Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only

 

« Previous | Next »


mah tummy



funny pictures of cats with captions

mah tummy has a happy

u musta hadz sum pancaeks.

Picture by: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v465/7. Caption by: fairybug via Advanced Lol Builder

» Recaption This

» See All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

» 137 comments

  1. sweetpea says:

    i maed you a goodie, but i eated it

  2. fuzz on the concept says:

    I can has contentments!

  3. tessm says:

    Naow ai wud lyke sum chin skratchies, pls! kthx!

  4. Tribble says:

    A funneh in mye tummy!

  5. catslave says:

    scritches teh kittehs tummeh and den behynd teh ears as well.

  6. palinsc says:

    Dis kitteh iz teh sew kewtimus!

  7. lunarmommy says:

    an wifowt any furver ado:

    ******SPLORT*****

    • annipuss says:

      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep up lm’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

    • Oh noes, lunarmommy has splortified!

      *wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
      Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
      *sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
      *washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
      *gives up…figures lunarmommy will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
      *pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
      *adjust, pattee patt*
      dere
      *puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
      Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
      QWAK!
      Fangs Ms. Duck.
      *puts a CHRG on lunarmommy*
      *carefullee lifts up lunarmommy, wrapps lunarmommy inna cheezpeeps blankie*
      Here, lunarmommy here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!

    • lunarmommy says:

      fank yooz, anni an BDM. i needz all teh help i kan getting.

      duz teh CCC habbing any spare unclaymed brayn cells (gud wurking wuns) taht i kan haz?

  8. dacatwizard says:

    yesh, yesh, it wazzz sew gud

    • lunarmommy says:

      i KAN beleev i ated teh whole fing!!

      (old alky-seltzer commurshul, “i cant beleeve i eeted teh hole fing.” man in commershul a lot less happy tahn dis kitteh.)

  9. taht iz a bery kyoot happycat face :)

  10. yup they must beh wurkin awn teh site, iz bein a liddle goofy neowz.

  11. JO wUlF says:

    lul, thats clever :) and funny lol :) made me pee mi pants :)

  12. zelkina says:

    happehs awl rounded….rounded lyke teh kitteh tummeh!!!!!

  13. develish1 says:

    glad is not jus me, got no favs, fail uploder no work, dunno if I eben signed in

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Oarnjj Tukksee Kitteh
    waytz lawwwwwng tyme 4 speshshull Nomz.
    Maykz tummee happee!

    Oarnjj Tukksee Kitteh
    lubz wen hurz tummee’z happee,
    ‘cuz den hurz happee!

    Oarnjj Tukksee Kitteh
    wawntz fynull ingreedee~unt.
    Lawwwwwng sloaw Belleh Rubz! :-)

    Jack.

  15. Duffy says:

    Ennee minit naow I falls over bakwurds wif all mah feets in teh ayre.

  16. Ambercat says:

    Hand me taht snorgle snorkel – Ai’s goin in!

  17. O hai guise. Does anyone know whut went on in my manshun over teh weekend? I was away on official catburglar business and came back to find the place a shambles. There is a barely legible scrawled note that says “Eet was Mick!” but I don’t see how that’s possible since Mick has been away for several days getting his lips “done” and isn’t due back yet.

    Oh, and if u see my phlonquais, tell him to start cleaning. I’ll be reviewing teh survaylence tapes. kthxwhutamess

  18. cweenmj says:

    Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.

    Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz.
    Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!

    I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.

    .
    Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez. :mrgreen:
    .
    Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!

    u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.

    *handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
    *klinkee glassez!
    Cheez!!

  19. bluesfan473 says:

    cahnt….resist….must….snorgle….happie…..kitteh…..

    *SNORGLESNORGLESNORGLE*

  20. mezzomom says:

    Mai tern! gimmeegimmeegimmee taht snorgle snorkul!

  21. D.R. says:

    Skweeeeee! Skweeeee! :)

    S-p-l-o-r-t

    • cweenmj says:

      *Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
      *It b bat tree operated.*
      *Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up,
      *kleened adn returnded 2
      *deh kraniul kabitee.*
      *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
      *Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee,
      *a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
      *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
      ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
      *flyz owt agin*

    • Nennepus says:

      oh noes! D.R is down!!!
      *runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
      *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
      *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
      *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
      *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
      *Puts D.R. in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
      *whispurrs* btw – has ennywun seen Rosina latly? I’m running low on the majiklol splort recubereh eliksir…..

    • D.R. says:

      Than ku Cween and Nenne

      Nao I’z twice as safe :)

  22. * scamper scamper scamper *

    * Unfurls HYOOGE banner across teh Cheezland Safareh Park gates *

    “W.C.H.B.C.F.R.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”
    Heer awn teh 31nd Oargust
    6AM Cheezthyme!!!

  23. Ms B ♥ says:

    I has a jealous. I’m soooo hungry!

  24. Souris says:

    …But mah armz has a sad ’cause Munny-grubbin hoomans think disablin deeformateez iz “kute”

      • nicewitch says:

        Ai’m wif yu in dis cawnfyooshins, KLWF.

        • Lungdoc says:

          Aifinkso Souris may be referrin to teh “Munchkin” kittehs bred for teh short legz adn general littlolnesses?? Maybe thought this was one ovvem becaws teh arms look odd? (Arms do look a lil short an twisty but it myte be juss teh camera anglol, yesh/no?) :-?

