…leaving the waitress a tip.
…leaving the waitress a tip.
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ur serrviss wuz egg sell ent!
W00t!! w00t!!!!!
it b a beyootimus ty wif jk2k leading carosue bai a nanosekkund!!
Ok u dansin ratz!!! git lined up!! u gotz werk tu du!!!
*Deh Conga Ratz kum straggling ontu stage
Luk lively!! Smilols ebbreewun!!!
Adn-a wun, adn-a tow
Kong -ga, kong-ga KONG-GA!!
Kong -ga, kong-ga KONG-GA!!
Kong -ga, kong-ga KONG-GA!!
oh, don’t dey luk lubblee in dehre kullerful kostumes??
yes, dey duz. Sumhao I lik teh idea of costumed dancing rats better dan naked dancing rats.
at least it isn’t alive!
Lookks like 20% of a bunny.
bunneh wasn’t so luckeh, but sure was taysteh!
Hoep watress appreshiates sentimentul valyoo – O wate, kitteh will taek it bak nex time kitteh is borde ennyway.
taht wud maek it a loan den
My kitteh’s favorite mouse winds up in the food bowl from time to time (and occasionally in the water).
Dats probly y I find a lot ob bread ties in my cats’s wader.
kitteh’s tip:
Eef teh tael bii eh-twitchun, dont com eh-skritchun!
Othx, mai cween!
Waitrussus tip: eet sumwear els!
Hear’s a tip; don’t play da horsies!
neva draw tu en ensyde strate
check raise
Considerate cat…..
….is considerate.
And very rare.
Hear, I killd dis 4 u.
Umm, no snowflayke, I got dat from Targat’e 4 u last week.
I wuld just go wif da stuffed kill, that wai kitteh nawt wanna leeve messy real kill rite owtsyde da door fur yu.
Mah kitteh used tew bwing meh her huntin trofees inna moarning tew. Ai prefers it to wehn she b leevin barf insted.
My kittehs leeve mii burds.
Iz nawt fun.
Mai kitteh left me vole yesterday, Gud kitteh! (voles eat mai bulbs)
Oh, uck! I hate the prezments. Iz usually followed by an EEEKKKK, HUBBIKAT come kwik an deal wif dis!
Ohai 3KM!! Ai usta hab dat truble, 2. Naow mae kittehz kin onlee go outside at nite..gotta bee als dark oar no go!! Ai startz diz rootine inna March…naow kittehz wantz bak inna house aftur 2 hrs topz. Adn bettest ob als…nawt won singel ded birdy in seben monthz!!
Dat is a berry gud point, 3km.
…O thankyou, Snowflake, you’re the best provider ever!
Iz dis wurf a cheezburger?
Well well… good hearted kitty, I like it
Lessee…she risned out mah wattur dish, dats gud, an chopped up teh gushifood a littul, dats gud, but den she didn get mah ordur kwite rite, I tol her fresh Norweegian sammon an I can tell dis is cannd… but den she didn looz mah reserbashun an brot teh dinnur rite on tiem… yeh, I gess a whiet mowse is about rite.
Is wurf a whiet mice butt NAWI wurf a cheezburger!
xD
Dat’s abawt teh sighs ov teh tip ai is abul to leev teh watestaf, won mous worf.
oar drownin dis toi, sumfin lyke dat.
Ha ha ha ha! Wonderful!!
I don’t get it
jk Rock on!
LONG LIVE CATZILLA!
(I got a new slageon)
Dawt Hedd Cow Kitteh
awllwayz beeleebz in reewawrdeeng
ekksellent serrbiss
Dawt Hedd Cow Kitteh
woodz leeb lawtza Munneez, no
habz purss oarz pawkittz!
Dawt Hedd Cow Kitteh
mytez leeb hurz woarn owtz CatzNip
Mowsee nekkst tyme ‘rowndz
Jack.
“dawt hed cow kitteh”
yoo haz a majikal way wif wurds, jack!
Jack, I wuld lub tu tayke a tour uf yur brain. “Dawt Hedd Cow Kitteh” LMAO, yu bii soo creative!
over on graphjam: what you do when your kitteh is bad:
bad kitteh bad kitth wot yu gonna du
Taht iz bein wai tu kyoot
*grabs CHRG(wcowprintoi) an lawts uv duckytapz*
okeh ai tink ai be gud tu go…
@catena
(bad kitteh) wot yu gonna du wen day come fer
yu…
Fanks so moishe everbuddy fer yur grate ideas
an all teh laffs. Haz gud nite!
