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Oh Noes they ordered another one
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adn ai wus lukking forwed tu taht beer…
lukks liek hims has alreddy drunked eet awl… pfft!
Congrats, GP – U seem 2 haz a solo tawp spot!
ooo whut a rare adn mowst wunnermuss fing!!! fankies fur teh conga rats!
Hao wii shud sillybrayte? mebbeh wib sum Corona Extrys fur ebberywon?
At teh momint we wull haz 2 drink it awl! ebbriwun els iz sumware els!
*drags in beeg bag ob Pork Skratchins*
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Mite ai joyn yew?
Ohai BDM!
yur offering, eet pleezes meh!
*whew!* Gud! Ai had a wurried wen yew went lukin fur miss chifs.
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Whu is she, N E wai?
A berry nawtee grrrll, aifinkso!
*nods nods* Hao yew is, AfriCat?
Aim berry well fanks, an yu?
Ai is da gud, fankies.
Hazin fun plain heer tewdai.
aifinkso shee is teh seester uv miss creant
all do shii awlais klaims tew beh relayted tew miss unnerstuud…
an miss appropriate an miss demeanor…
an teh woman hating Irish friend of Barbara Eden…
…wait 4 it…
Miss O’Genie
An tehn tehre’s her gloomy frend; Miss Airy…
Wat abowt teh singlol muvver Miss concepshun?
An teihr enigmatic cuzin; Miss Tique
Adn deh peopul hating gal, Miss Ann Throp
by enny chance relaytied to Miss Tery?!?
Iz LCB rilaytid 2 Miss Take?
4 anni @@@@@
Wut ’bout teh handsome prince fyrefiter dat nun ob dem gawt a chance tew date?
Mr. Opportunity.
ANd the gurl what cant unsandt anyfing … Miss Cunstrue
I doan care ’bout teh veracity ob it.
Dats nawt uh nice thing tew call sumwun.
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oh
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Note tew self: ALWAYZ read lolspeak twice.
. . . and not forgetting Miss Fortune.
wowzers! yu meens wii has awl ob cheezland tu ower selbes!!!
is liek a norteh piggeh’s dreem!!!
* scampers arownd lukking fur mischeef *
*Chases aftur pinny gig*
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Hay! Wayt fur meh, pinny gig! Ai brotted Pork Skratchins!
bring dem wib yu!!! wii has LAWTS ob mischeef tu cause!!!
* lets teh d’Beaker Labs awf dems leads *
* puts soap in teh JCH4K fowntain *
* dybes intu LCBs swimmy pool *
OOOhhhhh, pretti bublols inna fowntain!
*wades in, shaking floofy paws tew get da waddurs orf*
*batts at bublols*
*scampers after flutterbai*
*clyms tree, wavin floofy tail ad d’Beaker labs*
* lets teh Rabid Weeslols owt ob dere cayge *
* skwirts whippy creem at leeza’s skwirrls *
Ooooh, whippee creems!
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*putts floofy paw on whippee creems cuberd skwerl tew hold eet steel, starts lik lik lik da whippee creems*
HAY! plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints! eben iffn dey is cubbered in whippy creem!
* skwirts whippy creem awn BDM adn scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Iz nawt nomming rho dents! Is kleenind dems!
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*lyk lyk lyk whippee creems owf own furs*
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drags owt selzterbotlol, prolly left ober from Maus’s's’s's last war effort, and skwirts pinny gig inna butt wif waddurs
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*giglols*
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*rusnawaiwifakwickness!*
HAY! * shake shake shake *
* chases affer BDM * NO! nawt in LCB’s manshun!!! yu wheel nock ober an otter werthless Mung Vase adn ai wheel bii in teh trubble agen!
