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sellf-splorting kitteh!
Congrats jk2k!
fankees! luuks liek wii shud awl goe tew teh tybootik! lessee wut’s noo foar diz wiik!
WARNING DO NAWT LUKK!
*covers eyes wif feelers*
nawt luk, nawt luk, nawt luk …. oh, so hard!!! Ai LUBS littlol kittehs. Mabbeh wun littlol peek won’t hurt …
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*SPLORT*
O noze! Upfi iz daown! Aifinkso a kitteh dis cayute mite obertax teh CCC!
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
waow BF, taht wuz a reskyoo full uv teh awesumniss!! ai haz an impressid!
Oh, fank u, Bluesfan! Ai feels mush bedder nao, but ai will rest a bit. Ai has just returned frum mai vacashun and ai thought ai wud be strong enuff to withstand teh cyoootness. Clearly, ai was rong.
hao ur vacashun wuz, Upfi? hoep u haded gud wetherz an grate tiem!
Ohai, Upfi and Moe! How are you two? I hadn’t seen you posting recently. Hope all is well!
ohai Kittehless Jon! aiz teh wel, fank yoo. jus berry bizzy. ai wuz sikk las week, an den ai aksidintly cutted mai han preddy bad. Iz moer bedder nao, but ai stil kant uze mai pozabl fum much.
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An hao u is?
I am pretty good. Little bit of back pain, better than it was but still annoying. Had to go to a trade show this afternoon (10 Aug) and being on my feet like that never helps.
But I’m good, otherwise. In good spirits, despite the lack of kittiehs or goggies here.
Fank u, it was grate! Ai had lawts of sunshine and beach funs and ice creams! Ai will write a big report later on.
Teh image of teh “Soaring Splort Support Skwad” madez mai tea comez up mai nosez. Hee!
sumtymes a jawb iz jus tew beeg fer teh CCC, aifinkso, den ai cawls in teh SSSS!
Dez berri efektiv, Ai can seez wai u savez teh SSSS for teh beeg kyoot-splorts!
Ai iz agreez wif JC2K, grate wurk!!
Sowwy Upfi, Ai had 2 go an wash up teh supper fings!
Dun’t worry! U can nawt be effurywhere! Glad to c u again!
ai hoap ur vakashun wus ful uw win an awsum fun Upsi!
o deer, ai ment Upfi, uv corse, sorree!
Upsi daisey!
*gigglols*
Ai had a wunnermus vacashun, almost awl sunshine and warmth! Went swimming in teh North Sea twice (68F/20C) and ate lots of fish and cakes and ice creams.
Ohai upfi! I hazza glad yu had a grate baycayshun! Dat Norf See sownds cold! Ai didda chairytee fing wear ai jumped intu teh Atlantiiic in Febooairy an teh waddur was 46F, wuz berry cold! Bet 68 wuz cold tu!
Didz U see video uv man whu lerned tu swim in teh Veree Kawld watters? Wuz scaree tu see. He had support vesslol JIC. (IF U wantz dee tayles, me nawt sew mush help!)
ai haz a jelous… sunshine? warmth? what ar dese tings?
a shmoo on the tummi might help!
Onose!!! splort!!!!
*kleenawp awn ille fif*
*kleenawp awn ille fif*
I got teh hose! I’ll rins teh braynes wif teh sprinklol setting while we wait fer teh CCC.
Oww!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
OOoooh…bebeh pegnwin…schmooo…
kitteh twipped an wen arze ober teekettle agin!
Toooo….. much…….. kyootness!
*Grabs annuder CHRG and pulls eet ober evethemuticatmom’s hed. *
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Ai hoaps dis wall kormtayn anee splortifyin yew duz, eve!
Dat mount ub kewtness is bout to much fur nee bodee
When 900 hundred years old you will be, look as good you will not
Ahhh – Yoda (FTW)
Bunny kix bunny kix!
Splortmograph registering a Skwee.oh. Plz to put on HGG and CHRG(wdoi) before looking directly into the snorgle.
Cum heer, kitteh, ai’ll halp u gets awl stratened awt!
am *ded* fromz de kyoot. OMG, teh luk on kitteh’s face is prycelez. Kitteh’s face say “Wai meh, CC?”
*Scoops up jords’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Nawt-secund tiem tihs gots sepratud frum teh splor locashun.
Fank u, Fank u KayKitteh! Yuz berri berri kynd!! Ai jus takz minut and cuddlz wif mai blankee befour ai haz de choclat and tee cuz de caffe…caffy…dat shtuff dat makez me nawt-sleepyz lowerz de kyoot resist.
diz izza cyuutist arseobburhedapalooza ai’v ebber seed!
*Scoops up jords’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
‘Tennshunn Ebbeewun!!!
Wii habbeeeng ‘Sploart!z Imploazzhunn’!
Fyndz CHRGz!!!
‘Sploart!z Imploazzhunn’ canz
beeez Cat~a~strawffikk!!! Veew diz
Bebbeh atz oawnz rissk!
