The problem with your gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
nd it mite need a bit of salt…
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yu volunteering?
kuz this luks lik wun heavy-duty gard kat!
yup, dis kitty be insultifying you now, but just wait until teh gushie fud be needed with the requisite opposable thumbs…
conga rats, carosue.
Corngranulations tu ewe, carosue! Shal ai brungd outz de gud dishuz ur du ewe wanna paintz de towan redz?
i has a fluffy in tah water
moar kloreen plz kthxbai
My dad tolded me him wantid a cuppla manny-kins to put in himz boof, cuz it mite attrak moar customurz.
I tolded him, “Wii gots enuff dummees in teh famlee, why nawt jes axk dem to come ovur?!?!”
haow did teh sael goe? awl dun?
Yas, wii iz dun, an berry berry tyred!
Not maded alot of munnies, butt came hoam wif alot less den wii lefted hoam wif.
Ai bee glad ur dun and surbibed teh xperiens!
Me too!
I duz need a nyse massadj, tho.
**luuks arown**
Enny Cheezmen arown, oar duz I need to get a YNG?
**puts hands awn Red’s shoulders**
**adn rubz thumbs along her spine**
**in liddlol circlols**
Aw yeah, baby!
**whispurrs** Wii nawt get in trubblol wif ur gf, will wii? Ifn so, I will go luuk foar nawt-attachded Cheezmen.
**suddenly NC tenses up**
**quickly glances ober shoulder**
Owww, I gawt uh kink in mai neck.
MEDIC!
**Nawt wantin to get in trubblol wif NC’s womin, Red runz an hieds unner teh bed**
Yu nawt makes enuff munnies tu send us tu Hawaii?
Onlee ifn wii swim dere.
I buyed Powerball tikkit 2day. Did yoo?
*sinds obbur a cupplol uv YNGs tew red’s hawse*
Fanks, jk2k!
Kin u send sum moar? Dis playse is a rekk!
Watch owt foar Bebbeh Rooths….
an mite I jus sai….ewww.
caddeeshak ref! elebentee @@@@@!!!
mmmm choklit…..
I fot Eddie Murphy sed dat. Da bebbeh roofs in t3h smimmin pool.
it wuz Bill Murray, cleenen teh pool
now that’s just harsh kitteh. you hurt my felines.
Awl kittehz iz fambily! Sew dis naught be hurting eggcept tew de tella.
*tux op_sMama’s lil genetil humorous thot in back 0 brain to use layter*
Bai teh wai, iffn dit kitteh is lukin fer a home. I has an opening fer a kat lik dis. Tufty eers. Big paws wif hair between teh toes. A certin amount of fluuf and a brushy tail. Yep.
Me too.
Floofy kitteh – WANT!
Floofy kitteh wif greenz eyez – WANT 2!
yesh, ‘struth, i would take all sorts 0f insultz and glaring looks from dat byutimous kitty.
An snorggles.
Sownds lyk a Mainlee Coon kitteh…
Mai gene pule is a miks ov olympic swimmurs and halp-ai-cant swimmurs!
ai pullded teh dranz on mai gene pool…no kidlets here kthxbai
Mine is depleatded
Mien is defunked.
muine is depressed
mine is blooooooo
thoz sposted tu go in teh toilet nawt the pool silly
We don’t swim in yer toylet…Plz nawt to p in r pool.
*putz de funk back in 4p5k’s genie pool* der u go! u can fanx me later.
Mmmmm…chocklit!
erm… fanks, ai fink!
Skepptukul cat is…well, you knoe.
I doubt dat.
oh, u!
*smacks at nc’s paw*
I dowt cat.
wutt?
Wut ai need life guard in shallow end foar?
U nedes liefgard in case ov beeing tossd in teh Norf Lantik agayne!
Oar maebee u nedes liefgard cuz she is ur GF?
yesh, is bad
I gotted note frum mah stoopy boi toonite…..a note frum teh shallow end ub pool cryin furr teh life guard…
wuttebbur will I doo?
*hart brakes*
*tendrils tenderly tie bork’d hart back togethah*
{{{{{{{kafleen’s hart}}}}}}}}}}} surrounded by tendrilz
Lett mee kno wutt he bee upp two, ‘kay? Dum kidz–itz amayzin wee lettum libb!
And menny hugz an shmooz, tew.
Iss a maze ing taht tehy MANIJ to libb. Mine wuz a grate tinager adn wates till himz groan 2 luz himz mine.
Oh, hey peoples. Can i ask you all a little favor? My grandma fall into a coma, please hope she recovers from it D:
Sendin beems hur direkshun…
*Sends good healing wishes for Grantski’s grandma*
{{{{{Grantski & famblee}}}}}
{{Grantski}} I will bii sendin well wishes an prayers yu an yur grandmas wai. I soo sorri tu hear that, wii bii hear fur yu!
*nods* yesh, what 3kittymomma said. *squeeze*
Mii too. Anna *skweeze*
*Lolspeak off*
Prayers for your grandma and you and your family, Grantski.
{{{Grantski & Gramma}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Grantski&Grandma}}}}}}}}}}
oh I’m so sorry Grantski, I will keep her in my heart and thoughts and I send all my good energy to you and your Grandma to keep you both strong.
{{{For you and your loved ones}}}
((((Grantski & grandma))))
Yesh, I say prays for dat, Grantski.
A coma is a strange and wondrous thing indeed.
I cannot tell from your message if you are spiritual or not.