Gud nitey-nite & sweet dreemz Catta-cake!!!
Ohai catta-cake!
ai tryd tu eggstend teh furree paw awf frenship, bawt ai cantz fine yur profiyl!
Ohai, cheezpeepz, n e buddy home?
Hi PJ, nice to meetchu!
Ohai, fnark, wat chew doin up so late?
Akshully, iz 10:00 am… in Terkey.
It’s 2:00 am.. here in Chicago ish. Waat am I doin up so late?
Gud kewstshun… I gess you wanted to chat with cheezpeeps on teh udder side of teh werld?
Iz gud… usually is pritty quiet around here at this time!
Yesh, hazza big curiioous …tell me about Terkey…
OK, whadda you wanna know? Iz very hot an sunny right now… I live neer teh Aegean Sea which is very lubberly espeshully in teh evening when I drinks a beer and watches teh sun go “SLASH SSSssss…..” into teh sea.
Tehre is lotsa kewl historical stuff all over teh place… med-evil castles and roamin’ temples and greek theatres. I guess I like it heer.
Wow! sounds beatutimous. *must learn more *
gotta go now… I hazza tierd. Nitey nite`1
G’nite pj. It must be time for PJ’s.
Oh Hai Fnark!! i haz sendinged u a fren rekwest. Plz b mai fren.
*Hoapful luk*
I b needing moar frens
Oh cweemj, u havs all th3 freinds in da werld.
Oh Hai cweenmj! I gotz teh alert tihs morning, butt (mmph!) I cant be frending peeps from skool… you hafta waits till I get home.
Akshully, I wuz kinda serprized we wasn’t frended already. I FEELS like yer friend!
An I think you have LOTS and LOTS of friends because yer nice an helpful to eberybuddy.
(So dont wurry.)
{{{cweenmj}}}
A very gud moarning frum Souf Afreeka to pj perry, Fnark adn cweenmj! Hao u awl dooing awl obir teh wurld tudai?
Hallo, Fluffy. I dont beleave I has had teh pleasure.
*extends paws of friendship*
I iz very well tihs moarning.
*akseptz floofy paws uf frenship*
Ohai Fnark! Izza pleshur tu meetcha, tu!
Iz weerd, ai wuz shur dat wii haz met befoar. Den agin, ai haz bin nown tu b a tad awn tewh kooky side…
No, yer problolbly rite… I has been offline for qwite a while an I’m not shure whom I knows anymore!
We shud go through all teh previous threds until we find one we were both on!! … on sekund thots, let’s not.
Whut other kooky tihngs do you do?
Kin nawt tell u dat… iz konfidenshul!
Ohai Fluffy, Fnark an aneebuddy else owt dere! Noe noe, Fluffy! Yu can’t bii a liddle kooky, in Souf Afrika yu hav tu bii a liddle biscuit!
O hai AfriCat… I thots you were gonn say, Ifn yer from South Africa yu hav tu bii a LOT kooky!
At leest, thatz been trew for several SAers Ive known!
Heh! Dats tru, wii ar a bit “eccentric” sum tymes, speshuly wen beer an rugby ar involbed!
… Adn krikit!
Or beer an krikkit
or beer an dansing
or beer an beer…
Ackshully, SAers are a lot like Canajuns… except friendlier.
yer faster dan me too, fluffy!
No, be fare, u had moar tu typ!
Canajunz ar canadians? We iz bein supr frendlies ai fot?
Hmmm… Iz troo dat! Ai’ll remembur dat fur fjootshur refrinse!
Sorry for teh long paws… I has to divert my attenshuns elsewheres. See you folks later!
*waves baai tu Fnark*
Baai-Baai! Habs teh gud dai adn teh grate week!
Mah tum-tum has a happeh
So I sharez a floof wit u
majikal wei ♪
My kitty has a little stuffed doggy (I know, ironic, huh?) that he totes around like this =) (He also tosses it up in the air & plays fetch – I really need to make a video & upload it here!)