MATURITY
MATURITY Yeah, its kinda like that.
nd sumtiemz it will last furever.
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Pfft. Hoo needz it?
Congrats NS – u leed teh brayde!
williboi duz a hifiev tu NS fur furthist frum ind.
*hifiev*
Wif dat fayse wii need sumfing sour foar noms adn drinks…
Wii can haz sour creem raisin caek wif teh nawt sweet lemming ade.
Den we awl wull luk liek teh kitteh!
Ai mai grow owld butt (heheheh) neber growz up!
Ai disidid lawn ago 2 grow awld disgraesfullee!
Ai lubs eet, anni! Meh tew!
bean dere dun dat
I can has opinions!
*taeks willy boy & fuzz by teh paws & heds to teh Ty Booteek*
Ai iz nawt shur eever uv u haz seed teh storee uv teh Ty Booteek, so heer it is (frum <a href="http://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/"Teh Lore and Legends portion uv teh cheeztown cryer).
Dis be written by cweenmj:
Mai, it b a glorious story. Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz a ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so dat peepz in deh Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandifyinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu go dere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
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Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
oooooo.
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lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez!
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu, wif a bar adn a fyreplais and lotsa kumfy chairz. Stop in enneetiyme.
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*Gitz chokklit martooneez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Lore and Legends.
aww … ur hospityalities iz gonna maek me criers all ober da townz
If you’re ever bored, by the way, I suggest going through the stories in the Lore & Legends. There’s some really really funny stuff there.
wich peddel makez us not go 2 vet iz mai pursenail faivret. wuz won ov da furst tymes ai eveh red da cawmints. wuz soo haard nawt tew LOL et wurk whyle tinken abowt teh tousands uv hoomin & kitteh deths cauzed bye da failuer tu heed da warnins uf da leegal perfesshunils.
Mah nawt sekkund visit wuz teh trilolbites tryin to get into teh bag uv Doritos. LCB had a prehistorical tiem masheen advenchur.
Ooh tankee NS fur da tewor uf da luverly Ty Booteek.
willyboy wanna shy knee tinklee wynd chiemes pleez anna chawkolit anikynnating. tankee mush
*wiliboi is hypotized by the pretty & shiney chimes – pats at it softly for awhile*
*bird flies by and distracts willy boy*
O hai NS – issit sunshynee & warms heer at da Booteek?
willy boy noe longur pais attenshun tu da red unnerlions uf da spelchek & duz nawt cee teh missink “n” inna hypotized
aktually hypotized sounz purdy funni
Aifink its wutebber u wants it to be.
Izn’t werf teh effurt!
walter-kitteh, tells yung wippersnappers to kiss his tail.
Blah blah blah!
dis is wat i fink ob yer stoopym rules.
isn’t it amazing how a mature responce resembles being too tired?
Hmm yees weeellll!
or angree.
Taste lyke chiken…bad chiken.
U is stannin in mah suns, stoopie.
mai mom gibs meh dis luk awl teh tyme, super sekwet mommeh meanin? aifinkso
izzur boyfren/cigniffikant udder aroun wen shee duzzt?
no boifren no b prezent…..she haznt met himz yet
She’s not buyin wat yer sellin.
Kurmudgeon Kat wantz no lip frum the Kittehs
Owr goldin yeerz iz cubburd wif tarnish. Du nawt want!
Ai may has to gro old, butt(!) Ai donut has to gro up!
GMTA, Ambercat!
I still tryin tu figure owt wat I wanna bii wen I grow up.
These days I wear a lot of purple
anna red hat taht dusnt go an dusnt soot yu?
an pullin a sholley?
“When I Am Old, I Will Wear Purple” ref, FTW!
Duz yu awlsew has teh red hatt wat duzint goe?
Ai fink we kno teh same pome! Nao, pass me taht stik to rattul alawng teh raylings; Ai has to practiss so’s peeps will nawt be Sir Pryzed wewn suddenly Ai is old and starts to waeer prupple!
ht tp://www.poemhunter.com/poem/warning/
**Red comes in an crashes awn teh cowch**
Whoo-wii, I hazza beeg tyred!
Anna fat wallet? Wii goin tu Hawaii now?
Dis mite a-splayn sum fings…
Yu spended awl yur new munnies awn a giant M&M?
