!
Heer!!!!!!
This wun haz teh drawing bai Ambercat – an it’z teh elefant behine! Shud distrakt yoo enuf so yoo can think ov sumthing besieds teh cyootness heer! 
*pushez brayne bit ak in*
*puts CHRG(wdoi) awn skwirrlgrrl’s hed*
It’s wun ov teh fyoo original wuns ai still hav!
oooh… that feels so gud!
fanks for teh speshul CHRG!!
{{{{janet}}}}
sew – now da skwirrlgrrl lookz likee a elefants behiney!! Tee Hee, dats a funneh … *covers mouf anf laffs* Sowwy ta laff at chew, butt you has a butt onna yer hed…
LOL!! Wehn we furst found tehm – teh CHRGs, Ambercat thot they looked too plane, so she wuz teh wun hoo maed teh drawings. So tehy were prittified.
But she sed she cud awnlee draw teh elefant behines – an piggey fayces! So – that’s waht we have!
ohai j-pak, are yew dun wif yer wander lust fur a liddol wyle??
mai bebbeh cayenne has sum “issues” rite now… her is in isolation cuz has potential injury to right leg/knee/ankle? not sure rite now… xrays being forwarded to specialist…..sigh….yew know dats gunna be big munnies!!! seh also is on amoxicillan fur URI…… poor baby… so yung to has such trubbels
oahi jamamakitty.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Nawt helth problims wif teh cyootest babbeh kitteh in teh hole whirrld!!!!! Way too yung to hav helth trubblels.
But hao cud seh – doo yoo know waht happened?? Did she fawl rong?
Ai think ai prollee wont be going enewhere until Decembrrrrrrrrr nao!
we hadded a liddol reslin match wen ai hang onto her futs but one gotted out……. ai sure wud feel rilly bad if ai damaged her liddel foot, but oh so many fings cud have cuased it……. her is confined in downstairs baffroom so to not be on it so muchly an no runnin up an downstairs……. hard on a bebbeh kitteh!!!
Well – ai eggspekt yoo ar compleetelee innoscent!
Taht is wun laivelee kitteh – awlwaiz running an jumping an tumbling an fawling. She prollee just needs to rest hur leg a bit.
{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}} hard fur yoo, ai know!
*hugs for Cayenne and her mommeh*
*and for Shilo too, of coarse!*
fanks hunny…….. ai am sure we will recubber but is hard to see her favorin dat back leg …. wahhh…. time or munnies……or boff……..dont we know awl bout dat!!!
Dis essenshul offiss eekwipmunt!
No offiss oar bukstoar – oar librarree – oar hoam – oar boat – oar sinetific labratoree shud bee wiffaut wun!
Taht maeks me smile, JCH4K – my beluvid Tux was frum a bukstoar!! I wanted a new kittin an knoo dat teh nise peeps at this 2ndhand Bukstoor had resident kats an often had kittinses for dopshun. An I stopped by an Tux wuz in a baskit on teh cownter an he climed up my shirt an I tuk him hoam an we wur best frends for 20 yeers. *sigh* He wuz mah bestcat ever, even tho I luv all my other kittehs too of corse.
What a luvlee storyee! Mai Florian, awlso a tuxie, wuz awlso mai best fren fur 20 yeeers.
An – ai, too, luv awl mai kittehs wif awl mai hart – butt- tehn there ar teh wuns hoo ar sumhao – eben MOAR speshul. An sumtaims, yoo dont know hoo itz going to be. Ai miss tehm awl wif a feerce. But – ai can tawk about most ov them. But not Florian. Cant get 2 werds out wiffaut getting the leakee eyze – an itz bin moar than 4 yeers nao.
O hai, Janet! How u is?
O hai, lcb!! Ai’m nawt at AWL shur hao ai ar!
Ai havn’t bin hoam fur so long ebreething iz a reck! So much cleening an mowing ov teh lawn – an teh hej needs trimming. Ai just gotted bak from Santa Fe last nite – but mai luggaj just arrived – there – at Midway – today!
