yeah, I know I’ve had too much ‘nip to drive I’m takin’ the monorail home
sumwun shud taek teh keyz awai frum dis kitteh.
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Sensiblol kitteh…
Oooh, grate mindz….hai, want cawfee wiff me?
Yiss plz! Juss had lunsh, so cawfee wud be juss teh fing 2 finish wiv!
Yay! Wil nawt be puttin in da creem fur yu. Ai knowz yu liek cawfee liek mah furst kitteh: blak!
Thx! U `memburd!
.. fur nawt dribin unner teh inflooins, but nawt fur habbin 2 mutch nip!
Becawse I playz it smart an safe!
wake meh up when it’s fud tiem, plz…..zzzzzzzzzz
gweat… nao ai habs an eerwerm …
*sings* waekes me awp be4 u gogos… *dancis fru da orifis*
Oh bud dat sawng iz grate! Ai haz it on mah iToones fur wen Ai werk owt!
yah… gweat et is… but eerworms ulwis wiglols rown wen ai habs da consuntraet…
hooz orifis iz you wigglin froo? Did yous getx permishunz furst?
ai wiglold fru mai orifis… adn ai wus awl aloen… noebuddeh der da gibs meh permishunz. butt(!) ai finks iffn sumbunneh hedded seeded meh wigloling… dem wud habs peed inna flannik ^^
*Bonk* And there goes the kitteh………He should hope he doesn’t wake up with a tiger in the room
ohai everybuddy … ai just returned by monorail frum a week of travelling wif no tymes to visit cheezland. wut happened while ai wuz gone? did somewun make jokes? did LCB borrow anything to see how it looked in the light? were there any alfamabetical lists? did annipuss get any nawt-second commints?
*looks above*
*retracts last question, and offers congarats to annipuss*
did GP get into trouble? did werdpress get into trouble? were any tee are oh el el esses spotted?
just wondering …
Yiss 2 awl uv ur kwestyunz!
See? Eben tho yu thot yu weren’t here, yu were heer awl along!
ohai Mr d’Beaker, ai dun tink we habz met yet
iz bery nice tu maek yur aquatenz *extenz floofy pawz ub frendshipz wif a waggeh tailz*
Pssst! Fleep!!! kerri-lu-wif-u iz BLOO!!!
neow, ai iz quite happeh aksully
(butt(!) purrhapz yu cud expwain cuz ai tinks ai iz mizzin sumfing?)
Ohai K-l-w-u!
D
Ai fink cweenmj notist taht yur uzernaam iz bloo, u kno… wen it iz a linkee 2 yur profyl oar odder ‘net stuffs, iz awl.
U wil leik Phillip de-Beaker. Hee is full ub win n awsum!
Hugz,
ooh – you shud check out the week-end lols…
somefing happened at LCB manshuns!!!
oh, and ifinkso on the cryer you can see teh ‘nownsmint about teh upcoming Cheezstock Musick Festivus….
ohai Fleep! welkome bak!
Deh guinness piggeh rampaged frew Cheezland. U mite want tu rownd up deh d’Beaker Labz.
uhm – he had gud help though…
Didja seez did guy onna yer monorail ride? Oar eenywun likee heem?
dis kitteh is hanging out at de bar and singing Randy liddlol ditties wiff hims invisibiblol mate. “Oh a muver wus warshing her baby wun nite, de smallest ob ten, an a delicutt mite…”
Teh pore liddle fing wuz so skinnee an fin, him orta bin bafft inna jug
de muver turnt round fer the sope orf the rack, twas nawt but a monint, but whin she turnt baaaacq…
Her baby wuz gorn an in angwish she cryed..
Oh ware iz mai baby?
An de angols replyyyyyed, Oh yer baby has gone down the plug hole!
Yer baby haz gorn doun teh plug
Teh pore liddle fing wuz so skinnee an fin, him orta bin bafft inna jug.
Now yer beybee is perfuctlee happy, himz won’t need a baff any moar
Yore baby haz gorn doun teh plug hole,
Nawt lorst, juss gorn before!
Duz yu gies noe “Daddy wuddn’t buy me a bow-wow?”
Yiss thx!
He’s a muckin abowt, wiff the anjols abuv, nawt lost-but gorn before!
Yew sing lyke an angol Anni, shall we do it agin?
Akchoolee, Ai doan’t noe teh toon – juss teh werds!
after a few pints the toon is irrele… irrever… nawt important
Praps necks we kin try ‘Her Majesty’?
“Her majsety issa pretyy nyce gurl,
but she duzzent had a lot to say.
Hur majesty issa purty nyce goil
but she changes frum day to dey.
I wanna tell her dat I lub her alot,
but I gotta get a belly fulla wine.
Hir Magestee issa pritty nyce girll,
sum day Ise gonna make her mine, oh yeah
sumdey I’m gonna make her mine.”
Ai dunno dat wun!
Hmmm, izza Beetlols?
Yup, Beatlols! FTW!
*clappity* Judson an Annie puss should hang out in pubs togever… u know teh songs, u’ll fit rite in!
Dat wood be swell, I am tired ob nawt habbin ennybuddy to sing teh awld sawng wiff. Barkeep, sprinkle the infield, it’s my shout, fresh pints awl aroun!
