im n yur walet
im n yur walet stealin da frootz of yur laborz
kitteh awlwayz b wantin ur monies.
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adn don ask how ai maed eet…
soe who gafe yu eh dolla?
effurreebuddee…
Dat’s an owld joek!….
aim en owld jueksta!
hauw owld?
soe owld dat ai lurnt teh joek as ‘quarta’, nawt ‘dolla’
srsly.
In TTI it wuz 10shillins (We lawst dat munnee in 1971!)
An Ai’m owld enuff to haz herd it b4!
Congrats, catena. U haz a solo tawp spot! Ai haz juss maed sum dayt an wallnut caek. Want sum?
O yez, thx!
*taekz caek tu sied adn secrutlee pix awt teh walnutz*
ai likz caek, bawt nawt teh nutz…
Ai maed a chokklit an cherry wun az well iffn dat wud soot u beddur!
ooh….yu sayd teh majik wurd (choklit)
Wuz hoepin 2 keap dat wun fur maiselb!
bawt ai haff ais creem tu shaer….
Dat’s diffrunt den!
iz can’t feel my nowse
2 bye cheezburgurz
Aifinkso dis kitteh tu hungree tu wait for cheezburgers… is nomming the munnies!!
Dat iz nawt gud fur teh kitteh – nawt gud fur teh ikonumee eever!
… datz hao ai roll.
a’m rich! ah’m rich!!!! bwwwahahahahahaha!
Congratz on ur bein nawt secund, catena!
thx!
dis bii sekkund trii tu pos dis….got eh ‘yu bii posten tu fas, dere, missee!’ warnun…
I’m rollin in doe!
Iz anyone elz wunderin whut kitteh’s Mommy doez dat kitteh haz so mani singl dollrs fur to rollz in?
Jus me?
Okez den!
Snot juss U.. ummm maebe himz mom iz a coffee shop waitress…or does some pole work…or tends to da beer.
Oar praps kitteh snagged a gash in an owld laydeez matriss ware she hided her munnee!
*has vision of poor old lady coming home to find her precious mattress bank of ones scattered hither and yon, whilst kitteh rolls about having a dollar-gasm*
OH NOES!! AM NOW DED FROM DE LOLZ!!!
Ize tinkin’ eever a stripper oar a waitur. lulz!
Didn’t I see this scene in “Indecent Proposal”?
Singls. Dey fur da stripa!
dis bii eh tortee, nawt eh stripa…
It’s mine I tell you! all mine!
Munnee, Munnee must be sunnee in a rich man’s world
ABBA!
I wants mah neggst installment aftah the goggie disappears
My monies!!!111!!! Mine, Mine, Mine!!!
monnies haz a flavur, ah very riich flavur
***newz flash****
awl yewnits bee onna lukowt fur wun kitteh burrgoolar
deeskripshun: tortee babeh kitteh wiff beeutimus ornj (nawt poisin) i’s,
meen leff hook & bois, alwais watch owt fur dose pointy endz.
fweekwintly scene onna ICHC sight wiff pawsibble cololaboratur LCB
letz bee kareful owt dere peeps
****wee naw reeturns tu yer regularlee skedooled porgroms****
oh noes… hims gotz awai!
Offisur! Ai has been robbed!!
Bai hoo?
Bai a cat…. um, burgler.
Small bills, used, nawt sekwensheeal
the most recent minion of the LCB
Midnytez Bebbeh lubz
t3h feelz ub Munneez awn hurz
pawz andz Belleh Floof
Midnytez Bebbeh fyndz
Munneez habz a flayvurr. Canz
beez choowee 2!
Munneez amz awllwayz
gud feeng 2 habz. Munneez maykz
Gooshee Fud happenz!
Jack.
Munnee maeks teh wurld go arownd
Teh wurld go arownd
Teh wurld go arownd
A mark, a yen, a buk or a pownd…
Kahbahrey ref FTW!
hei…teh hede cheez (nawt cheezhede) bein en Tiym Magehzeen:
i can has media empire?
Thx fur teh linkie!
sorree fur gettun choklit awn et…
U shudn’t haz bean so greadee!
yu sai dat lik itz eh bad ting…
Eet wud beh iffn WerdPretzlol had nommed yr linkee ‘cuz ub choklit…
dats ah gud storee catena
but ai iz confuzelled abowt himz sayin wheeze onlee sposed tu be happi fur fiev minuets? nobuddy tole mee der wuz ai tyme limmit
juess ai will haz tu goe tu lolcats anonnymouse en tri tu get dis prablem unner controll
yu adn awl awf us!
Ai fink him meaned “at leest fibe minnits”
et leest 5 minuets ebbry hour?
et leest 5 minuets ebbry 6…
Sumfin liek dat – iz awlso possiblol dat teh riportur miskwotid him! Dat happind 2 me wen sumwun frum teh Lunnun Times innebyood me bowt ICHC!
baus – dis munths producktivitee nomburrs let mee shew yu dems!!!
ahh… um…. welll ai kin eggsplane baus
noe razes fur williboi dis yeer?
owell mebbe neggs yeer?
oh an baus – mai spelchek iz awl borked
ai can haz new pewter?
mai teoree iz dat goen bak adn forth betwene LOLspeke adn regularah iz gud fur teh braynez.
