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Avert ur eyez plz.
liek ur nu pic nightshayde!
ndeed! is nawt teh cutest hello kitty evar!
* offers choklit martunies in speshal glasses*
each gladd has its own hovur function at teh base! u cant spill it and never hav to find a place tew sit it down!!!
ooohh! teh purfect glass! FangQ
*sip sip sip*
Fankies! OMCC — ai postified den wented away & jus nao caem bak (rite in tiem to going hoam).
Ai feel liek such a bad Cheezpeep!
Ur plunishment is to come back and play wif us tomorrow! A lot!
conga rats nightshayde!
an shi! Bery shi
Ai feel like shuch a perv, admirin teh sleek form!
ann da
pinkee noes!!!
pinkee tows!!!
*tighten CHRG, add duck tape*
phew dat wuz clothes
it am a luvley form tho! she’s nawt naked shes a nude
horrified kitteh is horrified
SHe luks likee she eeffer inna terlet
oar inna kitteh twirlie pool!!
luks lyk a bukkit tew meh…
ah BLOO BUKKIT!
I do kno .. water lujs swirliefied!!
kitteh kikkin wif bak feet tu get aowt swirlified teh waddurs aifinkso.
okai ai has to tern of lolspeek tew tell tihs storee
My orange tabby Obiwan is the best natured cat in the world. He purrs his way through everything, and I’ve only heard him hiss ONCE – at the vet. Vet needed two people to hold him down to look in his mouth. The other thing he’s very touchy about is clipping his back feet nails. I’ve slowly gotten him used to my handling his feet but have never succeeded with his mouth. He was a rescue kitty and must have had trauma in his past.
Anyhow, I had to give him a bath two nights ago. He had some diarrhea and his rear end fur was dirty. I tried using a sponge, and chased him all over the house, finally gave up and grabbed him and held his butt under the sink and washed madly with ivory soap. He was highly indignant, but didn’t wail or hiss. I had to chase him all over the house with the towel, but within minutes, he was up on my bed headbumping me and purring loudly.
He’s amazing.
Wow! He definately sounds amazing! *hazza seekrit beeg gel us* Maybe give him a snorgle from me?!
oh mai deer
Wat happend 2 my ovver eer! Get me outta hear!
I tolded you dat dat scrubby fibgie wuz two hard!! Yous exfoliated mai ear rite off!!!
hahahah!
and part of hur hed too!
Butt shee iz berry berry smoooooothhhhhhh wif nunz ded skinz … awl buffed awf …
hehehehe
{{EM}}
ai iz not sebbinth, mai bestezt showeng yetz!
ohai joel! i harly ever git nawt sekond myself. wood u liek a nice choklit martoonie inna hover glass?
ai iz sebbenth… bad maffz…
Vengenz iz mine! saith da wet CC.
heh! win!
kitteh NAWT luuk bery happytayl…
mai Stormy LIEKED baffs – ownlee kitteh ai eber had hoo lieked a baff
shes seems tew be being a good gurl tho.
I, dunno, Ifinkso she’s about to lose it!
Kitteh’s pashunz haz limitz. And dem nawt berry far moast uf teh tyme.
tu tru
ai needz dis pouf to cover mai nawty bitz!
Omai iz kitteh pron! *blush*
Oops! Baffrobe, plz!
Kitteh is nekkid an an an is NAWT wearin any cloves!
Noe, noe pj…kittehs nevah wearin any cloves! Dey just look boofully covered wif furz. Dey fuffy. Dis poor kitteh is missin her fuffy. Is ok, kitteh, u gets ur fuffy baek soon!
Den wut abowt “catz pijamaz”?
Dat wuz ol tiem sayin frum de 1930′s meanin so eggsalant dat iz mirrakel. Kittehs get dressed in babbeh cloves sumtiem but NAWT their idea! Allwuz
teh hoomin’s idea.
Flatttend flooooof,.. haz a sad.
Cloves nawt furr kittehz — dey is furr piggies …
Ham?
