ai wunner if aneewun else havin a problim wif dis…er maibee iz a problim wif mai ‘puter, nawt teh site….
sumtymes wen teh paige lodes it luuks otay fer a sekond, den ebreefing scoots ober tew teh side enuff taht ai cahnt see mai skrolling buttun er arrowz. cahnt drag teh paige bak ober, haz tew leev an com bak, sumtymes 2 er 3 tymes. Dis happin tew aneewun else er am ai jus a lukky grrrl?
Sumtimez wen I refresh, deh formatting goez bonkerz and deh commentz not haz the boxes rownd dem and ebbreefing is wun loooongg page wif teh stuff dat shud b on deh rite at deh bottum uv deh page. dehn I haz tu refresh agin (and mebbe tuw oar free timez) tu git it tu luk rite agin.
ai du be habbin wun prublem ai nawt hads befur.. if ai clicks tu cee if sumwunz pikturez haz bein maeds intu lolz, it ony showz meh blank paeg… ai lieks tu cee if peoblez pikturez ar madez intu lolz sew ai dun makes teh sam wunz…
Wen I wuz gettin marrifyed foar teh nawt-sekkund tiem, my best fwen an I wented shawpin foar a weddin dress.
Wii wuz in dis fansee-schmansee stoar, in wun of teh BEEG dressin roomz. Hur wuz halpin me try awn teh dresses.
Wun of teh dresses relee clinged to my lumps an bumps. After taykin it awf, I stood in frunt of teh mirreor in my unnerwares an poked at my extry flab.
My best fwen sed berry lowdlee, “Cubber dat sheet up! I gots enuf of my own tu lookin at!”
Wii bofe laffed, an I tolded hur dat hur wuz teh onlee wun who cud sayin dat to me an libs to tayle abowt it.
Anom yor highness.
Our nayborz lub tew dew yardwurk, which iz good,
butt (!) hii no lieks shirts, which is bad,
and hii lieks himz beer, which is good,
butt himz beer goes rite tew hiz belleh, which is bad,
she lieks lotsa flowers, which is gud,
butt she also lieks tew weed dem inna baving suit, which is bad, in the flowers beds next to our yard
awn teh norf side, which is good,
butt she prefers to face sowf, which is bad.
Ai fot dey had installed an art deco bicycle rack wen ai nawt sekkund saw eet.
And izza bad inflewants too, coz fambily keeps telling meh if dey can do it, den sew can ai, butt(!) ai tell dem ai iz trying to improob teh view aroun’ here, nawt wreck it.
*SKWAWK* Grow in teh shade. Grow in teh shade.*SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Jam doan shake. Jam doan shake. *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Want sum fries? Want sum fries? *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Wun at a tiem. Wun at a tiem. Kplzthx *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Oh, my, god. Becky… *SKWAWK*
Anom!! Or da pool, or iffin yu iz buff mowin da yard or washin da kar, or da fyre truck. Howebber, iffin yu iz pastey white an hairy wif big belly, keep yur shirt awn ebben in da shower! (Teh last part wuz fur my neighbor, ick!)
*rushes up an gentlee applies soothin eye bleech (nawt teh burnee kind) tu 3kittymomma’s eyes* Dere dere, jus relax awn teh swoonin cowch an trie nawt tu finks ov yur terrybull hexperiunce. Heers a nyce chokleet martoonie tu sip wyle yur eyes recubber.
Fank yu AfriCat! It wuz terrible, da sun reflected owf hymes belleh, an oh horror. Fank CC hii finally bekame tu lazy tu ebben mow da front yard an hired sumwun.
much the same… fever and general pleh-ness… not fun – but I had an eggskuse to watch to episodes of All creatures great and small – still love it after all these years!
being a gentleman of the portly persuasion, I agree with all of the above, I’ve seen me sans shirt, if I don’t wanna see it… I’m sure no one else does (just common courtesy)
I have many bright and colorful aloha shirts “if you can’t hide it, decorate it!”
iz bery strang taht menz (or wumanz) putin upz wif taht.. Hubbycat adn ai neber yellz ur fite. we beinz weird peplz..tu yrz tugeder an neber haz fite yet. Mai mum an sizter tho… dey bein teh “Bridezilla” tipe, ai tink tahts why ai nawt liek taht.. iz annoyinz tu lizen tu
ai tinks tehy b gitten berry weird peepz tew du dat sho. Oar b tellin teh normal peepz tew maek gud teebee bi yellin @ each odder. ai noes dat iffin ai findz a boi Li-mi, ai nawt treet him liek tohes gurls. Gud menzez iz hard tew findz.