Ai neber noed u wuz an M&M, rhsb. A bloo wun at dat!
*haz a confuzzled*
I has been a m&m, a playboy bunny, an energizer bunny, Mama Cass, a cowgirl, an a geisha.
ai wuz a crayola crayon once
Ithot furshur shii wuld bii a green M&M.
Why green?
Bloo iz my fabrit cololur.
Cuz teh Green wun iz teh gurl wun (an seksi, too).
Um, NS…….DAT nawt secksee!
Yu nawt ebber heard ub wat da green wuns supposed tu do?
Oh, yeah.
I nawt has had dat effeck awn ennywun in elebenty yeers, tho!
I know wat yu mean!
Ifinkso, maibii I need tu go an buy a BIG bag ub M&M’s an pik owt da green wuns.
Akshulee, dere usedta be a candy stoar in Fayette Maul dat solded teh cololurd m&m’s. U cud buy az mutch of a sertin cololur dat u wanted.
I nawt been dere in adjis, so donut kno ifn iz still dere oar nawt. I usedta buy margajareeta-flavurd jelly beens dere. NOM!
Wen I gow tu da Fayette Maul, I basically “run” threw there for fear ub bein attacked by da “Excuse mii, dew yu wear yur nails natural ma’ma?” people.
Mebbe I shud jes ware teh costoom an see ifn ennywun wanna nibblol awn me.
Tell dem no Ai onlee buff dem aftur pulling sumwuns eyes aowt fur asking meh qweschuns. U wants tu bolunteer?
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, fank yu WWr!! My boi gits a bit embarrassed wen I luk at dem wyle walkin awn, and say “I don’t have time fur you.” I actually gotta “well, yu don’t hab tu bii rude” frum a veri small feminie lukkin male wun dai. I kulda tuuk hyme, but nawt in da mood tu go tu jail. Mii rude, after yu chased mii down da mall!?! How duz that wurk?
I likes awl the M & M cullers. we can still has dem heer in TTI.
An Skittles. Nom!!!!
Ifinkso taht Peanut M & M’s used to be call Treets over heer,but tehy was awl brown ones
O!!! I noes!! Dey makes u horngy. Loose the g.
BINGO!!!!! PJ wins da prize!!
wealy??? ai nebber herd dat bafor
I finks itz un urban lejind. Probly nawt scientificly based.
*whispers tu sophie94*
I nawt finkso it wurks. Least nebber fur mii.
*whispers tu 3km*
ai finkso i will has tu tri dis
Iffin yu hand sumwun a big handful an whisper in dere ear what iz supposed tu happen, ifinkso wuld wurk.
hehe, dat myte maek itz werk
U hav to belive! Placebo effect.:D
heehee
ai will hav beeg beleef
*comez n adn plops down n beeg floofy chair*
teh chorez, i haets tehm
sekwetly wishes boifren waz heer tu gibs me neck rub
Maturity STN!
Just wanted to note that, speaking of maturity, today I had to say goodbye to my 19-year-old, Nimue, who went to hang in Kitty Heaven with my first cat (and her love) Merlin and her best pal Gwen. I will miss my grey gir. Sleep tight, gorgeous.
Sigh… (((((JEDITIGGER)))) SO sorry tew heer about your loss
Nimue is paying in teh meadow now, wif all teh otter kittehs and goggies..
We love them so much and then they are gone. They leave a hole in our hearts.
(mai eyez be leaking…) sniff
My luv and sympathy go out to you, it’s always so hard to lose a friend
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i leeved yoo a note on teh nekstest lol wher catslave passded along teh nooz.
I’m sorry to hear about Nimue, But if it helps, I know my old friend Ambrose Malachay is playing his overprotective Irish daddy-cat routine as he shows her around. *hugs*
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Mah eies are leakin fur yu – We all miss our over-teh-brije bebbehs forevvur. Speshully wuns wez had for long, long times.
Re: Nimue – great love always brings great loss. We will all be there some day (as I look at my sweet 18 year old Georgia Brown)… and then, we will all heal, eventually. And there are many other Marian Zimmer Bradley characters to name future cats after…
LOL. Wishing you healing in your grief.
Jus scram, tailless primate — yr interruptin my nap.