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Yes thats right … Just keep looking at the camera 4 a little longer …
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Nom teh isee kreem!
CONGA RATS RED!!!!!!!!!! Yu awn top!!
*Puts owt assorted icecreems wif lotsa different toppings*
Such as
Almonds
Blooberrys
Chokolite Chips
D….
Fanks, 3km!
Iz been lawng tiem sinse I wuz awn tawp.
I can has isee kreem cayk? Plzplzplz?
Oh yes!! Wuld yu lyke wun frum Dairy Qween or Baskin Robbers?
DQ, plz.
BESTEST EBBER!! Iz my choice fur burfdai kake ebberyyear!
Wally Whirled haz gud ise kreem cayks too.
Karavel, or sumfing lyke dat. I stick tu da DQ tho, awl icecreem an a fudgy, cookie middle…………Oh yum! *wipes drool awf mouth*
yay DQ!! we’z habbing DQ tonite for owr fambly nite refreshingmints (we haz fambly meetin wusne a week to go ober skedules an stuffs, an also haz snakks!! most importint part!!) finkso i will habbing a blizzurd wif heef bits
Oh yum!! Want, need, lukz down, I duz nawt need.
“need” iz teh e last ick term.
*drools*
Dates in syrup
Extract of vanilla
Frozen Milky Way bits
Grenadine syrup
H…
Hyooj waffel kones
Icee creams (awn tawp uf moar icee creams, aifinkso)
Jamz nd jellees
Kookee dough bitz
L…
Hazelnuts
Iskreem – cannawt bee tew much
Jewcee blackberries
Kit kat bar – borkend up
Lawts n lawts of chawklit sirrup
Melted peanutt budder
N…
Nutts, crunsched
Oringe jellee beens
Pistashios
Q…
Quite a lawt moar isee creemz
Raizinz (cuvred wiff chokolawt)
Stwaberreez
T…
Qwik freez cherri
Rozted penut
Strawbery cheez kake
T
Toffee barz, borkded up
Umnomnom, icee creem
Velvetee vanniller
Wippy creem
Xtra sprinklolz
Y…
>>Y nawt try em all?
>>Zukkinicake wiff creem cheez soucee on top!
Teh CCC staanz by in case uv sugar over lood! Butt (@@) souns teh gud!
Tah dah! nommy ending, pjp!
Yu sharz iceycrem wif me?
Z bezt iceycrem iz ur iceycrem!
conga rats, red, on the tawp spot!
concatulayshuns red!! red iz nawt-sekund!
happi cat haz iskeems noms
Mebbe dats why him iz so happy?
I git happi ween I gits icecream.
I wud lubs to has sum rite now.
**wunners if dere be enny in teh freezur**
ohai rhsb!
U can has the strawberry-pineapple ice-cream I maded yesturday
or does U want the peach ice-cream instead?
U gots enny ‘nanner-flavurd?
no Iz ar allergic, but I can whips up sum fur uz
strobbry-pinappul??? *swoon*
**fills up a bowl up wid a cuppla scoops, tops with strawberry sauce wid fresh strawberries**
Here U goes Duffy
happi iz da kitteh inna sumertymei dat haz cawld iskreems ifinkso
conga rats tu rhsb onna furthist frum ind!
Fanks, willy boy.
Gud desk crip shun uv plaicemint!
(Az haz just eeted peech ice creem wif teh fresh peeches, then teh Rocky Road ice creeme wif teh marshy mellow and teh tastee nutz. Wuz gud, ackshully. Wuz supper, tu.)
mmmm, deelishus adn nootrishus!
Wayul (mid-wess akckk scent), it duz haz the fresh fruut. And teh proteinimous nuts.
(whispurrs) Iz teh tayst, and teh teck shur, reelee)
wish it wuz choklit…
chawclit & peenutt budder wid allminds
ai liek teh chawclit & teh peenutt budder butt(!) wif owt teh allminds
yup, far az im’z consurned, if it iznt choklit it iznt wurth teh caloreez.
but if wuz choklit, poor kitteh wuldnt be allowed to habbing any.
Iz beddur tu shair wif kitteh dan drawp inda drit.
Yup, at leest sumbuddee gets tu enjoi it taht wae!
Kittehs need icecreem tu!
Dats wut habbin wen ai saw hairy beer belly naybor wif shirt awf.
Mai eyes scream.
Wuld yew liek pistachio foar yor mustachio? – Beevis
Hay NC66! Hoaw bees yoo? Adn haow bees tath Tiki burd?
Ohai DK. Well coincidentally, she iz bein’ uh turd tonight.
She woan sheddup foar nuffin.