*runs past Ming vaz, raycs rownd it untyl eet tips ober, and rolls jentlee cross da floor*
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*jumps, srcamblolos up ontew mantlol pees, knockin oaber stufs as shii goes…*
* scampers arownd unner mantul peas catchy fings as dey fawl awf *
Butt butt butt (hehehehe) pinnygig! Yew SED yew wanted to find da mischeefs. Ais just halping yew!
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*jumps frum mantlol pees ontew da lublee velvit kurtans, klims wif a kwickness*
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*smilols at pinny gig*
O wayt, ai cud just blayme eet awn Mick! Yesh yesh!
* pulls awn curtains *
*weebblolwobblolweeblolwooblol*
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*fawls owf kurt en rod bekuz pinnygig pullin on kurt ens*
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*breaks fawl sumwhut bai grabbin kurt ens wif poyntee ends*
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*kertens shred, BDM lands on pinny gig*
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*runsawaifrumangreerhodentwifabeeeegkwikness*
* lukks arownd at debestayshun *
* scampersawaiwibakwiness *
*sits down wif a corona an lym, and starts noming Pork Skratchins*
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Whew, ai haz a tyrd after awl dat mischeefs.
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PURRPURRPuRrPurrpurrrpurrprrprzzzzzzz
*wanderz frew Cheezland viewing devastashunz*
Tut, tut, tut!! (not deh fair oh)
Wut on erf haz happined??
Deh rabid weezilz haz runnded loose adn dere b bubblolz in deh fowntin?? I duzn’t eben want tu noez wut happuninged in LCBz manshun….
Oh deh Huge Manateez!!!!
Hee hee hee, GP gotz teh fizzy enema! Hoo haa hee!!!
*giglols wif AfriCat* Iz da funnee, ai finkso!
Noes, not nommin skwerl…. LYKin whippee creems owf skwerl. BEEG differins!
Hmm! Awl rite den…
Pore skwirls, nedes cleening! Hoalds skwirl stil wif a paw and likks whippee creem awf hur furs. Okae, u is cleen naow. Nekst swirl plz?
Yesh, wii is dewing dem a publix serbis bai lykin dem.
*Waches cleen happi skwirls plae in teh trees*
re lax skwerrlee! nawt hurten rhodents!
An Ai haz 2 go – Puddy_tat iz heer an he sez he haz a hongree! Bai fur naow!
* waybes littlol paw *
Hi GP! I is here tu, altho at wurk (pleh on Caturday wurkin). Mah cafiteereea duz has gud lunches on Caturday, tho – wud annyone liek sum warm bredstiks wif dippin soss? Dere’s lots.
ohh you haz balsomik vinergurs? iz gud fur dippin breadz in if you has a widdle oil wif it tu
Ohai ebbreyone! I brought u some limes 4 t3h beer an some pretzels to dunk in.
nom nom noms preztlols
ooh! Corona Extry, fank u! Salud, amor y pesetas! *clinkee*
*breengs inna hayuge peetsa pie taht wil goe nyclee wif teh Corona* Enjoi ebreewun!
Fankies, BF! Hao yew is?
Ohai BDM, ahm dewin purty well, feelz lyke fall heer todai, bery cool. Nawt rite fur Awgust!!
Iz the Pleh Hawt an Hoomid heer. 90 F/30 C and 90+% Hoomidity.
Mah daddy allus calls dis “square wether – 90 degrees by 90 hyoomidities.”
Is teh pleh, all rite.
Yer daddeh was the smart, aifinkso!
Yeesh! Ai has noe amor an nebber enuf pesetas! Nawt reelee komplainin dough, cudda bin wurser!
ur sichooashun sownds stranglee familyar, wat wif teh noe amor er pesetas. aifinkso ai resembel taht also
but ai haz fambly an kittehs luckilee, sew iz nawt sew bahd!
Kitteh duz nawt wanna shaer hims hoominz
butt (!) AHM teh king uv this cassle! doan u fergit taht mr. noobie!
