
i srry…reely. i prumis not to climb chimny agin.
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i srry…reely. i prumis not to climb chimny agin.
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Juss az lawng az u doan’t baff me
con cat ulululations, annipuss. you can has complimintary botlol 0 Mr. Bubblol azza prize?
*hands over botlol which sez thinks like:” you aer zippyfingered!” “” yu aer kwikwitted! “etcetc
GMTA!
U has anudder sowlow nawt-secund!
Ai duz a littul dans
*dans dans, leff, rite, frunt, bakk*
*twirl, fawls*
Ai mentud tu due taht!
Thx SP & KK!
would chew like a schnack? i can has leftover amaranth from brekkies (which is frnaklee, teh pleh right nao) *looks around* or a biskotti [sekritly stash'd awae inna sekkrit stashy space hidey hole] to dunk in yr tea?
Aifink Ai’d prifurr teh biscotti thx!
Not to worry, the same
hot middle-aged firewomerns
who saved him will brush out his
pelage with crushed windmill cookies.
The entire bill of fare shall segway into
a subtext of crunchy delite.
teh curtainz not in da deal, dough
At leest ai founded my wai tu de baffroom all bai maiself!
Awl alawng teh nyoo payl bayj carpit…..
s’not plane payl bayj ennymore – s’got a purty pattern on it noa!
uhum – kitteh momha always wantid that carpit wif the kittie paw print onnit – but hubbeh always saided NO! – now kitteh fiksed it – *nod nod* – yepp – him sure did!
its jsut teh nawt-sekkond step towards a hawse full ob kitteh feemes adn tributes!
Iffen onlee tu aboid a baff!
I finkso diz kitteh gitten a baff furshure now.
himz sur luks patent awbout it toh… ai wunder ifin hez tinkin “ai nawt be lickinz dis uff *pleh* peaz tu baff mi neow?”
Butt (!) I tot Ai sawed a tweetee burd dear!!
I thot I sa a maus run up there. Wuz just tryin tu hewlp yu!
yay – sort of GMTA!
Klose enuff!! How are tu tudai Nennepus?
aim a bit pleh – ai think the flu has come to visit… fever, throat hurts an all over pleh feeling…
I’ve come out from my nest on the couch to play a bit – but probably shud sleep…
{{{{{{{nennepus}}}}}} I hope so yu feel better soon! Da flu iz awful. Boi starts skool next week weekweek, an I gib uz bout a munth an wii both bii sik fur a week. Happens ebbery year.
Oh noes, Ai hoep u feel beddur sune. Lossa rest an plentee uf flooids!
fanks 3km and Anni!
Ai’ll be fine – fairly mild vershun of it so far…
{{{{{{{3KM and Anni}}}}}}}
poor Nennepus… sleep and fluids, tahts wut ur bodi needz… wen yu sleep yur imunimum system goez into turbo mode
Ohai Nennepus! Ai sorree yew has the pleh. Ai had sumfink similar, and went tew Dr. Tinycat and gotted aunty biotiks, and dis helped LOTS!
noe, ai doan need a baff, itll ware awf.
ur pryceliss orreentil rug bery gud fer wipin maiseff awf awn, nawt tew wurry.
An yur pillow wurks gud tu!
that weddin dress u wer plannin tew ware neggst weekweekweek….
Oh teh thot uf dat mykes mii shudder!
*sigh* oh, kitty. climbing da chimnee rly doesn’t soot you.
not reason getting awl fyred up bout it dough…
… and certainly don’t maek an ash 0 yrself.
Aifink it sooted him awl ober!
yup. adn now kitteh will prolly go roll allllllllllll over somefing white adn eggspensieve, e.g.
An antique white wedding dress
Bisque bridal ensembull
Classy silk blouse
D…
ooo cool. if this werks you can clik onna color naem adn da scream terns dat color oooooo. [yesh, i yam easilee amyuse'd]
http://www.yaelf.com/colour.shtml
ooo cool. if this werks you can clik onna color naem adn da scream terns dat color oooooo. [yesh, i yam easilee amyuse'd]
yaelf.com/colour.shtml
Oh, dat wuz fun! Sum uf da kolors made my eyes hurt tho.
This shulda been attached tu sweetpeas comment above.
ai haz program called WindowBlinds dat letz meh chang teh colorz uf everyfing… ai haz cute theme wif a paw print fur teh start button… ai show yu
h tt p://i25.tinypic.com/k4ji2b.jpg
oooh! kyoot!
teh siked iz brokted. Waa.
Designer silk suit
Earli American quilt
Fambily heirloom rug
G…
Grannie’s han-maed kwilt
Hunnerd dollur towl
Iis bloo carpit
J…
Jammiez maed uv satin
Knitted cashmere sweter
lingerie, the expensive kind
M…
Mums nu silk outfit
Non-washablol top wif seekwins
Opera costume for JKH4K latist role
P…
Pashmina Shawl
Quilt antik
Raw silk blouse
S..