And she iz practissin’ awl her nawty wurds.
Maybe seh saw teh lol ob teh huffalump butt?
She haz an inspired 2nite, dats foar shur.
Mabye she is predictifying a earfquake?
I’ll gladly hold all ur brakable valyoobuls for u, just in case.
“Biki turd” BLAH BLAH! $#@^%&!!!!!!
**fawls awf cowch**
Begins to hands LCB Ferris Bueller style crystal egg.
WHAT AM AI DOIN’!!!!!1!!!!
Happy Cat is lieks da noo eyes kreem holder.
He DOES look like Happy Cat, but his face is all wrong.
Iess Creem amz t3h nekkst
besstest Nomz 4 Kitteh. Nawt
sekkund: Cheezburgrz!
Iess Creem amz coaldz andz
sweet. Deelishshuss, Nootrishshuss
ekkstra speshshull treet!
Iess Creem inz a coan
amz awpurrtoonitee
4 clebburr Kitteh
Jack.
*Claps floofy paws* Yes, yes Jack, beri well sayed!
Ugliest child ever.
Cyoot kidlet; worst hare cut ever.
iaz mebbee a do-it-yorself speshul?
Make teh mouf a little less wide and teh forehed not quite so high, and u has a portrait of LCB as a kidlet. Same eyes and nose, same coloring, same bad harecut (well, mines was shorter — a “pixie cut” pleh.) But we hadded meezers, so this mite be from a parallel universe.
Awww, teh lolkittehburglar! Sew cyoot!
Mmmm hmmm. I see. Sew kitteh nawt stealin’ frum anklol bitter.
Clearly, kidlet swiped cone from poor D-fence-less kitteh.
No! No LCB at any age would hurt a kitteh or steel from one.
Clearly, she is holding teh cone for teh kitteh, who seems to have misplaced hims opposable thumbs.
STN
Oh yesh yesh. Dats obviously wut goin’ awn here. Howeber, wif uh licker liek dat, who needs digits, posable oar udderwize?
**pawders if kitteh needs uh license foar dat tongue**
…
get it?
..
licker license?
…
**bats self in hed**
u mite b rite, “pixie cut…da worst hare cute eber. (I had one from my gramma. My mom was mad til it grew out.)
Mai fwends and ai wunce awl gawt bowl cuts.
“Hey Moe!”
Ai fink wun naybor lady wuz banned frum makin’ sugjestyuns at teh “tea” party affur day.
Is there any chance you guys could stop gaying-up my comment with replies?
Thanks in advance.
Thirtainly thillee!
Yew know…yew gawt uh ♫FABULUS♫ mouf.
Here, let mii stuff dis sock init.
ai heer tehre iz eye screem caek in teh breakroom.
Butt(!), mmmm BCT cannot eye screem wif sock in mouf.
Ai take ‘em wif meh if ai hab tew
*runz up behinz N66 and grabs hims face an zips it*
hahaha nao caek fur yu!
NC66! Remember NPT! And be kinder to your socks. What did your socks ever do to you that you subject them to such unspeakable treatment? *shudders at the thought of teh pore socks being put in THAT pleh mouth*
Now, do as teh OP axed and quit BCT-ing up his/her post with ur BCT comments. That’s *SO* BCT of you. Whut are u, some kind of BCT’ed BCT-head? Can’t u see that this is BCT’s thread? He/she has claimed it for BCT-wipes everywhere.
snerk – hear LCB – has sum cayk
kthx!
Oh! U should wipe ur shoo. Looks like u stepped in some BCT.
I was just thinking that – why is everyone talking funny? Are they pretending to be their cats?
I was just going to say that. That is really one seriously ugly kid!
Noo, iz Julia Roberts/ mouf as toddler.
Sort of reminds me of one of the guys from Flight of the Concords…
i secund tat noshun
Nawt tu wurry lil hyoomin, Ai will test ur Iess creems fur teh poyzins.
Butt iz nawt orinj ise kreems!
Theres icecreem kake in da breakroom!
*runswifaquikness tu da brakerum*
Waz it somfing I sed?
somfing 3km sed abaot caek! (t-r-o-l-l aboydansdans)
Mmmmm…cake!
Tihs kitteh haz a serus hansum!!! Swuun, swuun, swuun!
This kitteh haz a serus loong tongue
Plush kitteh……..schmooooooohoooch!
Ooh – dis be EGZAKLY lak mah BlooMax!! He lurves isecreem so musch he wont wate for me to put sum in a dish all melty, he wants it rite from teh contayner or teh cone or my dish!
