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nao – feed me!
Corn grat shu lasions Nennepus!!! May ai offur yu sum Rooibos tea wid a leedle honey flavor an sordid kukkies fur yu tu sip an nom?
ooh – yes please – just what I need!
and I need some moobie advise – wut is best to watch when general plehness commands you to snuggle up onna couch (with rooibus and kukkies) – Notting hill or Pride and Prejudice?!?
Waal, dey is boff romantikkl, butt (!) ifn yu needz a liddle chukkl, Notting Hill is prolly best. Teh otter wun is a leedle serious, aifinkso. Enjoi!
onoes, teh plehness nawt gud! u needs sum kupcaeks tu cheer u up, sez dokter moe. Tyeps teh http : // and den dis:
epicute.com/2009/03/12/yay-or-nay/
Yay!
*daintlee snarfs the hole lot*
YUM!
*daintilee dabs a phew crums off nennepus’ mouf*
Dere yoo go!
nawt wif yer kieeh butt in the bowl! Nawt room fer fuds AND kitteh!
*scramblols out of the bowl*
*trips and falls flat on my stomach*
uhm – I mentid to do that *nod nod* – is true, I did!
*luks hopefull at carosue*
Dinne nao?! yes?!
gushifuds, ifinkso! Garnished wif Shrimpses an cheesburger wedges.
yay – i can has sekkund dinner!
Thankies Carosue!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
ai habbin brekfast fur dinnerz eggz benidickded
Heer, lemme gibz yu a jelous… mai hubbycat iz chef *gigglolz*
ai sharz toe… nebudy wun sum?
Oooo Yesh!! Sounds deelishus!! Adn, ya, I’ll hab som eggz benidickded 2.
Kerri, yu R won bery luky wife 2 hab chef-hubby! After 25 yrs, mae hubcat can reliabilly mak hotgogz, burned eggz, shrimp louiz an’ toast. CC hep uz iffin ai cud nawt stand atta stobe’n'cook!!
Jepperz, yu gib mii a jelous, fur shore!
*gibz yu 2 eggz benni wif pencheta bacon insteadz uv ham an tasty humfriez*
iz niec but chef dun realwy get vacationz an most uv teh tyme he be kookin fur sumonezelse butt(!) wen he duz cook fur meh iz bein bery gud
Yep! Ai noes deh drill ob restawant werkz. Ai waz nawt-sekond marry 2 wateperzon inna Seeatule fancy-smacy place. He telled mii als kinda tailz ’bout kookz. Adn iffn yee nawt bee nice 2 dem, wat owt heer komz deh pleh hot platez!! Butt(!) he waz schmartz, he lotz’a'tyme shair hiz tipz ADN pass along kommplemintz, 2. No hot platez fur him! Yesh ‘n gotz recipes adn kookin tipz, 2. Wii bee UW studentz den. He got 2 B lawyer butt(!) waz nawt shure he wen inna bedder lion o werk!!
He mad gudgud tipz adn eben bedder 4 eber frenz in restawant werk. Chef bee deh bery hardist job, he als saez. Tankz fur deh bacon (tastee!) ‘n homfries..nomnomnom…
Ax mii sumdae ‘n ai’ll tell yu bout deh tyme ai ran a harvest kookhouse wif onlee mae 16 yr old sistah fur hep… 35 appolpickerzmen waz oar ‘cusomerz’
& itz waz sum crazee sumer job!
hehe tat sownz crazee awrit
yup cooks be kuukuu butt(!) ai luvz mi crazee mans, he big kid liek meh we haz luts uv fun
oh – and this is the short hair vershun of my Buster!
very pretty kitteh this is!
High five!
Bootiful five!
Way down low.
2 slo
My new bowl fits purrfectly!
PINKEE PINKEE TOE-PADS!!!
*caper caper pranse pranse*
Floofy paw slaps yers and I prance wif you, singin
Pinky pinkee toe pads, floofy floofy tail!
Ai kno is prollee nawt beree hi jean ik, but ai reeeeelee wanna schmoo dose pinkee pinkee toe-pads!!!!!
conga rats on teh nawt-sekkund, nennepus! hao yew wuntz yer sillybrayshuns?
five or four?
Ai wuz jus finkin dat!! (GMTA!!) Lo 4!!
Definitely four. (I just counted and made my kitteh MAD!)
Some have five though. My gf’s cat has SIX!!! (demonic kitteh)
Mebbe ifs yuz countz teh pinky-pad in ter middlez? Den ai countz five!
Mai kitteh no could fitz in dis soup bowlz…she a biggy kitteh and spillz ober teh sidez. (She’s berri, berri kyoot & floofi…and bigz.)
iz nawt funneh stori butts ai wunderin if any goggeh slavez has teh goggie bak dueclawz remobed? Ai wuz nawt knoin waz amputation wenz ai hab baileydogz dun. Ai jus red taht wif liddle goggiez wuz nawt bad ida… ifin ai getz noder goggeh ai’d liek tu kneow wat peplez taught awbout it fur liddle wunz
Ai haf hab nuffink butt(!) Min Schnauzer gogz adn wat ai unnerstand iz dat dew claws bee gud to be taken off wen gog tails be docked cuz odderwize peepz bee oberluuking dem, toenailz bee grown beeger’n'beeger, git ingrown, infectify, pleh!! Ai hab 6 gogz, als butt(!) won wiffout dewclawz & dat won ai hab tu watch clozley, tell groomerz butt dey als forget! all bc dew claws bee neerly 100% removafied unibersally. Best 2 git dem off, off early.