Habz t3h CCCz
upz andz runneengz! Maykz shurr dayz
habz lawtza Dukkt Tayp!
Jack.
awsum Jack! *clappity clappity clappity*
Nawt tew wurry, teh Soaring Splort Support Skwad is awn teh jawb up thred a bit. Dis jawb gonna bee tew beeg fer the CCC aifinkso!
I agree….*clappity, clappity*…..and I like yur name, too….mai nawt-brudder hassa bebeh commin…..haz teh same name as yew.
Ai haz nebberf hadd CHRG. Ai kinz bye dem at teh Tie botik?? How menny munnies?
Ohai, Aynjelwaytz:
CHRGz arz
Chikkun Hedd Rubbur Glubz. Day
keepz Hedd frumz ‘sploadeeng
CHRGz canz
can beez fowndz atz Tye Booteek
andz cawstz no Munneez
Sum CHRGz
habz draweengz awn dem. Doze arz
cawwled CHRG(wdoi)
Jack.
*stawps @ bootik an pikks oop sum CHRGs.*
OOH!! Dis wun b havin draweengs awn it. *gwabs*
Nao, ware kin ai findz yur ducky taep?
Aww, baby kitteh, yu just lay dere an bii kyooot. I will bring yu noms.
Waaayyy too cyoot! Mah hed jus’ asploded!
*Scoops up’ muppet2171s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Presshus iz muxh liek kitteh ai gawt fur krismes just b4 ai wuz 10 yeerz owld. bruvvurz naimed hur “Lesalie” awn da wai hoam wif hur. she wuz mai bestist fren fur a lawng tiem. Wud ketch burdz, lizzurdz, goldfishez frun lady’s pawnd, bring dem awl hoam fur us. nd sally mandurs, du nawt furget da sally mandurz.
Ifinkso dat iz da bestest krismass prezzie EBBER!!
It shur wuz up til dat tiem at leest. She wud cum snorgul in mai bed nd drool nd maik biskitz nd mawm wud has tu warsh sheetz in owld rringur warsh musheen nd hang owt tu drai. She did nawt fink it wuz so grate . Wuz 2 big pine treez acrost strete wif blakburdz . Dey nawt liek hur nd wud divebom. alwaiz she haz scabz awn hur bak.but wun tiem she flip obur nd ketch da burd rite in da air.
Ded. Jes toetallee ded. Of da splort.
*Scoops up Jeditigger’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes forolee wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat possum.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Oooh, fanks! But whut if I luk at kitteh again? Will splort again!
Recummend happi goggie gogguls!
Double up on protextion!!! I finx I seez liddol pinkie toe pads unerneeef doz harey feet!
no hope…………… SPLORT!!!!!
*Scoops up luvscritter’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes forolee wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif polkee dawts awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat possum.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Fank yew for sayving me! Feel mutch betteh naw. (Sipping tee)
Oheck, ware’s teh dukky taype? **rap rap rap rap** Du nawt luk, du nawt luk, du nawt luk! **skweezes eyes berry titely** Ohai frenz, ai kinnawt sea hoos here, ai nawt luukin!
Odam, ai peaked. ***SPLORT***
**sayz weekly** No dukky taype iz strawng enuff…argh!
AACCCKK! PH iz down!!
*Runs in wif da portable CCC. Scoops up PH’z brains an washes dem wif sparkli lemming waters. Karefully paks dem bak intu da head cavity and replaces da brain bones. Oop lil piece missin. Wraps xtra strong, sparkli, ducky tape awl obber PH’s head. Puts awn Xtra strong CHRG wdoi. Karefully sits her down awn nyce cumfy couch an hands PH a chokolite martooni an chokolite possum*
Just sit heer an relax PH an du NAWT luk at da kyoot fur a few minutes.
*Scoops up parrothead’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes forolee wif saline*
*Putz dem caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif polkee dawts awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat possum.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
WOW! A dubblol reskyew! Fankees 3kittymomma and KayKitteh! Yu guise saybed my lyfe! **noms chokklit** Ai feal sew mush beddur nao!
dis kitteh maeks me hassa happy!
I also has a new happy
because I mite hassa new kitteh next week!!
*hopes Ceiling Cat is listening*
pree eem tiv conga rats Jeremy… ai hups yu ged teh kyoot kitteh an beh postin pikture sew weh canz sploort ober tehm
I be doin dat as soon as I has teh kitteh, aifinkso! Bery excited!!!!
Unbearable kitten kwetness! Kant breeve! Littul tiny fuzzbawl meks nees week!
Even tho I not haz splort, canz I cuddlz stoofed baby otter? If nawt, I muss krise….
Hear u go, Holly, u can borrow my bebbeh pegnwin for snorgles.
SKWEEEEEEE!!! TEENY HANDFUL OF SPLORTESSENCE!!!!
