Sister Mary Frances kitteh suspekts U have impure thots
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I saw wut yew wuz thinkin……
Yay Mitts, at teh tawp ov teh brayde
*gasp*
I haz a nawt sekkund???? I has neber eber EBER had a nawt sekkund!!!!
*dansdansdansepicdans*
Conga-rats mai fellow nawt-sekkund posters
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Concatchulashuns on yer nawt-sekund nawt-sekund!
congrats on ur first top spot, Mitts!
*warshes skwirrlee’s mouf owt wif sope fur saying teh “F” wurd*
It’s only not a loud when u is teh first poster!
*skwirts Dawn in DK’s mouf*
Nawt 2 b skwirtin teh Dawn–the peeps taht makes it still dus teh aminal testin..
dang. that’s harsh.
**Substitoots Dawn wif Palmolive**
Madge: Yor soakin’ init.
*looks at paws, front n back*
but (!) my paws, they feel so soff!
Softens hands while yew do teh dishes.
Ai lub dat line.
My SELHB syndrome. Let me show it tew yew.
um. SELHB, -, Sciences Engineering Library, Herbarium? you got one 0 doze to show me?
adn if you do, can we Annex it on to da mary0spockn Liberry and Litter Acey Readin Room?
Dammit awl!!!1! Ai iz bein’ moderated. Lemme try uhgin.
stoppy ess wurd
Ai nawt fink dat uh Seksist, Egotistical, Lyin’, Hypocritical, Bigot wuld hab duh kind ob reading material yew wuld want in your liberry.
Mehbe if Hustler ran an articlol ’bout teh singularity liek atrakshun dat sillycone haz awn the male perswayshun.
oh, madge. you’ve cure’d my pointy enz! adn doze siwy hyumanz no need to wash da dishes, cause i lik dem up, all nice n eezy.
(voice over)
Paw m’0live: soffens paws while you do dishes.
dis cawls fur speshul sillybrashuns, aifinkso. Iz you in, miniminsmum?
Iz in Mitts, dat’s furr shure! – adn palinsc, jajeh, pjperry adn archangel, congra rats to yu too. Hoo noes teh wai to teh tybootik?
yippee. a happee tayle dans fur us. MMM, Mitts, and palinsc join paws and twirl, sashay, lef paw in, lef paw out. turn around and shake it awl about!
nawt to forget Jajeh, pj, and archangel! kum joyn in yous guyz!
Fank oo!
* joins concatchulashuns conga-conga line *
Wee-hoo!!!!! Partay for Mitts! Congrats to yoo for teh Tawp Spawt! *dantzes in spite of teh heet and hoomidity*
Conga-rats, Mitts!!!1!
*onlee duz finger dans acuz ob teh heet n hoomidity*
Mai dotter hasta wurks in teh kitchen at a local pub tonite, loading n unloading teh dishwasher. O teh hyooj manitee!
wai tu go! wootwoot! *startz dandancin wit a happy tayl*
congarats Mitts! Heer com teh dansin rats tew sillybrate!
conga conga conga!
conga conga conga!
wai hay!!
*conga rats sashay in wiv trays of sordid drinkees, alkolik adn non-alkolik to sute awl taystes, adn teh finga-fuds for nomming, cheez straws, n cheez puffs, n cheez onastik wif pyneapel, n littlol vejees fur dippin in teh dips, unyon, garlik, stong n spysee chilly dip*
Ebberybuddy join in n halp yurrseffs!
Yiss, nawt sekund nawt sekund iz berry speshul! Congratshumalayshuns, Mitts!
dis wuz gud timing fur a nawt sekund nawt sekund….mai tummeh is habin a pleh kind ub dai, makin me hab a pleh kind ub dai. but now I haz a happee and am tryin to make mai tummeh haz a happee by drinkin mai fabrit drinksy – coke zero wif vanilla! nummy!!!
yay on yor nawt sekund nawt sekund!! iz a graet feeling!! i wuz heer for more tahn a yeer before i gotted mine – iz very eggsiting! hope yor pleh tummy feelz better soon.
Do nawt appruve
its a habit. get it? a habit? like a nun’s habit? hello? is this thing on?
*snort*
Na-ah. no impure thots here
Ai hab onlee deh purrist tawts! Dey awl be bouts kittehs!
NAWT amused!
And she will scratch them out of your memory….
Her wull ask CC 2 punish u!
Her will pray to CC to forgive yu …
Pass me teh snorgle snorkel! Saints forgiv me, I’m going in!
*handz gremlin protektive gear.
Heer, ur gonna needing dis!!!!
*dons protektive gear; dives into floof* AAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh!
O noes hoap u didn’t furrgit teh lyfejakit.
*stans up on tippytows to try to see gremlin in teh depe floof*
Gremin…can yu here miii, greeeeemliiiiiin, u ok in tehre?
*mmmpppppphhhhh!* Sawree, mmppph I kin mmmpph barely tawk mmmppphh thru awl this flooommmmmppppppph!
*mayks happeh purring sownds*
O she’z ok in der, nawt needin teh reskue fyremenz!