But ai hav to go pik up mai sister Judy an neece Amy an 2 grandneeces there at 7 PM. They ar gonna be heer fur a coupla weeks.
an wehn ai got bak from teh trip wif MaryO, ai cayme bak and found out taht teh kittehs awl had teh flees! But ai Frontlined tehm at wunce, so they ar awl rite nao. Nawt yet shur about teh haus!!
an teh car needz washing an cleening out.
An ai haz a big “ooooof!!!”
Hao ar yoo???
Wow. I would offer u my phlonquais, but that might make even MOAR work for u.
I is ok. Vry busy, but mostly ok.
Does u has pix from ur visit wif MaryO?
Yes. sumwhere. Ai think ai lefted mai camera at a frenz haus. An teh pikchoors ar in it!
An ai haz a couple ov GRATE wuns ov Prof d’Beaker, too! An Maus! Such fun we had!
ooo – do want to see! Ohai Janet! Welcum bak!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}} I get teh leeky eies finkin abowt Tux tualso. An he been at teh bridj a long tiem.
Oh, I need wun uf these fur myne office!!
Happi Friedegg ebberwun!!!! *Marches around da office blowin a kazoo*
HappyFrys two u 3KM.
Iz Caturday in SBC (Son Berndt Kountree = Lan Down Unner) in corter-our.
* wakeups kat 2 sell brayte *
Happi Caturdai tu yu then PoussinBoi!!!
I finks he eeted teh TPS report and nao is habbing a nap.
OT…ai am starting my 3rd day of cleaning/packing/phoning peepz cuz Wens AM Hubcat & ai woke to an inch of water all over our entire home! Carmen Kitty waz goin’ “Mee-YOU!” *splish,splish,splish* I dressed inna only dry spot in house…bathtub. Ai wud lub beamz ob hapy thotz, prayerz. Ai will nawt hab gud pc access soon so thx in abvance eberywon…BBL..sooner tan ladder ai hope! =^!^=
This is very unfortunate. I wish you well.
*Beams* >>>>>>OM
Onoes, OM! am soe sorree tu here.
*sndz wishuz fur driness*
{{{{OM and OMhubbi}}}} I sending yu beams uf gudluck and speedy drying an repair uf yur howse!
{{{{OM}}}}} Beems ov happee thots coming yur way. But – waht HAPPENED??? hao did you get this awful flud??
Cudja just pore it on mai yeard? No warter 4 ages. Hopin for a kwik dryadnrepare 4 u.
Deh freshy water feed line into toylet broked & maed a 3 ft fountain inna bathroom 3AM to 7AM sumtyme. Thank CC fur handy turn-off valve rite atta wall among lotz ob odder gud fingz!! like Homeownerz ins!! O.O
Oh noes, OtherMother! Hao awful! When yoo has a haus, these fings duz happin. Mah eggsperience is yoo just deal with it and do whutever must be dun. And kleen it awl up and liv throo teh awful part and then it gitz beddur agin. (This may be wun of those sitchywayshuns when yoo members why yoo keepings awl those owld towels arownd.)
I had a similar sitchywayshun a few yeerzago. Flushed the toylit upstayrs, left teh haus, the toylit kept running/flushing, we kaym home 2 howrs layter to an inch of water all throo teh downstairs. I gnu we wuz in trubbil when I opind teh garaj door and a WALL of water ran owt at us. Oh, teh horrors! But we libbinged throo it. Wuz awful at teh tyme. Yoo has mah sympathies, OtherMother. Wun day will just be a phunneh storeh yoo tells to yor frenz! Til then . . . gud luck and we sendings yoo gud thots! {{OtherMother}}
OM ai hopz yu iz bein otay an nuffin waz lawst taht yu can’t repase *maneh maneh beamz tu yu*
Ohai Kerri, 3KM, JK4K, and sew many odderz..fankz
Your beemz hab sent the sunshine here to mii, literally! Gremlin–yur story helpz..tings R jus tings, as yu sae. Werkerz bee bak heer soon.. Bed shure feelz gud wen ai git there! Smooz to all & thxbyenoaw!