Ai has a lawt of DAT goin awn heer! Qween Tammy is nawt teh happycat abowt teh nu bebbeh! Oh noe, nawt attal!
ut oh! butt it tuk hur a wile tew warm up tew teh nawt-sekkond bebeh, maibee she wil akcept dis wun affer anuvver wile? *said hoapfullee*
Ai hoaps so! At teh momunt eets jus a cuppla hedbats awn teh way past, sumfin lyke “Goe awai goe awai, wy won yu goe awai?” Shii’l git ovur eet God willing.
teh kitteh in teh cassle is tawnting us! EEz et Fronch Knight kitteh?
Hay! Teh bocks sez “gift bukkit set”!! Does DIS kitteh noe wher teh lolrus bukket is????
Dis kud be!
How we finds out?
We coud…
Ask politerly
Beg pathetically
Command to be told (not too gud wif kittehs)
Demand to noe
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Entreet politelee
Fananglol an answer
Grab da bukkit
H…
Hide dheir treetz till dey telling us
Ivestigate awl dheir hidey holez
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Jollee tehm into telling
Kindlee ecksplain why we wants to knoe
Look in unekspekted plases
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move teh bukkit
nom on some noms
open all teh cubberds
play wif cheezfrends
quicklee runawaywifakwikness
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reskyoo teh bukkit
steel teh bukkit
tawnt til all bukkit are belong to us
undamyne dere guvvinmints
v…
vent awbout dem naut tellins
wimper sew teh feelz guilty
xray dier brawyns tu cee if teh have any
zoomwifakwikness tu tri adn find it owerselvs
Manipulayt dem wif hypnosis to tell
Neber mynd-approach – pretend not to bother
Onest answer – ask for it
P…
heave it over teh fence
iskream fur iskream
jerk bukkit back ober fence
kick teh bukkit
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how long hav u had those catz?
Hi, kittehs! Failer here, stoppin by to say Hi!
Ohai, Judy!
Ohai, Kay! Nice to meetcha!
Saim heer!
Oh hai Judy!! I hopez u b habbing deh gud Catturday.
Ohai, Failer Judy! Weklum! Hoap yew enjoi yr thymes in Cheezlan!
Ai fail tew see how ai could pawsiblolee nawt bii glad tew see yew here in cheezland.
Happy Caturdai!
Thanks for the warm welcome, all! Yes, I’s havin a gud Catterday.
I didn’t come empty-handed. Here are some banana-nut muffins! They’re the Fiber Plus brand, and truly very good. Help yourself!
Has we seen yu before Judy? If so, welcum bak. If not, welcums!! Ennywun hu brings bananananananaohfoof nanner-nut muffings is a lolfrend!
OHAI Judy
ai knoez we nawt metz cauze ai’z neow heer… nice ta metz yu *gibs a tail wag an floofy paw uv frendships*
Extra kitteh can jes circlol bak ’round tew ware hii caim frum.
Oh…and dats BOO-KAY!
*Waives floofy pawz tu deh souf.
Oh Hai NC66!!1 I haz not seeing u in a lot ov wylez. How u b?
Ohai yor majesty. Ai iz doin’ gud. Jes gawt bak frum an odyssey. Nao ai iz full ob fitz adn binegar.
How R U doin’ yor travilin’ highness?
Iz yor sat-y-lite dish givin’ yew N-E tubblol?
Wii iz deh sitting still. wii iz being deh camphosts at a campgrownd in OryGone.
Haz ben bizzy, bizzy, bizzy.
Adn windy,
windy
windy!!!
oh dear… Hope the storms keep away from you and that you all stay safe! speshully those trying to keep teh docks where they belong…
{{{{{{everyone in the campsite in ory-gone}}}}}}
Evvreewun iz safe, amd deh latest rownd uv storms just brotted rainz, no windz.
At deh state park down deh rode a wayz dey had two tree limbz fawlling and hitting deh RVz, but no peepulz hurted.
Now wii haz a lubblee sunny day and happy campers playing on deh waterz wif deh wadder skiz and wake boardz adn jet skiz.
