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mah tummy has a happy
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u mai rub it!
*looks supishush*
*raises one eyebrow*
izzit a trap?
mebbeh… but wuddint et bees totlolleh wurf et?
cormgrats anneh
hai Siobhan. ai had greeted ew on teh last lol, butt (snerk) ai didn’t keep up and see that we were already on the next one! Sew, tu repeet. Tihs girl iz fine and hopin ew are too!
Thx fur teh congrats, siobhan!
conga rats awn teh Nawt sekkund!
ai haz a kwestiun – hao r yu sew fast?
Ai’m nawt sayin!
she seams liek sew fast masheen!
Plz tew start a dojo an teech us teh wai ob teh nawt sekkund? Yu kin maeks us waers silly ninja cawstoom an stand awn wun paw awl dai.
Ai haz no seekrit wai, eggsept nowin wen teh pikchoor chaynjis.
i maed you a goodie, but i eated it
it maed me happi
u cn haz nxt 1
u aer berry jenner Rous to cher. fangs.
I can has contentments!
… adn mebbe a breff mint, nowz.
toona-flavrd, plz
Naow ai wud lyke sum chin skratchies, pls! kthx!
Scritches the kittehs chin~
oh fankies catslave! haow u is today?
I iz fine.. Has to find a gnu place to lib though. teh pleh managment heer duz nawt want ew regnu my lease. at teh end ub dis munf.
I haz a sad.:(
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ai hatz teh muv, ai hopez yu fin eben bedder homz fer yu sew iz bein wurf it aihopezo
Gud luk Catslave! Moobing is teh pleh butt! Ai hopes U findzez an even betterer plaise, wif an egg salad view!
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Dat troolee suks! Stoopee manijmint – grrrrrr! *hed
batsbelts stoopee manijmint awl teh wae tu Krismaus an bak agin*Ai hoeps yu finds teh bestist hoem ob yur dreems!
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A funneh in mye tummy!
had a rumbbly in mai tummy befoar! Nawt any moar !
U had a rumbbly, but u eated it?
A funneh ‘on’ mye tummeh!
scritches teh kittehs tummeh and den behynd teh ears as well.
Dis kitteh iz teh sew kewtimus!
an wifowt any furver ado:
******SPLORT*****
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up lm’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Woops! Dublol resque. Didnot meens tew interfeers wif yr resque anni! Oh, an conga rats on furvvest frum last.
Thx BDM! Nebber mynd abowt teh dubblol reskew – iz beddur dan leebin sumwun splortid wivowt halp!
Dis beh teh troo!
Oh noes, lunarmommy has splortified!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures lunarmommy will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on lunarmommy*
*carefullee lifts up lunarmommy, wrapps lunarmommy inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, lunarmommy here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
fank yooz, anni an BDM. i needz all teh help i kan getting.
duz teh CCC habbing any spare unclaymed brayn cells (gud wurking wuns) taht i kan haz?
Wun of teh ad ver teezers on tihs sight sells tehm (can nawt bemember whish wun). Ai keep a spair n mai car.
yesh, yesh, it wazzz sew gud
i KAN beleev i ated teh whole fing!!
(old alky-seltzer commurshul, “i cant beleeve i eeted teh hole fing.” man in commershul a lot less happy tahn dis kitteh.)
taht iz a bery kyoot happycat face
yes it iz Kitteh iz contentified!
yup they must beh wurkin awn teh site, iz bein a liddle goofy neowz.
Yep, Aifinkso – no profielz an no favrit buttuns awn teh “Upcomin” payjis.
ai gotten inz mai profile.. ai seez sum changez ai fink ai liek.. iz neow habbin tabz fur: mai piks, all piks, catz, dogz, oder aminalz, newz, celebz, objectz, sportz an vibeo gamz
purdy nifty
oops, datz under teh lol and lolcat builder page… nawt profile page
Teh profiels has cum bakk!
lul, thats clever
and funny lol
made me pee mi pants
soundz like you need a flanik
happehs awl rounded….rounded lyke teh kitteh tummeh!!!!!