from mae hart 2 yurz!! Cheezfrenz R the best (whall cept maebee next-door naybor who loanz hiz shop vac wifaquickness)
OM – sowwy – I’m layte fur de prade – but (!) I had sumfin lyke dat happen bout free tymes – myne warsher masheen ran and ran and ran – an aftur de nawt sekkund tyme – wee droav tu Wally Whirld tu git de shawp vakkie – du nawt want, but (!) alas, du knead…fine alley gotted de warsher masheen sew eet wud kwit awl dat gushin when we looked de udder way…oh, de joys uf hoam ownership. aifinkso
Onoes! lawtz uf splurts hav happind in onlee a fyoo sekkinz! Very nawt gud!
I has everyting under controlz
O noes! musst… fin’…. CHRG!!!
*SPLORT*
tew late…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up limi89′s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
aww thx annipuss! (hey din’t knoe derez cheezpeeps n Japan!!)
Dere aer cheezpeeps awl ober teh wirld
yay! wirld peas iz closr tahn ai thot!
Liddle offis kitteh haz slipt outta hiz bedd.
Hopinn bedd iz IN Tray, nott OUT Tray.
Sekkund torts: thatt is IN Tray forshor. Loox famm ilya
Yep, teh out tray iz teh emtee wun!
OMG OMG. waaer iz mai CHRG. office kitteh-WANT. oh noes, ai cannut hep it ******SPLORT*******
He is teh kyoot, izzint he? *turns and admyres kitteh for a minnit*
I halps yoo. Hold still whyl I reskyews yor brayns.
*chases down every liddel brayn cell; puts em inna hed*
*whissels whyle I wurks – doo da doot doot doot doot doo . . *
*seals up cranial cabbity, puts a fresh noo CHRG, adds duk taype*
*stands back to admyre handiwork* Ther, thatz abowt rite!
Hao yoo feline, palinsc? Duz yoo want a blankee? Mebbe too hawt for that. A sawft pillo? A drinky or snak of sum kynd?
oh mushes bedder. fank ew Gremmi! ai am thinkin taht ai need sum kold drinkee, kidlet stile, an teh sawft pillo! whoo, taht wuz a feerce wun. so kyut, so sawf lukin. want taht kitteh!
*whispurs* Oh yesh, he is teh kyoot. Giv heem whyt booties and this is just whut mah Dexter-tabbeh lukked lyke last summer when I furst met heem.
Hard to rezizt!!!!
Office kitteh haz tu skweez in nap wenever he kan!
Waek him up for gushyfud time!
Oooh, ai want offis kitteh uf mai own! Butt (!) dey nawt allwd in da skool where ai works.
** splort **
O noes! lez c iffin ai knoes hao tew werk dis ting…
*neenawneenawneenaw* oki taht beein teh siren! Maek wai!!!
*scoops oop braynes an’ rinzes wiff saleen salushun*
*poars bak ntew brayne cabities*
*gloos brayne peeses tewgeder – wiff sooper gloo*
*snahps awn CHRG an’ sekkurs wiff teh noo pink duky taep*
Ware iz ricubberi ruum? O taht wai
*pusshez opin doar an’ rollz starcat ntew room, playces in nice chair wiff sunbaff*
*cobers wiff lite bwankie*
Dere – yu stai dere and drink tihs hawt choklit, k?
*nawt tellin starcat dis mai nawt sekkund tiem dooin dis*
Dat is verrah nisely dun!! Hav yrself sum choklit as a rewoard – yu can probly use a breether after doin a splort-reskyoo. Tehy can be stressful. (*whispers* speshully yr inishal one).
aww thx Duffy! *sip sip* Yu guis maek it lukin sew eazi!
mmm, hawt choklit!, an my brain no feelz funnie nomoar!
Fanks limi!
oh noez! Ai bees tryin to pertekt mai brains frum de *splortz* and saw starcat go downz wif its also!!
Ais nebber be de driver fur de CCC, but Ai haz lysense for CPR….iz just lak breyn surgary, no?