Oh mai. Hao egg-sighteeng, and scary awl at wunce.
**NC imajins omlette cawntainers flying thru teh air**
Sound liek mudder naychur iz nawt fond ob teh current layowt ob the camp site adn iz tryin’ tew dew sum rearranjin’.
If deh awm let kuntaynerz not b nailed down, deh wuz flying thru deh air!!!
Wun uv ower camperz had a liddlol 3 yr old gurl hoo lubz deh moovee “Twister” adn she thot deh storm wuz grate fun!!! even tho shii didn’t git tu see ennee flying kowz.
Dats my GF’s favorty moobie (giggle) ob awl tiem.
same kow
She still cawnt git ober teh fact dat Rusty iz pwayed bai an actor hooz RL naim soundz liek uh cereal killur.
Ai lieked taht mobie tu… ai awlwaiz dweamins awbowt tonadoos… many many dweamz awbowt dem butt tehr fun
Nice tu meetz yu N66
**Extends floofy paw tew KLWU**
*snicker*
Dat sounds like uh raydeo stayshun.
Awl
chatcat, awl deh tiem…Yor lissening tew cheezland’s own Kay El Dubya Yew
The stayshun dat wif duh moast
up tew date and current mews
*clapclaps*
yu gotta has a liddle goggie sum time tho kthx
Xtree kitteh alredee inna boks. Nawt-seccund kitteh jest needs sum dukkee taip!
*BRRRRRRRIP*
Yup! U gots it NC66! Returns tu sendur!
Mewxican Standoff
LOL!
**NC strains hiz long neck tew view teh spektaklol**
Ai hab uh feline dat dis iz nawt gunna end N-E-tiem soon.
Bof hab extremos puntiagudo.
… unless they split the Corona
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPY BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Nerdgirl1, StreakyTSC, THESQUID, an SweetLittleGothChild!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, rich ‘n’ fluffy wiet caek wif fluffy lemmin frosting (like a caek i eeted at a wedding resepshun last night!), iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle Return to Sender wen tehy yoyo, remote control zombie akshun figyurs, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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hee hee, burfday fairy fownd teh same video az NC66!
I wuz fairylee sure dat GMTA, nao ai has uh sirtontee.
but yoo wuz way nawt-sekkund before me
Monumental mental matchups
give no regard to a
contrivance’s creative chronology.
ooooo. fankeez BF!!
*nomz deh yummy cake wif deh lemony frosting.
ur rite! dis iz deeewishuss!!
*putz aleeun stikker on huzbinz fishing rod.
happy berfday…
happy berfday…
uh…uh…
happy berfday berfday!
mmm ai luvs lemmin frosting *has tu peaces* teh yoyoz are prudy nifty tu
it iz a gud ting it iz Caturday anna ai iz alone at teh Pleh werikity. **remote kuntrol zombie akshun figures all over teh place, stikking sparklee alian stikkers wif teh googlee eyes everwere, laffin as crums of burfday caek and iskream drip awl ober**
Anudder kitteh?!?
Ah well. *shrugs*
Que cervesa cervesa.
LOLcatz come in smawl packages?
Iffn discouraged kitteh cranks the butt handlol hangin’ owt teh side ob teh bawks, den mehbee surplus kitteh will pop up owtta teh tawp and at least probide uh moemint ob uhmuzemint.
Will b pop-top cat?!?!?
*pshhhht*
Seals in freshnessness.
However, surperfluous kitteh iz annoyed bai teh awl dat barking.
**Tosses fishy in bawks foar lolrus cuzzins**
Wat the halp went on hear today? I leav for elebenty ours an hab to come home to dis mess! Sheees!
*gigglolz* neber leef a pinny gig wif owt pawper supurrvizon
(BTW ai jus LUV sayin pinny gig!)
mee too.
*sigh*
Schrodinger says, “Occupied”