Ai wanna SNORGLE HIM/HUR!!!!!
*Hands AC a snorgle snorkle*
Go for it mate!
glad is not jus me, got no favs, fail uploder no work, dunno if I eben signed in
is ok, is fixed noa.
wasnt jus me had probem tho, so gess dey wos fixin up sumink wen i wos ere las time
ai sended tehm a emaowl about teh “see lolz” link under peowplez pikturez nawt wurkin. Am bein surz dey fixez it soon
ai gotted wurd back on tis frum teh cheezez.. tey are wurkin awn teh problem so iz awl gud.
Oarnjj Tukksee Kitteh
waytz lawwwwwng tyme 4 speshshull Nomz.
Maykz tummee happee!
Oarnjj Tukksee Kitteh
lubz wen hurz tummee’z happee,
‘cuz den hurz happee!
Oarnjj Tukksee Kitteh
wawntz fynull ingreedee~unt.
Lawwwwwng sloaw Belleh Rubz!
Jack.
lawwwwng sloaw Belleh Rubz soundin reawy gudz about neow
Ennee minit naow I falls over bakwurds wif all mah feets in teh ayre.
an tehn my hoomins will try to belleh-rubz me an i will attak!!1!!
*shhh – dats a sekrit plan. gigglol *
Hand me taht snorgle snorkel – Ai’s goin in!
O hai guise. Does anyone know whut went on in my manshun over teh weekend? I was away on official catburglar business and came back to find the place a shambles. There is a barely legible scrawled note that says “Eet was Mick!” but I don’t see how that’s possible since Mick has been away for several days getting his lips “done” and isn’t due back yet.
Oh, and if u see my phlonquais, tell him to start cleaning. I’ll be reviewing teh survaylence tapes. kthxwhutamess
May bee it wuz a differnt Mick?
Good point, but unlikely. My phlonquais knoes to not let any Mick on teh premises without my prior written and interpretive-danced approval.
*has a puzzled*
I’m sure I don’t know, but there were suome Roos partying on mai street Saturday night, and they left a hyoooge mess … maybe they travelled with a southness?
Hmmmmwell, it’s possible. I cannot imagine that my phlonquais would let THEM on teh premises either, and if they overwhelmed him he would have activated teh alarm on his speshul phlonquais bracelet.
Where IS that piggeh, anyways?
whut happeneded tew the sekurity weezlolz? iz they awf on vacation or sumfing?
I donot officially sanction teh weezlols. GP claims to be able to work wif them but they is not on my payroll.
Last I saw uv deh weesulz, dey wuz kavorting in deh bublol filled fowntin.
ZOMG!!!11!1! Look at teh mess in Cheezland! What went on here?
MAH tummeh is teh empteh!
O there us is, piggeh. Did u see this mess? Whut in Ceiling Cat’s name happened here?
“I’ll watch teh manshun, LCB” u sed.
“No unauthorized people, places or things will be allowed in” u sed.
“I’ll just play quietly on my Gameboi” u sed.
“Whut could go rong?” u sed.
Hmph!
* sits awn porch nomming pork scratchings *
* shrug * huh? whut? ai donut no WHUT yu meens! ebberyfing wus fyne lass thyme ai lukked…
When was teh last time u looked? When u had ur job innerview?
All my priceless Mung vases is teh smashified, all teh shinys and breakys from teh manlol piece is teh smasheded and rooned, and teh hole month’s supply of pork scratchings I was saving for u is teh missing!
U finish ur snack then get a cloth to start cleaning all that up. I’m gonna go have some lunch and watch teh survaylence videos.
uh huh… yesh… ai’ll git rite awn taht…
rite affer ai maeks a littlol nownsmint… ware yu has bin aneewai??? Ai has had tu du awl ob teh orgaminising bai myselfs agen!
O, adn teh sir baylunts bideos… umm, aifinkso ai sordid Mick dooing sumfing wib dose…
Now, piggeh. U knoes I was at teh Organizized Event for Organizized Organizizers Whut Organizize Events. Teh scheduling was a flook. But I learned lotsandlots of organizizing tips and I even brang u back a gift bag.