(als ax Prysma-cat, shez bery knowledged)
teh didz hims wen he wuz neutered an ai reds taht teh back dew clawz can catch un stuf so iz bein gud to jus tak dem off… butt(!) ai didnz kneow it bein full aputation uv a digit so ai wuz a liddle shokded bai taht
Yesh, itz mush bee don wif deh numbzy stuff, gib ‘em a couple stitchez, ect. Datz rite abot deh backleggy trublez, too. Ai fink itz smart 2 hed off problemz B 4 tearz, infextsunz & moar hurtz ob yer goggie, doe. {{{Kerri & Goggie}}}
Tihs nawt fut boal?
Gud wun!!
Hee hee!
Iz akshuli a lo four!
An I like teh drape ov teh tale – bery graseful.
GMTA
Yo Yo Ma kitty gitting reddy tew play teh cellol n a souper bowl!
@@@@@ elebentee
Ebbery tiem mai kittehs lif taht bak leg tew cleen tehmselbs we sae tehy r “playing the cello” agin.
spekin uv cello… weh jus sawz The Soloist… iz bery gud mobie!! ai recumenz it tu yu aifinkso
Beeg Soop Boal wuz t3h
bessest Napz Playss weh Kitteh
wuz Liddill Bebbeh
Beeg Soop Boal sloalee
gawtz smawllurr andz smawllurr az
Bebbeh gawtz beegurr
Beeg Soop Boal amz still
Favurritt Playss 4 Kitteh
2 ree-libbz oaldz tymez
Jack.
Nos tayljia – issa grate fing, aifinksew!
Anover gud oen from Jack!!!
Clappity, clappity floofy pawz four Jack!!!
ooh – I nose Beeg Soop Boal Kittehs norwejuun cousin
Baking truff kitteh
alzo wif the graceful tail droopin ober teh side. Very photogenik, eh?
uhum – and then I remeburred that I had met their greek cousin, on the island of Hydra – She’s
Big Playte Kitteh
wif dere wiDDLe cuzinz teh teacup twinz
SPLORT WARNINZ!!! SPLORT WARNINZ!!!
I iz in Ur bowl, praktising mah yoga rootine
I jenrally avoid the downwurd goggie though – hims doant likes kittehs dat much…
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dovescry1999 an cheezburglerkitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! finkso today we will habbing cookowt wif cheezburgers wif all teh fiksings (for cheezburglerkitteh) an yummy fings to go wif, also cuppiecaeks (not to surry, the neber-ending cuppicaek baker is fiksded now), iskreem, frosty cold tasty bevrijes, an teh tradushinal sunnyday game ob trol hed crokay. teh wooden balls iz paynted to look like trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif the mallet tehy sez funny trolly fings! also goodie bags wif, hmm, let see, ifinkso we haz a prince fan among teh burfday peeps, so we haz inflatablol neon-colurd gitars for being a Big Rock Star!! fansee coats for playing dress up, remote-control liddle red corbets, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooo, ai can has a liddle remote control corbette?
*pushes buddons on remote, corbette zig-zags awl ober adn crashes into Burfday Fairy’s leg*
Sowree! Ai has nebber yoosed wun ob dese befoar!
*4.5kittehs only finks her haz crashded into burfday fairy’s leg, burfday fairy yoozed herz pritty wings to flutter up owt ob tehway just in time*
Happitayle birfdae, Dovescry and CBK! Fanks, BF! Iskreem is moast welcum heer todae!
*putz awn teh fansee coats an gwabs teh gitar* “TONITE WE GONNA PARDY LIEK IT BE 1999!”
Gingee kitteh sahprized yuo want hi not low.
“Yuo not wurf de ebboert ov hi-5[4]. Take it or leab it!”
**kisses pinkee toe padz**
SCHMOO!!!!
U feline bettur todae Red?
Ohai, KayKitteh!
I’m happitayle dat teh sael iz ovur! I sleeped twelb howers, witch feeld reel gud.
I’m akshulee sorta-kinda happitayle to go bak to werk 2morrow. Butt, I’m shur dat teh feline will has passed by nien-firty, tho.
Congrats on FP winniwoman…both for pic and caption! Thats a double win! Excellent work!
No soup for you!
Whut els cud goes in boal iffen kitteh gots awt?
Anglewurms
Broken kitteh toi
Cheezburger
D…
Donuts
Eester eggs
Froot (sordid)
Grayted cheez (furr teh burgers)
H….
Hippo stakes
Ise screem!
Jellolo
Koala chow
L…..
Lollopops
Mainly gushifuds – with crunshi sprinklols on
Neklises, rings and otter jewlrie
O…
Oreo cookiy iceycreem
Preshus Tuna *nom*
Qwick fried shwimp
R…
Aplolsaus
Burgers – plenty of them
Catnip – gud kwality onlehh
D…
Erm….o wayter! Dere’s a hole lottsa hayre in mai soop!
Um…tahts nawta rabbit. Tahts a kitteh.
ah, oringe (nawt poizin) kitteh surprize soop!
Talk to the paw, monkey girl
cauz teh eerz ain’t lissnin!
rude kitteh is rude
Frenz, I may hasta go into hidin nexst week-end.
My bruthur an SIL (aka The Redneck & The Princess) may be comin down.
**mayks noat to stok up at teh likker stoar**
Plan a weekend hiking trip, so U not hasta see demz!
chokolate, yu be needzin LOTS uv chokolate!!!
yu cud get sum wite chokolate liquir.. ai forgetinz teh nam buz iz bery yummiez!
i dont think it is that funny..
high four ackshually
omg it’s just so hilarious! xD
Just add milk.
Low four!
DOh …. a cat has only got four fingers/ Toes , so its a Low four…