HOW TO TELL IF IT WAS A GOOD PARTY . . . The Cat’s Passed Out on the China Cabinet … & Your Pants Are Missing …
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Congrats, jeditigger!
How dat happun? Yu alwayz qwik liek ninja! Eee.
But I don got wun….
since teh conga ratz arnt heer let meh introduce yu tu teh yu kankan bunneh hopz… hit it grrrls
*6 floofy bunnehz wif their frunt pawz linked tu gedder in a danzin line comz awn tu teh stage each kickinz tehr pawz in unison dansin tu teh muzic*
♫ ♪ Yu kankan be nawt seconded, yu kankan be furvest frum last, yu kankan danz tu teh muzics wif teh kankan bunneh hopin cast! ♫ ♪
Eberybunneh tak a bow *teh bunniehz all bows tugedder tehn hophop togeder off teh stage*
Hahahahah tank yu!!!! Dat wuz awsum!
yur welcumz Jeditigger
Ai nebber tawt Ai wuld get a nawt-sekund.
ooh – they be giving the Conga rats a bunny hop for theyr munnies!!!
@@@@@@xelebenty for the KanKan Bunnies and Kerri!!!
*iz blushin* tank Nennepus
Ai figurd teh Conga rats cud uz a widdle rest, dey wurks so hardz, yesh aifinkso teh does!
Kerri-luv, it wuz wunnerful! Teh bunnehs, oh teh hoppin bunnehs! I lubbinged it!
Teh bunneh hopz be gedin xtra carot nomz fur doin such gud jobz aifinkso! Weh ar bery happeh yu lieks it *taeks liddle bow*
weh ar moor ten happeh to fillz in fur teh Conga ratz anytym they beh needin tym off. Tehy ar ulso abailble fur burfday, xmas partehs an barmitzfuzz
An u can’t `member a fing…
I seez we r tiyed! We can sharez viktry cawfee?
Dat sowndz gud, thx!
Iz jes creem okay? I duz nawt liek da suggar in cawfee.
Ai doan’t liek creem oar shugr thx.
Awww, Ai cannawt haf cawfee widdowt creem. Iz bidder.
Aifink dat iz wat Ai liek abowt it! Eech to dere own!
Ai kan offer assorted brekfst noms, liek ee-clairs, and boo-berry skonzes, and granola wif yoghurt?
Er… it’s 2.45 pm heer!
Howzabout just sordid noms to go wif kawfee then?
*offers shinee tray ub skonzes and sordid pastrees and biskits*
dats no reeson nawt to hav ee-clairs! *nom, nom, nom, nom*
an ai fink dat teh kitteh awn tawp of teh chinee cabnet is gonna hav mor ova hangovr dan its tayl ifn yu kno whut ai meen…
Ai can awlwaiz fynd rume fur eclairz! – Ai nebber had dem fur breffuss tho!
I lubs deh eclairs but not whut demz does to mah girlish figure.
Mai gurlish figger is lawst in teh mists uv tiem…..
fur desserts fat-free=taste free.
Duz U likes ice-cream annipuss?
Ai liek moast fings dat aer bad fur me – Ai haz diabeetus, so haz 2 stikk 2 a lo-shugr, lo-fat dyut. Ai do haz sum treets, but haz 2 rashun dem!
Is that a kitteh in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Pull mah tale
Ooohhh noes ai nawt fallen fur dat one!
why is U chicken?
wasted kitty is wasted o.o
Bwahahahaha! Ai had sum nites lyke dat!!
(walks aff whistling “Memories”)
Looks like the morning after the party is a Cat-as-trophy
A Cat-as-trophy? You kitten me with that pun?
Nope — heez jest scratchin furr sum tenshuns
Just feline a little a-mew-sed
no, no, cat-atonic
ai feelz purrfectly fine aksullly
kin yous wake up furr sum kitty-licious snaks?
Cat-atonic… add some gin and I’m in
If its a marmie cat, is alreddy gin-gery enuff!
Klebbur find
Trofee kitteh? WANTS!
Ai lubs et wen des kittens shleepz on dey bakz!
Iz sew kyoot, butt(!) sew tempptink tu tickul lidlol feets
Hez passed out. wait tilz nxt mrning
sooo …. wut if mai pants r missing too? I’m pretty sure there was no party here …
Dipens: iffen u is kitteh, noe pants neded!
kitteh has no pants and no reegrets
But only because kitteh has no memories of last night.
chek behin te sofa…dere neerly always dere!
how memories get behind sofa?
i keep mine in freezer…
Whut kine wrap does u use to keep ur memories from getting teh freezer burn?
Glad uv corse
Gud wun, KLWU!!
considerin’ teh content, they burnz wifout freezin so tehy keep stable.
