Jerry was about to learn why the others
Jerry was about to learn why the others didn’t walk behind the elephant.
must b awl dose peanutz he eatz.
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dat’s a BIG lesson
Congrats, fuzz!
fanks, annipuss, i am teh learnin’ tings form you on dis edumacational timez!
conga rats bee dansin for you fuzz, adn anni adn carosue, awl off to a speedee start. Awf to teh ty-bootik wiv yu.
Him wull get a pat awn teh bakk
*heddesk*
Yep, Aoi noe it’s an awld joek, but Ai’m an awld wummun!
adn dat’s correkct for this pikshur, because teh heffalumps — they nevah forgest teh funnie neiver
Haow awld kin it b, Ai nebber herd it.
oh, *faysepaw*!!!! x elebenty!@!!
Tee hee!
Tee-hee indede, “pooh”bear!
** Ugggh! ** warning
Jerry, alert to his surroundings, quickly took the head of the buffet line.
fly, larry, fly!
Hum. Shud haf been Jerry. But I fink awl of them has sum risk, here. I fink dey shud ride AWN teh elefant!
Nelly teh elefant paked her trunk…
O drat, dis was ment to be under Annipus’ comment – pat on the bakk (or eben on teh hed!)
Travels with Rosie, and Larry, and his sibs
Still bedder dan walkinin front ob t3h elephont…
hmmm dyfficoolt choyce aifinkso
wut abowt undr teh elepant?
i finkso dis be Biff burd from Back Tern da Future part elebenty.
Ai hoepso teh lolifant nawt furget tu eets himz proons.
“PLUNK’
AFLAC!!!
OH POO!
AH PU! – Thnkyoocomagin!
Simpsons ref, FTW!
Jerry-byrd bettur hoeps teh lolophant dusent desied tu sits daon!
Whut time is it when a lolophant poops on ur hed?
tyme to get a noo hat?
… speciallies if itz a bullwinkly lolophant
Did deh Puinness Giggeh git ur manshun awl fixifyed??
NO. He did not. He has a real attitude prollem lately, that one does. Moar than usual, even.
Whut’s up wif that?
U noez how dem phonquaiz iz….. u gotta watch em ebbree minit.
Iz time to call zoodoo about teh moar better delivery options
ht tp://www.zoodoo.co.nz/
ROFLMAO!!!!! KUDOSKUDOSKUDOS despin fur dat catpion!!!!!
Mebbe eet wos Jerry taht did ork teh damagifikating at LCB’s manshun?
Ai meenz teh elolofant did teh damigifying. Ai haz not had enuf kawfee tewdae.
*handz Kim a big mug uv steemee fresh kawfee wif whippee creem adn a sprinkloll uv sinaninamom.
Heer ya go, deeree!
Fankies mai cween.
*falls face first into the kawfee, slurps vairy lowdly*
Yummy yummy yummy.
Wud yew liek sum choklit pavlova mai cween? Or playne pavlova wib slysed kiwifroot on top?
uummmmmm……. kin i habbing sum uv eech *hoapful luk*
Funnee, ai was jist tihnking, wai ai not maek boath?
*kuts big slyses of the choklit pavlova and teh playne pavlova wib kiwifroot*
Heer yew goes mai cween. Nd in keepink wib teh Nooziland tehme, heer is a naise cold glass ob Lemon nd Paeroa (nooziland sodee pop)
kimkiwi – u iz a reel kiwi (or jes lyk kiwis and/or nooziland)?? i noze dat it iznt kiwi land butt (!) i studyified abroad in austraylia an LUBBED ebery minit ub it! I miss da aussie treets, eben da veg-e-mite, an espeshully da tim tams!!!
ps – an I sew wantz to visit nooziland! iz berry beautimous!!!
*haz a jelis*
ohai mitts *extends floofy paw of fwendship*
Ai is reel kiwi, borned and raysed nd stil live heer. Iz beutimus playce.
EEEEEEEEW
**Red comez in, puts a cd awn teh stereyo, an turnz up teh volyoom**
Ohai, frenz!
*Yellz ovar teh muzic* ebening Red
**yellz bak**
Ohai, Kerri!
U lyk my myoozik? Iz teh noo Rob Thomas cd.
*more yellin*
Ya iz nawt bad, he habin a gud voice!
Yah, dis wun nawt az gud as teh nawt-sekkund wun, ifinksko.
My elephoon!
bwahahahahahahaha – I fink I had an epic lol da momint I saw dis
teheheheh!
Ohai, Red, howz yer day?
Ohai, pj!
I’m glad Mundane iz ovur.
Howz yoo doin?
I’z bin hybernatzing in da A/C..it’s bein 90-90 hear. Dat’s a BIG heat an Oh the hugemidity!
Yah, wii gots dat problum too.
July wuz beyootimus, butt wii iz payin foar it now.
Getting things done around here is a lot like mating elephants.
- It’s done at an extremely high level.
- It’s done with a great deal of roaring and stomping around.
- It takes two years to see results.
Duz u werk fur deh gummint??
duck… duck… duck….
Goose
STAMPEDE
Jerry: Hay guize. Dew yew hear funder?
The Others: Dat ain’t jes hot air dat ‘publykan yew if followin’ iz fulla.
Jerry: **looks up** Oh carp!
The Others: And see dat? He has an opinyun.
Yah, teh Demmykrats iz fulla teh sayme stuff.
*snerf*
Teh burd iz teh turd?!?
Uh-well-uh everybawdy’s hurd about teh burd
B-b-b-burd, burd, burd, b-burd’s teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, burd, teh burd iz teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, burd, well teh burd iz teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, burd, b-burd’s teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, burd, well teh burd iz teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, b-burd’s teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, burd, b-burd’s teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, burd, well teh burd iz teh turd
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, b-burd’s teh turd
Uh-well-uh don’t you know about teh burd?
Well, everybody knows that teh burd iz teh turd!
Uh-well-uh burd, burd, b-burd’s teh turd
Uh-well-uh..
Turn aboot iz fayr pway ai guess.
Pachy pachy in teh sky…
Why yew dew dat in my ai?
Look like honey, tastes like sap.
OMG iz lolphant carp.
ROFLMAO!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!