u go furst, k? see if teh dogg is gon yet. iz rite behind u.
ill taek care of the goggie 4 u.
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Congrats, Compulsorry!
Fenks u annipuss!
Ai finks ai am a lot fastur sins ai weer proteksjun goglols, or ai wood hef splorted imedimemademi – strait away.
Nao for de kookies! Kookies for eberywun!
Dat’s berry wyze! Ai haz a speshul cote uv purrtekshun awn mai spektaklolz – dat halps me!
congrats! whut kindsa drinkies yu wuld liek tew drink? Ai gotsa choklit martooni and a Whiet Russin iffin yu b interrested?
Fenks! Temorro iz caturday, no? Sleepin in, yay! Lets has a Harvee Wowlbangr!
*maeks a gallollon uv Wowlbangrs*
ooh a gallollon? wii can has partee?
Ai finks we can has!
Purr-tee! Purr-tee! Purr-tee!
AHA!! Ai see it iz a troo ty!
Compulsorry an Annipuss!!
Ar yoo going to teh Ty Boo Teek? If so, awn yur way bak, yoo cud stop at teh PI Stawl an bring bak a fyoo ov thos fresh Blakberree PIs!! Ai can smell tehm from heer.
An ai saw skwirrlgrrrl here a bit ago, so teh skwirrrls ar prollee bizzy whipping up a lot ov fresh whippee creem to put on tehm too!
An congrats, compulsorry! Nawt so eezee to be in teh toppest spot wif these peepl!
Tawkin uv blakkberriz! Ai haz pikked 6 pownds awlreddee!
WOW! Did yoo eet them awl??
Ai havn’t bin out to see waht ai hav yet. Ai told mai neigh bore taht he cud pik main while ai wuz gone. but there were SOOOOO mennee coming, ai think there must still be LOTS!
Ai haz maed sum jam, an maed teh rest into seedless pulp fur winter puddins an moar jam. P_t an Ai had sum uf teh puree ober iiscreem – berry nommee!
6 pounce? Wowzerz! Ware u pikkin tehm? Ai LURVS teh blak berries. Tehy taste lahk child huud. Win Ai wuz a kidlet wii wud pik teh wyold blak berries frum adn eet tehm still warm frum teh sun. Useto make teh jamz adn jelliis ebery summer. Wun summer, teh jellis didun jell adn wuz awl run knee. Wii 8 it pored ober teh i scream. Nebber had anyfing so gud B4 or after.
Ai wood hef gon but ai no can draiv no moar. Wowlbangrs an carrrrs dun miks
Want wun? Berry *hic* gud!
lol wii has teh wild partee.
Kmplshurry *hic* hash hash wunsh *hic* two munnyz *hic*
Kitteh neads a sakrifishul bictim…
My bodyguard…
Ohai, Maus! Hao u iz? Duz u haz tiem to play today, or iz u runnin off agin soon?
Maus, IRL is takin ober ur hole life.
or maybe not so right behind -but certainly behind!
just a little way back
This be mah frend, Scout. He has a feerce, and he be mah Lookout.
Itz alwaiz gud to haz a lookout, ifinkso.
riiiite behind yu – abaut ten fiit tew b exact!
Otay liddlol buddy, yew creeates a distra… disstruc.. a rukus, an I’ll grabs the nip.
Diversion.
Yoor a spawlsplort!
I standz on yoo an we reaches fud!
On kownt of THREE, we ATTAKS teh goggie!
Um . . . yoo go furst . . .
Ah haz a qwestion – Is “goggie” pronounced like “doggy”? Bcuz in mah mynd it shud be “googie”.
kthxbye
wudnt dat be lik googie howser den?
wot – noe splorts yet?
Ai finks u iz shud lurn from miztaeks. Ai have lurnt! But! If u has a happy halpin, ai kan taek uv my spesjul goglols?
*hands owt speshul Splorts Protekshun goggles to awl teh cheezfrenz* Here, tayk these. Yoo mite need them. We has them in awl cullurs and dezines!
Oooh – fankies, gremlin.
*daintilee taeks a magenta pair wif silvur sparklols*
Why, nightshayde – they looks so GLAMruss on yoo! *has an admirayshun*
*gigglol*
♫ Ai feel prittee ♫
♫ Oh so prittee ♫
*luksarownd wif a kwikniss* Yoo mite want to guard those sparklols frum yoo-noes-hoo. . .
*grabs a turquoise pair wif silvur sparklols as an offering to LCB*
Ai will giv deez to hur if she happens by.