*gigglol* Whut a grayt fayshul eggspresshun! Yoo noes, teh pikshors and teh capshuns just keeps gitting beddur and beddur!
*has an enjoy mint*
yer ryte, dis is why de udder sites has a resent-mint
acuse summa der lols smells lyke excra-mint
dat wud asplayn y dem peepz der nawt bees tawkin bowt da lols atall mostleh.
owldough sum ob dem habs da funneh. eben sum redundent 1s
ai dun kneow awbowt eny oder sitz butt(!) ai kneow ai luvz tis wun lotzandlotzandlotz!!! iz beinz wai tu much fun heer!
yesh… issa gweat syt! ai lurves et espeshulleh b-cuz ob da cheezfwiedns. so menneh wonnermous peepz heeres… adn frum awl ober da whirld… adn frum awl ober da agis… adn jawbs adn relichuns adn plolitics… adn noe war or fytin… jes lawts ob fun adn lurve… i wish da reel whirld wud bees laik dat. *sigh*
I is feelin’ sorreh for other monorail riders.
Yeers ago while visitin Lundon, muh wyfe an I were onna tube goin bak to Hotel after a nite owt and I had the day pack wiff the stufft dawg sticking his hed owt, win into our train car der stumbloled three VERY LARGE fellows who had been enjoyin the golden essence ob the amber grain. Dey had been atta bar called ‘Church’ watchin the New Zeelund Awl Blax playin rugbies. Der wus a Noo Zeelunder, an Aussie, and a Souf African and dey were awl berry happy. I wus hopin dey wooden see de cute lidlol stuft goggie an fink I wuz wimpy. Dey wus pleasnat tho (specially de Souf African who slept) and we sed goonite and got orffa de trane at our stop.
U r rite – dose is sum pointy ends.
Wen smudgie getz tired and emotshinul – likz skinny decaff latte with whiff of nutmeg.
Shew mii Teh wai tew go hoam! Iz tarred an Ai wanna go tew…ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz
“‘I’m Tired and I’m wasted an I can’t find my way home!”
I hadz a leetol dwing aboot an hurz ago an it went rite too mii hed!
For some reeson, dis gie luks liek Indeanna Jones to me. Doin his smart*ss grin.
Yeh, I noe. Probly need to kleen mah contacks.
i cin kinda see taht now that u mention it. I love harrison ford. sutches a grate face!
Sutches a grate everthing, IMHO. I lurves all hims moobies, even teh not-so-famis ones.
Ohai Princes Mu! Yu wudn hav a gud anti-hedakee drinkee awn yu bai anee chans? *pleh-hedake*
I iz not Princess Mu, but I has a piping hot ginger tea, that always halps wid mah headache, here U goes
irresponibubble kitteh gits responsibubblol
cSmall! Welkum bak it’s bin a whylol sints we has seen you here!
yesh – i can has werk nao that I can leave an ICHC tab open AWL dai!
Job lasts two more weeks … then I go luk 4 werk agin. I will try to stoppin more tho. I has missed this place!
Strypee Kitteh habz
2 mutch Nipz. Himz feenkz itz ‘Luuk
Lykez A Pyritt Day’!
Strypee Kitteh shoodz
wundurr haow himz gawtz so wayz
upz hye in t3h sky?
Strypee Kitteh amz
in no shayp 2 handz owtz towillz
oarz gibz sloaw bakkz rubz
Jack.
Gud wun, Jack!
Those pinty enz ar a bit too danjrus for bakk rubz!
Kyoot
eye maytee! arrrrrrrr anna rum tum tuggur….
Dis culd awlso be baftimes gone awry? *phffft…u noe gettin me inna dat tub!*
mebbe monorail cat seez traffik jam ahead…
dis kitteh sez, hey dere, frenz! take meh drunk, ai’z home!
Frenz doan let frenz dryve nipped
Oar…
“Wut seemz 2 b teh offisur, problum?”
Ai’m nawt unner teh afflooins uv inkerol tho sum trimblol peep Ai think.
me think capshun should bee ‘world’s worst towel attendant’
up up♪
Bess capshun eva!
Evva!
the trams were always closed when i tried to go back home, unless it was a reaally late night, then i would catch the first tram of the morning:P
*sings* Aym takin teh monorayl home! *boom boom boom* Aym tired and I wanna go to bed! *boom boom boom* I had a liddlol drink abowt an howr ago, and it went rite to mah hed! *ba dum dum dum*
Awl we needs nao . . . is a shark. *cue shark mewsik* Grayt whyt, chief! Twenny-five footer. Three tuns of heem. We’re gunna need a beeger boat, ifinkso.
O wait! I IZ hoam. Wow, dat wuz fast.
♫ ♪ You’ll have to excuse me I’m not at my best
I’ve been gone for a month
I’ve been drunk since I left
These so called vacations will
soon be my death
I’m so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest ♫ ♪
(doez embedin wurk?)
The cat’s so drunk he can’t even talk properly.
“o whops i acsadentle tok teh wong twain an got ht bie uh kar in teh rode whyl eggziting teh stashion.”
(Oh whopps I accidentily took the wrong train and got hit by a car in the road while exiting the station.)
hehe nice !!!