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HOME SECURITY Because sometimes a Rottweiler is not enough.
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ROAWRRR!!!!!
cheezes twice! it’s a lyun! Geddin teh car!!!
Congrats jk2k furr leedin teh nawt furst marcramay!
bedder nawt b teh cowardly lyun…..burlolers wud hav easy tyme
Ai dowt iffn ennee burglolers wud risk it!
Ai wuz gonna haz teh Bunneh Hopz com owt an dansdans fur yu butt(!) teh tok wun luk at teh lyun an wuddent com owt
So ai willz dansdans fur yu…
*tu teh left, hop, tu teh right, hop, to teh back, hop to teh frunt, hop adn a spinz…jazz handz!* TaDa!
eff ai onlee hadda brayne….
oar kurrige. taht’s it, kurrige…
Tekz kurrige tew dew smal tingz. Tekz gutz tew haf ah lyon in yer bakyardz!
I concur.
Definitely home security around the yellow brick road.
Just lion about teh place
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Well, he needs his rest after doing the lion’s share of the work.
Cheezis twice! It’s a lyun!
Get outta teh garden!
GMTA
teh king een himz kastul
ahhhhhhh nawt sew kyoote and cuddelyness…
aww, bery kewt an cuddelynesses. Fer a minnit.
Guard lyon is guarding
GIT AWF mai lawn!!!
Purrfict
Geddin teh car!!!elebentee!!
*gigglez* iz still funneh no madder how many tymez ai heer it
Wai.
oh me oh mai
lyons n tiggerz n bares
oooohhh bare lyons & tiggerz?? Dey bee az ktooy ass da YNGs??
Maybee, butt kann tehy iron?
yew makses da YNGs iron?
wiffa hawt iron eben tho des is nekkid!
duz L&I noes abowt dis owbviuos saiftie haazurd!!!11!!?
*williboi izznawt a troll – jes haits duh ironin*
Ohai, {{{{{willyboy}}}} yu nawt bin arown berry lawng oar yu wud noze dat the yngz in da nawtybran iz wun ub the bestist fingz cuz dey duing da ironing. Haz da tuff skinz so dey nawt getz burnt.
dis iz LOL jus befour teh won ehbuf:
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2nd trii:
PMS
I lubs dat LOL, an haz it printed owt an hangin awn my desk at werk.
Dt is wun Ai recallz an makes me LLOL (literally LOL)
MGM falls bistim tew teh saggin ecawnummy.
parcus gratia frugalitas
*bictim
No Woory, ai unnersood, NC.
A fout dough, eneybodee els fink lyon lukz 2 beeg 4 deh gog hous? fotoshopy-werk?
Mebbe Lion sez “U had a goggie butt I eetid him.**
LOL! Howl ye bee tudae, Red? Iz deh wait-lozz contest still awn? Wif als deh pleh werk ai bet yu musta lawst a gud amt dis las week!!
=^!^=
Ohai, OM!
Yah, teh wate-loss fing iz still goin awn, iz ovur day aftur Labur Day.
I nawt loozed enny latelee, has stayed at same. Gotta get bak onna wagin!
Rite now, I has fuglee hedayk an finkin abowt takin hawt showur.
Soundz gud! Wait plateau happin butt(!) doant looze hart. Jess try one lil’ new fang liik extry drink ob wadder wen hongry. Yu will due it!!!1!
{{{Red}}}
Ai nawt finksew. Looks liek studio shot.
Then again…mehbee.
Mite bee tu big. Teh backgroun is teh photo.
Lyon luks well-mannured, doagh.
Prolly he sayz Fanks after havng burlololr for dinner.
Beware of
dogroyal arse woopin’beware ob getting nommed, ifinkso.
Dat is one big orinj kitteh
Ai doan’t fink Ai’ll trie pettin it tho!
Ifinkso, him wanz too snorgle, may b.
I wanna snorgul him, butt I haz a beeg skeered.
Iz dis at Siegfried an Roy’s howse?
I finkso I wudda needed dis gard-kitteh at teh playse I luuked at yesturdai. Teh naybur-huud wuz nawt so grate akshulee.
Nawt dere place det haz teh wyte tigers . Mawstly…
Hewminz amz sillee.
Nebburr payz ‘tenshunn if syne
sez ‘Beewayr ubz Dawg!’