An it gibs him teh brayne freeze, too! He noms some an then sits wif his mowth open an his eies sorta closed warming his tung bak up! Onst he even sed “ow” cuz it wuz so cold! But he went rite back to nomming it up.
Dis kittehboi in teh pik even luks liek BlooMax…I wunder wher he met dis kidlet. And when.
Plz to be snorglin ur kitteh foar me, ‘k?
My fren had a kitteh dat luuked lyk dis. Him wuz berry sweet boi, but him crossded teh bridj several yeers ago.
lolz finking ob kitteh wif brayn freez
He noms some an then sits wif his mowth open an his eies sorta closed warming his tung bak up!
LOL an happee.
wenn teh kidlet seez teh kitteh wif cone, will shee screem an thro cone awai? Kitteh mite approvez. The momcat, maybe nawt su much.
Dat kitteh has a sizable tongue!
Mebbe iz Gene Simmons’ kitteh?
Ware dew yew fink hii gawt the inspiration foar teh song “Lick it up”?
**snikkurs**
U ever seen “Earth Girls Are Eazy”?
“I’M GOING HOME WITH HIM!”
“No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway”
“Are we limp and hard to manage?”
“‘Cause I’m a blonde! B-L-… I don’t know!”
“Oh, my God. You’re like totally black!”
Umm…no…ai neber scene dat moobie.
“If meeningless secks iz wut u wantid, why u nawt can has it wif me?”
I lubs wen Jeff Goldblum comez owtta teh dressin room. **swoons**
**Begins singin “I Like Em Big And Stupid”**
Lyk dis
Ai liek dis wun too.
“You have liplock for Wiploc?”
Nooooo?…nope…duzzint sound familiar at awl.
“Wanna partee?”
Dangitawltewheck! Youtube iz down foar main taint annoyance.
I wuz gunns link tew teh disco scene.
At Deca Dance?
“I can’t spell VW, but I got a Porsche. “
“Duck Magnum, Duck!”
**duz teh wigglol dat goez wif it**
Why bii wif uh hero wen yew kin danse wif uh zero?
teh better to lick iz kreem with, my dear!
I lubs dis song.
Hoap y’all enjoi it too!
**lissens to teh owtsied**
Oohh! Wii iz gettin a storm!
**runz an hieds unner teh bed**
Nawt tu run an hyde! Iz nyce gentle storm! Pookie kuldn’t wait tu run owt intu it.
That is one ugly little girl. She looks like she’s possesed or something!
yeah, she looks like one of the evil kids from the village of the damned
Duz N-Ewun recognize teh pikchur awn teh cootie patooties T-shirt?
It’s sew familiar, it’s driving meh crazy.
ai dun rekognize it…
Nope, I got nuthin, which iz gud, kaus I ownli hazza boi. Iffin I had bout this shurt fur hyme, well, I wuld now have xpensive therapy bills tu pay.
oh oh oh oh oh… iz wun ob thoze silly collektible carakters… not strawberry shortcaek. iz hollie hobbie?
Nawt quite, ai doan finkso, butt (!) ai fink yew awr gettin’ warmer.
Okai! Who iz it then? Teh wai they remodel characters nowadais iz hard tu figure owt who iz who. Haz yu seen Strawberry Shortkake lately?
Am ai mistaken? Ai fot Hollie Hobbie’s signature wuz uh bloo bonnet.
I nawt remember, that wuz menni years ago.
Howebber Ifinkso yu mite bii rite.
kinda em barased taht i knowd taht, not know how cawz i haz boiz no gurlz an wen HH wuz popyoolar before i finked it wuz stoopy.
thoze carakters haz all gotted modurnized frum teh sebentees versions. tehy iz all wering pants insted ob teh liddle old-fashund costyooms.
YAY! fur LM!! *DING,DING,DING* Yu win da prize! I can’t believe I didn’t rekognize Holli Hobby.
Ifinkso I had some HH stuff wen I wuz a kidlett.
so frecking FUNNYYYYY!!!!!!
gosh that kid is ugly.
Happystyle Cat: Dib id dyud baniddur ide dream.
Wun, tew, uh slurp frum yew.
Free, foar, ai eet sum moar.
Fibe, sicks, elebenty moar licks.
Seben, ate, dis taste grate.
Nein, ten, look ober dere uhgen.
an nc66 enters teh pant feon ob ICHC poe etikal jeenyuses!!
yup ai sekond taht!
iz ok to steel ize creem from ugliest monkey babee eva
Yall are awesome! Hollie Hobbies signature is
eberywere in springthyme hear in Texas. Onlies
if we haz enuff reign. U member eberythin so gud!
Have pheasant dreams.
I lub ice creemu 2.