Poka fais….ai has won!
hay! doan poka kittehs fais! u gits tew poyntee ends taht wai!
Congarats catena, haow bowt sum yummy nomlets an cawfee fer brekkie sillybrashuns?
oh, yez, plese. adn sum fur yu, tu, coz wii bii tyd!
besydz….kittehs poke mai fais wif dere’s awl teh tiym! boink…boink…boink!
adn littul Meg climes awp wen her tinks ai shud bii awp playen wif kittehs adn pokez pokez pokez awntil ai waikz awp!
kitteh knos wen tew hold ‘em, knos wen tew fold ‘em….
An wen to roll awn hims bak an distrakt yu bai shoin hims floofy bellee an maeking yu go *SPLORT*
Butt(!) dunt scan so gud!
an putt yur pants bak awn! Is nawt strip pokah!
kitteh alwais wins at stirp pokah! cept teh sfinx kittehs…dey not gud wit card gaems
Kitteh iz a real Phil Hellmewth if he losez…watch out!
noe kitteh cud pawsiblee bee taht obnoxshus!
Ai fink kitteh moar liek Phil Ivey. Hii jes stares at yew ’til yew wet yor pants adn yew hab tew muck yor hand.
It’s Doyle wiff da 10-2 (suited, ob corse)
Itz Chris ‘Jebus” Purrguson!
Sumbuddy gib teh hoomin sum pantz? Kplzthx.
yesh, wifakwikness pleez!
Kitteh pawz say “all in” but teh ears say “fold!”
Berry obsurrvant! … oar it cud bii beecors awf teh afour menshioned lak ov pants purroblem. Berry distraktin, see?
Kitteh showz her paw-
Here iz fif awf (pointee) kine!
Dat winz, aifinkso!
Ohaiku winz awlso!
Liddill Kitteh wiff
strypz pushezz stakk ubz chips. Lubz
t2h sowndz wenz day fawll
Liddill Kitteh wiff
strypz habz an Ayss unnurr hurz
belleh, juss in cayss
Liddill Kitteh wiff
strypz amz urnneeng munneez 4
lusshshuss Cheezburgr!
Jack.
Hee Hee! Grrreat as awlwais Jack! Thx!
Kitteh has an Ayss behine, tu!
Nuffin up mi sleeves.
Doan wanna no whose leg that iz.
Iffin kitteh loses, pointy ends will bii deployed intu da bare legs.
An if I loose, u get mah pointy ends!
GMTA, Raingods & 3KM!!!1!
Gut Morgan 2 yu al inna cheezland..N E won nowtice improbmintz heer? Ai’z glad eberyting iz werking, yeshifinkso!
gud mornin OM!
ai wunner if aneewun else havin a problim wif dis…er maibee iz a problim wif mai ‘puter, nawt teh site….
sumtymes wen teh paige lodes it luuks otay fer a sekond, den ebreefing scoots ober tew teh side enuff taht ai cahnt see mai skrolling buttun er arrowz. cahnt drag teh paige bak ober, haz tew leev an com bak, sumtymes 2 er 3 tymes. Dis happin tew aneewun else er am ai jus a lukky grrrl?
it onlee happins awn this site, has nawt seen it aneeware else…
Sumtimez wen I refresh, deh formatting goez bonkerz and deh commentz not haz the boxes rownd dem and ebbreefing is wun loooongg page wif teh stuff dat shud b on deh rite at deh bottum uv deh page. dehn I haz tu refresh agin (and mebbe tuw oar free timez) tu git it tu luk rite agin.
*sigh*
Ai haz da same problum, butt (snert) ai haz had eet fore bout a mumf now. Ai fink is werk press.
yesh an uzually ifin yu hitz F5 it be okai
ai du be habbin wun prublem ai nawt hads befur.. if ai clicks tu cee if sumwunz pikturez haz bein maeds intu lolz, it ony showz meh blank paeg… ai lieks tu cee if peoblez pikturez ar madez intu lolz sew ai dun makes teh sam wunz…
Gamble Cat cleans the table!!!
Goggie comes in an cleans teh floor.
i can has all ur munnies?
**Red comez in, havin jes woked up**
Ohai, Frenz.