TEH FLOOF!! TEH EERS!! TEEH TEENEE FEETSES!!!
*think of litturbocvks think of litturbocks think of liturbocks think of litTUL KYOOT ITTUL BITTUL UPSIDE DOWN TUMMEEEEEEEEeee
*splort*
Hmm, this is mai nawt sekund tyme dribin teh CCC. Ai hopes ai getz it rite.
*Suks up teh Dufffy braynes wif a dust buster*
*Pors teh braynes in a brayne shapy jelo mold and puts in freezer*
*Gathurs up teh hedbone bitz an puts dem in da dishwashur*
*Wates pashuntly fur dishwashur to finish*
*Puts teh frozen jello mold brayne bak into teh noggin*
*ducky tapes the kleen shiney hedbones bak togethur*
*ducky tapes a fresh CHRG on wif teh scotty flag on it*
Ai does it rite?
Dat b an egg salad resQ!!!
u gitz bone us poyntz fur originality!!
Oh, Kurt! Fankee fankee!! Is verrah nise to have brayn-shape brayne insted of potato-sallid shape brane!!!
Um…I has a littul hedake like when I eets teh Slurpee tu fast…what dat called? Oh yes. Brane freeze.
I bettur maek sum T. Earl Grey, hot.
*slllluuuuurrrrrp*
Dats better.
I lurve teh Scotty flag too. Whut is it for?
Hey…..dat was a Star Trek reference….right?
Yesh, I issa Trekkie.
Wowee! A lolku for CHRGz! If we had a noospapur dis wud be grate for advurtisement if we had advurtisemunts!
*tee-hee* yup.
I issa trekki too but I also is a scot. among uther fings.
I forgetted to be givin yoo teh hot choklit. wood hab halped wif da brayne freez. go eezy tho causz yoo do not want teh brayne too thaw owt fur a cupple hours
teh scotty flag is thar so peeples who arnt lukky enuf to be scottish can at leest pretend.
*apppaws apppaws fur Kurt*
Bery nicly dun Kurt, yuz beinz a nateral at teh uniquesplorteknique!
ooh, a brayn-shaypd jello mold!! ifinkso tahts a much-needed addishun to teh CCC!
Ai bringed a ship-mint of choklit possims an chrg’s whoo’s gunna sine for thems?
I’ll taking dem!!!!
*sinez “CweenMJ” on deh sineing fingy
*offloadz deh CHRGz and chokklit possumz intu deh CCC.
Dhere it b awl restokkt adn reddy fur deh neggst kewt pixor!
I don’ wanna splort
giv me a bandarrera to cover ma aies
*handz jerseybarb a beyuutoful bluz bandarrera* der u goes, ai hopes it helpzes pertect frum de splort. Bees berri muhch cayrful, des kitteh es a tret to nashonal securty wif itz levl of kyootz.
Awww, that is one cute kitteh!
ohhhh noeeess…..kurst cyoote kitteh….tuu kyoote.. buhts eyeez r stuhk…hailps
Must… resist… teh kewt…
Oh, it’s no use. *snorgle snorgle kiss kiss*
Do ennybuddy has a eggstra CHRG?
*splortz* pls to send eggstra chokklit fer low blud shuger too, kthxlvubai.
uhoh
*does teh kwik splort cleanzup*
*washin teh brayns wif ta sparkly wader*
*pudem in teh uzeful brayn-shaypd jello mold dat kurt browt*
*puddem in teh qwik freez freezer*
*poppin it outta teh mold an intu barboidz kranium*
*shynin up teh skull partz all nice an shynee*
*putten tehm in teh proper paces*
*uzin lawtz uv duky tape, yellow like a duky*
*fluffin nice pillow and floofy bankets fur yu*
*gibs yu hot chokklit fur teh brayn freez*
*an sum eggstra possumz dat jus arribed*
naow yu rezt heer wif yur chokklit tillz yu feelz strung enuff fer tu subibin teh splortz
owwieaoww, my hairz got sticked in teh taips. ai used tunz of ducky taips to keepz on teh CHRG! owwiwowwwooowwieee, but iz ok, ai no splort lolz!!!!!
ohnoes!!!! mai heart iz try to splort, what iz proce..prosee…. what iz ai do?
Borro tayp frm Mrs Duck, and rap rap rap yr chest, aifinkso!
okay, borroz tayp and rap, rap, rapz mai chest. stay in heart, stay in!!
it’s tuff!
this one is a defcon 5 on teh cyootness scale!
ferray naaze . ah lark der pieectar.
awwwwww cyoooootness ovalode
Days call dat kitteh phat…
Are you guys kidding me?!? It’s like a whole other language. My brain is hurting trying to read all of this. LOL Nice guys!
Nothing escapes the center of a black hole…not even kittehs.
2 cute 2 be 4reel
i help support kitten! dun worry, kitten, i will protect you from being crushed by your cuteness. this process will involve a lot of cuddles. and smoos. and petting.