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Teh bak room at NOM!
Nao serving breffast, sekkund breffast, and elebensies!
y tapasfor los gatos whif entertainmet by da conga rats!
ooooooooand don’t frget da Salsa!
Ooh, Salsa! *sits down to watch teh entertaynmints* Conga Rats is teh win!
Gongrats gremlin!
Fankees, anni! Hao ar yoo this mornink? Is verreh hawt and stikkee here – it may be up to 90 degrees Fairundheit today, with thunnerstorms.
We haz hoomid but nawt 2 hawt – bowt 72 max. yestiday wuz sunnee awl dai ware Ai wuz (Neer teh see) wiv a nies breez.
Noms and danses for ur nawt sekund, gremlin? Or mebbe we shu haz de YNG jus fan us gently- iz gonna be 99 heer today- and mebbe dey can bring sum cool bevrijes tew!
YNGs with kool bevrijes sowns gud. Teh dantzin – is mebbe too hawt for that! Kool drinkies, lots of ice, kthx!
yup iz stiky heer tu grem, saem system ai tink… stiky tehn tunderstormz iz not bein gud think aifink…
ai tink dis be callin fur sum watermellon
*chups up sum watermellon wif neo seedz fur eberywun*
dis nom iz bein purrfect fur teh hut daiz aifinkso
haow bout I turnz da jet stream fan ur wai…. we iz kool, kloudi, n wif a chance ub rayn…….
momcat
Ohai, momcat! Hao ar yoo? Yoo ar just in tyme for watermellon! Thx, kerri-luv! I will habbing sum. Ay has lots of fat green tomaters on teh vyne, onlee 2 with pink cheeks. Mebbe these hawt August nites will fynally turn them red – and then we can has sum tomaters too!
mmm fresh tumatoes wif a liddle sawlt an peperz iz bein very yummy too aifinkso
kittehs has their cheezeburgers I think. Can I haz birthday cake, tho?
OHAI raingods
ai tink teh burfday fairy bein heer lader wif all kindz uv burfday tweats, she be habin teh bestest kakes
iz yur burfday?
ohai raingods!! i see on yor blob taht it iz being yor burfday!! hope yoo kan come bakk later for teh burfday party, but just in case, heer iz yor favrite kind ob caek!! a funny party hat, a noyzemaker, an a goody bag! an a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand just for yoo!
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*adds raingods to teh Offishul Burfday list*
I haz nice day planned, and will comez back later!
Cheerfull effishunt selb serbiss!
iz lukin like owld skool diner counder aifink
yum, nom, nom, yum Good morning/evening/afternoon all Cheezpeeps. May eberbuddy have a wunermaus day!
hell-o missis bookeepur… haos ur wurk day goink… oar… been goink…?
fankies fur da befrendin
ohai Siobhan! I lub your name. Eet is sew pretty.
ai iz having teh “closing teh books fur Aug” day. PLEH! it iz so not fun, but itz a job! How u bees?
lol!
wut? They CLOSE at nite?
*faints*
*waives choklit unner skwirrlgrrls noze* u otay? speek tew us!
*sniffs*
ohai bf! I’m feeling a little bettur….
I can has?
hmmm. *rummajrummajrummaj*
*pulls our silver servink tray wif unusual sordid chocolate nommabuls*
dere’s lots to chuse from…
Açai berreez, chonklit covere’d
Berry smallmini Choklatezuchini muffins e.g. cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,chocolate_zucchini_muffins,FF.html
Chili infuse’d chonklit by Lindt
Chili infused chonklit? Taht sownd intreeging!
is teh surprizingly delieshous adn newtrishush. adn offen on 1/2haf price cuz not yet poplolar wif lotsa peeps. *shrugs* their loss, my gain.
chili + chocolate – berry popular inna Soufwest.
DeMenthe, creme, chocolate
Elegant elolfant chonklits, wif white chonklit tusques
Fronsch bon bons, oo la la
G…
Gushifood, expensiv
Halibut, have some jus for teh..