          • Lungdoc says:

            *Lolspeak off*
            According to what little I’ve read about them, Munchkin cats like to sit up like this one is doing, and the overall look would fit that breed. Supposedly the mutation that gives the Munchkins their short legs doesn’t cause the back troubles that the analogous dog mutation does (e.g. in Corgis and dachshunds); so I don’t know whether it’s fair to call it a disabling deformity–any cheezpeeps have Munchkins? Do the cats get all frustrated ’cause they can’t jump as high or anything? As long as they’re indoor critters anyway, and not having to defend themselves from dogs & hostile cats, the short legs might not be a big hassle. :-?

            • ahhh ok tath maeks moer cense tu meh neow :)

              hoomanz beh doinz awl kins uv funneh stuffs wif teh goggiez naow tehy doinz it tu teh kittehz?

              if iz disableinz tehn ai dun agree wif taht…weh dun needz tu get teh helf problemz wif teh kittehz taht sum goggiehz hav cauze uv pour breedenz

            • Souris says:

              I’d never even heard of “Munchkin cats.”
              This to me looked like the “Twisty Kats” that are bred in such a way that they cannot stand on their front two paws and thus sit up like that most of the time, and have to hop around on their hind legs.

              • well afder reding up on tose, taht certianly is a very strange oddidy and I dun’t agree wif breeding fur taht awn purrpose (or teh poly cats either really) But tis wouldn’t be teh nawt sekund time hoomanz didz sumfing liek taht… sum kittehz wur bredz fur tehr odd luks wifowt tinkin whut probems be comminz wif it.. iz sad butt(!) tru fact uv hoomanz strange behavoirz wen breedzin petz :(

              • Lungdoc says:

                Thanks for the follow-up, Souris. I had never heard of Twisty Kats before and I can certainly understand your concern.

  25. Mitts says:

    awwww, dis kitteh made me haz a happee eben tho mai tummeh is not having a happytayle kind ub day. or week. pleh :( but *schmoo* fur da kitteh! so kyoot!

  26. Trying to keep hooman calm. Hiz new boss at new company iz mean – make staff bring in there own stationary, coffee, milk and bin linerz(!) Hooman wantz hold bozz out of window by hiz ankels but needz job so we can have housey and noms. Smudgie say STAY CALM! I cheer him ups by tramping on tummee and tellz him how much he smell like toona – not sure dis wurking tho.

    • miniminsmum says:

      U doin a grate jawb smudgie – pettin teh kittehs iz gud furr teh blud pereshur. Yur hooman carm down prettee sune aifinkso.

    • cweenmj says:

      :shock: Staff needz tu provide dhere own stashunairy?!?!?!?

      I wud bring in Hello Kitty stashunairy. :twisted:

      • mary0spockn says:

        or Mickey Mouse station eyrie to subtly inform customers/clients just what kind of extablishment adn manage mint thhey can has dealings whif.
        .
        but srsly, BIN LINERS??!? can you get sum dat be indicating toxic waste and/or radioactive disposal?

        • mary0spockn says:

          pea ess: adorable smudgie, keep up da good werk keeping yr hyuman clam. alsew, send ‘im here- is gud the rupy.
          btw, where is yr human? i figger not frm around here from teh usage “bin liner”. j’ust curious, chew know hao kittehs’ aer.

    • AfriCat says:

      Ohai Smudgie! Plz tell yur hoomin aim glad he gotz teh new job an hoap he kan surbibe teh silly boss!

      • bluesfan473 says:

        cawfee an milks ai cahn maybee unnerstan butt (!) bin liners? dose r wat wii ‘merikans cawl trash bahgs rite? u haz tew breeng ur own trash bahgs tew wurks?

        • mary0spockn says:

          :shock: hmmm. duz teh boss specify teh bin liners to be empT? bright :idea:
          *passes over bin liners full 0 non re sigh clay bulls for smudgie’s hyuman to take in twerk*
          here, dey now be *your* bin liners and aer therefore conforming to da bosseses orders.
          you’re quite welcome, no need for fangs.

    • catslave says:

      Smudgie…trun on teh sqwakiy noizy bawx ( teh TB) gibs him a kan ub beeeeer adn a pizza and meebbeh juan ub tehm gurly magz. dat usually calmz the hoomanz down!

  27. jords says:

    Ai just gotz bak frum lunch-noms wif de wurk-team kittehs an dis pictur purrfekly sumz up de yumz we had.

    Fank u fank u fur de lolcatz post – iz makinz mai tanku emale berri berri ezy tu do. Plus, ifn ai bzy wit teh writins of de tankus, ai can no be ovr-drawn intoo de kyootz off teh kitteh…no timez tu be goinz splort!

  28. DD says:

    mah day is now happeh!!!!

  29. Rachel says:

    tis is soooo cute n funny! I just had a happy!!! :D

  30. Brooke says:

    I haz a happi too!

  31. carotte says:

    Hoping guud happeeen fo mi.

  32. pho queen says:

    hahah looks like a buddha!

  33. My tummy is always happy!!!

  34. carrots says:

    I haz a happy cuz i just ate a bagel wif tomatoez on it wif cweam cheese.

  35. My tummy is happys becuse i eated the chessebourger

  36. cathy says:

    i jus ated a cheezburger! mah tummy has a happy too!

  37. Danmew says:

    >.< so oulikies!!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Newsletter Sign-up