Ham sters or pinnie giggles.
yep — Ham wif cloves –
Nekid ham.
Isn’t Nekkidham teh name of teh forrest whare Robbin Nood lived?
Hee hee!
@@@@@@
Kitteh has lolrus bukkit!
dont tell lolrus! him wood just b upset
What if the bukkit search party finds the kitteh?
hummm… kiteh will run? oar fire at will? or just invites him tew snaks an cocktailes?
kitteh can run but kitteh cannot hide
*pulls two_kittehs’ tale adn runsawaiwifaqwik*
gigglol!
Careful, 2ks, 4.5ks has you outnumberd by 2.5. I don lyke de oddz.
Argh, teh pawpawratzi findz yu ebereewear!
heh! win PH!
Fanks princess! Hao yu iz tunite? The princessrawtzi nawt bawvur yu tu mush?
*runs in, takes elebenty flash photographs of teh princess and teh parrot, runs back out*
**hazza hope LCB gitz lawtsa munnies fur the princess pikshurs*** Peepz an kittehs prawblee pay yu tu burn teh wuns of me!
Hay, kin yu gib me a ride an nawt tayke my pikshur? Kin yu blow up mai tyre and nawt tayke my pikshur? Kin yu unlock mai door an nawt tayke my pikshur, an alsew nawt charge me? **shakes hed, bean reddin Tee-Em-Zee tu mush** Ohai!
*Strikes a pose* * showes sum ankel anna bit o wrist*
*rides in on moped, takes elebenty riskay pictures of PM’s anklols and wrist, rides back out on moped*
im in turns grateful, adnoyed an hungry. an how is ur fine feathery self tunite?
Yewz adnoyed? Ai had dem reemuuved at teh sayme time az my tawnsills. Feelz mush beddur nao. Hungry? **hazza terror** Pleez tu nawt nom teh avian frenz. Aiz gud, nawt nerbuss oar sick at my tummee oar bitin mai talons oar grindin mai teefs, oar drinkin tu mush, oar nuffin! And jist ignore dese hives.
hehehe{PH} has no terror, im hassing grape tomatoes holowed out and filld wif spicy guackamolay. has sum?
Hollowed-out grape tomatoes? Wow, u must has to use a teenytiny spoon. And a ginormous magnififying glass.
Darn! An I wuz hongree foar sum wingz, tonite.
*very gintly hedbats red ( an mises)*
Dont maek me crave infront of PH!
….wif sum buffalol flavurin, dipped in bloo cheez oar ranch dressin….
uummmm blu cheese….
3km haz kitteh dat cur prolly halp us owt.
**narrowz eyez** Ai kud awfur yu a wing an talon sammie!
**applyz anti wrinklol creem**
U nawt wantin enny crowz feet, duz ya?
U can haz teh winz frum teh buffalol!
Him nawt eber uzes dem ennywai.
So, buffalols relee has wingz, an chikkins has finners?
**haz a confuzzlold**
Oh, pore bebbeh! I hope she rilly needed taht baff, and dat her mommy is abowt to lift her out of taht jakuzzi and wrap her in a biiig sof floofy towel and rubrubrub her jently all ovur teh rite direkshun including between her toeses, an carefully smooth owt her eers and whikers an then brush brush brush her till shes silkee an shinee an smooth and byootiful all ovur and –
Waaaaawh! Why wont sumbuddy do dat for meeeee?
Never fails – I get in the tubz and da dorbellz ringz.
Gud wun bdunning1975!
I KNOW! It happened last year and teh year before, too!
**crawsiz awf teh tu-du list – “Find owt wut dat smell iz” **
Oh, parrothead, u are so funny! I’m gonna site rite next to u teh rest of teh evening!
Kitteh luuks atot bettur bavvin den I do!
Hay red!
We’ll be teh judge of that!
*splooshes soapy watters all over rhsb*
Hay!
Now I’m awl wet!