Icee kreems, all flavurs
J…
At nite yu has to yell for room serviss
10 bowlz, noe wayting
Puddy_tat wunderz iffn dey aer reel kittehz. Him sez dey wud awl wanna eet frum eech uvverz bolez!
hims gotta point der…
my friend has tu kittehs – an dey eat out of their own bowls… at furst… is onleh when they don’t with their own, dat they empty the otters bowl…
sowns liek sur
vivalnommal ob da fastistmebbee tehy *are* eeting owt ob eech ovvers bowls!! mebbee tehy haz a rotayshun – start wif yor own bowl, tehn switch, tehn switch, tehn switch…
Off korz! awl my kittehs nom only from their ownz Dresden chinaswarez. it siimz de kittehs in ur haus iz nawt yet civilizationized
Smudgie Caturday nom timtabul
pre-bweakfast snack
bweakfast
post-bweakfast, pre lunch snack
pre-lunch snack
lunch snack
post lunch, pre-tea time snack
tea time snack
post tea time, pre-dinner snack
dinner
post- dinner
midnite feast
wake up hooman, wake up, wake up – why you go zzzz? – it Smudgie nom time snack
give me toona, give me ham, give me halibut and spam
give me chicken, give me milk – at room temprachure ai fink
give me turkey, give me lamb, give me sossages and jam
give me rock, cod, plaice and cow
but give it smudgie now!
Sownds familiar! (see commint I left for Zelkina below) That smudgie has a gud appetite!
Dis wer how wee fed dem lil gurl skout hoomins ata kamp!
Jam
U shura bout dat Smudgie??????
Poetic licenze – ai haz it
xx
Oh smudgie, haz ennee wun told u latelee dat u b adorablol??
Schmoooooo!
LOL!!
Whoof! Ten kittehs! I wud liek to has taht menny, but I dont fink I cud wurk enuf howers to pay for all teh gushiefoods.
(Not to menshun keeping teh kitschen floor so kleen an nise.)
2 kittehs is plentee for me.
For now, enneeway.
Its da crazie cat ladie inn trayning!!!!!
meh, mai kitteh says it dinner teh minit ai moves inna mai bed inna de mornin, and it awlso be dinnertyme teh sekkund ai gets fru teh door after wurk….hims has no paitience!
ohai ebberyone hao r u awl tewday?
Ohai, Zelkina! Kittehs is lyke that, ifinkso. We tries nawt to feed mah kitteh awl day long, but he lubbings teh noms. On a typikal day, he gits: fuds when I git up, a liddlol moar befoar I leevs for wurks, teh “noon nebbies” if wun of us is ther, fuds when I gits home frum wurks, treets or anuther smawl snak in teh evening, and then fuds befoar bed. Is awl smawl servings – he is only allowed a liddlol moar than a half kup of fuds per day. Is on a diet. :rolls eyes:
I is lucky – I has a kitteh that self-porshuns his fud…
He gets his dose of crunchiefuds in the morning, when we have breakfast – and it through the day!
Him just gets a few eggstra treats at nite before we goes to bed…
hmm – there’s a word missing in deer… Put a “lasts” wherever it fits in…
lolz! naw, Chizel nawt kno hao to self portion fuds. Fud in bowl must at awl cost be transferred directlee tew belleh. Altho….dis is sew cute…him has learnt tew speak fer hims fud! ai sayz tew him “what do u sai?” and he mews and ai gives him fud…issa sew cute lol
too miny kittehs!
thats why 2 is enough for me!
Too miny? How cans that bee?
i agreez, never too much kittehs in teh world, only too much hominidies
Der’s noe sutch fing. Teh REEL problum bees nawt-enuf-munnees. Wen ai wins teh millyuns ob munnees, ai getting beeg farm (wif teh beri ohai sayftee-fens rownd it) tu livs awn. Den, ai gows an gets awl teh sadsad kittehs an goggies an bunnees an pinnygigs an ebreefing els frum teh Humayn Sosyity an gibs dem furebur hoem.
A life dream. Yoo has wun!
A happily-ever-after. Yoo mayks wun of those too. {{nicewitch}}
Musical bowls, not going so well…
lol. just like my cats! but i only has 2!
Scooz meh cheezfrends, ai sum badest uv noos.