Which I will withhold until we get to teh bottom of this mess.
*settles down to watch teh survaylence videos that was streamed directly to iTutch*
*wispers*
we has sekritly switched LCB’s survaylance tapes with teh Chip N Dales Firemens Revue! let’s see if she notices.
*Fais Paw*
We won’t b seeing hur agin fur a weeeeek weeek weeeeeeek!!!
*putz sum pork scratchingz in a bowl on LCBz porch.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz.
Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Sorry to innerupt mi cween, doen furget tu fren da birfday fairy sows wii can pardee on der birfday.
Oh yes, dat b gud info, tu!!
yup iz bein bery gud site aifinkso! Ah founded it bery edjumicationalz! especially teh legends and lore secton
othx fur awl yur hardz wurk mai Queen, iz bein bery appreciaded
{{{{KLWU}}}} Fankeez fur deh kind wurdz.
*haza big prowd fur geddin Cween hugz, happitayl and sum prancinz in a cirkle*
yur bery welcum!
Ai sekund dis emoshun adn as a kwite noo-bee rayse mai glarse to teh gud helfs ov awl teh cheezpeeps ebberyware hoo iz makin lyfe juss taht much happee-er
Cheeez
cahnt….resist….must….snorgle….happie…..kitteh…..
*SNORGLESNORGLESNORGLE*
Mai tern! gimmeegimmeegimmee taht snorgle snorkul!
Skweeeeee! Skweeeee!
S-p-l-o-r-t
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up,
*kleened adn returnded 2
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee,
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
oh noes! D.R is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts D.R. in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
*whispurrs* btw – has ennywun seen Rosina latly? I’m running low on the majiklol splort recubereh eliksir…..
Than ku Cween and Nenne
Nao I’z twice as safe
* scamper scamper scamper *
* Unfurls HYOOGE banner across teh Cheezland Safareh Park gates *
“W.C.H.B.C.F.R.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”
Heer awn teh 31nd Oargust
6AM Cheezthyme!!!
Iz it dhe
Wii Can Haz Benefit Consert For Releef uf deh Stoopy Pleh Reel Life Syndrome, Oh Yesh, Yesh, Yesh!!
ohai mai cween!
is u interested in mabbeh doing a song?
I has an idea I can emayo to you if u is!
*chekkz appointment kalendar.*
Yes, I finso I kin skwoosh a kuppla poiyntmintz tugezzer adn fit in a purrformintz.
ok, I has scented you an emayo!
recd adn ansered!
oooh, tahts a gud gess!! i gotted teh “We Can Haz” an teh “Oh Yesh Yesh Yesh” bits, but teh rest iz a miss tree.
ai still tink it sais “We Can Haz Bakon Cheezburger”
I has a jealous. I’m soooo hungry!
Mebbee deh Guinness Piggeh will share himz pork skratchinz wif u.

mebbee, but I wudn’t kownt on it.
ai haz sum watermellon left ober frum teh lazt lolz, iz bein seedless ifin you want sum
…But mah armz has a sad ’cause Munny-grubbin hoomans think disablin deeformateez iz “kute”
???
Ai’m wif yu in dis cawnfyooshins, KLWF.
Aifinkso Souris may be referrin to teh “Munchkin” kittehs bred for teh short legz adn general littlolnesses?? Maybe thought this was one ovvem becaws teh arms look odd? (Arms do look a lil short an twisty but it myte be juss teh camera anglol, yesh/no?)
*Lolspeak off*
According to what little I’ve read about them, Munchkin cats like to sit up like this one is doing, and the overall look would fit that breed. Supposedly the mutation that gives the Munchkins their short legs doesn’t cause the back troubles that the analogous dog mutation does (e.g. in Corgis and dachshunds); so I don’t know whether it’s fair to call it a disabling deformity–any cheezpeeps have Munchkins? Do the cats get all frustrated ’cause they can’t jump as high or anything? As long as they’re indoor critters anyway, and not having to defend themselves from dogs & hostile cats, the short legs might not be a big hassle.
ahhh ok tath maeks moer cense tu meh neow
hoomanz beh doinz awl kins uv funneh stuffs wif teh goggiez naow tehy doinz it tu teh kittehz?
if iz disableinz tehn ai dun agree wif taht…weh dun needz tu get teh helf problemz wif teh kittehz taht sum goggiehz hav cauze uv pour breedenz
I’d never even heard of “Munchkin cats.”