*sendz willy boy deh applikaysun fur LOLcatz Anomymouse
1. Duz u LOL unkuntrollably?
2. Duz u spend awl ur free time at ICHC??
3. Duz ur refresh buttin git moar use dan ur gushifud can opener?
4. Duz u tawk tu ur boss in LOLspeek?
cweenmj,
1. nawt tru! ai kin stawp akneetiem ai wantz
2. dis tiem nawt free – da baus pais meh gud monie tew bee heer
3. onlee caus ai iz onna dyit
4. see updathread fur dat wun
W3 has ebidents! LCB, yew is in troblol nao!
kitteh iz wurkin for teh revenooers now
I usedta hoard singles for bus fare…is gon up now hmph.
Oh an by teh way, sumbuddy better be watchin owt for the blyoo sigareet liter by teh bebbeh’s eer — might get a whoal noo meenin of “munny to burn”!!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Thecharlatte an KitKatsMom an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy cakes, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, sparkly streemers to attach to yor bike handelbars (can also attach to clothes or anyfing else!), kandee, and colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-nine alien colurs an bilded-in sharperners!! an a big swish ob teh burfday want to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
annownsmint: burday fairy will be away for a fyoo days, caturday throo toozday, at teh fairy fambly reyoonyun. my awsum assistant kvnsgrrl will fill in for me an will making sure all teh burfday peeples gets wunderful burfday greetings wile i am gone!!
It’s Aahz’s birfdai too!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Happy Burfday Aahz!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ Schmoooooo! ♥ ♥
I wunderz if Aahz will seeing dis. Him haz not ben on much lately.
♥ ♥ ♥ Schmoo 2 U 2, cween! ♥ ♥ ♥
We winted 2 uh reelee jinormuss Chyneez buffay, n mai XYL towlded da waytriss dat it wuz mai burfdai. Herz sedded dat in Chyneez, sew I nawt b nowin it until awl da werkerz kaym 2 da taybull seengin n kerryin uh burfdai caek (chokklit n mowka — mmmm!!). I can had un emberisst … 
Fanky 4 da burfdai weeshiz frum U n annipuss (tho annipuss iz prolly in bed nao in TTI)!
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Mai momcat n dadcat taykted me n mai famblee owt 4 burfdai nomz, sew I b reelee full naow…
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I can hazza turriblee bizzee bizzee laytlee — we iz gittin riddee 4 uh noo cherch serbiss wif da grate rok mew-zik n awl da kullerd n bleenkin n moovin lytz n stufz. I iz da lytin direktor, sew 2 B gittin reddee 4 it I bin puttin n 12 n 14-ower daiz. Naow I iz inna daze…
♫ ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ 
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♫
HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOO!
HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOO000ooo!
Happey BURFDAY DEER AAHZ
HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
♫
♫
Just a test!
*bownsibownsibownsi*
Fankies BF!!! Hab funz att fambly reyoonyun!!
Woopsies hit rong button
HAPPI BURFDAY Thechalatte adn KitKatsMom!!!
*attaches sparklolly streemers in hairs, as eerrings, tew pants pockits*
*twirrlee twirrlee twirrlee*
Whee, ai iz the pritty!
*sparlolly streemers get rapped rown feets*
*BDM fawls ober, mummified bai sparklolly streemers*
Ai ment tew duz dat! Onist!
sheh wuz sew pretteh butt(!) tehn sheh wuz dedz *shakez head* wuz bery sad…
happy burfday cheezpeepz!!!
Kitteh seeks donutations for the ‘possable fumb research!
Happi Bifday Thecharlatte an KitKatsMom! Njoi! teh day!!!
♫♪
If U got deh munny, Hunny
I’ve got deh tyme
Wii’ll go honky-tonkin
And wii’re gonna hab a tyme
Wii’ll make awl deh nite spotz
Dans tu deh muzic, fine
If u goz deh munny, Hunny
I’ve got deh Tiiiiiiime!
Tehr wuz a fingie on NPR radyo dis week sayin thers a studee owt that cowntin munnies releeses endorfins that redooses pain. Even if it isnt yr own munny akshually. It just feels gud to cownt munnies. I imajine dat cowntin munnies and pettin a beautimus tortee bebbeh wud maek yu feel twise as good!
(~~~vision~~~: Bank robber: I need a stak of all yr twennies rite now!! Mah doktor prescribes it!!)
ai awfen mus kount munee coz ai helpz awt at kahmunehtee theatah. awl ai think abawt is how yuckee mai hans bii gettun!
Yep dere’z a reezun it’s sumtiemz cawled filthee lookur! Ai werkt az a cashier in a big stoer wuns an ebrifing taystid uv munnee. PLEH!
dats tru!
OKai…ai bii awf fur eh bit nauw. mus goe swim.
…… And awl ur kittehz!!!!!
wuz nawt long ago ai getz tu hold 65 50$ billz
ai cud fellz teh endolphinz… but tehn ai hadz tu gibz it bak… ai tink teh crazh iz wurz tehn teh endolphinz
thats a lot of singles. the owner must either be a stripper or valet person
Or cownting the offering frum church.
Soe teh $20 bill sais tu the $1 bill, “Whut’s church?”
Or a stripper/valet.
Oh, yeah. Take off that red jacket, baby. Twirl that bow tie!
datsalotta cheezborgers!
Must bii a teenage kitteh, I know my teenage boi sucks munnies frum myne wallet just walkin in da room!
Oh noes… it’s big government kitteh!!! Stealin our lootz.
Obama kitteh takin mah loot to giv ta welfare ratz
IRS Kitteh……Injoyn Ur Taxez
omg, it’s the Obama kitty
Dats a lot of Singlez
Thaz wer mah moneez went!! Anothr Kitteh spendin spwee
I can haz $3,000 werth uv kitteh toyz nao!
only strippers have this many ones lol!