My kitteh prefers yogurt. Ebrry mornink she wait to lick t3h contayner.
my shiro kitteh likes a sawser ob milk wif a peese ob bred in it. not wants teh milk wifowt teh bred. not eets teh bred, just lieks it for flavring, i gess. him also chewz throo bred bags.
Punkin lykes da mewk mewk too, I’ll tri da bred necks time.
An after teh kone iz finishesesd, kitteh will hlepz wif fashul cleen-up.
Yesh, hoo needs uh wet nap
wen yew gawt 24 grit cleanin’ yootensil?
OWCHIE!
Iz teh N ecks spensif xfolio ashun, gud for teh skin.
And gud foar the spirit. Kitteh facials awr berry soothing.
Awn teh udder hand, teh aroma therapy? Nawt sew gud akshully.
Essence ob tuna oar chicken libber? PLEH!
Chicken Lioofar.?
Perhaps yew prefer chicken hart?
Oops. Dat wun cut off.
Try dis.
Disregard the words displayed. I don’t know wut they are, and I didn’t follow along.
Deez linkeez awr beddur, aifinkso.
Part 2
Part 1
Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
*handz NC a ShamWow so he kin wiping deh egg off himz fais.
I remember lissining tu dat Cosby rooteen wen I wuz just a liddlol cweenlet.
It iz still funnee.
Wunce wuz
dribin — like a carr! –
in dawn tawn Van couber BC
an lissenin tu Cosby awn raydio.
Doan know why Ai nawt hitted anyfing, wuz bent over wheel laffing wif teers in ice.
Passnjure nawt noticed. Sillee peep!
Kitteh iz bee-ying diplomatiklee sneeky.
u can say dat again
Snake, chicken looofas, Dr. Huxtible, puddin pops
Fat Albert, New Coke
Hay Hay Hay!
I loved teh puddin pops commershuls, even tho my mom never bought tehm for us. But teh New Coke debacle still makes me chuckle sadly.
T3h new Coke was sad…pleh.
Whut’s new PJ? We were talkin yesterday when I suddenly got called to other bizness…
It’z bin a hot an humidity hear. Cold fron came in an I cold go owt tonite..Yippie.!!
Nice… any plans?
After I tole you abowt having a beer and watchin the sun sink into teh sea, I had a hanker an taht’s eggzackly whut I did last night.
Nice! Eifeer dat fot or da lat hour hear makes me sooo sleepee … I cannot keep me eyeses op o zzzzz
funny pic just wish it was summer so i could have an ice-cream
Hmm… Choklit i-skreem… yummy!
Iz akshully bettur tu hab teh i-skreem in wintur, coz den it duz nawt melt sow kwiklee, aifinkso!
I guess you are in teh sowthern hembi… hemly… hoomus… part of teh world? Itz very summer where I am!
Wat time an seasoninz isz it in Souf Africa?
Iz aboot 09:30 AM on 11/08/2009 in Souf Afreeka, adn iz Wintur. Teh Spring starts nekst munf (Septembur).
Iz
it snowey? How cold can it b? 60f?
Iz snowy onlee awn teh mowntinz reelly. Mostlee teh maksymum temparatshur in wintur iz arownd 60F, but kin go down tu 50F adn eben 40F in sum plaesis. But rite nao teh temparatshurz r gettin hi-er coz teh wintur iz ammost ovir.
It is summer
kreepeeyest lukin kid evar.
It’s Happycat! That’s some tongue.
Only a mother could love that child’s boat race
This is the first time – in a long time of coming here to look at amusing photos of cats – that I have ever read the ‘comments’ bit. I was mostly checking to see whether anyone else thought that child was the devil himself.
I’m shocked. Are you all mental?
Can’t you speak/type like you do when you ask for a pint in the pub? I’m sure you can still be funny if you put your minds to it.
I nawt drinks teh beerz — pleh. Ai haz gud mental, iz brite awn teh tesses.
An Ai lieks tu play wif trols. By lawng distance, reely.
Haz U seen Teh Tree Kidz reecentlee?
OMFG ugleest babeh EVAR.
Cute kitteh!
I demand this picture be removed due to the ugliness of the child. It out-weighs the funniness of the picture. And I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw it.
That’s an ugly kid.
Oh wow that is not a cute kid.
i kwite kunkur ackshully. iz nawt perty faec tu lewk at!
I’m so glad that I”m not the only one that thinks there’s something wrong with that child. Poor thing, it looks like the product of too-close relatives. Brother and sister even.
dat iz wun uglee nom-hoomin…
Good god.. that is one of the most disturbing looking kids ever.. that has to be photoshop.
anyone notice the similarities of that cat and the icanhascheezburgr cat?