Pearlesent Pinx Curtenz
Qwivery Cotton Sheets
Rubs agains white stuffs
Silkii stuffs
T…
Teh daintee doylees Granma crowshayed
Unmenshunlolbles maed of satten
Veree x-pensif cowch (new, uv corse)
Wow, Sham (ennyfing’s wurf a tri!)
Xtra-xpensif Purrshun rug
Yewneek & culurful bedspred (alwso new) . . . and . . .
Zat’s abowt az much damidge az a kitteh can dew, aifinkso!
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
Dinner dress from Sacks Fith Avenoo
Elegant tabulscloth
Fine linin nappykins
G…
Kitteh nedes a cleen sweep.
omfg it is beautiful!
not the cat the sink ROTFLMFAO
Kitteh sings
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes ‘ands with you
‘Allo Ms Poppins, ‘ow are you today?
wishin ai hadda jolly holiday awn tap
Oh yus! Wiish wii cud haz a cheezvac in teh Drakensberg Mowntings in Souf Afrika. Is winturr dere nao. Log fires an comfee chairs in front ov teh beeg pikture windoe starin owt at teh blu blu blu sky an teh mowntings an an an … *sigh*
taht sownds sew nyce! *sigh*
an now I have teh song stuck in mai hed!
*luks for peeps to share eerwurm wif*
Wow! Yur Dik-van-dyk bl**dy awful Inglish aksent is purrfik!
Wen ai wuz a kidlet, ai fot taht’s hao peeps sownded in TTI.
Ai wacheded teh moobie agin on its 40th aminaversirry. Taht aksent! Ai skwirmed wif embarrismint fur teh hole US moobie industry. Includin teh viewers.
Onna plus sied, yu gotter admit teh guy can dansdansdans like a puppet wif strings cut off!
hmm – I just lukked fru our dvd kawlekshun – an blimey! ther twas – Ms poppins an hur sugaree medseen!
I think I’ll snugglol up an watch it tonite
Meh, wut abowt teh atroshimus Souf Afrikan accents yu sumtymes gets?
pah. that’s nothing compared to da faek accents peeps try to pull off from the merry can Souf. *sigh*
Or teh straynj Indian/Wesh aksents mennee TTI-ers com owt wiv, if tehy trys to do eever aksent!
The one bad akksent that caught me by surprise was Ingrid Bergmann so called skandinavian akksent in murder on the orient ekspress – she was swedish for gods sake – she didn’t even have fake it!!!
oh, noes! i was thinking that’s how ’twas sposed to be!
pea ess, hoep yu feline better soon, Nennepus.
oh, BTW, Meryl Streep is/was known for her accents. wonder if they were teh authentic?
*bows* Fank yu, fank yu!
ai applolsaus yew! Noes go hyd in corner!
I think it was for your wonderful accent when you asked ” ‘ow are you today” so please don’t be sad my friend!
{{{{AfriCat}}}} oops sorry! *dries AfriCat off with sham-wow*
Mai complimunt? Wus awl fur yu, Afrikat!
*peeks hed arownd cornur* ai can come tu play naow? Yay!!! *bowns bowns bowns* (kittehs hav berry short memries abowt SUM fings…)
Eye wuz juss lukin fur Santa.
Yez, eye no it’z August.
Yez, eye no himz duzzen’t live in dere.
Yes, eye no I’m notta rain deer.
Yez, eye reelize dere aren’t enny Crizmas decorashuns.
I love you Mommy!?
doan furgit teh beeg sad eyed faise-luuk and teh hoapful lil purrpurrpurr, wurks ebree tyme!
Den dey wanna rub your leg an it gitz awl ober u. An usualee u iz waring white pantz!
wutz funnie bout dat iz ai tink diz pikture wuz taken at crizmas timez… yu can cee teh purdy wiate litez behinz teh kitteh
*SNORT!*
*wipes cawfee orf screen*
Diz soundz lak teh logicz mai kitteh usez. Iz no wayz to be mayd wen dez lukn sew beri kyoot ans pityfull.
Sum uff mye friends, well dey follow basement cat. An dey sayed eye hadda bee black awl over.
Goth kitteh…yr dewin it rong!
OooH, dis kitteh jus KNOWS teh dredded b-a-f-f is coming next!
Soottee Kitteh jusst
ekksploareeng feengz datz peekz hurz
curreeawssittee
Soottee Kitteh duz
nawtz feelz awll datz dirrtee,
Butz duz nawtz wawntz baff!
Soottee Kitteh canz
prawmiss enneefeengz, butz will
getz dirrtee aginn
Jack.
Shortness of memury + cureeawsitee = durty agin.
Too troo!
{{Cheezfrends}} I hasta go an git kleen an go tu da grossery store now!
Iz okay! I waits for u return!
so cute
uhoh… wurdprezz iz boken againz…
Teh annoucyment iz gone… doez taht mean teh site iznt goin down?
iz stil dere iffen ai goes tew mai profyle paige sew aifink itz stil goin daown
*throwz highlee kaffinayted enurgee drinkies tew teh server skwirels*
*iz luking disapointed* aww ai wuz hopin tehy didz it awready… ai hups it nawt taek tu long.