Musta Bin uh gud pawty…..
Ohhhh duuuude….wha’ happn lass nite?? No, don tells meh. *hik* An tell dat uther cat to kwit stompin around.
wut otter cat?!?
*catches all the feather from the borded pillow befoar they land on the floor*
*kitteh waives pinkee toe pads weekly* Ahm done, parti awn wifowt meh dudes!
Tell mii strait… ai canz take it… ai iz ded izznt ai?
Unforchun8ly, noes. Yu haz to suffer tehn hedakey free more ours.
*secretly passes Bluesfan473 a bludee Maree, teh brekfust ub champions, wivout originalfatcats seeing*
Heer, BF! Hab an eeclair an feel betur!
hmmm, a bludee Maree anna eklair? Brekfast uv champeeyuns indeedy! Fank u kevinsgrrl!
If you let your cat consume alcohol, then you should have your cat removed from your custody!! It’s simply not funny to allow cats to drink! Next thing you know the cat stole your car, drove drunk, and broke into Petco to raid the nip aisle!! This is a serious matter and is NOT funny!!!1!
absolootlee… never drink and drive!
rite – dats why ai haz my seven-year-old drive insteads
Whut if we had video of this and posted it to teh UToobs? Would it be teh funny then?
*laffs nervously, hoping OFC was merely waring a caretroll mask*
*i thinkso was mask*
You think it would be funny to record a cat smashing through the front window of Petco, then wobbling around knocking everything down?! Then when the cat finally finds the nip aisle he rolls around in a HEAP of nip?? You think this would be funny to post on uToob??!11elebenty!!!
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Wait… I think you’re on to somethin’ here!
Yabbut teh kitteh would never sign teh release form, so u’d have to pixel-out his face.
Did you tell him that he would be teh famous on UToob??
I think that’s whut made him not sine teh form.
That or his lack of opposable thumbs.
Leegull to sine wif fumb print! Oh, wait…..
noo epeesode of ‘animal preesinkt’
wen i gibs my kumo a dish ob nip, him nokks it ober an rollz arownd in it, an himz not eben drunk!!
Nawt to menshun gedding a call frum teh poliss to get kitteh outta jail at free am!
Grem noes teh stigma ov hazzing a kitteh wif a rap sheet!
really?!! details, we want details…
Gremlin? Whare r yu? Krelm wants to kno teh saga ov Gremlin teh primero!
Ohai, booklion! Is troo, too troo. Teh orijinal Gremlin had a rap sheet for attakkin teh lokal poleece man.
Short vershun of storeh: Wun day I did nawt show up for wurks. Mah wurk frenz cawled teh poleece to investimagate. Teh poleece kawled mah land lady and they entered mah (rented) haus, wher 20-pownd Gremlin (hoo did nawt lyke strangers) promptly attaktikayted teh poleeciman. And wuz promptly pepper sprayed.
Teh poleec: “The cat was aggressive. He was very aggressive.”
Meenwhyles, I wuz at mah boyfrenz haus, sick. I had kawled in to wurks but teh voyce mayl sistem wuz down. So no message wuz left for mah wurk frenz. I kaym home (bak to mah haus) that evening to find LOTS of messages on mah answering mosheen and teh kitteh acting VERREH strangely! Tuk a whyles to figger it awl owt. Poor kitteh – we wuz verreh upset when we herd Grem got pepper sprayed! But I guess teh poleeciman wuz afeerd for himz lyfe and limbz . . .
And that’s teh storeh abowt how Gremlin got his verreh own poleec rekkord!
oh mai, quite a storeh, well Iz glad, police man didn’t taked him outside an arrest Grem fur disorderlee conduckt
Yeah, when they went to frisk heem, I thinks he wuld have bited teh poleeciman. And ther wuld be no handkuffs smawl enuff or tuff enuff to hold heem.
Hah! A frend once gab me kitteh handcuffs!
(were akshully hooman thumb cuffs)
I hear a distant echo of a Steve Martin routine –
“I gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs, and I gotta get them today!”
Fankee fur teh storee, Grem! If teh storee ov the orijinal Grem were maded into a moobie, yu’d haz to get James Dean or yung Brando to play him!
And of coarse, Eeck would play teh roll of teh pepper spray.
Oh yesh. Mebbe Brando from Streetcar Named Desire. Yung. Tuff. A liddel bit (!!!) anti-soshul. Irresistiblee handsome. . .
Adn insted ob Stella, hims wud be calling “Maaaaawmeeeeee!”
I’d fot ov Waterfront first, but all rong, since Grem WAS a contender, and had class.
But Young Brando….oh yesh…
Spay and Neuter!
