LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter.
indifferent kitteh iz indifferent.
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congee rats anni awn teh soloe tawp spawt! haow dew u wanna sillybraet tewdai?
Thx jk2k! Ai’ll be off 2 bed in a fyoo minnits, so juss need sum peesful thorts!
nite nite Anni!
off to bed inna minnit or two too – sweet dreams!
*carries a tune in an sings a lullaby*
Nite Nite EastCheezez
Yurpeen cheezes, akchully
ahh ya dad wurks bedder
ack… *grabs a d and throws a t up there*
egg sept diz bawl beddur bee AWF mii suun oar sumwun will DY!!
dat donut luk laek a ball to me. it luks like a candle or one of dem haf clear haf kulor bubble top pop off for the kidlet prize kinda thingee
Ai thort it wus teh bawl yu puts teh washingmasheenlikwid in.
Matter ob fact kitteh.
Does nawt want to play ball at dis time!
I can has degree frum Whatsamatta U?
“Dark Matter”=Basement Cat
Drat. I must have missed nawt seckond by seckonds. Wednesday was Mai birfday too (August 5)
Stoopy auto-correct (on mai iPhone)
Happee late burfday Selkceb! ai hope ew had a beary beary happee wun. Here are teh Conga Rats to dew a burfday dans, jes fur ew.
awlrite rats and rattets, make it purtee…..
teh rats dans anna twirl, pointee tails inna air,
jes to send teh happee burfday to Selkceb
Lookee at em go! ***twirl, kick, lef den right***
>>>>>jazz hands<<<<<
Happy belateded burfday
Thanx Guys
Nawt dat ai care, butt (!) ai wunder wut wuz in teh red gumball masheen bawl.
Ambivalent notions
Barely concernable bawblols
Couldn’t give uh ratz arse droppings
D…
Dunno wat
Ennifing
Fink Ai caer?
Get ur own
H..
hep me tew mai food dish
ignore me and ai’ll ignore ew
jes go away wif ur loudness
kwiklee fetch me moar noms
lub me unkondish-unly
m…
maibeh ai’ll share but probebly nawt
nuffin fur yu
oh jus stawp boderin meh
p…
Mai fud bol is EMPTEE
Nao fil it wif gushifud
Or elz ai will show u mai
Pointee endz
Qite a handee wepon
R…
Reelee aloofy abitude
Sleepeez inna sunbeem
Tu nawt sekkund b teh brushed
U mus wurshup mi alwuz
Verree fresh wadder, ai mus hab it.
Wil ignor u mos ob teh tiem
Xacklee elebentee plai mausies
Y u nawt feed me in 2 minnits?
Zee fronch aksent, lit mi show u it.
Clappity clappity! Nice wrap-up, Karen!
More gushyfoods
No more kibblies
Osleep I go now…zzz
P…
Kittehs awr composed ob…
floofs and furrs and loud contented purrs.
Dats wut liddlol kittehs awr made owt ob.
Wut is Tiki burdz made uf??
ai gib up. wut is tiki burdz made uf?
Tiki burdz awr made ob…
Fevvers and squawks, and awl sortz ob tawks.
Dats wut Tiki burds awr made ob.
aha! ai get yew. well den, wut are ginny pigs made uf?
i finso deh Guinness Piggeh iz made uv pork skratchingz.
but but but, GP wuz eating those inna lol before dis wun. eeeeeeeuuuuuwwwww. das pigganilism
*snerk* Ai’s nawt putt enneefink parst him!
*wipes diet coek off pooter screen*
*Waives floofy paw at deh burd*
Amd now I must go dew deh dishez and vakyum deh rug.
Pleh on howsewerk!!
ai fwot awl taht wynd blowwed awai awl ur dirtee stuffs!
And deposited a tun uv sand on EVVREETHING!!!!!!
Watts Biki turdz?
Dats wen yew hab tew make een sowf Los Angeles
adn it comez owt uh liddlol hard and scratchy.
So yew say, “Hmmm dat wuz a liddlol beeky.”
*luks at marks on hands*
and pointy ends… donut ferget teh pointy ends…
*sigh*
Kittehs awr (awlsew) composed ob…
desparate mews and pokey-endz,
resulting in couches in need of hokey-mendz.
Dats (alwsew) wut liddlol kittehs awr made owt ob.
*takez a brake btween vakyu ming and dish wah shing
berry gud NC!! u b onna roll!!