Shee seez heckfyre an breemstone in ur future!
I tink she tot me Engrish…
Sisturr Kitteh knoez
awll and seez awll. Eeben fottz
dat no wun can seez
Sissturr Kitteh needz
a bell oarz roazaree so
peepz knoez she’z ‘rowndz!
Sissturr Kitteh no
habz ‘poazibbill fumbz. No canz
sweengz hurtee roolurr!
Sissturr Kitteh stillz
susseptibbill 2 Belleh
Rubbinz andz Snoargillz
Jack.
Tee-hee! I nevur hads a teecher susseptibublol to billeh rubbins an snoarglin!! Whut a thot!!
OMCC, just add a bell adn itz Muzzer Saint Phillipa! Ai hazza scared!
Stern kitteh disaprovs uv ur sheenannygins!
You know, I went to Catholic school, none of my teachers were like this…
wut – none were sturn but floofeh? an easileh wun ober with a belly rub?!? or som toona?
stranje… very stranje…
nope, no fluff in sight
Your penance includes taking a nap in a sunbeem on a chair.
*goez in search uv sunbeam.
Dat kleers away awl deh bad tawts fer shur!
**cowrs douwn lo**
preeeas, i didntz meeen tu thawts it.
teh CCC wull pruuffs iez didntz.
Cahn Sister Mary Elolphant bee far behynd?
“Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUT UP!!!!!”
Cheech n Chong FTW!
Young man, give me that knife!
BF! Yew is clairbouyant!
Yew predicted Sister Mary Elolphant’s behind in the neggst lol aifinkso.
Ai haz tu go tu teh kan, man!
Funnee thing – anywun hu says cats don have fashiul eckspresshuns just has to compare dis kitteh wit teh last wun. Camra angle is similar, but expresshun is totully differment!!!
yor so riet!! kittehs KAN smilol
or not 
depeding on how tehy feels!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Coracat, Xina, Heatherdroppinload, an Raingods an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy cakes, buttery yellow cake wif crunchy topping an fresh froot an wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny party hats, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, remote control boblol-hed kitteh dolls, kandee, an blak velvit colur-it-yorself alien posters wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oooooooo,
happeh, happeh birfday cheezfrens deer!
happeh daze will cumes 2 yoo awl yeer,
iffn eye had won wish, denn it wood bee,
a happeh, happeh, burfday 2 yoo
(Coracat, Xina, Heatherdroppinload, an Raingods)
frum miiiii!!!
wwwiiiiiiiii!!!!II!!!!
yupyup Happi Burday!!!
Cee Raingodz, ai tuld yu dere wud be kake fur yu
conga ratz tew awl doze who b habbin dere birf dai todai!
WHooooT WhooooT !!!1!!!
*bawnses bawls*
*colors posters ob aleeyins**
*etts butt(!) erry lellow cake whilst wering shining partey hat*
Dis beez fun, bf!
can ai borrow sum ob yore leffted ober treets, decors and tois if NE B leffed obber–4 teh wedding resepshun wii beez habbing fore our lubbs burds in our town on Caterday? Wood b mush moar ‘siting dat way, aifinkso!
BOBLOL-HEDZ!!
OTHX BF ai awlwayz wunted a boblol-hed and fur it tu be remote contrl wow tu kool!
*picks a tuxido kitteh wun*
She mus bee Franshiskan nun kitteh in dose colurs. Udderwize she wuld be blak an wite.
Oar Carmelite, Ai fink?
oh kitkay, concatulayshuns on yor nooly marrifyed son!! much happinesses an bestest wishes to him an himz luvly bryde!
Ohai, LM! fangs 4 teh wishes and conga-ratz! wii wuz in teh Dallus awl day on Fried Egg–lubbly in teh Tempull, it wuz, butt berry hawt owtsyde–yoo cudda fried eggs, aifinkso. Butt(!) insted wii juss tooked elebenty billyon pichers in teh sun–it beez not NE cooler in TExtus dann it beez in okayhomey!
an denn teh ‘stensive famibloly hadda a meel togevver at a resty-raunt, an after dat a hope-in haus at brydes’ familolby. More eeting, more tawky-tawky-, denn dribe bakkk home an staid in bed 4 too daze!
Oh KitKay! Yesh, adn yu hab deh beeeg hapy smilo onna yur face eben while yu sleepz!!
Shure sond liik twaz beautimus, hapytylez tyme 4 all!! Hapy Jus Married Blessingz onna deh newlee wedz from mii in Cheezlan!! =^!^=
Heer Heer. Wii heer down tu da souf wishz mush luv in da famblee furr menee menee yeers tu come.
Maz-lol-tov.
Oh, Carmelite mebbe!!! Yu ar wize, anni!
Teh ownlee nun Ai ebber meeted soshullee wuz a carmelite an her habbit wuz sort uv creem culler wool.
fran-sheesh-kin kitteh munx R teh poysin?
YEP – Wuz tinkn ob eatn peanud budder wif mah paw.