I got a call friday morning from a vet, my first and favourite Maine Coon had been found collapsed in a garden. We rushed to him but he had a huge clot and no blood flow to his back legs, although he was not in pain then, this was due to medication, he would without it have been in agony. There was nothing they could do, if it was normal paralysis I would have gotten him a wheelchair, anything, but we had no choice.
I am afraid my grief is inconsolable , he was to be 3 years old this Thursday, his presents were already wrapped. I shall upload a picture if I have one this pc of beautiful boy onto my profile, please take a look and appreciate his pure wonderfulness.
A part of me has died with him.
Oh my goodness, TheCatsMutha. Ay am so sawree. I just sits here with yoo and shayrs yor greef if that is OK with yoo. I puts mah paw rite here. If yoo wuntz to hold it for a bit, is OK. Yoo will see yor belubbed kitteh agin wun day. I noes this for shor in mah hart. For hevven wuld nawt hevven be if mah kittehs culd nawt be ther with meh . . .
{{{{TheCatsMutha and teh first and favorite Maine Coon kitteh}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{TheCatsMutha an her kitteh}}}}}}}}}}
This is so sad. My heart goes out to you.
omg…both mine and chizels thoughts and prayers are with you, TheCatsMutha. Ur kitteh will furrever be wid u, as long as u member him, he lives awn, furebber. {{{{{TheCatsMutha & Favourite Kitteh}}}}}
mai i suggesst a memorial serbice fer yew, TheCatsMutha? tew be held awn next lol?
Ai fink dat wud b luberly. Ai shall probably has to join a bit layte wen ai get home abowt 6 TTI.
Fank you eberywun, ai is leeking badly, but feeling luved.
ai is in TTI tew, sew fer us wud b teh 6pm lol aifinkso? We will b dere wid memerial cans ob gushifuds, candles an catnip mousies.
{{{{{TheCatsMutha}}}}}
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a hassa beeg sad fur ur loss.
{{{{{{{TheCatsMutha}}}}}}}
I’m so sorry for your loss -
Honey.
I just lost MY Maine Coon Friday, but to ripe old age. Three is just…horrid. I feel so sorry for you. *hug* Anything we can do?
Oh noes, Jeditigger! Ther is Never a gud tyme to lose a kitteh. {{{Jeditigger and Maine Coon}}}
Holding yoo awl tite in mah hart . . .
{{{{Jeditigger}}}}
Dey are such speshul kittehs…
{{{Jeditigger}}}
iz bein wai tu early fur such tearz… mai hart iz aching fur yu… such sad stori wif teh prezents bein wrapped iz amost tu much fur mai hart. Ai amz glad he nawt hab any painz, iz bein small small cumfort *leaky eyez* ai iz so so sowry fur yur loss.
*Ai gibs yu warm embrass fur such a terribl sadness*
so so sorry for ur loss
{{{{{{{TheCatsMutha and hur beautiful boy}}}}}}}
Ai haz such a big sad adn sawree furr yu. Mai thorts are wif yu at dis saddest tyme.
{{{{TheCatsMutha and teh first and favorite Maine Coon kitteh}}}}
I am not able to upload a photo at the moment, will try later…
{{{{{TTheCatsMutha}}}}} So sorry for your loss.
{{{{{{TCM}}}}}} No wurds can help, but knowin yu are loved may be a cumfurt. Mah Maine Coone Emerson died of diabetes complications a few yeers ago an I still misses him. Yr lolfrenz cry wif yu.
I’m so sorry…. I don’t think I could say anything to comfort you so I’ll just: {{{{{{{TheCatsMutha}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{TheCatsMutha}}}}}}} i’m so sorry, what a sad loss dis iz. mebbee teh one gud fing iz taht him wuz fownd an yoo knowz wut happened to him an culd be wif him, insted ob nevver knowing an alwayz wondering wut happened to him. yoo will missing yor deer furboy, but him iz in teh meddow, free ob teh payn an illness him wuld haz had heer, an yoo will seeing him agin wun day.
Big hugs to you. A Maine Coon was my second kitteh that was all mine and the first that I had to say goodbye to. He was nearly 18 and had thyroid disease.