This to me looked like the “Twisty Kats” that are bred in such a way that they cannot stand on their front two paws and thus sit up like that most of the time, and have to hop around on their hind legs.
well afder reding up on tose, taht certianly is a very strange oddidy and I dun’t agree wif breeding fur taht awn purrpose (or teh poly cats either really) But tis wouldn’t be teh nawt sekund time hoomanz didz sumfing liek taht… sum kittehz wur bredz fur tehr odd luks wifowt tinkin whut probems be comminz wif it.. iz sad butt(!) tru fact uv hoomanz strange behavoirz wen breedzin petz
Thanks for the follow-up, Souris. I had never heard of Twisty Kats before and I can certainly understand your concern.
awwww, dis kitteh made me haz a happee eben tho mai tummeh is not having a happytayle kind ub day. or week. pleh
but *schmoo* fur da kitteh! so kyoot!
Trying to keep hooman calm. Hiz new boss at new company iz mean – make staff bring in there own stationary, coffee, milk and bin linerz(!) Hooman wantz hold bozz out of window by hiz ankels but needz job so we can have housey and noms. Smudgie say STAY CALM! I cheer him ups by tramping on tummee and tellz him how much he smell like toona – not sure dis wurking tho.
U doin a grate jawb smudgie – pettin teh kittehs iz gud furr teh blud pereshur. Yur hooman carm down prettee sune aifinkso.
I wud bring in Hello Kitty stashunairy.
or Mickey Mouse station eyrie to subtly inform customers/clients just what kind of extablishment adn manage mint thhey can has dealings whif.
.
but srsly, BIN LINERS??!? can you get sum dat be indicating toxic waste and/or radioactive disposal?
pea ess: adorable smudgie, keep up da good werk keeping yr hyuman clam. alsew, send ‘im here- is gud the rupy.
btw, where is yr human? i figger not frm around here from teh usage “bin liner”. j’ust curious, chew know hao kittehs’ aer.
hai n tank you – my hooman in London, Engerland. he not bad fer a hooman. aifinkso.
Ohai Smudgie! Plz tell yur hoomin aim glad he gotz teh new job an hoap he kan surbibe teh silly boss!
cawfee an milks ai cahn maybee unnerstan butt (!) bin liners? dose r wat wii ‘merikans cawl trash bahgs rite? u haz tew breeng ur own trash bahgs tew wurks?
*passes over bin liners full 0 non re sigh clay bulls for smudgie’s hyuman to take in twerk*
here, dey now be *your* bin liners and aer therefore conforming to da bosseses orders.
you’re quite welcome, no need for fangs.
Tanks evereewun, am getting a little wurried as he now has watchez Taxi Driver 8 times in a row….
Smudgie…trun on teh sqwakiy noizy bawx ( teh TB) gibs him a kan ub beeeeer adn a pizza and meebbeh juan ub tehm gurly magz. dat usually calmz the hoomanz down!
Ai just gotz bak frum lunch-noms wif de wurk-team kittehs an dis pictur purrfekly sumz up de yumz we had.
Fank u fank u fur de lolcatz post – iz makinz mai tanku emale berri berri ezy tu do. Plus, ifn ai bzy wit teh writins of de tankus, ai can no be ovr-drawn intoo de kyootz off teh kitteh…no timez tu be goinz splort!
mah day is now happeh!!!!
tis is soooo cute n funny! I just had a happy!!!
I haz a happi too!
Hoping guud happeeen fo mi.
hahah looks like a buddha!
My tummy is always happy!!!
I haz a happy cuz i just ate a bagel wif tomatoez on it wif cweam cheese.
My tummy is happys becuse i eated the chessebourger
i jus ated a cheezburger! mah tummy has a happy too!
>.< so oulikies!!