**shayks lyk goggie, gettin LCB soaked alsew**
*skids in soapy puddle, crashes moped*
*sends n firemen wiff peopul catchy thingy*
LCB, wuz yu in TTI a coupla week,weeks ago? An kan yu answer fur da wereabouts uf yurself lastweekweekend? There seems tu haf ben a veri large jewelry haist….. Duz yu hab ennifing tu sai bout dis?
*hides diamond-encrusted “Keep TTI Tidy” button on lapel*
Um, no. Wasn’t me.
*Picks up crashed moped, ridesawayfast*
*Luks suspeciously at LCB*
Kwik, sumwun katch her!!
*yells after LCB* YU KAN ATLEAST SHARE!!!
Hmph. Oh, ok.
*circles back on moped, tosses handful of small sparkly shinys in teh air, ridesawayfast*
*notices that nobuddy picked up teh sparkly shinys*
*drives by on moped, scooping up sparkly shinys*
hee, i replace’d lcb’s sparklyshinys wif b0rg enhance’d sparklyshineys. think she’ll notiss?
*lcb’s moped develops warp elebentea capabiloltees…*
Ew. This cat looks like the alien looking vampire from “Let the Right One In.” Cats are so nasty.
Venus – no arm. Venuskitteh – no ear. Koinkydink? Ai finkso nawt.
Nytey nyte(afernun, mernin, wichebr) cheez frens
Gud luk lunarmommy adn ai hopes yu fiil betur PK, she wint knoin she waz lurved adn didnt suffer, yur all in mai prayers
{{{{{lunarmommy and PK and all furbyfrens}}}}}
Gudnite Sophie94! Sleep tite! **goes tu luk at awl dis stuff hur mist**
Stuf from prevous lol, iz very sad
{{{{sophie}}}}
{{{{princess}}}} Fankies, meh hassa a litlol happi noaw
nitey-nite sophie, fank yoo for finking ob my boi. i iz prowd ob him but also haz a sad becawz him iz sad.
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}} {{{{{lunarboi}}}}}
yu did remembuh teh kondishunur, rite?
or there will be poitny ends tew pay!
adn split endz, tu!
hahaha!
Iz it just myne puter, or iz enniwun else missing awl abitars an qwilt squares?
mii tu….plus, ai kepe gettun teh ‘funnee’ luken wurdz adn linkees unles ai relodez mane paj adn comz bak een
**duz syh of releef**
Thot it wuz jes me!
mee two red – evereebunnee wuz tawkin bout dat a day or sew ago, but (!) I ddin’t hav dat prollem til tonyte…jus thot I wuz slow two ketch own.
Thass wut happind! Ai fot it wuz mai diffrint browzer ai’m trying aot playin trikksys awn meh. Mai bery clebber neffyew tole meh ai shudz trie teh noo google browzer so ai obayz.
i cin c everything ok 3KM
ar yu LOLvuen wif IE, awr Fiyrfocks? ai’z usen Fiyrfocks. how bawt yu udder frens?
ai iz usin IE an everyfing luks fine
Ai iz ohn fierfox an iz habin much annoynz wif teh sytz. AI had trubl tryin tu getz tu mai profile (no buttn to login). Earlier jumpin tu mai profile wuz slowwww but ai fawt it was juzt cuz ai wuz in a hurreee and EBRYFING wuz sloww tu meh. Ai haz sent an emayl tu teh ‘powrz dat bee’ voizin mai ishyooz.
it wuz a liddle slow fur me earlier tu look at peoblez faboritez but taht waz abowt all fer meh
Nao teh sitez iz wurkin ryt. YAY!! Ai gotz an email frum miniburger…but by teh tiem ai had finished compozin a long lettr tu a frend and got tu miniburgers email, wutebr the problm wuz gon.
probaby habs tu wurk wif teh code sew awl browzerz be workin wif teh site… sum code wurks wif one butt nawt oderz ect ect.. dey are purdy gud wif it heer tow aifinkso
{{{cheez pepz who wurk awn teh site fur uz tu enjoy}}}
huh….(nawt Ben…) nauw ai sii evfurree won’s BAWT princessmu!