*promizes skwirels sum yummy sunfower sedz if tey restwifakwikness*
I had a cat that went down the chimney. He was covered in soot, but unhurt from the fall.
Ai has a happy fur that!
Why do cats go into chimneys, anyway? I would think they would stay away from the smoke smell.
They probably want it, and figure its a quick way.
{{{{{{{biscotti}}}}}}}
Sadly, th National Museum of Failed Inventions has closed, after being open for only two days.
Wuz tihs kitteh doin sum tests in teh Wile E. Coyote wing (fundid bai a granite frum ACME)?
Ai duz bleev sew
teh Failed Invenshun mooseum FAILED?? O teh huge manatee!
Snerk
What??! I can assure you I had nothing to do with their failure, I never even got to visit. They refused to put in a water access and therefore have no one to blame but themselves.
chimbley is a very dangerous place!
Please cover the chimbley-shaft enterantaroe with
the appropriate screen.
Iff nawt fur kitteh’s saek, fur teh saek ov teh carpits!
You say saek, wish rimes with caek — I now
has teh hungree fur shaek and baek!
pleaze to be mah guessed fur mitt rosbif’
ploffled to purrfection in teh shaek and baek (for azzert terriz caek!)!
O, an nawt to worry, I makes nuff for all teh minions
*I always makes extra*
Ok kitteh, now U gets a baff
Kitteh wuz just playin’ Sandy Clawz. Nao himz iz Sooty Clawz.
and soon Soapy Claws, I fear.
He be leavings sootee hiney-print on sink, aifinkso.
Say, cheezpeeps – did yu see? Tehre is a noos item abowt teh man in Florida arrested for havin ch*ld p*rn pics on his pyooter – an he sez his CAT did it!! Man clayms he was downlodin myoosic an left teh room an when he camed bak hiz cat wuz on teh desk an “strange fings” were on his pyooter!!!! (More dan a fousand pikshures which he somehow forgotted to deleet).
BAH!
Whut a calumny!! Whut a ninsult!! Asif a kitteh ever wood!!!!!
We spitz on him an attaks wif all teh poynty enz, in eckstreemely painful plases!!!!!!
Yaowl, hiss, fftt, rrraaoooww!!!
ai seez yew, Duffy. An yesh, ai herded dish. An gab it awl da kornsiderashun eet deserbd… NUN.
ICK! ICK!! ICK!!!! I will splash him to within an inch of his life!
*readies ferocious flipper of splashitude*
*tendrils 0 doom efficiently ifisherates icky idiot*
*sluffs off contaminated tendrils dat was contaminated by messing wif ickiness*
*fresh new tendrils grow back with a kwikness*
Dat bein amazifyingly uzeful sweetpea oh aifinkso
^-^
*diggz a nice deep whole wif teh paws*
*uzez bak paws tu be kickin sluffed uff tendral into teh whole*
*buryz teh denderal and patpats teh urf*
*wachiz az purdy a white roze grows frum teh urf an bloomz with butiful sent taht fillz teh airz*
yup, ai faut so… dat kin uv ting iz ony gud fur furtilizer.
*llooks on approvinglee adn smilols*
Oops. Nao I gots ta have the washee wash, I sapose…
*nod nod nod – they sure is rite
Has anneebuddy notissed dat dis is a beeyutimus floofee kitteh (unner awl teh sooty) an wud bii berry nyce tu snorgle wif? (afturr baff)
Yu meen kittehs com inna non-snorgly varyutty?! Hooknoo!
Ownlee teh berry doitee an smellee wuns! Dats wut kitteh-shampoo is furr. Emurgensees ownlee!
I agreez – mah most-beluvid Tux gotted into teh crawlspase under teh roof (we has no attik) wunst and all his luverly white bits turned diskustin gray an covurd wif bat poo an cobbywebs an even his blak tuxeedo was gray an nasstee. I hadda baff him an onlyee had Hyooman-bebbeh-shampu to wash him wid. He was soff an snorgly afturwurds an smelld nise to me, but he kep washin an washin hisself till he got rid of the bebbeh-shampu smell.
well… ai promiss nawt tu clymb chymnee agen… todai… as far as yu nose… uh huh, yesh… sertunlee nawt rite affer yu has gibben me a baff… nuh uh… no wais…
Taht wuz so full uv kyoot ai amost splorted
My Son made this !! Thanks for featuring it. The picture is by me
Yay! Awesome.
Nise piktur and capshun!
Berry nyce, fanks fur submittin eet!
bery nice Crynolyn.. wuz teh kitteh really beins in teh chimy?
ya . im her son, austin. i got a new email so akuva4 isnt mine any more. she got in the chimney even though there were boxes blocking it. lol
*cheers*
Yes, Kaos Kitteh really did climb in the chimney.
She hides wings somewhere…
Kaos is purrfekt name for kitteh. Anee kitteh!!
lol wee had gud reezun fur namin hur kaoskitteh. we miss hur
That’s what my maine coon looked like after a romp around the hearth.