If you are not: a coma is a very odd thing indeed. I think you should go and visit her and talk to her and say ONLY POSITIVE things to her. Tell her happy wonderful things, things that would make her feel good. Tell her the things that you wish you could have said in real life but were a little shy about! You know, it’s hard to be all gushy when someone is looking at you and then THEY get all embarrassed and say something that minimizes it……say what you wish you could have said in life. Just talk and talk and talk, because this is your chance!
If you are:
Who knows what the spiritual necessity of a coma is. This may be a very important bridge. At any rate, follow your heart! If there are things you feel need to be said, say them! This is your chance to tie up the LOOSE ENDS. If you feel you need to encourage her, DO SO! And remember, everything happens for a reason. The tiniest little happenings give seed to wondrous occurrences.
I wish you all manners of miracles and wondrmusses. May your grandma heal and prosper and thrive.
{{{{Grantski}}}
Yoo bees teh wies, donkee.
Well said, sister o’mine.
Kafleen – dat be byootimus, whut yu sed.
{{{Grantski}}}
Ai’ll bee prayin foar hurr–wut’z hurr naym?
Hay, I has sum grate noos.
I am an ofishlol membur of teh “Eva teh Diva” fan klub! I gotted my magnit 2day!
YAY! I furgitted tu git myne magent.
U nawt fill owt teh TPS report?
@rhsb…sands laik u had a pritigud day..hope nauw
hedackes…conga rats for nerrow scape an moar
conga rats for teh magnit an teh fan klub!! Awl teh
best tow u!
Yah, it wuz nawt bad.
Fanks, catta-cake!
Ya don wanna go slpashin around in my genepool.
Grantski…ai sed a prayer for ur grandma. An what
3kittymomma sed…yesh we are.
{{{{grantski and grandma}}}}}}
sew how longz weh gott left befur teh boots us into oblivion? It’s bein afder 10 heer
I
fink we getz da boot at midnite (?) central . It’s 9:32 hear now.
IZ co-rect PJ!
we getz teh boot at Saturday, August 8, 2009 at 10pm PDT.
Butt, butt, no one nose wen it coms back?
THEY LIKE TO TORTURE US….ok aim nawt being addicted nope nawt addicted kthxbai
iz teh same az 7:00 pm cheeztime.
tehy sed iz just for “rooteen serber mayn ten ants” so hopefully iz not too long, mebbe howr or so, mebbee less, wuld be my gess
taht wud be ok aifinkso
Itz de end ob da werld as we no it.
‘Nite, cheezpeeps! Aifinkso teh site’s abowt to go down. *sob*
Nitey nite!
Ohai ebereewun! Ai finked ai shud tall yew all dat teh tormanado did nawt get me. Juss sew yew is nawt werreein. Hoap dat da udder Minnesnowta folks chex in tew.
Ohai, BDM, glad u r ok.
Ai is the glad ai iz ok, tew! Didnot want cheezpeeps tew werree, when they seed the gnus.
DIze Tormadoz can B nawsty fings.
funs ta drem awbowt buts naut fun in teh real life nope… unless iz bein awn TV wif no peaoples beins hurts or aminolz bein hurtz oar plantz bein hurts…. um… ok nope nawt beins gud in teh real wurld needz for speciful effects ony oar in mai dreamz.. yup tehy shud stai in mai headz dat be gud.
Hi!!! its me! Tofu, from Failblog!
nawt so flewent in lolspeak…
enywon notis the littul smielyface at the verry botom of the page?
iz so hapee!!!
lol ai neber noticed it wai down tehr… iz so kyoot an tiny…
OHai Tofu! AI can see teh smiloly face !
(offerz floofy paw ub frend ship)
yer lolspeekiz nawt sew bad aktually!
o thnx!
iz so observant!
ohai tofu mogu! welkom to cheezland, yor lolspeek iz fine – nise fing abowt lolspeek iz tehrs reely no way to do it rong!
adn yu nawt needs teh spell chk
(sun)(think)
And I tink someone used it as a litter box too.
eww!
iz taht a baby ruth i see floatin in yor jeen pool?
testin 12
oh noez!!! i wuzn’t reddy furr a test!!!
An derez nobuddy heer tu cheet off uv!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{miracle}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Test wun too free….
Aaaaaccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!
Anuzzer test?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
I finx wer stil hear
test 1234 haleo out der!
Ai can heeeer yoooo!
Mt. McKinley, 42, Fluffy …!!!
Isn’t teh problem dat dere’s tew manee leifgardz? Dey keep saevin teh stoppid wunz.
Pron pronk pronk!!! (Ai is a springbok wiv mai tail in teh air) Pronk pronk pronk!!!
Lol! Ai hazza prowd wif teh Springboks, tu! Ai fink most uf SA duz, adn prolly sellibraytid waaai tu mutch, coz ai doan hab anii kustowmirs cumin intu teh shop dis moarnin.
O teh huje hangovurrs!!
Mebbe yu shud bii sellin teh aspirins uvver hedachee medsin!
Heheh! Yesh! Door-tu-door hangover-meds sailswumin. Ai’ll be ritch!
ooh – who did they beet?!?
(plz – not the froggies, plz – not the froggies – hmm – can’t be – my brudder was wearing his springbock shirt yesterday, he wouldn’t if they were playing the froggies….)
Ohai Nennepus! Hao u feelin tudai? Teh Springboks beet teh Wallabies yesturdai.
Duz u needz teh lifegard on teh shallow end uv teh gene pool?