Culda bin teh whiskey . . . Mighta bin teh gin . . . Culda bin teh 3 or 4 six-paks, I dunno, but look at teh mess aym in . . .
yesh, iz terry bull plase to beez… but teh jernee there wuz so much fun!!1!
… my hed is like a yarn ball… I think I’m gonna dye…
wut color?
crow-shade.
not knitted?
FTW
*rewards booklion with a glass of Merlot*
*drinks Merlot wif a kwikness*
*offers lcb a box ov “Phlonquais Helper” *
kthxicoulduseaholecaseoftehstuff
purl up and dye?
Yoo can knit-pick all yoo wantz, I isn’t ded!
weez jus needling yoo.
Taht wuz poyntud!
deese puns is jest crewel
Eeven iffin it *waz* a ferry goodly partee I was attic last knight!
The sity of the reel mountin is lubly, but hillz iz berry steep. Somehow waz uphill bof waiz to and frum partee. Gravitee iz man lip yoo latered by teh kittehs, but …
Jest don’t com unraveled!
stitch up teh raveled sleeves of reveling!
too mutch revelling cawzez revealing!
*keeps lukking fur teh lawst pants.*
Czech 4 pance underr kitteh, ifinkso
oar * horrah * in de durt bocks?
I is a kitteh I need no pants, I has fur
U go findz Ur self sum pant hairless monkeh boi
now don’t be knotty two_k!
ohai skwirrl grrl! How U iz?
*gallups up to Leeza, skwirts Dawn on her hed*
Ohai! Ai bin sabing tath for yoo! Haow yoo is? R yoo gedding eggsited abowt ur holidays in *gets owt calculamator* onlee FREE WEEK WEEK WEEKS!!!
*sticks rinse tablolets in DK’s eers*
yesh! I has an excited!
Luuks liek a beree tanguld skein tu mee!
oh whut a tangled skein we knits
when we furgits…
U is nawt a knit-wit!
dat goggie necks door is completely bonkers, a crayzie boy. I fink he is one warped woof.
ai dontfink dis is drunken kitteh as kitteh do not gettun drunken. Ai tink dis Kitteh iz contemplating painting de ceiling like mike and angelo.
Las time I luked, Mike an Angelo was singin “show me teh way to go hoam” an cryin on eech uthers sholders abowt their lurveliefs.
Mike and Angelo, FTW! (OK bois, this is not your Sister’s Chapel.)
Kitteh: ay think ay’ll put sum angels and demons rite here, Ifinkso. But furst, I must figger owt hao to hold a paynt brush withowt posable thumbz.
you hais a tale yo knowz
Kitteh can draw with himz paw
Fur resurch, plese see “Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics” by Heather Busch. U can luk it up!
I luvs that buk! I wuz grad student when it came out, so laffed nd laffed at brilliant spoof ov critikk-speek. Nd fotos gorgeous!
Ohai, kevinsgrrl – I duz has a copy of that buk. Is neet!
Ai wurks wif a liburary focussed (nawt for cussing) on Creativity and wii has dat to chek if visiturs has a cents of humor. Sumtimes, nawt sew much!
ai luff teh floofywoofy stripeywipey tayle! *tweeks teh conveenyuntlee draped tayle an runs awai wifakwikness*
hope tayle is orl the hangover dat kitteh haz! My lilah useter hav a taste for der hard stuff and did get hung over.
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2409938
Ooh, remine me never to mix sammon and tilapia agin…how did I get up here?
Must’ve flown…wherz mah majik fethur?
Hey! Hoos pullin mai leg??? … ai meen tail…
*tweek*
Eeek! *wishes hii cud chase BF up onto teh China Cabinet butt has tu wurk -gag-*
See ya laturr!
**ties balloons to AfriCat’s tale and runs awai with quickness**
*holds on tight to AfriCat’s tail 4 a ride*
Hay!!! Bring bak mai tail, yu… yu… tailrobburrs!!!
Wut? Wuz Brewski at dis par-tay??
Wa?? I noes nuffing! It wasn’t me!
Now where did my pants go?
*points to the west*
They went thataway.
Go west, yung pantalones!
I haz no pants
Kitteh mebbe seekn religus xpeerienss, tryinz tur get closr to CC?
hahahah funnies
Just 1 moar reazon to get a kitteh.
Or YOU are passed out on the china cabinet and the cat is wearing your pants…
I hopes the two is not related…
This must be Brewski’s kitteh.
[s]jus playin[/s]
again[s]
[s]last time
i lied
grrr
maybe
imsorry
wordYES! YES! YES!
jus ignore me
Ohai krelm. Iz u awn teh kitteh-nip agin???!
ME? neb… ned…nevu… not lately.
Oh… Okai, den.
O I C! Dat eezee mistak to maek in da pikshure.