Syne wut canz proclaym
‘Beewayr ub Ly~unn!’ shurr 2
getz lawtza ‘tenshunn!
Jack.
U has rite, and gud poetry write, tu!
Beaws yr mine, I walk teh lion…
Um….teh lion prolly will walk u.
An I wud HATE to see teh leesh u has to yoose!
Leesh nawt teh prawblim…Can U imajin teh pupur scuper U has tu taek wif U?
Beeg kitteh iz eyeballin’ sumwun awf camera az if tew say:
Furst wun tew make uh crack ’bout me “lion” in diz gog howse
gits hiz face eaten.
This bii wat my Lucy kat finkso shii iz.
U gettin hur beeg goggie howse?
Ifn Lucy wuz dis beeg, hur wud nawt fit unner teh ottoman enny moar.
Nawt her size, just her attitude.
Yah, teh mightee huntress steels sellofane outta teh bizitur’s purses.
Souns liek mai Mezzo. Littlol big cat.
Teh Adamsons often wondered
why teh mailman refused tew deliber tew their howse.
and teh electrick meter man nebber comes by any moar!
Mebbe cuz deres a beeg pussycat in teh yard?
Hand to CC, trew story. We had a FedEX driver that would nawt come past our sydewalk kaus Pookie wuz layin awn da porch. Shii wuld honk da horn an wii would hab tu walk owt tu da truck. Shii wuz terrified uf Pook.
Skeered of Pook?
Jeeves, that will be 62 Double Doubles from In N’ Out and a pot of Earl Grey Tea, please.
Oh! and Jeeves, make those animal style. ( only those of you in Cali will appreciate these).
In N’ Out…..I so miss those after moving to Texas from Vegas…….don’t think this kitteh would share!
So sorry VegasAmy – a life without In ‘N Out – incompreehinsibulz,
Yei!! My 155 lb Rottenweiler is not makkin good guarding goggie….iz my 10 lb kitteh dat’s betr. Ai iz thnkn she gotted traininz frm dis kitteh!!
OH ! VegsAmy, u hab da coolest name ebber (sounds lyke a medical proceejur for no more kittehs.) LOL
4 x 4 animal protein style w/animal style fries and a half and half shake.
mmmmmm
*droolz*
OMG – you know the secret code.
Wii nawt has In N Owt, wii nawt has Wattaburgur, an I nawt finkso wii has Jak Inna Bocks.
Wii duz haz teh Whyte Kasslols, tho.
Wut aboat 5 Guys, tehy bii nommy
Wii doan hab teh Slyder probiders in CA. Yew can buy dem in teh grocery stores, but nawt sew grate fozen akshully.
Kan ai petted hym mommeh?!?!?! PEAS!!!
onlee fer a minnit. tehn mus mayke teh run awai.
In teh jungle teh lyon sweeps tunite
mai cuzon’s last nam iz Lyons-Rath iz tru!
Aifinkso lyon myte bii a litlol lost
ai fink iz neaw
“in teh gog houz teh liddle gog houz teh lyon napz this aft”??
Oh, mai! Iz married nayme? Whut jawb cuzzin haz?
iz still bein yung bum 20sumfing… wun uv thoes naemz iz hiz dadcatz naem an teh uder iz hiz momcatz naem *whisperz, dat makez wun uv tem mai naem
don tell thoe k*
i smell photoshop! =P
Ai tink iz moer studio den photoshop
it reeks of it
I ar tiny kitn
@D.R..Awww…kyoot! All gone mai hart.
Kitteh finkso: Yesh, sumtimes a Rottweiler is nawt enuf. Mebbe a cheewawa fur dessert?
Itink diz dais a swine wil du coz of swine flu
*quotes*:”…Deinoychus doesn’t usually eat mice or dog food (but he eats dogs, though; does your neighbor have a Rottweiler which drives you nervous?)”
btw nice guardian kittn though 
ai wantz wun…
Caption should have been “Homeland Security” – would have been funnier
We have a Rottweiler who’s as nice as can be, because we talked to our vet about how to train him from birth to not be aggressive. When he’s a puppy, you try to take away his food while he’s eating it, and then you scold him if he bites you for doing so. He will eventually learn not to bite.
“Anybody can get past a dog. Nobody f***s with a lion.”
“dude, you can get past a dog. NOBODY fucks with a lion.”
I wish I had that kind of secruity