Iz dere cawfee?
gud moarnin red! cawfee an nomlets up thred a bit ^
**sneeks up thred, yoinks cawfee an nomlet**
**sips cawfee**
Mmmm, iz gud! I saev teh nomlet foar laytur. I nawt can eet wen I nawt-sekkund waek up.
My, my aren’t yu a sleepy head dis morin.
Glad yu gitted da well needed rest.
Yah, I tolded teh folks dat unless teh howse wuz in danjur, NAWT to wakin me up!
I’m still stiff an soar frum awl teh loadin/unloadin. Oh, an I hit my bak awn teh tablol yesturday, so I’m gonna has a fuglee brooz.
Ai wantz to bet awn da OOOOOOOO!
Why theze chips no made of potatoo?
er choklit?
er woods??
U gotta kno wen to hold um
Kno wen to fold um
Kno wen to walk away
Kno wen to run…
heer ya goe hooman, ai giv u mai winningz, bye urseff sumfin pritty. Lyke sum close, ‘kay?
you cud be getting:
Anorakks – for coalder days
Blue pair of pants
Camisoles for you GF
D…
Denim vests
Eezy fit jeens
Froot uv teh loomz
Greensleeves
H…..
Hunnert dollar towelz
Imij improving owtfitz
Jammiez
Klown shuez
L…..
Long flowing shurts
Made yur size pants
No hip huggers, PLEEZ!
O….
Oshkosh b’gosh overalls
parachute pants
ruby slippers
…oops, ai fetgetz teh Q…um…
Quilty robe
Ruby slippers
Sumfin slinkee an saxy
Torn tee-shirt
U…
Undawarez
Vestz
Xrai glassus
Yahmarkul
Zoot soot
Yay! Gud 1, catena…teh zoot soots go nicely wif teh ruby slipperz!
Ohai fashun sens, let me show u it.
Gud wun, BF!
At teh sael, dere wuz a few menz I saw dat came in nawt warin shirts.
IMO, teh onlee playse iz okay foar menz to nawt ware shirts iz owt inna feeld! U goin shoppin? Put awn a shirt.
**gets awf sopebocks**
Dey b running rownd shurtless and playing on deh boatz on deh lake awl day.
Dehn dey kumming in off deh boatz wif deh brite red bakz adn bellehz!!
OMCC deh bellehz!!!
If ur belleh hangz ober ur shortz, KUVER IT UP!!!!! Wimminz tu!!!
ANOM, CWEEN!
Ifn u nawt has belleh u can bownse kwartur awf off, NAWT TO BE warin clothez dat cling to it!
inn keepin wif taht thowt….
clik heer
Anom!!!! Wut haz ben seen cannot b unseen!!!
Dis kitteh needing iii bleech.
I has funnee storee:
Wen I wuz gettin marrifyed foar teh nawt-sekkund tiem, my best fwen an I wented shawpin foar a weddin dress.
Wii wuz in dis fansee-schmansee stoar, in wun of teh BEEG dressin roomz. Hur wuz halpin me try awn teh dresses.
Wun of teh dresses relee clinged to my lumps an bumps.
After taykin it awf, I stood in frunt of teh mirreor in my unnerwares an poked at my extry flab.
My best fwen sed berry lowdlee, “Cubber dat sheet up! I gots enuf of my own tu lookin at!”
Wii bofe laffed, an I tolded hur dat hur wuz teh onlee wun who cud sayin dat to me an libs to tayle abowt it.
Myne store iz besyde a Weight Watchers an sum uf the things dat wimmin wear tu weigh in iz just, well, dey must NAWT own a mirror.
When Mr. MC sees someone wearing something that they shouldn’t be wearing He says ” I guess they must have one of those Fun House mirrors”.
Anom yor highness.
Our nayborz lub tew dew yardwurk, which iz good,
butt (!) hii no lieks shirts, which is bad,
and hii lieks himz beer, which is good,
butt himz beer goes rite tew hiz belleh, which is bad,
she lieks lotsa flowers, which is gud,
butt she also lieks tew weed dem inna baving suit, which is bad,
in the flowers beds next to our yard
awn teh norf side, which is good,
butt she prefers to face sowf, which is bad.
Ai fot dey had installed an art deco bicycle rack wen ai nawt sekkund saw eet.
And izza bad inflewants too, coz fambily keeps telling meh if dey can do it, den sew can ai, butt(!) ai tell dem ai iz trying to improob teh view aroun’ here, nawt wreck it.
ROFL *coffee on keyboard* ‘art deco’ *snerk*
Not ‘streamline moderne’?