Aaaaaaaaw!
ai has eh luckee. wuz du to leaf DC at 9:10 tunite. manajud tu mak eggselent errport trip (35 minuts frum leafen meetun en downtown tu gayt!) adn maed 6:30 flite hoym. just checked – 9:10 flite stil waitun awn teh grund down dere.
Wait, whut?
U WAS IN TEH DC AND U DIDNOT TELL ME?
*pouts*
ai dint noe!!!! ai nedz tu chek where de peeps bii lifin!
Honestly.
U guise don’t even read teh LCB Newsletter, does u? U just looks at teh picshurs and does teh crossword puzzlol. Hmph.
ai begg yur pardun…AWLSO teh sudoku! adn sumtymes teh jumbul.
“O, yesh, yesh, yesh, add some moar puzzlols each issue” GP sed.
“Peeps will love it but they’ll still read all teh articlols about u” GP sed.
“Whut could go rong?” GP sed.
*wundaz wethur tu menshun how useful teh newsletters bii fur linun litta boxez*
….. Adn burd cagez …..
I nawt finkso yu published were yu wuz gonna bii in TTI.
iz in ur buket
I haz a gud news. I naow haz 17 rescuuuu babies. Okay, maybe nawt sew gud news to food bud get, but dey are the cyoot!Sebin are babies frum utter rescuuuu kittehs, but rest safe naow! I haz pic shurrs in my pic shurr on mai pro files.
I miss u guys, and am hop en wp lets me post dis, it nawt liek me latley.
O! it did, it did, it lieks me naow! I can talk to ewe awl aginz!
how doez ai finz yur profile?
It won’t let me due it here wif mai naem, so here iz deh addy
http slash slash cheezburger dot com slash pictures dash by dash moonshadowcat slash
I hope dat wurk.
hey yu didn’t warnz me awbowt teh SPLORTAGE uv teh pikturez… naow ai’m all splorted and stuff
Grayt pikshors, Mama Cat! I has sendinged yoo a frend reqwest. I lubs teh pikshor of teh liddel tabby with whyt paws and teh rakkity-coon. Wow, that kitteh looks startled by sush a beeg kreechur!
Cheez-peeps: plz to putting on CHRG befoar lukking at Mama Cat’s piks, kthx!
PK, I haz lots of hugz fur u awl, iz sad to lose kitteh, but u didz teh rite ting. No pain, and naow plain wif futterbyes and flowlers! Many hugz!!
gud nite!
Hied red! Wii has teh bad stormee heer rite naow. Ai can heer teh thundurs frum insied teh vault inna big buildings.
Otay, tell me gin how to get name blue, tried to put profile addy in box labeled Website but won’t post if I due dat, sew wat is sekret?
Sumtiems WP noms awn teh noo naems adn web addrisses foar the lawng tiem befoar it lets awl teh peepz see dem
goe heer:
blue avatars
Plz note dat deh profile name format haz ben changingifyed.
Menne peepz fownd dat using deh URI format http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx maded dere commintz inbiziblol.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=xxx
(where xxx b ur ICHC name)
Dis halpfullnessez brotted tu u bai deh Cheez Town Cryer Avatarz adn bloo namez paige.
Oh, cwap…. I postinged an anser but it b awaiting moderashunz. …..
Plz note dat deh profile name format haz ben changingifyed.
Menne peepz fownd dat using deh URI format
h t t p ://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx maded dere commintz inbiziblol.
if u uzing dis format:
h t t p ://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=xxx
(where xxx b ur ICHC name) u shud haz bedder lukz.
Dis halpfullnessez brotted tu u bai deh Cheez Town Cryer Avatarz adn bloo namez paige.
OT but I’m confuzzled about sumthin… ai waz votin awn teh loldogz and after going through quite a few it told me dere were no more to vote for… but I was told taht ebery lol taht’s made iz voted awn. Iz that nawt tru?
ai only saw wun ov mine awn there so ai am slightly cunfoozed
Tank u cween, naow we see if I du it right!