*dust-busterz up starcat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun dat iz barri lemony-sented*
*pakk dem caerfullee inna branes jello mold an’ den tuks teh molded braynes bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep (covrd with lil kittehs, nachurally) *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a oatmeal rasin cokie*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t be lukin at the cyoot kittehs wivout ur purrtektib gogglez and yur extry CHRG!!
Brane jello mold????
*WANT*
I haz a bwane jello mold!! Furr da hallow weenie parteez … Can lukie berry beery grossie!! Best wif da gummie werms cummin owt!!
Mai bwane jello mold iz also furr de hallow weenie parteez@ I makez mine wif de strawberries jello an mixes in sum Cool Whip to make it kinda brayny-colured. Will haz to try wif de gummiez! (Hope nobuddy actshually goez splort wen dey seez it)
Oh yess, JCH4K – I hadda splort a cupla daez ago an a new cheezfren carefully scooped my branes into a brane-shaped jello mold an put in teh fridje for a minit while findin my head-bones. Was verrah nise! Tho for a minit I had a feeling in mah hed liek after drinkin a Slurpee too fast.
Cheezfren was Kurt, an he also putted mah hed-bones in teh dishwasher whiel teh brayne-jello was chillin. Pic was “crumpled under weight of own cuteness” from 8/9 and it was a mega-splort lolpic. Braynes all ovur teh plase.
LOL!!! Ai havnt seen teh commintz yet – but ai hoep to! But gibbocat sent me teh pikkie awn an emayol.
Ai bet it WUZ mega-splort! Ai neeerlee sported ober at mai emayol – an there iz NO WUN there to halp!!!
If no jello brauyne mold, I no can dustbusterz teh spolorted braynes! Would be berri much hard 2 makez braynes fit back inna hed post-dustbusterin!!! (and de dustbuster faster den teh broom, and Ai alawys tink de spolrt be an emergncy!)
limi, yur reskyu waz berri berri good, yezaithinkso! *whispers* could nawt tell it ur nawt sekund tyme!
really? yu iz gud brayne surgen tew! ai furgotted teh gogglez. mehbeh ai shood gibbed her mien.
teh gogglez sometyme Ai tink r optionl. Ai tinks it berri mush depend on teh kyootness of teh kitteh. Diz one qualifies, yezaithinkso!
yesh sum kittehs b berry danjerus! ICHS nawt heer wehn ai hadz mai cowkitteh *her nayme wuz Puddin’*.
Puddin’ kin maek yu splort wiff a singul luk. Her hadz teh “huked” noze an teh pinky pinky toe pads an’ meowed sew cyootlee wehn ai awn teh steppy laddur gitten her kibbul.
O noes… *splort frum memories*
limi89 – wayv a paw if yor OK!!! I halps.
This be teh litening-phast vershun.
ScoopingUpTehBrayns! PuttemInnaHed! SealinUpTehCranium! NooCHRG – and DukTaype! lotsandlotsofDukTaype! CoolDrinkNBlankeeOrSnak. Beddur?
**Blinkees berri wif a quikness**
Wowza, you be fast, Gremlin!
O noes! limi89 goez down fer teh sekund tyme 2day! Dis be speshully urgentz!
*dust-busterz up starcat’s braynes an rinse dem wiv sparklie minrl waterz*
*pakk dem caerfullee inna branyes jello mold an’ den tuks teh molded braynes bakk in teh hedd an replaeses hed bonez*
*taptaptaptaptaptappytap*fassen bak down de hed bonez wif dekratib dukky taep (covrd with lil kittehs, nachurally) *
**seence dis be limi89′s sekund spolortz, goes round a nawt third tyme wif de dukky taep!**
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
**seence dis be limi89′s sekund spolortz, goes round a NAWT FOURTH tyme wif de dukky taep!**
*Leeds lima89 to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a eclair*
Dere, rest a while an Srsly? Doan’t be lukin at the cyoot kittehs (or tinkinz about de cyoot kiteehs) wivout ur purrtektib gogglez and yur extry CHRG!!
*weaklee wayvz tew gremlin* thnx fur teh dubl sayve!