Or drinkin milk rite owt of teh carton.
or (CC forbyd) leevin teh seet up
dis duzzent meen wii cahnt haz cheezburgs awn Fridegg, rite? Rite??!!
Donut to be crying, bf. Has sammonburg insted, okeh? Wif a littul dill.
oar toonaburga?
GIB MEH CHEEZBURGER….FUNDAY FROO CATURDAY!! INCLOODING FRIDEGG!
oh yes – cheeseburger wif fried egg on top is the yummy!
bestest tawping ob awl fore t3h burger (ore teh eggz, teh tunna or NE Fing) is teh Hatch Balley Grene Chillies!!!! Cauling Dockor lung doc, STAT, bring us (well, mii, maynly) big vats ob fresh-roested grene chillies!!!!!!!!!
(ore NE udder cheezfrenz in Noo-Mixico?)
Ohai kitkay! Sorri abowt teh delayz in respondinz. Ai agreez–tehm Hatch Grene Chillies be pretti delishus adn nutrishus! One large bundel ob eleventy canz of Hatch Grene Chillies nao being loaded wif foark-lift intu CD-ROM drive slot of computer, *load load, pat pat pat*, adn we pushes teh speshal keyboard-code (*Control-Alt-Cokebottle*), adn zoom! Virtual Green Chillies on teh way to kitkay adn any other adventuresome cheezpeeps taht need extra good toppings foar cheezburgerz!
ai takz sum but nawt fur me ai can nut hab dem butt(!) mai hubbykat will luv tem!
No meat on Fridegg!
Luk…ai haz impure thots ennyways cawz!!1! Ai am nao at werks!!1!!
At werk?!?! wOOt wOOt!!!
Weeellll… ifn impurrr thots are thots ’bout snorgling all that floof, an strokin dose adorrrabul wiskers, den… YES I HAS DEM!
O da SHAME ob it all! Imus getmyselfto comfessional immedietly, yesh!
Plez, MFKitteh, FORGIB ME! Iz ony human, affrall.
Ai aer shore u can be furgibben fur wantin 2 pet a kitteh!
In CC’s nom we pray. Tankyu. Anom.
Ai can has happi! Ai bee Purrtestant, nawt Katlik!
Soe, nawt afeerd ov Sistur kitteh! Afeerd ov man whut shawts frum pulpit insted!
ohai, KayKitteh! sew seworry dat eye mist yore burfday! wii bin bizzee wiff marridgeamakations going on hear!
a burfday skweeezz [[[]]]] an huggs {{{{{{}}}}} for yoo!!!!!!
*gibbs kk some nyse shinny everlasting heal-them-up bloons wiff smyly fases on dem*
Fanks, Kitkay!
Marridj stuffs is importunt, aifinkso!
I missded Ur birfdai 2, when wuz it?
Happy Birfdai, belated Kay kitteh
It wuz teh sikst. Fanks!
The nuns dat thot me wuz not so snorgly
you rull us and you rull us good
Yanno, this kinda reminds me of JJ’s aunt, the nun who kicked the habit…
(hope her had sumfin underneef
)
I has no impyoor thots, but I has nawty thots…
abowt
Actin up in teh hallway
Buyin callender of skantily klad firemans
Chompin teh goggeh’s tayl
Dans dans dansin on teh flowur bed
E…
Eetin ebberfing in teh frij
Frytenin teh goggeh bai pownssin on him
Guzzlin awl teh gushifuds
Habbin wylde partees wen pairent kittehs are awai
I….
insteggatin truble
Joinin a kitteh gang
keeping humans as pets
Leafin prescents fur da hoomins tu step en
Maykin hare raisin skreechinified noysies lait et nite
N…
Eatin all teh gushifud…
Floofing yer clothes
G….
Whoa! scary…
Mah Cat-Lick edjumacation, let me show you it
ai noe dis luk. twef yeerz awf CAToleek skool, ai has eet…
*starts having flashbacks to desk tossing nuns*
*hides unner bed*
U2?
I usedta have a nun for a boss…she had whiskurs abowt liek dis. (She wuz rilly verrah nise, tho.)
Uh oh, she naos Iz going tuh makez frillee undignifyed outfits for mai kittehs.
an sweatahs?
yes, sweaters!
An mebbe shooz ahnd match pocketbyook.
ai wuns seed a pitcher of a kitteh dat wuz blak wif a white face – luuked laik a nun
Mother supereoir feels…supereoir.
thuh-whap
Did you kittehs nose der is no more Limbo in de afterlife?
Wat’s next; Pluto as a planet?
Maibee teh Limbo is in tihs lief?
lookin so mean!
Ai wuz edjumacated in teh publik skool. Butt (!) wen wentz tu collij, lurned dat nawt ebberyfing dey teech yu iz rite.
Sturn skoolteechr. DEW NAWT WANT!!!!!
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
shun da non believahs!!
i iz havin thots about yew sister; yew ah so priddy :O
Most people do!
I love this photo and it is my alias name. No kidding. I would love to know who came up with this photo and the name attached to it.