**pawders wut sort ob chip awr serbed wif NC onna roll**
Oh yesh. Chips nawt go wif native sandwich…nutz dew.
Strypee Kitteh goez
frum ‘Sawlidd Stayt’ 2 ‘Meltz daown’
moadz berreh kwikklee
‘Meltz daown Moad’ amz lasst
fayzz Kitteh goez froo b4
Kitteh habz a Napz
Kitteh duz nawtz cayr
dayrz a feeng awn himz hedd. Napz
amz moar impoartunnt!
Jack.
I agree with kitteh – off for a long nap…
Nite nite Jack – fankies for teh pome!
Comp leetly off toe pix, Ai’d jusslyk to sai taht. heer in TTI it’s
“MIIIIIDNHYYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTT!!!!Nawt a so3wnd form teh
*Deep breff*
PAAAAYYYVMUUUUUNTN!
Has teh mune lorst her mamrees?
She is smylink
A loan…”
FankQ verree mush; Ai’s heer al weeekweeekweeek; plees tip yur wayteh; teh pai is offal!
*appaws appaws*
ai uzed tu luv taht song
“uzed to”?!
yu kneow wen yu lizen tu a song sew many tymez yu gets sick uv it? Ai do taht alut
Ai thort mebbe it wus mai rendishun poot yu orf
nonono… ai gab u appaws didn ai
jus bin long timez since ai hurds taht song… Yu sungz it beutafly
**Flagz down waytur**
Gots a tip foar u: Donut go to Kin-Tuk-Ee in Awgust. Iz HAWT heer!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
— that’s amore.
When an eel bites your hand and its not what you planned
— that’s a moray.
When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
— that’s our morés.
When your horse munches straw and the bales number four
– that’s some more hay.
When Othello’s poor wife gets stabbed with a knife
— that’s a Moor, eh.
When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
–that’s sa~mur~ai.
does r purdy gud!
wen ewe drinks tew much gin and
you fallz on your chin datz a floor, Hey
Campfire treat, sweet to eat,
That’s a S’more, hey!
*giggles wildly* I tried cawlin yu bak, myne fone wuz left in da kar tudai after awl da chaos an mayhem uf 2 grossery stores.
I wuz halpin unload dad’s twuk wen u called.
I jes wannid to tayle u dat, FANK CC IZ DUN!
**Red comez in, moovin lyk hur iz elebenty-hunnert yeers owld**
Oh my dog. Oh long john. Oh long johnson. Oh don piano…..
Why I eyes ya.
Ohai, NC!
I hassa beeg tyred! U gibs me massadj?
Oh Red, u SO ufny!! I fink I p’d a liddol.
Wuz it inna flannik?
80 Yesh, I beleeb so.
I must b doin somfin rong; my smilies only work ablout 1/2 da time.
CAPTAIN! Izza read alert!
*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
Awl hands awn deck! Battlol stayshunz!
Hey why isn’t N-E-bawdee hurryeeng?
Fine! Ai doan care N-E-moar.
*throws up hands*
Jus dew wuteber yew want, and furgit about the consekwences.
Ai yam jes gunna lay here.
NC, yer killin me! Is it funnier hear tonite? Maybe I’ juss in a goofier mood dan usuale.
*waves toward da west* How yu ben NC, I nawt seen yu in forebber!?!?
Yah, hur missded yoo.
Hur even axked me ifn I’d seen ya.
*mmmfff marff frawmin winffff*
**Swallows last bite ob dinner**
Ai doin gud 3KM. Recently bak frum uh serendipitus trip, and tryin’ tew git bak intew my rooteen.
Story from the sale:
Apparently, a couple of teen-age boys were walking around (wearing some sort of face-paint) and telling everyone they were poor, supposedly trying to scam them.
I told one of my fellow sellers that if they came up to me, I would “out-poor” them by telling them some stories and then I would say this: “My younger brother had it even worse. He had to wear my hand-me-downs and garsh did he hate those dresses!”
LMAO gud wun red!
*lol*
mazin wat kiddles will do deze daiz, deh habs no shame.
well seeing as how when matter and anti-matter come into contact, they both destroy each other and themselves, releasing all the energy that each contains
so no, this doesn’t make a lot of sense.
well, then again, this icanhascheezburger
ooh – butt (!) that’s where doesn’t matter comes in beetween – and keeps it awl a part – logic no?!?
ah – what teh heck – it is ICHC
This was stoleded from Spore…
who cares?
Gotta love that Cattitude!