O! O! it wurks, it wurks!! Tank u mai cween, tank u! Naow ebre wun can see mai bebbehs!
Nite Cheezfrends an CC bless. I hasta go sleepy now, skool fur boi an wurks fur mii.
Nite 3KM, haz nice dreems!
I mush go tu, I haz tu put fud dish owt fur kittehs fur deh sleep. Can’t leev it owt, or nawty coons com and nom it! Nite awl, and I will be back….
Ai lurves yer torty mommy cat! Whut a sweetiepie!
Pore lilluh kitteh is nakies an nobuddy wil gibbs hims a towle.
An da Lolrus has a angry abowt da bukkit.
Funny. Funny. Funny.
lol cats are always naked.
Lol! Silleh kitteh! U iz alwais naykid! Ur fur iz jus less floofy nao!
Ohai Ms. Fluffy! Hao yu ar tuday?
Ohai AC!
Ai’m dooin ammost gud, ‘coz it iz ammost Fried-Egg Dai & mai awf weekweekweekendz! Yay!!! 
Adn hao iz u tudai?
Ai is havin a grrreat moarnin, its mai week week weekend awlreddy! Tudai an tumorree. Takin it eezee, surrounded bai sleepi/drowzin kittehs. Ah! Dee-lite-fool!
Oeh! Nao ai haz sutch a gel us! Enjoi dems fur mii tu, pleez!
Yus, ai mos soiternlee wull! Waal, gotz tu goe, important business (nap) tu take kare ov. Cee yu laturr!
Yesh, teh nap appointmints r nawt summat tu miss!
*waves baai tu AfriCat* Enjoi adn pleez tu taik care!
that’s not how you spell “nekkid”
har
My cats go freakin nuts when I try to give them baths. They don’t just do the big eyes. Well, one of them doesn’t anyway. She, without fail, takes a big crap on the floor of the tub every… single… time. Even if she just got out of the litter box she manages to rustle up some new turds for me to clean, as some sort of vengeance for washing her.
She’s kind of a scaredy cat anyway though. She slinks from hiding spot to hiding spot in the house and won’t go near doors.
Just a (stupid?) question from an English woman who has kept cats (& dogs) for nearly fifty years. Why do you need to bath cats? I used to show Afghans & they were bathed & groomed regularly, my cats were groomed but never bathed.
if tey getz into sumfing yu dun wantz dem to lick uff? or iz tu durty dat lickin it uff wud taek foreber?
Thanks for your reply. I thought maybe it was to do with ticks & bugs you have in the US that we don’t in the UK. My cats were only happy to pick up fleas. Had a beautiful seal point Siamese some years ago who visited a local chicken coop & came home with so many lodgers that infested the whole house.
Me too! I am all the time!
The picture that was posted was really cute!
Cats seems to be a good subject for pictures!
this looks like an outdoor picture on a lake, but then why would you wash your cat at the lake? upon closer inspection, its just a grimy tub that i thought was makin up the distant shoreline
great pic !
poor savanna…
Shouldn’t it be ‘nekkid’?
What happened to the rest of kitteh’s head? Was it scrubbed off?
a venus of teh feline varitety!
venus de meow?
win! willy win!
wuzzen venus da dotter uv poseiden? bourne uf da foam ore summink lyk dat?
sew nekkid kitteh wif bubblies veri appriipoh
i could not remebbur. from the interwebs i saw that venus was dautur of jupiter under the roman telling an afroditie was the creation born from the castrated membur of a titan ( cronus?) that was thrown into the sea.
Cronus was the father of Jupiter and all the other main gods, but he tried to eat them alive.
I swear, honey — I didn’t do the nasty with someone else. I only went swimming in the ocean!
But Dad! Yu can has indijeshunz
Favver Tyme can haz eeting awl himz chilren.
OMG FTW grmawgs