Ai tink ai’ll stai n de ricubberi ruum frum nao awn…. As lawng as ai no tinks ob teh kittehs (mite b eazr said tahn dun), ai mite b ok fur teh dai.
am fanks to yoo too, jords, for savin me anda limi’s brainz… hope we dint get anni mixed up!
I iz on Ur desk, catching mah zzzzzs
Bebbeh luks liek he came to wurk in somebudy’s purse an hasnt unfoldid yet.
Ohai guys — I haz a sad and alsew a releefed, ifinksomaebee.. I deecided ta wait to getz a noo kittie — ifinkso I wuz distractifien meeself yesterrdai and I haz stuffz ta doo doo doo afore i gits eeny babbeh kitties – eben doh i nose i want dem.
I hafta kitty proofify da haus and gets awl da stuufz and like dat; butt mor impourtent I needs to settle bak at werks and jest get bak to moar nerrmal (nebber bee awl neermal wifowt me Matt).
Sew — Mii Announce Mint wuz da pree mature yestidee … *cries a lettol bitz…*
*gives E_M a pokket-sized Office Cat*
*petting Elsa_Mama* Sumtimes deecision to nawt get kitteh harder dan deecision to get kitteh. Take yur times. Purrfect kitteh waits fur yew.
*scritches E_M behind eers*
Yu gits ah kitteh sumdai – yu awn teh rite trak alreddy!
Don wurry. CC sendz kittehs wen thyme is rite!
Shh nao, mah dear. Ther ther. *offers a sawft orinj paw of comfort* Ther will be a kitteh for yoo. If nawt nao, then at teh rite time. When teh time is rite, yoo will know it. Is shmart to giv yorself tyme. Ther may never be teh old nermal, but there will be a new nermal, ifinkso, if yoo taykings yor tyme and lets it happin in its own tyme. {{Elsa_Mama and teh ungnown kitteh hoo wayts to bekum her belubbed hart-kitteh}}
Mah sistur calls it “teh new normul” when yu lets go of a luvd wun – is not teh same, but will jus hasta be dat way frum now on. An yu has to taek time for it. Is OK, yu will noe when is rite for a noo kittehbebbeh. {{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}
Duffy – I sez dat tu: “new normul” – nawt de normul wee wants, but (!) eetz de normul wee gits -do nawt want – havta recatibrate norm – I steel hazza sad fur EM an hur dotter an udder famblee… but (!) aifinkso I’m gunna tri tu maykes sum mustachollee in honor uv Matt’s goin hoam pahtee….iffn I can member tu git de rite kinda pasta – I got penne wif ridges – FAIL – do obber.
I tink u r verrry brayv nd I feel fur u verrie mutch.
{EM}
{{{{{{{e_m}}}}}}}
mebbee wut yoo needed at teh time wuz to fink abowt getting noo bebbeh kittehs, eben if time iz not riet yet. iz gud to habbing sumfing liek taht to fink abowt in a hard time, gib yoo sumfing to luk forwurd to.
Ohai everybuddee
Tomorrow be CATURDAY!!!
Smudgie waytz in window fer hooman to come home tonite and feed Smudgie, Bella n Ruby. Ten hooman serve Friday nite toona! Ten weeze all sitz on sofa – human sitz and eats dinner and watch TV while we tree lieze down on arms and back of sofa.
Ten goes bed all and ten next morning Smudgie, Bella, Ruby jump upz and downz on hooman at 7.02 (two mins sleep-in) bekoz it CATURDAY!!!!!!!
luv to u all everybuddee
smudgie
xxx
haz a happy caturday smudgie!
ai fink ai will takz lesson frum kitteh, nap soundin bery nice rite now
*curlz up into little floofy bawl wif a nice deep sigh to nap land*
Ohhhh I want one!
I is havin very productib meetin
In Dreemland
Oh, he’s a little cutie pie!
I do believe that the Qatari megatrains, however, might be flooding the market in the next 2-10 years.
What will the future of LNG look like?
Perhaps office cat can tell us LOL!