Mebbe u can teech Tiki to say wut my bestest fren sed? Dat way, u nawt be in trubblol wif teh nay-burz. Jes blame it awn teh burd.
*pawnders the pawsibilities*
*SKWAWK* Grow in teh shade. Grow in teh shade.*SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Jam doan shake. Jam doan shake. *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Want sum fries? Want sum fries? *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Wun at a tiem. Wun at a tiem. Kplzthx *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Oh, my, god. Becky… *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* holy CC it’s an eclipse! *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* I’M BLIND! I’M BLIND! *SKWAWK*
*SKWAWK* Hippo attack, run 4 ur lives!*SKWAWK*
sry, sumtimz ai kannnnt resist… ai’d nebber sai such tings in teh reel wurld butt(!) ai kan jok awbowt tem heer rite, rite?
haow did teh sayle goe? git lots uv munnies fer awl ur stuf?
I maded sum extry munnies, butt nawt alot.
I nawt selled my Krissmiss twee oar my chares, witch wuz disa….desaypoy…maded me a liddlol sad.
Ennywun wanna by a Krissmiss twee? Iz nyse an purty. Yoozed onlee wun yeer. Iz jes too beeg foar my needz now.
Anom!! Or da pool, or iffin yu iz buff mowin da yard or washin da kar, or da fyre truck. Howebber, iffin yu iz pastey white an hairy wif big belly, keep yur shirt awn ebben in da shower! (Teh last part wuz fur my neighbor, ick!)
Hii mowz da yard wif no shirt awn. My eyes, dey burn!!!!!!!!
*rushes up an gentlee applies soothin eye bleech (nawt teh burnee kind) tu 3kittymomma’s eyes* Dere dere, jus relax awn teh swoonin cowch an trie nawt tu finks ov yur terrybull hexperiunce. Heers a nyce chokleet martoonie tu sip wyle yur eyes recubber.
Fank yu AfriCat! It wuz terrible, da sun reflected owf hymes belleh, an oh horror. Fank CC hii finally bekame tu lazy tu ebben mow da front yard an hired sumwun.
ooh – but deed he get a YNG?!?
Sadly no, hyme hired sum skinny, dirty lukkin boi.
How iz yu feelin tudai Nennepus?
much the same… fever and general pleh-ness… not fun – but I had an eggskuse to watch to episodes of All creatures great and small – still love it after all these years!
being a gentleman of the portly persuasion, I agree with all of the above, I’ve seen me sans shirt, if I don’t wanna see it… I’m sure no one else does (just common courtesy)
I have many bright and colorful aloha shirts “if you can’t hide it, decorate it!”
Gud wun Krelm!!
ah, ai fold. frum teh cyootness.
Hear, hear.
kitteh gawt sum gud cardz iffin he b sew confident! Ai nawt sew shur iffin ai wantzta plai ennymoar… :/
I can has a whien foar a minnit?
I has “Bridezillas” awn tee-vee. (Dere nuffin eles awn.) Dese gurlz treet dere menz lyk TOTLOL CARP, butt teh guies put up wiffit.
I wud NEBBER treet my gui lyk dat, butt I nawt can proov dat, cuz I nawt has a speshul gui in my lief rite now!
Iz nawt fair. **powts an stomps feetses**
saw that show once, not sure I’d want to go through with wedding…
Ai wud nebbur treets a gui liek a carp effur–maibee a larj-mouf bass, tho!
*giggle*
@@@@@ Oar maibee sum toona!
iz bery strang taht menz (or wumanz) putin upz wif taht.. Hubbycat adn ai neber yellz ur fite. we beinz weird peplz..tu yrz tugeder an neber haz fite yet. Mai mum an sizter tho… dey bein teh “Bridezilla” tipe, ai tink tahts why ai nawt liek taht.. iz annoyinz tu lizen tu
ai tinks tehy b gitten berry weird peepz tew du dat sho. Oar b tellin teh normal peepz tew maek gud teebee bi yellin @ each odder. ai noes dat iffin ai findz a boi Li-mi, ai nawt treet him liek tohes gurls. Gud menzez iz hard tew findz.
Call! Call1 Dat kitteh’s bluffen. I kin see it in his eyes!
yeah – we noes dat too…
but he so cute and snorglee – so we let him win
Nice, Very Nice!
An heer b teh ryvvr…….
Identical to my kitten
Little kitties shouldn’t learn to sin by betting, humans do it enough. Yuck!