Here, tayk these too as a sakrifyshul offering. Is a red payr set with rubies. They sparklols too! Speshully when yoo holdings them up to teh lite.
wen ai bii runnen, teh song en mai hede iz tu dis tuen….bawt nawt quite dose wurdz.
miyn awr
‘ai feel sh****, o soe sh****,
ai feel sh**** adn crappee adn bad’
adn soe awn. iz gud runnen song, trus mii.
Ai has mai CHRG awn… nawt gitten mii dis tiem, cyoot bebbeh kitteh! Wiff yur floofy furs and yur cyoot widdle noze… omg… *pulls hardur awn CHRG*
Gremlin – toss meh a goglol (n purplol plz)!
We sumtiems kawls these “happeh goggie goggles” too.
I givs yoo purplol – is mah verreh own fayvrit shade too!
THX!! taht wuz close!
*snahps awn happeh goggie goggles*
HGG fer short, rite?
Yoo got it! HGG for short.
dis bee showin u haow teh HGGs shud fit fer maxymum purrtekshun
Happee Goggie Goggles
koodoes to yew fer dat wun Bf473
gud wun, BF!! I will making a linkee tu dat in deh <a href="http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/acronymz/" acronymz paid uv deh cryer.
Oh cwap!!! unformed link, I haz wun!!
acronymz paige uv deh cryer.
That is just ridiculously cute!!!
I got cher bak!! SRSLY
An foar dat, ai gawts a bridj in Moo Yawk, ai finkso! See ifn Mikey lieks it…yup!
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
amz berreh clebburr. Yoozez
deekoy 4 Dawggeh
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
knoez Dawggeh willz fawllz 4 trap.
Dawggeh nawtz 2 bryte!
Bebbeh Floof Kitteh
coodz awllso mayz ‘Sad Ieez’ atz
Prittee Wun…. Getz Nomz!
Coodz awllso getz sumz
lubblee Rubbinz andz Snoargillz
wyle Dawggeh getz nun
Jack.
ppssstttt – dere b noo pics/posts uv teh kyoot Eva teh Diva awn PK’S kitteh blog, if newun iz interisted
iz funnee – wun uv teh posts iz bowt Eva nad owr goggie Klepto – dis pic kuld b Eva an her stripey tyger, luuking fur Klepto!
awwww, fanks fer sharin teh pics! Eva bee such a big beyewtiful gurl naow! Hard tew bleev is teh saim week lil bobbly-wobbly kitteh wii awl fel in luv wif! ♥
FangQ uk! teh post is funnee! and I luv the pikshur of Eva and teh marionette!
Mai eyz, Mai eyz – Aui needz to hidez mai eyz.
DIZ BE TEH KIND OFF KITTEH DAT MAKEZ CHEEZPPLZ GO SPLORTZ!
Plz 2 nawt be lukin at teh kitteh wiffout yer perketshun, okie-dokeez?
(Aww, who ais kiddin’….ai wil totally be lukin at teh kitteh wiffout mai gogglz! Bettr 2 see teh cyoot!)
*puts an eggstra payr of goggles on jords*
aww, fank u fank u, gremlin! I prreciate teh goggles!
Naow mebbe I goez splortz nawt so much, ifinkso!
is otay, ah’ll goe furst. ah’m stoofed wif curage!
heer bii eh funnee pictare-crashun squerrul:
squirrel closeup
I lub this! For moar, google:
Photo enthusiasts go nuts for squirrel’s holiday snap
And then yoo kin klik on teh link in teh storeh to “a rash of tribute images.”
LOL dat is juan cyute skwirkll!
oh taht is brillyant!
taht iz tew kyoot! funnee skirrel
I just got bak from lunsch. Why no warnings posted? Whitepaw bebbeh no bigger than Beenee Babie – soft floofy eers – ah, nutz.
*splort*
O noze! Duffy iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
O HAI BLUESFAN473!!! Happeetayles 2 u! Gawt enuf chrg and stuffz….ai mite splort cawz uv da cyoot kitteh! Schmoooo!
BEEE BAWWWW BEEE BAWWWW BEEE BAWWWW
*CCC careeeeens arund teh cordner wif siwrens and lights going
*Scretches twe a stawp
*sweepity sweepity sweepity gavers up teh braynes and rinses dem in Perrier water,
*replacez dem in teh brayneal cabbity
*reassembles the braynium and wraps wif ducky tayp
*Equips hed wif New CHRG w/doi
* Wraps wif eggstra Ducky tayp
* Leds Duffy tew teh SPLORT recobbery lounge
* Gibs Duffy a Chawcolate possum and wraps in a floofy cheezpeeps Blanket.
* Nawt tew look at the cyute kitteh piktures for a while plz thnx!