A kitteh who had wrapped presents for his birthday is a kitteh who was well loved and no doubt enjoyed his time on earth because of his wonderful mommeh.
{{{{{{TCM}}}}}}
what a shock! I am so sorry for your loss.
{{{{{TheCatsMutha & Favourite Kitteh}}}}}
Bless you for having the strength to make that most painful of decisions. Hold tight to the knowledge that, as short as his time with you was, you gave him a wonderful life, full of love and security. And know, too, that he was grateful to you for caring enough to end his pain, even at the cost of taking the pain into your own heart. We all know what it’s been like in our own lives, and we all stand with you in your grief.
{{{TheCatsMutha & your first and favourite Maine Coon}}} Sew, sew sowwy four yure deepest hurts..aifinkso I haz a sad now.
{{{{TCM and Kitteh}}} Ai haz a sad 4u. Praiers to CC 4 u and ur sweet kitteh.
Ai haz a kwestion… wenz yu goes intu sumwuns piktures and yu klick un teh ‘See Lolz’ linky, does yu getz a page wif neo lolz bein der?
ai hup dat iz bein a bugz cauze ai luv to cee teh differant lolz people be makin frum pikturez
aifinkso dr. tinycat is opratin onna serberus agin… mus bees dat… ushalleh et wurks eggsackleh dat wai…
ai can cee teh captions if ai klick teh link ‘see all captions’ fur this wun jus fien butt(!) nawt if tehy arn’t on teh frunt page
hupfully it bein fixded soon
iz bery nice feeture
absomalutleh riet… ai fink ai faberits moar lols dat nebber shows awp onna fp, den lols dat does… adn ai lieks 2 watches dem onse inna wylol. espeshuleh wen ais nawt inna bestist ob moods…
yesh yesh iafinkso iz bein purrfect fur taht!
iz also nice tu see wat lolz peoplz be makin uv mah pikturez and uf otter peoplz pikturez and must importantly iz sew ai nawt mak teh sam lolz az sumwun elze
Me want one uf dose kittehs!!!!!!
jes one? u habs much 2 leerns grasshopper
Ooh my kitth, Are you ok? {{{{{{{Coon kitteh}}}}
Is anyone having trouble accessing their account today? I can’t even get the button to come up for it on my computer.
Ai hadz dat problem affter ai ran disk kleenup, seems ai gotz rid ub tu menny temperairy innertoobs filols, butt(snerk) ai did manaj tu lawg in agen aftru sum trylol adn errer.
mai akount iz ok ai only haz small glitch ai mentionz abuv
ai jes fownd owt dat ai doan eben sees da abatars
zomgwtfbbq! we dr.tinycat 2 teh or! stat!
yu nawt see abitarz heer? taht iz bein strang…
duz yu habs wordpress akount or jus ihascheezburger akount? if yu haz wp akount ai wud tri tu log in tu dat an cee ifin taht halps?
Yu tri tu hit F5 tu refresh teh page?
Yu tri tu reboot puter?
yu uzin explorer browzer or uderwun?
Secret message – the tails spell out “I V I J I I”
Onoes!! Nawt IVIJII!!! Is tu suun – is tu suun – ai nawt eben pakkd yet!!!!
*runs inna sirclol, wayvin armsis halplislee*
Omaigudniss – teh IVIJII messij!!!!elebentee!!
O noes!! Everywun got yr speshul hats an glasses?? Wherz mah instrukshun buuk? Watsch teh skies!!!
‘Catateerreea’:
Wayr t3h eeleet meetz andz eetz
enneefeengz dayz wawntz!
Strypee Kittehz andz
Midnytez Kittehz meengillz wiff
Oarnjj andz Cow Kittehz
Mulltippill Kittehz
duz nawtz cayr hoo dayz shayrz dayr
deelisshshuss Nomz wiff!
Jack.
clappity, clappity! wd jack!
at my howse, teh catateeriea iz open 24 howrs a day.
hmm, mebbee dis iz prysma-kitteh an sean’s howse?
did luks like mai haus at feedin time
dis…