Yay! a dubble reskew maiks u feel twict as guud! nyce jawb catslave!
Ooh dat is nise – lemminy sparklin wattur an a pengwin an a choklit possum… mus get backs to wurk an not luk at sweetie bebbehs for while.
Splort recubbery did maek nise brayke from offis Fridayness tho.
Fank yu BF473 an Catslave – yu is great lolfrenz!!
* scamper scamper scamper *
* micrololfone fudbak *
Ahem! AHEM! Ai kin has yur tenshuns, plzthx??? Hay! Plz tu gib taht kitteh hims cuddleh toi bakk adn lissen!
Ai has herd taht a lawng, LAWNG thyme ago dere wus a musiclol festeebull taht lasted fur 3 hole dais adn dere wus lawts ob flowurs adn flaired jeens adn free lubb adn umm… otter fings tu…
Sadlee, ai is nawt as wrinkleh adn gray hared as sum ob us so ai donut member eet…
O, LCB… ai deed nawt sea yu ober dere…
Nao, iffn taht sownds liek teh phun tu yu adn yu weeshes yu wus dere, donut wurry!!!
Wii Can Has Beneefit Consert Fur Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome??? O, Yesh Yesh Yesh!!!
Taht’s rite, cheezfrends!!! Awn Mundane teh 31nd Oargust, wii kin has “Cheezstock – 3 LOLs ob Cheez adn Mud”!!!
Dere wheel bii LAWTS ob sawngs frum awl ob yur fayborit singurs adn iffn yu wants tu rite a sawng ob yur own, yu kin du taht tu!!! LCB is ower Musiclol Misdirectifyer so iffn yu wants tu purrform, plz tu be riting tu LCB awn lolcatburglar at gmail dot com
Umm… lemme sea… whut else??? umm… prolly ai is forgotting lawts ob fings but but but taht’s eet fur nao!
Fankies!!!
Shootowt at teh OK Korral. Teh troo, untold vershun.
I always did think that Wyatt wuz a bit of a stufft shirt . . . *shnerkle*
*heddesk*
bluesfan473, I posted just a liddlol abuv. Inky nawt happee ai hab teh walker an he cant ried till ai goes hoem….. *rolsrolsrolsrols bf473 ober & ober wif a happeetayle*
{{{{{KCT}}}}}!!!!!elebenty!!
*bery gentlee grabs KCT an duz happeetayle danse*
danse danse danse kik!
roll roll roll strech!
waiv hour tayles inteh ayre an danse lyke wii jus doan kair!
May I joyn yoo, laydees?
*dantz dantz dantz; wayves tayl in teh ayr*
Woot woot! Phun – we has it!
kikkikkikdansanleep (caefully)
Rolsrolsrolsrols strech
*waybes a floofy paw 2 bf473 an gremlin*
OHAI! Ai doo teh danses bery caerfully! Mai orthopod hoeps sumtiem sumday ai will do pole dans!
erm…ur orthopod iz advizin u tew bekom a stripper?
aifinkso fer meh taht wud nawt bee a bery guud kareeer move
I findinged it a bit of stranj meddykal advyce too. But I wuzzint gonna say ennyfing.
wut? ai dint sai aneefing. it wuz a bentrillokwist, aifinkso
Iz nawt guud career muv fer meh eidder… ai is tew… uh… floofy.
Go ahed! Iz got ur bak!
Ai doan finkso….ifn u beleevs it den ai gawts a bridj in Moo Yawk foar u! *snerk*
Wud yu be innerested in sum nise osheun-frunt propertee in Iowa?
Yup an weer goin snipe huntin. Heer snipe, snipe, snipe!*wistels*
u stai heer an hold teh bahg open lyke dis an ah’ll chaise teh snipe tword u. Den u ketchem in teh bahg. Eesy Peesy!
*KCT an BF hed fer teh neerest bahr, snikkerin*
Or we culd go hunting albatriches. Saym concept as snipe hunting. Just albatriches is moar phun to say.
butt (!) iffen wii gonna goe huntin albatriches wii shudda took a lef tuurn at albakwirky!
U gawt dat rite, babes! Ai’m hedding owt nao!
Awwww, skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
~Splort~
Awh shucksh! D.R.! U has no atteh shun?
Lee-looh! Lee-looh! Lee-looh! Maek wai fur teh CCC!
*swoop up D.R.’s brane an rinse dem wiv wutka*
*pakt dem cairfullee bak in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wif dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG*
*Leed D.R. to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an sum moar wutka*
Dere, dere. Rest an doan’t luk at teh pikchoors wifawt ur purrtektib gogglolz no moar!
*poors self moar wutka*
Thank u, I better nao